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Hacker-hunters finger 'Keyser Soze' of Russian underground card sales

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Very Convinient

Russian group points finger at Ukrainian bloke, claims they are the most evil person around.

Same Russian group later seen searching for missing black kettle.

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Securobods RAGE over $600k Kickstarter Tor box components

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Do they have a good name??

“Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly On The Table, Inc"

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I didn't invent Bitcoin! Send Bitcoin to help me fight this slur – Dorian Nakamoto

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Freedom of Speech

"Freedom of Speech in the US means that the press/media can say anything they like."

What you mean just like Red Bull did???

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Déjà vu: Virgin Media jacks up broadband prices

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Isn't there a get-out??

Like with mobile phone contracts, if it's only a couple of percent increase then it's allowed??

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Call of Duty daddy considers launching own movie studio

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Don't even bother

Just stick Metal Gear Solid on.

No-one can tell that it's a game anyway, it's just a over-complex silly film about a man in tight clothes.

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Farmville maker Zynga delays new games after losing 57 MILLION users

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but they have 'bookings'

Which seems strangely like the fantasy currency used in many of their games.

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Lawyer for alleged Silk Road kingpin wants all evidence thrown out

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but I thought

his main defence was:

"It wasn't me guv"

So isn't this defence, "you got that evidence from me illegally" merely saying, that yes it was him but it's not valid because they didn't follow the rules???

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Google pulls Gaza games from Play store

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Don't forget

One level on Call of Duty has you walking through an airport brutally slaying innocent civilians.

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Warm, perhaps ALIEN LIFE-bearing water gushers FOUND ON MOON of Saturn

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I wonder

How much Oil they have.

Do you require some Freedom??

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Apple orders huge MOUNTAIN of 80 MILLION 'Air' iPhone 6s

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I thought

Apple had stopped working with Samsung??

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ITC: Seagate and LSI can infringe Realtek patents because Realtek isn't in the US

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What of Patent Trolls

They don't 'use' any IP, unless you include using it as a stick to beat other companies with and dragging them through the courts?????

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X marks the chop: Microsoft takes axe to Nokia's Android venture

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Testing the water??

Maybe since they were near the end of development they decided to at least give them a shot at the market and see what the public reaction was???

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PICS: Nokia Lumia 930 – We reveal its ONE unique selling point

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Just copying the big boys

Apple/Samsung/Sony etc

"Here's our new phone, better than the old phone - look it's one more number higher than the last!"

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Hamas hacks Israeli TV sat channel to broadcast pics of Gaza wounded

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Or

There was no hack.

because any Israeli watching that broadcast would probably think:

"Bomb them back to the stone age"

Instant public support for a ground incursion into Gaza.

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NSA: 'Dozens of attacks' prevented by snooping

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Re: "NSA's "intent" to get specific figures on the number of attacks prevent out in the next week."

Well they defiantly helped things in Boston.

and the data given to GCHQ certainly helped prevent the recent attack on a soldier in London.

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German govt DUMPS 170 NEW PCs riddled with Conficker

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Data recovery costs?

Sure from a couple of servers, but no workstation should have any data worth recovering on.

Format and shove a fresh Image on the workstations and worry about a couple of servers later.

Good to see even the efficient Germans can manage to employ time and money wasting morons in the government.

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Review: Sony Xperia Z

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Xenon Flash

I agree I'd much rather have this feature, it's something really missing IMO.

I've never dropped a phone down the toilet or into a bucket of water so that feature is neither here nor there for me.

I wonder how long those flaps will stay attached anyway, considering most would be getting this on a 2 year contract.

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BRITAIN MUST DECLARE WAR on Cervinaean menace

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Licenced Hunters?

We have people that need jobs and too many tasty animals roaming around the countryside.

Surely this should be a self solving problem, the government could also make a quick buck on hunting licence fee's.

or we could all continue eating suspect meat from the supermarket???

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Forget wireless power for phones - Korea's doing it for BUSES

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Can't Wait

I'll feel like I'm in death race or something, driving over things in the ground to get power-ups.

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Kiwi Coroner says Coca-Cola helped kill woman

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Idiots

Will always surprise you with new and inventive ways to top themselves.

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New York Times probes China's Premier, gets hacked by Chinese

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Chinese laws clearly forbid hacking attacks

Chinese laws clearly don't apply to the military

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BT's 'six-month free broadband' offer is a big fat FIB - ads watchdog

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Re: And how much will BT be fined?

A good and proper gumming by the ASA has been delivered.

Not enough for you?

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Razzies set to torpedo pop minx Rihanna's Battleship

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Re: I do not want to sound like

"RE-Retribution was the first time I felt as though I was watching a movie of a game. Seriously contrived environments (nazi zombies) were mostly to blame for that."

They were Soviet Zombies in RE weren't they?

Nazi zombies appeared in 'Iron sky' and it's rip-off 'Nazi's at the centre of the earth'

Both were better than the recent Resident Evil film(s)

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Report: Tablets to outsell ALL PCs by 2016

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Sure they will

Unicorn racing will become common also.

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Scientists snap first film of giant squid in action

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"Kubodera offered no explanation for how the tentacles had been severed"

but noted that they were delicious.

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BT in ad slapdown after 'misleading' punters on fibre deployment dates

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Race To Infinity

My Village won.

Still no fibre.

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RIM writes Nokia a fat cheque as pair bury the patent hatchet

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I'm surprised

They've not gone after everyone, as Apple have.

Seems to be a decent way of getting money in the door, doesn't seemed to have hurt their reputation or bottom line either.

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Sheryl Sandberg offloads $41.5m in Facebook shares in just 6 weeks

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Get out while the gettings good

I'd rather take the millions now than wait and hope they're still there later.

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Children increasingly named after Apple products

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Joke

Changed my Name

No longer Betamax LaserDisc the third.

Whats that about fads again?

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Troll sues Apple for daring to plug headphones into iPhone

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US Patient Office

Where they employ those too stupid to work at the DMV

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Nokia RIM shot: Seeks royalties after winning wireless patent spat

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People In Glass Houses

Something about stones.......................

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Comet crashes to Earth: 125 stores wiped out

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Merry Christmas

Now F##K off !!

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Mystery robot-bringing UFOs sighted by Indian troops on Tibet border

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I'll have

Whatever they've been drinking.

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Deloitte in the saddle at Comet, seeking stability - and a buyer

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Re: Good deals?

LOL, you what??

The workers are the first people to get stiffed.

It's a desperate scramble to pay off creditors and larger shareholders, then the management bolts out of the door with the remaining sacks of cash - leaving the poor workers stranded on a sinking vessel.

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Lab mice drown in their THOUSANDS as Hurricane Sandy fills NYU basement

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Re: Tragic waste of research of course

You can't move them, it's not like they're a box of books.

The mice will be severely immuno compromised and as such require specialist care and a extremely well controlled living environment.

They will also be mutated with any combination of human or other conditions, as such they can't be moved anywhere without being sacrificed.

Poor planning is the problem here, generators and spare desks belong in the basement - not millions of dollars worth of sensitive experiments.

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Chinese 'Thunder God' plant could crush cancer

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Re: Kind of ironic

The compound on trial won't be the exact same compound extracted from the vine, it will have been modified to give greater potency and fewer side effects.

The compound found in the vine may be only moderately effective and present in trace amounts, it also might only be active if injected.

So going to see the 'herb man' who grinds up a few bits and pieces into a tea probably wouldn't do you any good.

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Asus doubles up phone-slate combo's specs with Padfone 2

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Whats not to like here?

The main problem is you have two objects but you can only ever use one at a time. If I'm going to carry a tablet around with me it would be nice for it to work independently.

It seems like a good idea on paper, but in reality you have a phone and a ten inch square of plastic, or a tablet and no phone.

For the price it can't be far off having a Nexus 7 and a GS3

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British car parks start reading number plates

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Re: Not quite so easy

It is so easy.

Although you can't do it with a printer, you can pay a tenner to one of the many online places that will happily make and send you a new numberplate.

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Iran says its infosec defences foiled oil hack

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Re: How do they know?

We've identified the attackers as Israel, because we don't like them.

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Just how good is Nokia's PureView 41Mp camera tech?

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Re: Nice review

I'd like to see a couple of snaps not taken by a professional.

Hand the camera to the nearest joe bloggs and see how well the pictures stack up.

I've seen sample shots for alot of mobile phone cameras, they never look as bad as the ones I produce.

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Cash in the asset: Nokia may flog global headquarters in Espoo

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Up next

The kitchen sink, the company pet and half a packet of polos found of Elops desk.

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Peeved bumpkins demand legally binding broadband promise from UK.gov

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Re: Move House

No thanks. Most people live in the country to get away from morons like you.

Now pony up so we can have some speedy internet.

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Peugeot 508 RXH estate car review

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Re: Peugeots + electrics =

You can run it off chip fat, or engine oil, gearbox oil or any oil of siliar consistancy.

All with the correct Bosch fuel system of course, and only legally chip fat/biofuel can be used on the road.

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Oz cinema chain to stream new releases

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If they were able to stream moveis currently available at the cinema then it's a great idea.

I'm sick of the rubbish (Cinema Experiance) excuse the industry bleats at the public as justification for not rolling out a streaming service.

The 'Cinema Expericance' shouldn't involve emptying your wallet for a couple of tickets, and then emptying it again for a few snacks.

Last time I went to the cinema I took one look at the prices for everything, and realised we could go out for a nice meal for the same money - so we did.

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Goldeneye

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Re: Its a good game....

Old games consoles need old screens.

The low res poor definition provided by an old CRT telly will help smooth some of the rough edges and textures making it much easier on the eye.

Goldeneye is a good game because it's a good game, graphics are irrelivent it's still a blast.

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Microsoft job ad advises 'Xbox 720' out by Feb 2014

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Trollface

Re: "720"

You get 720, but can explain why it's predesessor was called the Xbox 360?

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Software disaster zone Knight Capital bags $400m lifeline

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"It wouldn't have made $440 million and certainly not in an hour."

This a hundred times over, it's not some simple two way street that Knight went the wrong way on - there's no possibility the system could have made money as fast as it lost it.

The story has made news because of the impressive amount lost in such a small time because of bad IT practise.

If they had good IT practises they would have tested outside of a live environment, implemented the system and made small amounts of money over time.

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Devon NHS trust left data of 1,373 staff online for MONTHS

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Re: Nothing will change

It's the NHS, of course nothing will change.

Tar and feather the upper management - so we can easily identify those who've failed.

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@UnSteveDorkland Twitter satirist faces 4 charges in US court

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USA

Is the defendant a resident of California, or the USA?

Do we now have to take all businesses to court in their home town whenever we have a grievance??

of course they are assuming the identity twitter have on file is real, so there is someone to actually sue here.

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