* Posts by tmTM

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ASA slaps Ebuyer AGAIN - this time for ignoring regulator

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Some stuff does and some stuff does not say free delivery.

Although I don't know if you put a free delivery item in with the other stuff does it make the entire order free delivery??

My last order was Free next day delivery (which is now a day late) ho ho ho Yodel.

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NY premiere of The Interview cancelled after hackers' terrorist threats

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Who needs a movie theatre??

The story un-folding in the press is far more entertaining than most crap rolled out of Hollywood today.

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Assange's WikiLeaks: Give generously this Xmas – for STATUE of our DEAR LEADER

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Presumably the sculpture is quite large to allow for actual size ego.

To be true to life the head needs increasing in size several times

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Firms will have to report OWN diverted profits under 'Google Tax' law

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"little administrative detail provided to help companies prepare for the new rules"

Which broadly translates to:

We're still not quite sure how we're going to dodge around this new law.

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Globe-spanning SEA-ME-WE 3 sea cable feared cut, broken or ...

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Re: Can't be dolphins at that depth.

Politicians cut the cable??

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Candy Crush King king resigns for 'personal reasons'

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Re: The true story is...

Probably racked with guilt, failed to sell his lot at the one time the company was actually worth a damn.

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Euro Parliament VOTES to BREAK UP GOOGLE. Er, OK then

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Re: I vote to break up the European Parliment

because it's the European Parliament, they live to waste time and money.

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Anti-download biz sued for 'abusive' robo-call demands for money

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Two wrongs make.......

..................................profit??

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Let's vote on breaking up Google, say MEPs with NO power to do any such thing

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Re: Wow, like...

Well not quite, because BT and Openreach are separate.

I guess the confusion arises because both companies can give utterly rubish customer service.

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Ofcom snatches 700MHz off digital telly, hands it to mobile data providers

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Re: Twisted and skewed

Something exists outside of the M25???

Someone should tell the folks in charge, they probably don't have a clue.

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The Toyota Aygo is PARKtastic ... but it is very much a City slicker

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Hows it compare on price??

The Old C1/107 cars were hands down the best budget buy in their day.

They were a good thousand pounds cheaper than the Toyota for pretty much identical spec.

I think we caught the dealer on a good day with our 107, it was an old spec/reg they needed to shift, it was so cheap we needed to double check the figure.

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By the way, Home Depot hackers also grabbed 53 million email addresses

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"Matt Carey noticed the breach on 2 September"

Thats a little bit generous really.

The Feds noticed the breech and got on the phone, it was only when government agents were at the guys door that he realised there was a problem.

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How's the great dot-thing gold rush going? Well, coffee.club just sold for $100,000

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Re: algorithm for naming your new product or business

furryballsploppledmenacingly.................

Wait that one's been done.

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KRAKKOOOM! Space Station supply mission in PODULE PRANG EXPLOSION CHAOS

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Re: Russian conspiracy?

Orbital Sciences claim to have fully refurbished and updated the Russian engines.

So it's unlikely the Russians sold them a dud as they've been totally rebuild and reworked by the OS lot.

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RUMPY PUMPY: Bone says humans BONED Neanderthals 50,000 years B.C.

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Re: The Neanderthal must have been really drunk...

So why was the offspring of a Neanderthal and a Human sterile again??

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Hacker-hunters finger 'Keyser Soze' of Russian underground card sales

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Very Convinient

Russian group points finger at Ukrainian bloke, claims they are the most evil person around.

Same Russian group later seen searching for missing black kettle.

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Securobods RAGE over $600k Kickstarter Tor box components

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Do they have a good name??

“Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly On The Table, Inc"

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I didn't invent Bitcoin! Send Bitcoin to help me fight this slur – Dorian Nakamoto

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Freedom of Speech

"Freedom of Speech in the US means that the press/media can say anything they like."

What you mean just like Red Bull did???

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Déjà vu: Virgin Media jacks up broadband prices

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Isn't there a get-out??

Like with mobile phone contracts, if it's only a couple of percent increase then it's allowed??

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Call of Duty daddy considers launching own movie studio

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Don't even bother

Just stick Metal Gear Solid on.

No-one can tell that it's a game anyway, it's just a over-complex silly film about a man in tight clothes.

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Farmville maker Zynga delays new games after losing 57 MILLION users

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but they have 'bookings'

Which seems strangely like the fantasy currency used in many of their games.

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Lawyer for alleged Silk Road kingpin wants all evidence thrown out

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but I thought

his main defence was:

"It wasn't me guv"

So isn't this defence, "you got that evidence from me illegally" merely saying, that yes it was him but it's not valid because they didn't follow the rules???

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Google pulls Gaza games from Play store

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Don't forget

One level on Call of Duty has you walking through an airport brutally slaying innocent civilians.

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Warm, perhaps ALIEN LIFE-bearing water gushers FOUND ON MOON of Saturn

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I wonder

How much Oil they have.

Do you require some Freedom??

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Apple orders huge MOUNTAIN of 80 MILLION 'Air' iPhone 6s

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I thought

Apple had stopped working with Samsung??

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ITC: Seagate and LSI can infringe Realtek patents because Realtek isn't in the US

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What of Patent Trolls

They don't 'use' any IP, unless you include using it as a stick to beat other companies with and dragging them through the courts?????

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X marks the chop: Microsoft takes axe to Nokia's Android venture

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Testing the water??

Maybe since they were near the end of development they decided to at least give them a shot at the market and see what the public reaction was???

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PICS: Nokia Lumia 930 – We reveal its ONE unique selling point

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Just copying the big boys

Apple/Samsung/Sony etc

"Here's our new phone, better than the old phone - look it's one more number higher than the last!"

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Hamas hacks Israeli TV sat channel to broadcast pics of Gaza wounded

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Or

There was no hack.

because any Israeli watching that broadcast would probably think:

"Bomb them back to the stone age"

Instant public support for a ground incursion into Gaza.

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NSA: 'Dozens of attacks' prevented by snooping

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Re: "NSA's "intent" to get specific figures on the number of attacks prevent out in the next week."

Well they defiantly helped things in Boston.

and the data given to GCHQ certainly helped prevent the recent attack on a soldier in London.

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German govt DUMPS 170 NEW PCs riddled with Conficker

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Data recovery costs?

Sure from a couple of servers, but no workstation should have any data worth recovering on.

Format and shove a fresh Image on the workstations and worry about a couple of servers later.

Good to see even the efficient Germans can manage to employ time and money wasting morons in the government.

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Review: Sony Xperia Z

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Xenon Flash

I agree I'd much rather have this feature, it's something really missing IMO.

I've never dropped a phone down the toilet or into a bucket of water so that feature is neither here nor there for me.

I wonder how long those flaps will stay attached anyway, considering most would be getting this on a 2 year contract.

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BRITAIN MUST DECLARE WAR on Cervinaean menace

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Licenced Hunters?

We have people that need jobs and too many tasty animals roaming around the countryside.

Surely this should be a self solving problem, the government could also make a quick buck on hunting licence fee's.

or we could all continue eating suspect meat from the supermarket???

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Forget wireless power for phones - Korea's doing it for BUSES

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Can't Wait

I'll feel like I'm in death race or something, driving over things in the ground to get power-ups.

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Kiwi Coroner says Coca-Cola helped kill woman

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Idiots

Will always surprise you with new and inventive ways to top themselves.

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New York Times probes China's Premier, gets hacked by Chinese

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Chinese laws clearly forbid hacking attacks

Chinese laws clearly don't apply to the military

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BT's 'six-month free broadband' offer is a big fat FIB - ads watchdog

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Re: And how much will BT be fined?

A good and proper gumming by the ASA has been delivered.

Not enough for you?

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Razzies set to torpedo pop minx Rihanna's Battleship

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Re: I do not want to sound like

"RE-Retribution was the first time I felt as though I was watching a movie of a game. Seriously contrived environments (nazi zombies) were mostly to blame for that."

They were Soviet Zombies in RE weren't they?

Nazi zombies appeared in 'Iron sky' and it's rip-off 'Nazi's at the centre of the earth'

Both were better than the recent Resident Evil film(s)

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Report: Tablets to outsell ALL PCs by 2016

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Sure they will

Unicorn racing will become common also.

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Scientists snap first film of giant squid in action

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"Kubodera offered no explanation for how the tentacles had been severed"

but noted that they were delicious.

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BT in ad slapdown after 'misleading' punters on fibre deployment dates

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Race To Infinity

My Village won.

Still no fibre.

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RIM writes Nokia a fat cheque as pair bury the patent hatchet

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I'm surprised

They've not gone after everyone, as Apple have.

Seems to be a decent way of getting money in the door, doesn't seemed to have hurt their reputation or bottom line either.

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Sheryl Sandberg offloads $41.5m in Facebook shares in just 6 weeks

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Get out while the gettings good

I'd rather take the millions now than wait and hope they're still there later.

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Children increasingly named after Apple products

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Joke

Changed my Name

No longer Betamax LaserDisc the third.

Whats that about fads again?

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Troll sues Apple for daring to plug headphones into iPhone

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US Patient Office

Where they employ those too stupid to work at the DMV

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Nokia RIM shot: Seeks royalties after winning wireless patent spat

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People In Glass Houses

Something about stones.......................

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Comet crashes to Earth: 125 stores wiped out

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Merry Christmas

Now F##K off !!

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Mystery robot-bringing UFOs sighted by Indian troops on Tibet border

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I'll have

Whatever they've been drinking.

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Deloitte in the saddle at Comet, seeking stability - and a buyer

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Re: Good deals?

LOL, you what??

The workers are the first people to get stiffed.

It's a desperate scramble to pay off creditors and larger shareholders, then the management bolts out of the door with the remaining sacks of cash - leaving the poor workers stranded on a sinking vessel.

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Lab mice drown in their THOUSANDS as Hurricane Sandy fills NYU basement

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Re: Tragic waste of research of course

You can't move them, it's not like they're a box of books.

The mice will be severely immuno compromised and as such require specialist care and a extremely well controlled living environment.

They will also be mutated with any combination of human or other conditions, as such they can't be moved anywhere without being sacrificed.

Poor planning is the problem here, generators and spare desks belong in the basement - not millions of dollars worth of sensitive experiments.

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