235 posts • joined 23 Jan 2011
Re: Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz
Irritable vowel syndrome.
Re: So Stupid
I wholeheartedly agree.
As much as it pains me to say this...
I am actually looking forward to this :/ :/ :/
Re: What nonsense
^^ that type of shit.
This type of shit is exactly why the patents system in America needs reformed.
Re: nuke it from orbit
It's the only way to be sure.
pleased to see ,e?
This is fucking embarrassing.
Re: Ah right...
Some of your best friends are from eastern Europe?
* A bit of disclosure, I've worked for Ukip, know Farage, been an MEP candidate. At no time were perfect perishers nor black footie bags in evidence.
SAY NO MORE
No Comment of the Week?
That really is a shame...
Well this is awesome.
Just goes to show what utter cunts the MPAA are, as if there was ever any doubt.
One does not simply..
'Have a power failure'
No need to go all Office 2013 on us. Fuck me this is grim.
Re: Oracle shared services
Paahahaha I nearly spat out my creme de menthe. This is why I love The Register.
Please, for the love of God, have a read over your articles before you publish them -_-
A reason to own an iPhone!!
Re: I am reminded of the famous CD32 billboard..
Dan that's nonsense. The CD32 was the best selling CD game platform at one stage (bigger than PC CD). Sales were really good considering it was only on sale for under a year. They literally couldn't make enough of them in time for Christmas 1993, then Commodore got a sales ban due to a patent dispute on some XOR patent. They weren't allowed to sell it in the USA, then they went bust. Unfortunately most of the games released were just shovelware conversions from A1200 games. Some of the exclusive CD32 titles were awesome, but alas, it was too little too late.
So sad :(
I am reminded of the famous CD32 billboard..
Outside the Sega headquarters.
"To be this good will take Sega Ages"
Top tip: If you are going to act like a dickhead and start a post with 'Uh', then it really pays to know what you're talking about, or else you might look like an idiot when corrected.
Is this not a bit Microsoft/Netscape-ish? :/
Aaah the old Jack Tramiel method
Business is war
Fruity Foxconn rebrander
Is a phrase I miss.
What's an 'wristwatches'?
This is bad
PayPal must be stopped.
Top marks for the title, El Reg.
10/10 would read again
Can't wait til Ello gains traction or Bebo properly returns
Then I'll be out of that creepy fucking shithole for good :/
Does this journalist write for The Sun?
Cos that article was fucking shit.
Turned me into a newt!
So my upgrade path is gonna be...
AmigaOS 3.9 > Windows XP > Windows 7 > Windows 14?
Getting pretty bored of hearing about the new iPad or new iPhone. It's just the same old shit. Burst mode? My old W995 was doing that back in 2009. What absolute fucking bollocks.
I eagerly await the podcast
They love the drama
Re: Everyone is missing the bigger story here
Yes, I spat out my creme de menthe when I read that part of the article.
I really hope this saves Blackberry. Android is boring the pants off me, and I fancy a change.
Well this is awkward :/
The Owls Are Not What They Seem
It's happening again
Re: OK, it's very rare
You're carrying it wrong™
Sad about the people losing their jobs. But that's about it.
Yes, I could swear I saw a remote controlled boat in Tesco which was controlled by a downloadable app...
Israel's scummyness knows no bounds.
Re: Coming soon
Minecraft has unexpectedly quit
How tough is it in real life?
Call me old fashioned, but real world experience tends to not live up to marketing department hyperbollocks.
Can it deal with cat poo?
I read recently a story a about a robotic hoover spreading cat poo in a lovely spiral over every inch of the living room, and never working properly again. I can't get that image out of my head. I guess you could call it a cat-ass-trophey.
Re: Why is Win 8 and Win 8.1 seperated?
Agree wholeheartedly. This separation has never made sense, but El Reg seems to always do it.
There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact.
He's talking nonce-sense
The first rule about downvotes...
Is we don't talk about downvotes.