* Posts by J. R. Hartley

350 posts • joined 23 Jan 2011

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BT and Nokia slink off together, muttering about 5G tech

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Re: Nokia

I know. Haven't had to work with any of their kit since 2001 though. Hopefully it's improved since then.

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Nokia

Back on top

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Speaking in Tech: Intel joins ARMs race – even Chipzilla needs to Make All The Things

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This podcast just gets worse.

And worse.

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Nokia taps former Rovio man Rantala to market relaunch

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Re: holding a candle, waiting for nokia

That'll be the hipsters.

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I'm optimistic.

I honestly believe that there is so much residual goodwill in the Nokia name, that even after all these years they stand a good chance of being a success. Even after Windows Phone. The phones will almost sell themselves.

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Microsoft to overhaul Windows 10 UI – with a 3D Holographic Shell

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Shitting crikey

What a load of bollocks

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Brit network O2 hands out free Windows virus with USB pens

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A spokesman said:

"This is the one thing we didn't want to happen"

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BBC detector vans are back to spy on your home Wi-Fi – if you can believe it

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That's the biggest load of bollock I've ever read in my life

As per title

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The developer died 14 years ago, here's a print out of his source code

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Re: Portrayal of computer tech guys in films/tv.

https://youtu.be/KiqkclCJsZs

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Twitter: $602m into -$107m

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The best thing about Twitter...

Was in The Viz:

"Fireman Fritter - He's got Twitter up his shitter"

How we laughed.

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3D print biz Shapeways hacked, home and email addresses swiped

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See la later!

Fucking idiots.

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What's losing steam at Apple? Pretty much everything

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Hmmm.....

It's about time they got rid of Paul O'Grady. Pauline Calf might be a good substitute.

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Seagate in 10TB drive brand brainstorm

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BolLocks

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Re: Last Time My Company Used Seagate.....

NewDrives

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We ain't in 1996 anymore, Dorothy: SQL Server 2016 proves it

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Re: Improvement or revenue?

Office 2010?!

Office 2007 works just fine for me!

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Softbank promises stronger ARM: Greater overseas reach and double the UK jobs

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Re: ARM is a strategic asset

NO! We aren't in TTIP just yet. Thank fuck.

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Re: Uh-oh

At least its not a RIM job. Those are hard to cum by these days.

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Uh-oh

This isn't gonna end well.

RIP to all those ARM jobs then.

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Africa's MeerKAT looks at the sky, surprises boffins with 1,300 galaxies

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Yes. Comparethemeerkat.com

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Silently clicking on porn ads you can't even see – this could be you...

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Re: Looking at all of this I think that we few Win Mob users.........

That's the spirit!

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If we can't find a working SCSI cable, the company will close tomorrow

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Re: Mechanical Mice

How very cunty. I like it.

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Re: Backups underwriters and overpriced household furniture

I'm Jean, and so's my wife.

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Microsoft wins landmark Irish data slurp warrant case against the US

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Re: this ain't over yet

Glad to see I'm not the only commentard from the occupied six counties.

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Re: Common sense prevailed? @Kain Preacher

Now now, girls.

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Openreach boss Clive Selley wants Ofcom to wrap it up already

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"Lagging behind"

Poor choice of phrase.

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Pokemon Go oh no no no, we're not reading your email, says gamemaker

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Well fuck that.

Fuck that very much indeed.

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Cycling paramedics in epic rush to save patient who ate stale sandwich

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A stale sandwich?

Oh crumbs!

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Teen thugs lure, rob Pokemon Go gamers

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It's all changed since my fly fishing days.

I feel old.

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Philando Castile death-by-cop vid mysteriously vanishes from Facebook

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Re: America

It's what happens when prisons are privatised and you have corrupt officials throwing black kids in jail on trumped up charges for backhanders to keep the share price rising.

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America

Scares the fucking shit out of me.

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Israeli tech firms make their exits, stage rich

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BDS

People should be boycotting the terrorist state of israel.

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Get ready for mandatory porn site age checks, Brits. You read that right

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Re: The Govt filter for stuff we shouldn't see.

Plus the stocking was over his head.

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Huawei: Our fake phone camera pic shame

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Re: Whoops!

Just checked. It was 13 years ago. Which proves my point, I reckon.

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Whoops!

This doesn't do their image any good, if you'll excuse the pun.

Remember that time they got caught stealing Cisco code?

People don't forget that shit in a hurry.

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New phones rumoured as BlackBerry cans BB10 production

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A sad end

Sad day for Blackberry fans. And those with RIM jobs.

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What Brexit means for you as a motorist

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Possibly

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Microsoft joins battery-saving browser bandwagon with Edge claims

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Edge

Arse biscuits

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Ransomware scum build weapon from JavaScript

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Re: Say what you like

Pfft. Anyone can do that dark alley shit.

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Say what you like

But these things always impress me.

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Telco bosses' salaries must take heat for cyber attacks, says MPs' TalkTalk enquiry

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Re: No White Flag

The Recording Industry Ass of America will be on your arse with provocative posts like that!

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Fujitsu picks 64-bit ARM for Japan's monster 1,000-PFLOPS super

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Acorn

Chris Curry must be proud. It's a real shame Acorn aren't around any more.

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Confirmed: Dell software sell-off

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They have lost the plot

This EMC shenanigans is gonna be their Accenture moment.

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Dad of student slain in Paris terror massacre sues Google, Twitter, Facebook for their 'material support' of ISIS

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Re: What a wanker

It's a typically American response.

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A month to save digital currency Ethereum?

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It's fucked

Pull it.

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When Capita job ads go BAD

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Re: Hertfordshite?!?

Wonder do they have an office in S****horpe?

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'I am not a lizard' Zuckerberg proclaims in public Q&A

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Re: Hmm...

Beat me to it. Go on, have an upvote.

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You deleted the customer. What now? Human error - deal with it

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That comma

Is giving me the, creeps.

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US nuke arsenal runs on 1970s IBM 'puter waving 8-inch floppies

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Security by obsurity

Shitting crikey.

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Politician claims porn tabs a malware experiment, then finds God

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What we are witnessing here is a compund mental breakdown.

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The PC is dead. Gartner wishes you luck, vendors

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Times have changed

I spent a grand (through a staff purchase scheme) on a top spec i7 PC, two GFX cards, and three delightful monitors.

I won't be buying a new PC ever again.

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