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* Posts by J. R. Hartley

188 posts • joined 23 Jan 2011

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Rubbish WPS config sees WiFi router keys popped in seconds

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There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact.

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He's talking nonce-sense

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'I think photographers get TOO MUCH copyright for their work'

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The first rule about downvotes...

Is we don't talk about downvotes.

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Microsoft ropes in Opera Mini as default Nokia dumbphone browser

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Re: SHould have been done years ago

I'm more of a 909 man myself.

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Rupert Murdoch says Google is worse than the NSA

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Murdoch

He's too old for this shit.

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Crypto Daddy Phil Zimmerman says surveillance society is DOOMED

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Re: Spot on !

"coloured people"?

"carburettor"??

The 1970's called etc etc

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New iGasm: Apple to unveil not one but TWO iPhone 6 models on 9 Sept

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Re: Very confusing title......

No!

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BT consumer biz saves day: Grr, if it weren't for that meddling Ofcom

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Churn

I've always hated that fucking word. Gives me the creeps for some reason.

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Cheer up, Nokia fans. It can start making mobes again in 18 months

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Hmmm...

Is it allowed to start selling phones in 18 months, or start developing phones in 18 months?

Either way I wish them all the best, but all the goodwill has gone, and they would need to make the mother of all phones to entice me back.

:/

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PROOF the Apple iPhone 6 rumor mill hype-gasm has reached its logical conclusion

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iDontgiveafuck

The comment is not required.

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iPhone user SHAMEGASM: 'I beg of you', delete sex app from my purchase list

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Bad Vibes

I'll get my coat.

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Surface Mini fondleslab farewelled

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Re: "Farewelled"? Really?

'Abortionised' would be good. Did I just invent a new word!? (I suppose it should really have a 'Zee' in there instead of the hardworking British S)

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Oh dear

It's really not Microsoft's decade, is it.

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DON'T PANIC: Facebook returns after 30-minute outage terror

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Re: Oh

Nice data mining ad platform you got there, be a shame if something happened to it.

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Thank goodness!!

I near shat.

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Tor is '90 per cent of the net' claims City of London Police Commish – and he's dead wrong

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Re: Hilarious

TOR uses an area of the internet the size of Ireland.

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Facebook pulls plug on Poke, cancels Camera

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Re: There was an app just for poking?

No. Perhaps you should read the article before commenting.

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The title is no longer required

Good

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The amazing .uk domain: Less .co and loads more whalesong

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Re: The colour represents self expression, new thinking, and new horizons.

Looks like someome has stumbled upon this old gem...

http://www.1728.org/buzzword.htm

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Apple patent LOCKS drivers out of their OWN PHONES

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No more people talking shite on the bus home then...

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BlackBerry not afraid to throw its mobe biz under a bus, says CEO Chen

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Re: Apps apps apps

BB10 now rund Android apps natively, so that can't be the problem.

Maybe the problem is that nobody knows BB10 runs Android apps natively.

:/

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Getting it right on the second attempt: Sony Xperia Z1

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IR Blaster...

Really???

Does it REALLY REALLY???

Mine doesn't have one for sure :/

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Nokia tears devs' hearts out, shutters Symbian and Meego stores early

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Well that's the end of that then :/

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Brit inventor Dyson challenges EU ruling on his hoover's energy efficiency ratings

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Re: It's no good

As much as I dislike the man, he has a point...

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Down with Unicode! Why 16 bits per character is a right pain in the ASCII

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Hmmm...

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Icahn to Cook: 'Buy back $150bn of Apple's stock, or tell me why you won't'

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Re: He can't think of a reason not to?

Please don't talk about Marconi :/

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EU move to standardise phone chargers is bad news for Apple

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Re: Apple's not the bad guy here

The only company that did chargers properly before micro USB was Nokia. In the end, even they messed it up by making the 'mini-Nokia' connector standard.

(The cynic in me reckons the only reason they did that was to try and shift some new chargers.

I mean, the average UK household has 2.675 old Nokia chargers*)

*possibly

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BlackBerry Black Friday: $1bn loss as warehouses bulge with hated Z10s

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Re: This reminds me of the fall of Amiga inc.

Mehdi fucking Ali :/

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Shame.

Such a bloody shame :(

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IBM proffers $1bn for Linux development on Power

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The title is no longer required.

Hmmm...

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Microsoft conceals job ad in Bing homepage

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Shirley...

Smart developers != IE users

:/

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Apple branded porno-peddling perverts by Chinese Pravda

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Go

The title is no longer required

Just had to log in for the first time this year to say that I hadn't heard Foxconn rebrander in ages and it made me laugh out loud.

Good stuff :)

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iPrefs-seeking shareholder Einhorn drops Apple lawsuit

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Re: Might be a silly sideshow

Iprefs.... wasn't that an Amiga thing?? :/

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UPnP scan shows 50 million network devices open to packet attack

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Coat

Re: MAC users?

But sure Macs don't get viruses.

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Game over for Atari? One life left as biz files for bankruptcy protection

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Re: End of an era

Are you for real?? Amigas were well better than Ataris!!

Laughably so, in fact.

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Happy birthday, Lisa: Apple's slow but heavy workhorse turns 30

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Bollocks stuff.

“Apple ignited the personal computer revolution in the 1970s with the Apple II and reinvented the personal computer in the 1980s with the Macintosh.”

You mean:

“Commodore ignited the personal computer revolution in the 1980s with the C64 and reinvented the personal computer in the 1980s with the Amiga.”

There, fixed it for you.

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Nokia axes 300 IT bods, outsources 820 to Tata, HCL

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Meh

Nokia is going the way of Commodore

They had it all, but they fucked it all away :/

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US Patent Office seeks public input on software patents' future

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Roundtable??

It better not have rounded edges :/

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Ten… top tech cock-ups of 2012

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The facts are these:

1) Apple screws over their customers.

2) People are starting to wake up to point 1.

3) Apple are not cool anymore - no innovation and petty litigstion hasn't gone unnoticed.

It's game over for Apple..

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US patent office: Nice try Apple, but pinch-to-zoom is NOT a new invention

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Good God, I can't wait for somebody to take a bite out of Apple :/

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Search engines we have known ... before Google crushed them

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I used to use Lycos on Windows98.

Im only 29 but typing that made me feel reeeeealy old :/

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Look out, Flash! Phase-change RAM IS HERE ... in Nokia mobiles

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I smell Apple's lawyers..

I wonder what bullshit they will use to sue this time?

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Second Higgs possibility pops up in CERN data

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Goddam right it has :/

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Goddam!!

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Ray Kurzweil to become Google's top engineer

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Terminator

Your foster parents are dead.

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Windows 8: At least it's better than ‘not very good’

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Windows 7

...will be my next OS, as soon as I can borrow a retail copy off a mate. Until then it's XP :/

Windows 8 can get stuffed.

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The 30-year-old prank that became the first computer virus

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You lost me at...

Apple II... dominent home computer.

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Facebook ditches mobile HTML with native Android app

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About bloody time!!!

The old app was possibly one of the worst i've ever used. A quick glance at the reviews on Play Store tells you all you need to know.

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Apple loses iPhone patent lawsuit

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Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

Karma!

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That square QR barcode on the poster? Check it's not a sticker

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QR codes...

...Are shite.

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