* Posts by Allyourbasearebelongtous

4 posts • joined 20 Jan 2011

Apple iPhone 5 review

Allyourbasearebelongtous
Paris Hilton

Where's the Paris angle?

Enough said.

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Zombies, Run!

Allyourbasearebelongtous
Paris Hilton

Brains....

I use this app quite regularly on my outdoor runs. I really enjoy using it and must admit when you start hearing the zombies in your ears it does induce a sense of fight or flight.

As a overweight Test Manager who sits on his backside all day I normally find jogging more like plodding along. However first time I used it 2.11 miles with an average 10:30 per mile. Which was really good for me.

It's all tongue in cheek but it is a bit of a laugh and I really enjoy it.

Paris? Because even as a zombie I'd still run.

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Middlesbrough cabbie relieves lad of iPhone

Allyourbasearebelongtous
Paris Hilton

Shirley there's shome mishtake

There's a lot of things that don't ring true. He gets in a taxi with no money, why not phone home and get your parents to come get you? The lad's been out on the razz at 16, thought legal drinking age was 18? He leaves the cabbie with the phone?

Couldn't he have called the taxi company in the morning and told them one of their drivers made off with his phone? The taxi company will have a log of who picked him up. Unless....

Hope the police don't waste too much time on this as it smells of the brown stuff.

Paris? She wouldn't be guilty of wasting police time.

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Burglars snort dead dad's ashes

Allyourbasearebelongtous
FAIL

And then....

Having had a taste for the good stuff they went looking for Soylent Green.

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