* Posts by jake

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Linux Foundation celebrates 30 years of Torvalds' kernel with a dry T-shirt contest

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I suspect it's a reference to the hand-wringing, namby-pamby curtain-twitchers who seem to think they are in charge of the world these days.

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Re: Tongue in cheek

A little late, don't you think?

I mean, Linux has been my desktop of choice for about 28 years.

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My daughter and I have worked out a design ...

... over the last year or so. (It's not like this anniversary has been a deeply guarded secret or anything ...

If we win, we'll donate the value of the prize to the charity of Linus' choice.

After 15 years and $500m, the US Navy decides it doesn't need shipboard railguns after all

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Re: It’s not 15 years

You weren't bad then. Your political leadership, on the otherhand ...

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Re: A cunning plan

"to the detriment of the standard of living of their citizens."

Oh, I dunno. Seems to me that side has more folks from other countries clamoring to get there than any other nation on Earth. Things aren't all that bad in that neck of the woods from what I've seen, despite the odd political speed-bump, most of which are ephemeral (by design, I might add ...).

"And the other collapsed"

The alternative doesn't bear thinking about. But don't forget there were more than two sides. And the collapsed one is struggling back to it's feet. We're not out of it yet, alas.

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"Isn't there a medical term for that?"

Yes. Technically it's called "Military Budget Spent In My District", an 'orribly contagious affliction as can be seen in all the denizens of Capitol Hill who are afflicted by it.

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Re: It’s not 15 years

Diesel is really, really hard to make go "BANG", unless it is mixed very, very thoroughly with an appropriate oxidizer in the correct proportions. Doing this is damn near impossible when it's kept in a big, closed tank or tanks under armed guard, doubly so when said tanks are floating around on a large body of water.

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Re: Sharks

Nah. Crocodiles with cannon.

Watch yer head!

Disco classic Rasputin and pop anthem revealed as reasons Twitter suspended Indian politicians

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Re: To all the haters...

While Ms. Ross and Earth, Wind and Fire both made a few bob off the disco craze, they are hardly best known for that cul-de-sac in their careers.

Next I suppose you're going to claim Blondie was a disco act.

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Re: I have a button/badge from the '70s ...

Yeah. Black groups, like Abba and the Bee Gees no doubt.

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Re: To all the haters...

We're not haters, Ma'am. We're musicians.

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Re: I have a button/badge from the '70s ...

No, I'm fairly certain it was a god damn rock & roll thing. The kind of stuff that don't save souls.

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I have a button/badge from the '70s ...

... that states "Disco sucks!".

I have another one from the '80s that says "Disco STILL sucks!".

Perhaps it's time for a revival.

Florida Man sues Facebook, Twitter, YouTube for account ban

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Re: Grifter

International Benevolent Association of Grifters on line one ... something about promoting illusory correlation.

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Re: Asking for a fiend

Well, seeing as "satan" and "hell" are made-up stories used to frighten children into compliance and well out of copyright, I would think it is OK for you to make up any story you like about them.

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It's not an episode, it's a strip.

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Re: Cheers

Interesting echo in here ...

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Re: Typical slander

But what if the man IS the ball?

When you intentionally stick a "kick me" sign on your pasty white butt, and then bend over in a public place, Shirley the proverbial Thinking Man would expect to get kicked, no?

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Re: It's the plot of 'The Producers'.

"Ooops. Sorry about that."

I seriously doubt it. It's a small world, after all.

Kaspersky Password Manager's random password generator was about as random as your wall clock

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Re: The Only Safe Password

I have a set of dice. I'll let you roll them. And I'll clean up ... I am The House, and you are The Sucker.

Generic "you", not you personally JWL.

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Re: Not a bug

What else would you expect from purveyors of Snake Oil?

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Re: I don't understand

A simpler way to brute force my way into your cell phone would be with a red-hot poker.

Or a $55 wrench.

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Re: "without a lot of testing we'd neer know"

"Who after the seventeenth century would mis-spell it that way..."

Somebody with toast crumbs under the "v" key. (The "v" key, being little used in day-to-day typing, tends to attract crumbs shifted out from under adjacent keys by the act of typing.)

Audacity fork maintainer quits after alleged harassment by 4chan losers who took issue with 'Tenacity' name

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Re: Seriously?

Substitute "The Internet" for "Usenet" in the following:

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea. Massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it." —Gene Spafford, 1992

Audacity users stick the knife – and fork – in to strip audio editor of unwanted features

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Re: The collective noun of Modesty users

The Modesty I had in mind didn't have time for much blushing.

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Rather childish troll attempt, or just unclear on the concept? Hard to say.

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Call it Modesty.

The collective noun of Modesty users could be an annoyance.

As for the 4chan lusers, clean up their mess without commenting or otherwise acknowledging that they are shitting all over the place. All they are looking for is a reaction, don't give them one and they will go away. Or, in the word of the Profit "If you feed the trolls, you get to keep them."

Laptop option on the way for ortholinear keyboard hipsters in form of MNT Reform add-on

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No, thank you.

Adjusting to my Linotype keybr0ad is bad enough.

Mine's the one with etaoin shrdlu embroidered on the back.

Dedicated (Local) Cloud Infrastructure-as-a-Service to grow almost 1000 per cent in five years

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OMG!

They've invented the server!

What geniuses!

Big Blue's big email blues signal terminal decline – unless it learns to migrate itself

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Re: Surely you can set up a mail sever using Red Hat ...

Nah. Not RedHat. Sendmail on one of the BSDs. Absolutely rock-solid, scales to any size, been around for yonks, etc. etc., what's not to like?

If you're more into the Linuxy side of things, put it on Slackware instead. Similar solidness, scalability, longevity, and etc.

Bit of a learning curve, yes, but once you've learned it you're pretty much done for life ... unlike pretty much every other mailserver out there, which all seem to regularly change things around at the whims of marketing for no logical reason whatsoever.

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Re: not an IT company any more

"I can remember them writing the letters IBM out in individual atoms (Silicon I think) back in the 1980's."

It was 35 xenon atoms individually placed on a nickel substrate. Very late '80s. Done by Donald Eigler and Erhard Schweizer at the IBM Almaden Research Center.

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Re: "IBM has one chance of salvation"

"get back to having competent people on board - especially if they're more than 40 years old."

FTFY

Devilish plans for your next app update ensure they never happen – unless you start praying

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Re: Just a couple of quotes to get things kick started

"Trolls are for the discouraged, not for the EMPowering."

And the man from Mars promptly disappears in a puff of logic?

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Re: Just a couple of quotes to get things kick started

amfM, you know the rule about feeding trolls.

Go to L: A man of the cloth faces keyboard conundrum

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"there's a Ctrl key where Shift is supposed to be"

That's why the fine art of keybr0ad re-mapping was in high demand back in the '80s. Some of us still do it, rather than settle for the crap key placement that marketing seems to think works best for computers. Not that today's point & drool users would care about that one way or the other.

My two favorite typewriters are an ancient Royal and a modern Smith Corona Portable from the '50s (with enhancements that helped my Father get his engineering degrees, and me my first one)..

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Re: Font recommendations

Always is a long time, pardner.

-.. --- / -.-- --- ..- / ... .--. . .- -.- / -- --- .-. ... . ..--..

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Re: Calling upon a higher power

As an agnostic Yank going to a CofE school in Yorkshire in the 1970s, I was excused from the morning assembly. I used the time to go over my homework, improving my mind instead of being brainwashed.

Still had to wear the school Uniform, though. My girlfriend, who went to the local Catholic school, and I were once seen sitting on a bench outside the public library together, each in Uniform. Both of us were threatened with expulsion if we were seen together again ... Seems that fraternization between the schools was heavily frowned upon, based purely on the xtian cults the schools espoused. The mind absolutely boggles.

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Re: Calling upon a higher power

Nah. It's Shamanism.

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Re: "In latex they are identical"

"my kink doesn't include latex covered letters."

Not even French ones, as, when and where applicable?

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So in other words ...

... the Priest had been told by his typing teacher to go to 'ell?

Another JEDI saga that doesn't need a sequel: Oracle petitions Supreme Court over Microsoft Pentagon contract

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Re: To boldly go ...

Not sacrilege. Tradition, almost local canon.

Look on the bright side, it could have been a B5 image ... late 2019, wasn't it?

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Re: Which one should fail?

Because Redmond is all sweetness and light and moons & stars and rainbows and my little pony?

Data collected to promote public health must never be surrendered to police

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Re: Singapore's decision was disastrous

Whenever I hear the word "prepper" I have visions of idiots prancing around in the woods kitted out by Brooks Brothers, with polo shirts, boat shoes and V-neck sweaters worn as capes (Look! It's SUPER PREPPER!).

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Re: Hearken to Prophet McNealy

I very, very rarely shout. Takes too much energy and almost never provides any real benefit.

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Re: Hearken to Prophet McNealy

Take it in context. I was pointing out that we knew well over 35 years ago that privacy concerns would become a major issue. To the point that we tried to make end-to-end encryption the default for TCP/IP back in 1979ish ... but Vint Cerf, complying with the wishes of his bosses in the NSA at DARPA put the kibosh on it. McNealy, hardly a prophet (and a business major, not a techie), was just parroting what he had heard around campus as a grad student at Stanford.

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Re: observation

Yes, he did. But it doesn't mean what you think it means, because you are taking the line out of context.

For the sensible who prefer to copy & paste:

https://www.hoover.org/research/what-benjamin-franklin-really-said

UK artists seek 'luvvie levy' on new gadgets to make up for all the media that consumers access online

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Re: Why tax tech?

I think you'll discover that most places have entertainment taxes, occupancy taxes, and food (in restaurants) is most certainly taxed.

However, this isn't about pop singers. It's about industry executives and other shareholders. If you have never read Janis Ian's rather excellent commentary on the subject, do yourself a favo(u)r and check it out. Read the follow-up, too.

Suggestion: Get a cuppa, and find a quiet place where you won't be interrupted before starting in on it. It's longish (for this sound-bytebit addicted modern world), and quite densely packed with large doses of reality.

Cross-discipline boffin dream team issues social media warning: FIX IT NOW!

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Re: Virtual Community

"That was one of the first phenomena to be documented, even in the very early days of UUCP-based Usenet."

Before that, even. BBSes were known for their idiosyncrasy, and even Community Memory brought like-minded people together from across the Bay Area. (I got a lift to Day On The Green on July 13th, 1974 via a Community Memory message. The people with the car are still friends of mine.)

In the old days, we had the town well and bread oven.

Jeff Bezos names the fourth person for the first New Shepard flight: Wally Funk

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Re: Bezos or Branson?

Or here.

I could never tell if George and Co. (especially Bootsy) were playing it straight (as they saw it!), or if they were knowingly parodying the genre. Some really good tunes in there, though.

Sir Tim Berners-Lee's World Wide Web NFT fetches $5.4m at auction while rest of us gaze upon source code for $0

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Give me a fifth of that and I'll happily sell you one of mine (shipping included, next-day and insurance extra). It's complete and fully functional, serial number less than 40 away from the supposed SirTim machine at CERN. WOW! What a deal! How can you pass it up?

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