* Posts by jake

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This is going well: Meta adds anti-grope buffer zone around metaverse VR avatars

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Re: How do you feel about Chess?

Actually, I did engage the subject the OP brought up. It's in my subject line (which the OP left blank) and in the first sentence of the body of the post. The bit you quoted was my follow-up colophon/conversational question. As you know full well.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

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Re: It's as if Second Life never happened

Re-read the first sentence of mine and you will truly see the light.

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Re: Who’s going to use this ?

Real estate agents. So you can see the property they are flogging without having to physically visit the place.

Except even there it was a fad that lasted all of about a month a couple years ago. Seems people actually want to put boots on the ground before purchasing anything that expensive. Whodathunkit?

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T'broon is made specifically to give the imbibers the place to themselves.

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Re: Damn, that’ll cost me more money

Make it "And he never used Metaface” ... probably the same price, and everyone will know what it means.

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Re: Seems to not go far enough

"Leftists" are into shooting people now? I guess the far right and the far left have, indeed, made the Great Circle and joined forces.

Perhaps we now can focus on complete group as the true enemy?

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Re: It's as if Second Life never happened

Since the very, very early days... before Fidonet and Usenet, even. I remember people bitching about harassment and "stalkers" on Community Memory in the early-mid '70s ... even before that, a Professor of mine at Berkeley recounted a co-ed getting harassed via email when he was at Stanford in the 1960s. His message was "don't harass people or you'll lose access". Naturally, some brat tested this. And promptly lost access.

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Re: PlayStation Home

"Oh, and harassing people conceptually or in praxis is stupid and dumb."

Of course it is. Why do you think the children do it? It's all part of a very human thing called "learning boundaries" ... and like it or not, the boundaries in the ones & zeros world are NOT the same as they are in RealLife.

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Re: There goes the business case

Long and boring too subtle for you?

I was leaving the easy ones for others ...

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Re: reductio ad absurdum

Daft question.

This is ElReg, not Metasadville.

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Re: My first though...

In theory, you could "trap" a bubble with three other bubbles. Then have a couple hundred other bubbles rush at the center bubble simultaneously from all directions. It;s all just code, so in theory the bubbles could be automated, ensuring they all reach the center at the same time. What happens to the one bubble in the center? And to the three who have trapped it'?

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Re: It's as if Second Life never happened

"Although the Bible is anathema to members of these forums!"

As we are with any instruction manual that is internally inconsistant, illogical, and translated from language to language by people unsure of the nuances of the languages involved. Especially when the users involved cherry-pick the bits that they've been told to pick, and are told how to interpret those bits by middle managers only interested in keeping their own cushy jobs. Honestly, you'd think the users would eventually learn to read the instructions for themselves, discover the illogic and inconsistancy and translation errors, and tell the middle managers to fuck right the hell off.

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Re: There goes the business case

The fact that the porn industry hasn't exactly spent a lot of money on this kind of thing suggest to me that it's not going to fly. See, for example, the long and boring history of teledildonics, which hasn't exactly sent the investors into a frenzy.

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Humans are not assaulting other humans.

Avatars are assaulting other avatars.

How do you feel about Chess?

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So I suppose ...

... flying penises are right out?

Tesla to disable 'self-driving' feature that allowed vehicles to roll past stop signs at junctions

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Because the politician is a party of one. Us classic car fans are legion.

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Your "intermediary step" isn't going to happen until you remove the automobile from the hands of individual drivers. And THAT isnl't going to happen as long as there are family heirloom '60s and'70s cars in garages across the United States. Any politician who even suggests banning classic cars from the roads will probably be tarred & feathered and run out of town on the rail. And they know it, too. There are far too many folks, of all political, religious, ethnic and etc. stripes who are into classic cars to run that kind of risk with a political career. The installed base is really that large.

How large? By some estimates, there are some 50,000,000 vehicles on US roads that are over 40 years old. These aren't old junkers, these are carefully maintained family heirlooms, licensed and insured to be driven. And they ARE driven, daily, both for utility and for fun. Outlawing all these vehicles would alienate a LOT of voters.

Manually driven over-the-road vehicles will be with us for at least another century, and very probably much longer.

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I agree ... but I see your Tennessee fog and raise you a California dust storm. Eyeball the 1991 Interstate 5 dust storm. To say nothing of common Winter driving conditions over most of the United States.

"and this is before modern traffic densities and habits."

I question this ... From my perspective, today's driving densities and habits have not changed appreciably since (roughly) the mid 1980s, when we finally came out of the so-called "energy crisis of the '70s".

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Re: Not a "bug"

"It's still an example of getting it wrong, no matter who orchestrated it!"

Of course it is! You've never see a spoof video on The Toobs of Ewe before?

Here's Walker Construction's video update, as the roundabout was opening:

https://www.facebook.com/walker/videos/456870328911831/

alphagoo maps' streetview (currently) has pictures of the intersection as it was before roundabout construction started. You can go ogle it for yourself here.

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Nah. I was an undergrad at Berkeley. (And at King's College for a bit prior to moving back to California). Stanford conned me into SAIL after that. Something to do with UNIX/BSD on their vaxen if I recall correctly.

Have fun, fanbois/stalkers :-)

New chip-stuff factories are like buses: You wafer ages then two come along at once

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Great headline.

Have a cookie.

12-year-old revives Unity desktop, develops software repo client, builds gaming environment for Ubuntu...

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Re: What is there to say?

Whose morals would those be, Kemosabe?

No, I've not read the screen. Your software must be rubbish

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Re: What error message?

"Warning - disk almost full - free up space before continuing. Press any key to exit"

Possible user answers:

"What's a disk? Is it like the CPU?", while pointing at the box.

"Space is mostly empty! I saw it on a TV documentary about Mars!"

And of course the ever popular: "Where's the Any Key?"

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Re: As we have found out so many times over so many late nights-

Yeahbut ... We're not exactly allowed to permanently fix that particular problem, now are we?

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Re: users eh?

Oh, I don't know. I've had the misfortune of being forced to use a cheap, mass-market cricket bat that would have undoubtedly been of more use if transformed into an offensive weapon than it was batting balls around just outside Patley Bridge.

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"a Xenix (later Unix) box"

Xenix was UNIX ... specifically, Xenix was a re-branded AT&T Unix Version 7. Contrary to popular belief, Microsoft did not write Xenix, they licensed it from Ma Bell.

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Re: Return code ignored

A programmer writes code to make the hardware do what it is supposed to do.

A developer writes code that his management tells him to.

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Re: Just like me and trackpads

You'd think so, but it's actually me middle brother. :-)

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Re: I was once responsible ....

Or for a day, or two, or a week ... and then replace it with a (clean) fortune. Until the next person makes the mistake, of course. Easily automated ... I suggest you avoid embarrassing the C-suite in front of the GreatUnwashed, though.

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Re: Saving Files

And the technical ability of WWW so-called "programmers" went downhill from there, thus neatly explaining the mess that it is today.

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Re: Message boxes

Depending on the OS and disk format, it can be quite possible to append a file even though the disk it is stored on is full.

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Re: Just like me and trackpads

On Linux, look into syndaemon to take control of that ornery trackpad. Even managed to settle down MeDearOldMum's recalcitrant unit ...

Have you tried restarting? Reinstalling? Upgrading? Moving house and changing your identity?

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"And no one would give me the little dickhead's name and address."

I'd have asked down the pub, and probably would have been told the little prat had been sorted ...

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"Toyota have decided that using the heated seats in their cars requires a yearly subscription."

From what I've read it'll be monthly. And you can add remote start to that, too. And whatever else they feel they can get away with.

For those of you who already own Toyotas, have no fear, they haven't forgotten you. Apparently, they are planning on turning off those features unless you pay the monthly fee. That's right, they are going to turn off features that you have already paid for, and have been using! This control is built into their software. Still think Internet connected cars are a good idea?

Have fun.

Now ask me why I restore and drive pre-1970 vehicles.

Photon fantastic: James Webb Space Telescope spies its first starlight

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Re: https://jwst.nasa.gov/content/webbLaunch/whereIsWebb.html

Or even just a duvet stealing partner.

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Pint

And here I thought ...

... doing a four-wheel alignment on my car was a pain.

Pints for the boffins :-)

Taekwindow: Time to make your middle mouse button earn its keep

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Re: Cut and paste

To paste into the terminal, try <ctl><shift>V

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Re: Cut and paste

I still (near daily) use vi as my shell. Limits the distractions when I'm writing ... and yet still gives me full access to any shell I want, plus I can run my browser of choice (lynx) ... or even EMACS ... should I feel the need.

Yes, EMACS runs quite nicely under vi :-)

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Re: Open background in new tab

One hand on the mouse, one on the keyboard. I had a girlfriend like that once.

Personally, I prefer to keep both hands on the keyboard. More efficient.

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"Have they implemented Adjust-Scroll Arrow to scroll in the opposite direction yet?"

The various un*x GUIs had that capability long before RISC OS existed. It wasn't always implemented, mainly due to the fact that nobody wanted/needed it, but the capability was there.

I'm fairly certain that the capability existed early on in Windows (1.x, pre-RISC OS) ... but again, it wasn't much called for, so (almost) nobody implemented it anywhere.

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If you need multiple levels of clipboard on KDE ...

... might want to look into Klipper.

Klipper doesn't manage your cut buffer history, rather it saves the history of your X Selections (items hilighted, before you copy or cut them), and then allows you to select from a list which you want to paste. It has worked for many users in my sphere for about twenty years now. It's an ugly hack, but it does what it does well enough ... it seems to be quite stable, and never gets in the way. It protects your saved bits & bobs between sessions. Yes, potentially it's a privacy problem ... but it's easy enough to clear, should you need/want to do so.

Here's a link to The Klipper Handbook ... but as usual for small utilities like this, it's easier to use than it is to read about it.

For those of you unfortunate enough to use Gnome, might want to try glipper.

Planning for power cuts? That's strictly for the birds

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Re: elevator I say it's plausible

This whole conversation is silly.

Quite simply, they do not do it this way because the fail-safe systems in use do not depend on weight distribution, are nearly infallible and are very inexpensive.

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Re: elevator I say it's plausible

"Racing cars are not slowed down notably by this feature."

Yes, they are. Sometimes quite substantially.

"There wouldn't be patents on perpetual motion machines if people didn't deceive themselves in physics."

Quite.

Trio of Rust Core Team members take their leave

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Re: Bad timing?

"I think he quite likes the idea of Rusty modules."

Not really. He use words like "we might" and "maybe we will" and "perhaps rust" and "eventually", and "drivers, probably" etc. etc. Nowhere does he say "Let's do it" or "We are going to" or "It will be soon".

He also is on record as saying ""I don't think Rust will take over the core kernel, but doing individual drivers (and maybe whole driver subsystems) in it doesn't sound entirely unlikely." ... but again, he's not entirely enthusiastic. He has also said "It might not be rust", which to me is a death knell.

I;ve been reading the LKML for as long as it;s been around, and from my perspective it looks like Linus isn't really interested in any language that isn't C for kernel use ... not C++, just good old C ... and seeing as Rust is a replacement for C++, not C ,,, well, do the math.

I think he's throwing the yowling, baying fanbois a bone just to shut them up. We might get a few drivers & the like written in rust over the next few years, but the vast majority of the kernel will still be in C long after the next language du jour takes the place of rust in the fanboi's fancy.

50 lines of Bash to bring a Wordle fan out of their shell

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Re: This isn't the IP you're looking for

The old hangman is still included in the BSD games package. Also trek and wumpus.

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I know you said "never mind", but just in case anybody else is trying this, make sure the downloaded list complies with the expected EOL character(s).

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Nah. We'll leave California right here ... I much prefer our strike-slip fault to Japan's tsunami inducing subduction zone variety.

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Re: Quit vim

I prefer ZZ ... However, here's a short list:

:w to write, :w! to force a write, :q to quit (with prompt to save changes), :q! to force quit with no save, :wq or ZZ to write and quit, :wq! to force a write and quit. Note that ZZ doesn't need the :, nor does it have an option to force a write if you're editing a so-called "read only" file, making it somewhat safer than :wq! in day-to-day life.

HTH

Earth to Voyager 2: Standby for connection – after we tip this water out of the dish

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I'll bet coming up with that was a real strain.

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You mispleled "Drain Bramage"[0] and "induhviduals".

[0] Given the context, how could it not be?

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