Twaters

So a bunch of marketing people, let's call them Tw4ts are going to pay a bunch of Twitters knows as Tw4ters to spam a bunch of people on twitter, let's call them the Tw4atted with adverts.

I think that about sums it up ;-)

What a Bright Idea

That is all!

Floating off

This is a major story.....Oz has floated off in the ocean and is now 70km off course....PANIC!!!!

Pay Twice Great!

So I paid over the top for my last monitor and due to this fine I will pay over the top for my next one.

Thanks, bloody thanks a lot......

Work

Do you have any idea how much less work I will get done, just to get a badge?

I better find a seat in the office where no one can see what I am doing!

Lets face it

Some one is certainly taking the mick.....two weeks!!!

If I had lead times like that to do a bit of work, I would be a happy man as by now on a Friday I would be emptying this

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Alarming

It is alarming that Apple have this bug included free in each release.

Mines the one with the sun dial attached to a cockerel in the pocket.

Money off to iOS6

Useless!!! Unless you already know where the Harvester you are going to eat is!

Of course you will find it if the local Apple store are having a meal out there with the blue shirt guys.

Apple have already won

By keeping the Galaxy Tab off out of the shops for months, Apple have done what they wanted. People will have already purchased their iPad and that will do most people for a couple of years after which many of the people with stick with what they know and buy Apple again. Plus of course they will be trapped in the walled garden and climbing over the wall could be painful and expensive!

UK Company?

If a UK firm had done this and sold some to the US.....you could bet your life the MD would be on a plane to get some American justice ..... 25 years for each violation....that's 30,000 years you have to serve....and $1Bn will do as a fine.

Or Oh you are a US company....naughty, naught....please do not do it again!

We are all equal...just some are more equal than others.

Rounded Corners

Ok I have said it....the Apple clock has rounded corners, so it must be theirs and they will sue because the Swiss have copied them by "Extending" the rounded corners in to a circle!

If the sale of these was announced on 12 Sept......I would sign up to buy one and even queue!

The only use

I do see one use for this type of payment. You can load up your kids mobile with say £30 and you can check how the money is spent.....i.e. not at local fag shop etc.....

But other than that it seems like a solution looking for a problem to solve. Just get the card out of your pocket and bonk that.

Paris because as we all know likes a good bonking system!

Maple syrup thieves.....

They will be the ones with the wigs on.

Market opening for a real search engine!!!

For a search engine that just searches "sites" and not Faceslap or Google minus

IFA 2012 YES! I AM TAKING A PICTURE!

Why is this article not about Yahoo???

Apple / Samsug

Give each of them the others phone.....who throws it furthest wins the court case!!!!

is iSO open source now?

Must have missed the article where Apple made iSO open source.......as that is the only reason for "security holes / viruses"

I get all my Tech news from Disney now!

Lets start with with the phase "Tablet and Slate"

Wonder if it will bring up Stonehenge or at the very least an episode from Star Trek.

Mines the one with the rounded pockets.

Metro8

Come on....you know that is going to a court near you soon!!!!!!

If M$ did not have the money to fend off a Metro case, these lot certainly will not.

Coverage good....web catch up service could do better

The coverage was fab providing you watched it LIVE. The problem with the catchup service on the website was as you clicked through it told you the results of the sport on the same page as it had the link to watch the catchup. So a couple of times I went to watch something as if it was live (work does get in the way sometimes) and was greeted with the result before I could get to the catchup. May be one page with all the catchup stuff on (not show results) would be nice.

ITV do the same thing a lot of the time on their catchup service.....went to watch the tour highlights and the picture on the link showed the days winner crossing the line....it takes a lot of enjoyment out of then watching an hour long programme!

Come on it is not rocket science!

Orange Assistant

what about Orange assistant......that was around way before any of these. I cannot remember the date it started, but it was taken out of action sometime in 2004.

It allowed you to use your voice to call people, do simple searches of address book, cannot remember what else it did......but remember thinking wow this is really good!

Wales?

What has happened to the Wales measurement?

Surely the story should be saying how many Wales £21tn of £5 notes would cover!

What has happen to the youth of today.....no respect for tradition!

And I saw it all

Well I was at Richmond Park to see both races out and back :-)

It was very funny.....loads of people trying to stream the race on their iPads (I am sure that uses way more data than twitter!!!

Anyway I had purchased a little portable TV......guess who had a load of people looking over my shoulder!

Lets face it we all know that when you get that many people in one space you need to revert to tech other than you mobile......if we get loose anyone meet at x point......and in my case good old TV works way better than streaming at events like this!

IT Staff

Now about sacking all the IT staff......want to reconsider?

Come on.......

Did you really write "coming to Toshiba tellies soon" in your article.....but I do think that does say it all

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Hot Cakes

Well everyone I know has got the III not one person has gone for the 4s since the Samsung release.....that includes Apple fans, Android nuts (Sorry I do not know anyone that has a Windows phone any more). Plus those that "want" a new phone are all looking at the III ..... iPhone 5...mmm....lets face it many people have had the apple iPhone fix and fancy a change.....some of course will stay with Apple....the churn is churning away from Apple a little.

I miss my Windows smart phone from years ago.....way ahead of its time....you could have apps on it years before Apple invented them.

Carriages

What a load of tosh these numbers are.......

x carriages have wifi....most carriages do not pay for wifi.

That is certainly rubbish in the UK.....ok you get a train with 8 carriages 4 first class with 10 passengers in each and 4 standard class with 20 people standing in each carriage unable to even use their laptop and on top of that ALL of them have to pay.

Could we have the numbers broken down to the number of passengers that that can get it for free v the number that have to pay.....that will make the figures a lot more realistic, but the train companies will not release such figures a I dare say.

Another load of spin, that us train passengers do not fall for.

Connections

Well I have happily used it on my tablet for the last couple of days.....once you have signed up it connects instantly every time, so none of this signing in each time, which would really make it useless.

So if your wifi is on......as your tube enters the station ..... click send/receive on your email and ping it is there.

Well it will be ok for the the week or so.....then everyone on the tube will be doing it and at that point all you will see is people face pulling in the hope they are the one that gets their email.

The story....

has legs. It will run and run.

Stop iPad sales then Apple!

So if Apple remove apps because of copyright , IP type issues......surely it follows that if the iPad is up on the same charges that they should withdraw that from sale.

No thought not.....the world does not work like that when it is Apple.

Give me strength

Ahhgggg.....and I am still waiting for my £249 Xoom to get the OTA update to ICS.

(Yes I know I can go to xda and do it myself, but why should I ...... ok that's my go at the google hardware mob moto out the way)

Back on topic. This tab does look a nice bit of kit for the dosh