* Posts by Captain Scarlet

3227 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Dec 2010

Suspected Russian NLBrute malware boss extradited to US

Captain Scarlet

Depends how the account is setup the any group policies applied, for where I work if a Service account has 1 incorrect password its locked.

All good until Windows 2008 had a bug in the Task Scheduler which meant it would always send one incorrect login then the correct one.

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Coat

Brute Force

In my book using Brute Force tactics is Cracking not Hacking

Sensitive DoD emails exposed by unsecured Azure server

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Trollface

Re: I may be under a misaprehension

:O MS Dos and Windows 3.0 without Networking are now "Proper Job" OSes!

Wow

Congratulations Microsoft!

Microsoft begs you not to ditch Edge on Google's own Chrome download page

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Stop

Re: Pot, kettle...

I agree its annoying, but as other have said it is on Google.com not a Microsoft website.

Oracle NetSuite datacenter plunges offline for a day, customers warned of data loss

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Alien

Re: Captain Scarlet reference

No, we used voice communicators and forms earth man.

Hyundai and Kia issue software upgrades to thwart killer TikTok car theft hack

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Pint

Re: Hack to death ratio

I thought Tom Scott did rather well!

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Coat

Re: Hack to death ratio

Confirmed I am completly blind, thanks for the correction!

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Re: Hack to death ratio

They removed the steering wheel by force and I don't see a mention of the steering wheel being put back on (Unless I am blind)?

Chipmakers threaten to defect to US, EU if UK doesn't get its semiconductor plans sorted

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Mushroom

Re: No, no, no.

*sips tea angrily*

How do you grill cheese on a frying pan?

What do you mean its a skillet, its a frying pan!

*insert Bottom frying pan gag*

Find My Kids app is basically AirTags for your offspring

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Mushroom

Re: Find my Goat

A Z :whaa:

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Megaphone

Find my Goat

I hate children being called kids!

I want to shout at that cloud!

Someone put me in an old peoples home already :(

You can run Windows 11 on just 200MB of RAM – but should you?

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200mb for NT4 would have been a luxury for a client machine (Work experience I think machines had either 32MB or 64MB of ram). Not Windows ME, wouldn't run properly on 64MB/128MB of ram, but was stable when supplied the full wack 512MB.

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Mushroom

DDR5 on machines

I hate DDR5 having to be soldered on to the board, no upgrade path makes this a pain (Especially if caught out by ordering one without enough memory a few years down the line).

8GB is pretty much standard now for a business machine, but when its not upgradeable having to pay the added expense rather than a mid life upgrade like we used to use.

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Re: 16GB of RAM is the minimum

Can confirm before having Teams slung on our machines 4GB with Symantec AV and Dell Redcloak were fine for business use.

WINE Windows translation layer has matured like a fine... you get the picture

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Re: Ribbon interface holdouts

Well more of what I thought was a Reg in joke, one morning so far :3

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Ribbon interface holdouts

Its so hated even Office 363 Online hides the bloody thing by default!

Prepare to be shocked: Employees hate this One Weird Clause

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Mental

Yeah not a good idea when HR gets an update in their software with someone "breaking company rules" by bringing them bad press

Another RAC staffer nabbed for storing, sharing car crash data

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Coat

Re: What about the claims companies?

Although I agree, they would probably suddenly go Bankrupt.

BT keeps the faith in 'like fury' fiber broadband buildout as revenues dip

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Re: look at the maps

Maybe its the wrong kind of fibre?

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Devil

Re: Moving to FTTH

Be prepared for the link to change again, as it seems to move around every few months, but yes lovely and precise!

Captain Scarlet

Re: Moving to FTTH

Always is gobsmacking to look at the maps.

The number of areas where there is no plan is always surpising (Like Harlow but probably more down to how many people are on Cable).

BT taps Kyndryl to migrate mainframe apps to the cloud

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Childcatcher

Re: Odd tactic

Problem is if you have a crap connection, my last place I rented could get 3mbps, no cable thanks to neighbours stopping the boxes. BT had monopoly so they werent going to upgrade anything. No mater who I was with no way of getting a better connection (This was 7 years ago so 3G/4G/5G wasn't viable).

Although annoying being able to go to Virgin could be seen as a bonus expecially if the BT exchange is no-where near you.

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Re: Odd tactic

Its amazing when you see an OpenReach engineer install fibre for a business, along with the BT branded hardware they have BT branded GBIC's for Fibre, BT branded fibre patch cables, the works.

This doesn't surprise me everything is bespoke.

helloSystem 0.8: A friendly, all-graphical FreeBSD

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Coat

Re: Don't get this MAC is simple thing

Havent met a single Mac owner who knows its actually called a Macintosh

BOFH and the case of the Zoom call that never was

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Devil

Re: Now I understand

Let me roll you over to that open window

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Now I understand

Hangon what, who is stupid enough to stick their support details on information sheets like that.

If they can't read press [Windows] Key and [P] and click "Connect to a wireless Display" or plugin the HDMI cable then they can't work out a telephone.

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Coat

Ok time to remove the old projectors

This gives me lots of ideas and company was to cheap to have the old projectors removed (Many have quick releases on the poles)

Musk: Tesla's doing great. I mean, have you seen my Twitter follower count?

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Coat

I do wonder

How many followers are bots

If your Start menu or apps are freezing up on Windows, Microsoft has a suggestion

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Coat

Ancient Clickshare version

hmm odd doesn;t affect the ancient version of Clickshare launcher on my machine

James Webb Space Telescope suffers another hitch: Instrument down

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Alien

Re: In the third year they attacked

Not us Guv, we would blow it up and replace it with a perfect replica

Global network outage hits Microsoft: Azure, Teams, Outlook all down

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Re: The first domino?

Get the Linux guy to run the Windows version, as apart from filepaths only AIX had any major differences therefore what was he doing?

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Re: The first domino?

Did Groupwise suffer from misconfigured Exchange servers sending out winmail.dat instead of S/MIME emails?

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Windows

Re: The first domino?

Depends on the setup, I managed 98% uptime at my worst, but then it was a few Windows servers and not the infrastructure I wanted (i.e Lotus Domino made it super simple to replicate everything to a backup server or a server dedicated for webmail. All could be controlled through Notes networks, which no-one I spoke to ever knew wtf it was, often setup for dialup and never updated). Also had to deal with fighting for resources on the SAN, in the end I found using the inbuilt NSF compression lowered I/O requirements and the Blade had more than enough CPU resources that actually made it faster to respond. Never did use the de duplication (I did find in testing that was a problem)

I really did like Notes 9 when released, but at the time it was bloated and wasn't Outlook and I can't make people like Notes just because I did.

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Flame

Yes but no good if you can't access anything.

I couldn't access anything (Windows Laptop and Android handset) thanks to the global corp using Microsoft Authenticator, not mentioned but this wasn't working either.

Lovely morning, because I couldn't auth with Microsoft MFA, my VPN would connect but refuse to auth further, I couldn't access the internet because the Proxy software used couldn't authenticate me.

Also as per usual the Microsoft status website showed no issues until after 8AM, couldn't get through to helldesk so I was very confused (Although that is becoming more normal these days).

Yet again a morning of whinging at yet another single point of failure.

Apple emits emergency patch for older iPhones after snoops pounce on WebKit hole

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Childcatcher

Re: Apple products are, and always have been, perfect

We obviously need a Sarcasm tag or icon

Sorry seems to be tech execs' favorite word as DB player Aiven lays off 1 in 5

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Devil

Flash drives, they would have kittens here if you even mentioned the word!

Bringing cakes into the office is killing your colleagues, says UK food watchdog boss

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Devil

Re: What a load of cobblers

Hay it was free and still miles better than a typical coffee shop microwaved bacon sandwich.

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Happy

Re: What a load of cobblers

No unfortunatley, although 15 years ago we had a less assertive Mrs Doyle who did lunches at the head office.

Friday was bacon sarnie day (Microwaved but well it was supplied by the company so)

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Facepalm

Re: What a load of cobblers

One thing I hate is people going around with a tin or cakes, often they go these need to be eaten and not accepting no thank you, I often say no about 5 times until they get the message.

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Re: What a load of cobblers

Can always take in fruit as well, tbh before Covid for two of my birthdays I started doing just that.

I found the fruit was often gone before the cakes.

We blew too much money hiring like crazy so we gave you the boot – Amazon

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Re: Amazon

They are convenient and thats it (Although most people I speak to complain when they find out an item they thought was from Amazon is sent from China ending up as a bead or something). I only use them to use up any vouchers I get (Which always come with glitter on the sodding cardboard so can't be recycled).

If your DNS queries LoOk liKE tHIs, it's not a ransom note, it's a security improvement

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Colour me surprised (in upper case)

Unless you are thinking of after the FQDN after the slash, which for Linux is normally case sensitive (Unless it has changed).

Oh wait I am thinking the whole URL where as you have said DNS query which is FQDN only. Oh well I'll leave my stupidness up as I hate to see the comment deleted by author.

Artificial pancreas successful in type 2 diabetes tests

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Devil

which uses an algorithm

Quick run before marketing changes it to AI

BOFH: It's 4ft tall, heavyset, has optional fax. No they didn't take the toner!

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Re: The horrors of waste toner bottles

Always assumed HP 4x series printers put waste back into the toner, never thought to check (Googling doesn't show anything) but yes I do remember having to give our Laserjet 5SI a serious clean around the 2 million page mark although this was mostly dust from paper

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Devil

The horrors of waste toner bottles

Do any printers/copiers with waste toner bottles not make a mess, don't know any we have had from any of the brands (Canon, HP, Samsung, Sharp, Lexmark) where they don't spill or make a mess removing the bottle (Best ones tend to have sticky bits of plastic to seal, even then they can often leak).

Cisco warns it won't fix critical flaw in small business routers despite known exploit

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Re: Did I read that right?

Maybe whoever purchased them got them with extended warranties for the hardware?

This can’t be a real bomb threat: You've called a modem, not a phone

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Re: Work bomb scare

Reminds me 10 years ago during a fire alarm I walked down stairs to be blocked by someone saying "I'm a raging infurno, go another way", which was bad as everyone else behind me had to turn around.

Afterwards I printed off some pictures of Fire clipart and stuck it to a cardboard box to make it a tad more realistic the next time.

Microsoft fixes Windows database connections it broke in November

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Re: I am curious

:3 ok was expecting at least a few people.

We have a few small apps that use ODBC, no issue with those as well as our main apps (As we are dinosaurs compared to most companies)

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Windows

I am curious

Who here was actually affected?

Apple aims to replace Broadcom, Qualcomm wireless chips with its own

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Coat

Re: Walled Garden or Prison

You rang?

I don't see a problem really, problem is Samsung make their own chips and use them. For me its no worse than what anyone else is doing, sad to say but I can't really be anti Apple here.