* Posts by Captain Scarlet

3227 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Dec 2010

Not so easy to make a quick getaway when it takes 3 hours to juice up your motor, eh Brits?

Captain Scarlet
Coat

Re: The fuel tank in my car doesn't shrink each time I refill it.

Both my planet killing diesels have gradually got higher and higher mpg as they passed 50 thousand miles.

New lows at Bose as firmware update woes infuriate soundbar bros

Captain Scarlet

Re: What bugs me..

Slap a Digital to Analogue converter somewhere, I'm sure you aren't alone and someone like TechMoan will likely be a good place to see what he does with his setup.

Captain Scarlet

Re: WTF does a soundbar need a firmware update ?

It probably has Alexa or Google Assistant bundled in.

Edit: Oh it actually has both.

Thinking about processing a payment, Sage Group? Biz confirms mulling sale of Sage Pay

Captain Scarlet

Re: "making a push to the cloud"

Well they have an added bonus, those of us on their in premise ERP systems (Line 500/1000 or X3)will ensure unless Sage sell off their Cloud Services division they aren't going to go belly up.

Valorous Vikram lunar lander – or Star Wreck: Enterprise? India's Moon craft goes all silent running during descent

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Alien

Re: Moonmen?

At least have the decency of knocking at the door before ripping my carpets to shredds, stop ruining my holiday home!

As an act of revenge we will make some poor saps overpay for Symantec.

You know what the NHS really needs? Influencers, right guys? #blessed

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Re: Eh?

I think they think by using an app it will solves every single problem in the entire world.

OK, let's try that again: Vulture rakes a talon on Samsung's fresh attempt at the Galaxy Fold 5G

Captain Scarlet

Re: Why?

Well I assumed the foldable phones would be something only posers would want, I obviously hadn't realised it was something so many people desired over Samsungs non foldable top end phone.

Captain Scarlet
Trollface

Re: Why?

Well I am a grumpy git (I hope one day to match Mr Meldrew and annoy someone so much they dig a hole and shove a flower pot over my head).

Captain Scarlet
Childcatcher

Re: Why?

Its just something for people to boast "Look at me and how well I am doing!"

W#@*ers.

Suspected crypto-coin crook collared after emailing apology note to the cops rather than victim – shock claim

Captain Scarlet

Re: HOW the thief got into the phone!

Maybe the app was already open?

Enjoy the holiday weekend, America? Well-rested? Good. Supermicro server boards can be remotely hijacked

Captain Scarlet

Re: Query

Ah so basically a trying to be useful feature which might come back and bite anyone not aware of it.

Captain Scarlet

Query

Do Supermicro boards have a seperate port for the ip kvm functions?

Most servers I have used have dedicated ports for the ip kvm but I do know of some HP servers sharing NIC1 with the IP KVM.

How do you do, fellow kids? Facebook now Boomerbook as British oldies outnumber teens

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Unhappy

Re: Hey, remember the 2000s?

Ah yes the one I ran powered by ikonboard (Perl), then Invision Power Board (PHP). This itself took over from an IRC room on Quakenet and was hugely popular back in the day.

The forum I ran die out of my own inability to keep an eye on my friends who were also admins (BIG MISTAKE!). By the time I realised what had happened there was a massive argument and power struggle, the community website which literally had millions of views per year and required a Dedicated Server (A Pentium 4 running WHM and cPanel because I was lazy), dived into the thousands within a month. Our users quite rightly decided to go elsewhere because I let people abuse their powers.

Tesla Autopilot crash driver may have been eating a bagel at the time, was lucky not to get schmeared on road

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Trollface

Re: What a complete plonker!

What, you regularly crash into stationary fire engines!

Hand your License in immediatly!

Devon knows how they make it so steamy: Phantom squatter of Torquay curls one out on bloke's motor

Captain Scarlet
Childcatcher

Re: £2000...

The person was pissed so doubt they would gently get on the car.

Captain Scarlet
Stop

Re: £2000...

That comment invites some very foul ideas of being able to dump on someones roof without standing on it!!!

Good news Flash lovers! Microsoft won't be disabling it by default (so long as you use IE or old Edge)

Captain Scarlet

Re: Oh lord

Probably collecting her harvest followed by exchanging baskets with other Farmville users.

Captain Scarlet
Coat

Oh lord

I still have family members playing Farmville (Takes 5 minutes to loads because of all the kak on it)

Quick Hide HIDE!

The purple SIM of fail: Virgin Mobile punters left in the dark with batch of borked cards

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Trollface

What about someone crashed into the green box down the street, oh wait sorry fibres are fraying or leaves in the box.

Divert the power to the shields. 'I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain!'

Captain Scarlet

Re: chillers

Yes (Sort of, we simply poll snmp temperature readings from anything which has them), but no-one checks them during the weekends (No access to webmail anymore and tbh I bloody hate reading emails on my work phone so will only answer phone calls over the weekend, also outsourced so they should know before me).

So it was a toasty in there, followed by paniced visit to the site engineers after I found a fuse which had tripped but it didn't mention A/C (I don't like almost electrocuting myself anymore and couldn't see a valid reason why it had tripped so thought it best to get a witness just in case something exploded or melted again).

Then paniced when nothing happened when fuse reset and a sigh of relief when putting them into Manual mode clicked some form of relay and both units burst into life.

Captain Scarlet

Re: chillers

Dual Air Con (Where a controller ensures each unit takes turns and only switches both on if a temperatures reaches a threshold) is brilliant until the controller pops a fuse.

Then they switch off unless you put them into manual where by they work manually.

For Foxit's sake: PDF editor biz breached, users' passwords among stolen data

Captain Scarlet

Re: At least 6 and at most 20 characters long

It would annoy me as I set keypass to default to 32 characters (Not the hex preset, upper lower case with symbols)

Despite billions in spending, your 'military grade' network will still be leaking data

Captain Scarlet

Mis reading the fax number I assume or just typing the wrong number.

Although I thought no-one used fax machines these days, doubt anyone knows we have them here anymore (Although we did move from dedicated fax machines to have them built into our copiers).

AMD agrees to cough up $35-a-chip payout over eight-core Bulldozer advertising fiasco

Captain Scarlet
Paris Hilton

Re: Advertising

or their mobile phones, televisions, cars, etc...

Beware the developer with time on his hands and dreams of Disney

Captain Scarlet

Re: "Phone" on VAX/VMS

Ah yes the telling people off for leaving their machines unlocked.

I tended to find it was me who would get told off, so started getting more creative especially when using some spare boxes, a high viz vest to create an outside person and a word file stating I am stealing files.

Colleague also got told off for sending an I love you email to another colleague who was in on the joke.

What is it with hosting firms being stonewalled by Microsoft? Now it's Ionos on naughty step

Captain Scarlet

Re: MS have been strict of late

Is that for a corporate domain or their own such as outlook.com

Captain Scarlet

MS have been strict of late

Myself I found on one of our domains the PTR record was invalid, so reverse lookups failed.

I couldn't possibly tell you the computer's ID over the phone, I've been on A Course™

Captain Scarlet

Re: I wish my users protected data like this efficient PA

Brilliant until people change desks and not move their equipment, although probably my fault for ensuring roaming profiles worked on our networks (Obviously doesn't work well for people who keep everything on their desktop).

Got a burning desire for a Hololens 2.0? Microsoft insists its math coprocessor won't be too hot for headgear

Captain Scarlet
Coffee/keyboard

Re: "125Mbit of SRAM"

:O Windows CE is making a return!

The story so far: How's that Autonomy High Court battle with HPE looking at half-time?

Captain Scarlet
Unhappy

Re: So far - what

"Icon for what should happen to HPE senior management"

Nope, they would have probably left for personal reasons with big bonus' and pensions before the blame is pinned on them.

(Btw this does annoy me and is not right)

Steam cleaned of zero-day security holes after Valve turned off by bug bounty snub outrage

Captain Scarlet

Re: Would not expect any less from Valve

Like the Morokai "Mini Game" in the Dota 2 Ti event (By that I mean it was a rush rehashed event with a lovely bug where Lifestealer could infest the Morokai and sell its very expensive items).

Brits are sitting on a time bomb of 40m old electronic devices that ought to be recycled

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Mushroom

Oh dear a downvote, its a shame my Motorola G3 (2015) still lives on with someone else as their first smart phone (Why not, the battery was still good and was getting annoyed at charging the battery every 2 days).

Just reset and put the original case on and a work colleague asked for it. As the battery is replaceable when the battery goes bad it can easily be renewed (DAMN U MOTOROLA FOR REMOVING THIS!).

Look forward to hearing from you downvoter.

Captain Scarlet
Trollface

I would hope so, paying 4x more than what you should have for a mobile device is an absolute outrage!

Buying a Chromebook? Don't forget to check that best-before date

Captain Scarlet

Re: No Map updates

Is 25GB for the worldwide maps?

As a Garmin user the device I have and my parents tend to be a few gig (For UK and Europe)

Microsoft Chrom... Edge hits beta as new browser prepped for biz testing

Captain Scarlet
Trollface

Re: Vivaldi

YES THATS IT!

I'll stick to Erwise

Captain Scarlet
Trollface

Re: Vivaldi

I'll stick to Netscape

Captain Scarlet

Re: RE: Microsoft Chrom... Edge hits beta as new browser prepped for biz testing

Because a user goes to Google and is told over and over hey why not get a more secure browser.

Welcome to Hollywood, Claranet-style: You've (not) got mail, or hosted sites for that matter

Captain Scarlet

Didn't know Hoddesdon had a dc in the town

Even weirdier is its address (Assuming Claranet co-locate here)

Computer Building, Geddings Road

And wow the amount of times the company who ran it was acquired by Interroute and then GTT (Whoever they are)

Generous Google gives Chrome users Inbox Zero: Sign-in outage boots own browser out of webmail, services

Captain Scarlet
Trollface

Re: So..

Where as I will just use their own advert against them, LOOK ITS A VIRUS, I HAVE ALREADY PRESSED CTRL+ALT+DEL!

Dry patch? Have you considered peppering your flirts with emojis?

Captain Scarlet
Devil

Re: Proof that emojis don't work

hmm I tend to just call them smilies, but actually calling them pictograms makes me sound such a smug git I am switching.

We checked and yup, it's no longer 2001. And yet you can pwn a Windows box via Notepad.exe

Captain Scarlet

Yup have installed on machines I use a lot because of the language colour option, but its not on every machine I have access to.

Captain Scarlet

Yup must admit I do that, shame it strips out the line feed field (or was it new line)

Captain Scarlet
Mushroom

Sorry but Windows + R and notepad for a simple text editor is actually very useful (and I don't like change), Linux has similar old programs which do the job perfectly from a terminal session (i.e pine for quick text editing and I don't like change).

Security? We've heard of it! But why be a party pooper when there's printing to be done

Captain Scarlet
Unhappy

Re: One rule for you...

Yup had swipe cards installed on doors here yonks ago, 2 hours after going live the MD said they were to be disabled during office hours.

Our door releases (The green "Breakglass") have those annoying alarms on, although someone did work out how to get around that. Take the plate off the back of the maglock and pull the cable out (Queue every Mag lock being changed location and now knocking out anyone tall).

'Hey Google, remind Greg the locks have been changed, and he should find a new place to live. Maybe ask his mistress?'

Captain Scarlet
Trollface

No use where I live

The "Assistant" has been myseriously unplugged for over 2 weeks.

Currently at 3 weeks before anyone notices, no-one asks it any questions, only shown off when people are round.

One person's harmless japery can be another's night of LaserJet Lego

Captain Scarlet

Re: I know the series well...

For us Security patches and the fact our computer reseller had a good offer on the non duplexed 4250.

Same with the 4250's, although we found at 1 million prints rubber rollers tended to start drifting causing jams. Replace and off it went (Never did have issues with the swing cog that apparently used to grind into dust by the fuser)

Captain Scarlet

Re: I know the series well...

I remember Laserjet 4Si's being tough as anything, the Laserjet 5Si was a big beasty and had plastic that felt a tad flimsy in comparison (Lovely and reliable compared to the Lexmark C750 hiding in reception). Replaced the monos with 4250's.

Bit of a time-saver: LibreOffice emits 6.3 with new features, loading and UI boosts

Captain Scarlet

You mean like a modulised version of the office application itself?

Nearest I can get to that is customising the toolbars currently :(

I could throttle you right about now: US Navy to ditch touchscreens after kit blamed for collision

Captain Scarlet

Re: Touch screens

Q: Why do cars need electric parking brakes?

A: Feck knows and if they do have them why not engage the handbreak when the car is stopped and switched off (Have had numerous cars roll away after an hour into thankfully someones elses car)

Here's to beer, without which we'd never have the audacity to Google an error message at 3am

Captain Scarlet

even more fun, the help files on the CD require them to be installed to an IIS server and doesn't work in Edge/Firefox/Chrome so you are forced to use IE (in Enterprise Mode)