* Posts by Evan Essence

282 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Dec 2010

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Geek girls lauded on Ada Lovelace Day

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404

http://findingada.com/" gives error 404, unsurprisingly.

NASA: 'Asteroid armageddon less likely than we feared'

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The Planetary Society

> Have we done any of the preliminary engineering to accomplish such a thing?

I don't know about government-funded work, but The Planetary Society has helped with some research. Reg readers might be interested in the Mirror Bees study at the University of Glasgow, for instance. Of course, as an organisation of amateurs and volunteers, the Society's resources are limited. (Disclosure: I'm proud to be a member.)

See here: http://planetary.org/programs/projects/targetearth/

Reebok used 'very fit woman' in buttock-related deception

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Inov-8

Thanks for the tip. They look interesting and they're British. (I nearly didn't look because of their silly name!)

BBC website ditches modules in facelift

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Upvote for Google minimalism

EOM

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Flame

Podcasts

«sick&tired of 90% of programme pages linking straight to iPlayer *instead of giving information*.»

Information such as a link to the podcast (for radio programmes). These days if you want to download a one-off podcast it seems you have to go to the "podcast" home page or use Google. Maybe the BBC thinks everyone uses iTunes? Well, they bloody well don't.

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Meh

Meh

I like the fact that the page bloody well stays still unless you click on something. I hate those slides/carousels that change by themselves all the time. It's like giving someone a newspaper and saying "here, read this", then a second later whipping it away and shoving something else in their hands and saying "no, read this instead!" Sites such as, er... <cough>.

Apart from that: meh.

Ultrabook makers turn to fibreglass to cut costs

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Megaphone

Re: Cooling...

RF interference?

UK.gov coder defines open standards: 'A lot like porn'

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«O'Neill, who is not shy of referring to taxpayers as "customers"»

How 1980s. Transport for London constantly do this in their announcements, calling passengers "customers", and it really pisses me off. As if the most important thing to them is getting money out of people, more important than providing a decent service.

Oh, much like HMRC, in fact...

All WikiLeaks' secret US cables are on BitTorrent in full

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Paris Hilton

Re: Pardon my stupidity...

"Who are these people"

Seems to me that what David Leigh was told and what he *thought* he was told are two different things. How much knowledge and experience does Leigh have of cryptography? I guess not a lot.

Paris, cos she's so clever.

Big pharma discredited by Twitter drug-pushing: Official

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Devil

p3n15 pump1ng

Shamed by the size of ur w1lly? Make it bigger, stronger & last longer. Special! Only $9.99 in ur country while stocks last! Hurry!

Microsoft, McDonald's absolved of tracking cookie abuse

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Go

Adblock

Just one more reason to use an adblocker. No blinking, distracting, annoying ads: check. No creepy, slimey, sleazeball companies stalking you: check.

ANU plasma thruster gets research boost

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Alien

Methinks AC is an olde pharte

in mind if not in body

European Council: Creating hacking tools should be criminal across EU

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WTF?

Err...

AC doesn't seem to know the difference between Council of the European Union (aka the Council of Ministers) and the Council of Europe.

NASA's asteroid hunter creeps up on Vesta

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Re: re: plying the seas of space

See also the logo of the Planetary Society: http://www.planetary.org/

White van men swipe British black bees

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Headmaster

Missed point error

Go to the back of the class

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Grenade

Smack in the gob

So the thieving bastards not only take advantage of the decline in bee numbers, they ruin an experiment to investigate the problem. They deserve to get their lights punched out.

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One of a kind

> Connolly described the bees as "very unique"

The bees were created in the lab, or something? Or perhaps he means the bees are very *rare*?

Intel debuts '3D transistors' with 22nm chip recipe

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WTF?

Re: Oh, How Soon We Forget

Eh? Your first description is, correctly, of a bipolar transistor. If the article doesn't say what kind of transistor is being described, then we can take it from context they're talking about FETs. Actually, a big clue is the reference to gates, as in "Tri-Gate".

Calling all readers: Want some new icons?

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Go

Re: Stallman

Yes! No namby-pamby penguins, no wishy-washy open source. We want the thunderous, angry, righteous, jealous old testament god of Free Software. Who sometimes reveals himself as a saint:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/78834508%40N00/236753476

FTP celebrates ruby anniversary

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Re: Still used here

Less checking gives less overhead, so reliability suffers. IME, it's always necessary to bolt on your own check of the file lengths as transmitted and received to ensure the file hasn't been truncated. Maybe a checksum instead of/as well as. Pretty silly, really, much easier to use a reliable transfer method in the first place.

Traffic-light plague sweeps UK: Safety culture strangles Blighty

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Stop

Buttons at junctions are fake, anyway

"In London full pedestrian crossing stages generally happen only if a traffic-light button is pushed, but this isn't very helpful at busy junctions except in the middle of the night."

I can't remember the last time I actually bothered to press a button at a junction (I don't mean a pelican), because they're all fake. Whether they're pressed or not, the traffic lights just carry out their cycle.

That includes full pedestrian crossing stages, unless I've been very unlucky driving around in the early hours. I don't get "generally": I think you mean "never". Yes, 24 hours round the clock the lights stop all traffic from all directions, regardless of how many pedestrians are around. In the early hours that can average out to as near as dammit zero...

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Yes, really

Rule 195 here:

http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAndTransport/Highwaycode/DG_070339

How to make power conversion less sucky

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Stop

Re: Usefullness

I look to El Reg to do my Googling for me.

Cold call scareware scammers aim to bring Mac fans into the fold

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Coffee/keyboard

So hard to do without corpsing

The letter is required and needs posting

Hansard to pulp paper processes

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Stop

Archives

If there's no paper involved, I hope they're building a damn good electronic archive for posterity. In the current economic climate, what are the chances of that?

Google algorithm change squashes code geek 'webspam'

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Stop

Tittle tattle must be contained

I'm immediately put off by EE claiming to have "the solution". I can't imagine any query I've searched on where EE popped up having One True Solution. That's just nonsense, and I've never even been tempted to look at their "solution".

BBC Trust says no to kit-specific iPlayer apps

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And offline listening

I want to listen to radio programmes of my choice in the gym and in my car, and I don't want to dick about with streaming -- my little media player works fine. There are podcasts to be had from the BBC, but music podcasts are right out. The Paul Jones blues programme fades out tracks after 30 seconds, so you have an interview with the artist and then 30 seconds from their latest album, or whatever. The podcast version is cut down to about ⅓ the length of the broadcast version -- utterly ridiculous. The back catalogue of In Our Time with Melvyn Bragg is very welcome, but officially (cough) it's unavailable to me in my preferred listening environments (above).

In practice I (a BBC licence fee payer) listen to more music from non-British podcasts than I do live from the BBC. If I could be bothered, I could get the programmes onto my media player through various means, as I've done before, but actually I couldn't be bothered.

$1,000 reward offered for stolen cancer research laptop

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Headmaster

common mistake

It's not quite "would of", but "would've", spelled "would've".

http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/couldof.html

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WTF?

Point?

Your point is... what? Backups are only good for failed hard drives, not stolen laptops?

Novell's Microsoft patent sale referred to regulators

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Linux

OIN

That's what the Open Invention Network exists for. Members include, ah, Novell.

http://www.openinventionnetwork.com

In-flight fight for stubborn iPhone-loving teen

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FAIL

At worse you kill everyone

AT WORSE you don't hear the announcements to evacuate, get in people's way, then panic, cause a stampede, and no-one gets out alive. So you can listen to some music.

Gawker tech boss admits site security was crap

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Quite so

Writing in a secure way should be the norm, not something to bolt on later.

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