Posts by The Alpha Klutz
600 posts • joined Thursday 17th February 2011 17:30 GMT
LOL. They are protection that allow inventors to come up with a new idea and profit from it
wrong. they provide a comfortable feeling of security for billionaires who invent nothing but they think its their right to just buy whatever they want and destroy it. they are more interested in fighting with each other which means they all have to buy lots of patents. they dont read the patents even. you're talking Harold Shipman levels of deviancy.
patents are for satan worshippers
if you buy or sell a patent then you should go to prison. thats where you should go. scum.
Posted in The best tablets for Christmas
Re: re-sale value
apple fans are scum on the whole. i am an iMac user but I use it because its a solid PC with a glass fronted screen that I can spit at and wipe clean (eventually, when i can be bothered). when im done with it its going in the skip with the rest of the turds.
"In your install fests, in your Software Freedom Day events, in your FLISOL events,..."
LOL, I'm not some kinda weirdo....
Posted in The best tablets for Christmas
Re:It wasn't even bile filled enough to provoke anger.
i dunno, feelings of butthurt seem to be running high
Posted in The best tablets for Christmas
Re: Troll symbol
I was going for the Silver, that's why I had to increase the quality of my posts like that.
I just break down modern reality to give my readers the facts
Posted in The best tablets for Christmas
Re: Asus
yeah but you could say that about any equivalent product.
Acer use the nice cheap plastics that look like shit and fall apart, and for that you save maybe 10% over a correctly built unit from another manufacturer.
Acer are shit.
Posted in The best tablets for Christmas
tablet computers be shit
soon people are going to realise how shit their life is that even tho they managed to get fucked once or twice, now they sit around with their significant other, using tablet computers and being despicable yuppy scumbags.
the only use for a tablet computer is to be satisified that you are upper middle class enough and/or you have a violent brain disorder that causes you to carry your ipad around in the front seat your range rover or in the glove box with an emergency punnet of organic raspberries.
they have so much money that they have to buy holidays and pretend that theyre having fun and put the pictures on facebook and they will fuck and more yuppies will come out of satan's loins
Posted in Google defames Reg columnist Verity Stob
The name Verity Stob was created by the CIA
look it up
Re: > are there any practical benefits at all??
the stronger as one rhetoric seems great till you see EU nations rolling in cash and conversely other nations killing each-other on the streets for lack of cash. Real strong commitment to the ideals of the EU there.
some elite a thousand miles away is gunna vote on our broadband
the EU is shit isnt it... i mean are there any practical benefits at all??
rich social media etc
all sounds very trendy.
Is there a website that makes shitty people fun to be around? I doubt it...
Posted in China plans astro-farms on Mars
When I get to Mars
I want a BIG house, no Earth scale shit for me next time around thanks!
It's a chance for a fresh start to really treat everyone else like shit. I hope I'm allowed guns on Mars. Get off my lawn!
first rule of selling state secrets
dont be found setting up shop in your house when you should have been at work looking after the secrets.
the firm was “not looking for students with iPhones”.
fucking yes!
I use the same line on women. I'm not looking for bitches with iPhones!
This is promising
If the claims are true then it pretty much makes all prior lighting systems look like crap. Sort of like upgrading from plastic bags to real shoes.
Anonymous characterised Moore as a bully and facilitator of abuse
LOL, savour that irony.
Re: Not have had any hands on with the Surface RT I have no personal experience.......
Microsoft will not return items. I got a scratched up disk from them, which i was silly enough to actually open, thereby "agreeing" to give up all my rights by breaking the red sticker they put on the case.
After an hour on the phone saying I can't install Windows from this piece of shit scratched disk you sent me, they made it pretty damn clear that I would have to just pirate it off the internet.
Now I do that first without buying Windows. Treat your customers like shit and they'll return the favour innit
when i want to upgrade
just press the button in the package manager and it does it all for the free price of £0.00
"It's hard to believe the ignorance of some people."
These people were never educated. Most of them have low IQs. They probably have no life except buying whatever the adverts in the middle of X Factor tells them to buy. They are efficient and compulsive at not thinking.
A Core i5 to help with graphics? That's a bit of a fail when surely the AMD APUs can easily outperform an i5 on graphics. Maybe their x86 cores are a bit weak compared to Intel's, but why would you need an i5 in a tablet? Are they going to give you 16GB of RAM to run virtual machines as well?
And then you've got the main problem; two Microsoft computers running two different instruction sets, with this fact completely glossed over so you get to decide on the basis of which flavour of Microsoft you want. In other words: Microsoft software is so shit that no one can port it, YOU have to buy two computers instead.
Re: Finally, WTF has having / not having polio got to do with it?
BUY some products, homes: http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/fundies-underwear-for-two.jpg
Re: Finally, WTF has having / not having polio got to do with it?
at least the apple plug will look sexy next to the life support plug
Re: Finally, WTF has having / not having polio got to do with it?
when your muscles atrophy and die and your face looks as grey as the great Jobs, you will flop your limbs onto an iPad that will be near the hospital bed. And the iPad will tell you important news about what needs buying before your forget your pin number and they have to pull the plug.
its so cheap
that it legitimises all the pirate installs of more expensive older versions
if theyre just gunna make it 15 bucks now, its a bit of a piss take really
"they just want to give you a small kick on the bum with a regular shoe...."
Posted in Ten technology FAILS
Re:TV's able to read from inbuilt USB ports.
And the reason they can do that: kick ass Linux based OS
Imagine Microsoft releasing a Plays For Sure TV... you know it would be shit.
Posted in Badges for Commentards
its a good thing nobody put any effort into making the badges line up on the page
when its half the size half the price and twice the brightness
call me back
so if you're a sad scumbag with no social links at all you can do this
sums it up
the BT website is a monument to functional death
corporate tax should be paid by the people at the top
so everyone in the company earns kinda the same amount overall.
the first rule of pyramids is you can cut the top off and they still work
Re: Almost anything works
I usually say You're a fucking shit robot you couldn't even pass the Turing test you transistorised pansy ass.
Re: Fine does not fit the crime
There's a lot of intellectual property in a choccy bar, maybe they should start suing on the grounds of IP infringement lol. Not the actual chocolate bar manufacturer's, but a shady cabal of chocolate bar resellers who claim to act in the public interest and do everything in secret.
why does this happen globally in all countries at ounce
because of the global dictatorship.
The subway system depends on the unlicensed 2.4GHz band to link up its signalling systems.
LOL
Re: cpu power consumption
even a Z80 system will stop the CPU clock when its not needed...
BTW, If you are old enough to use a keyboard to type out what you want to see, then you should be old enough to see it. It's a simple but profound idea that people don't have a biological switch that changes their brains age 18 so that at midnight its finally safe for them to see sex (having already been doing the nasty for years etc).
authoritarians gunna be authoritarian. If you trust them, human progress will have peaked. If you let us go beyond that shit, we might finally reach new heights of humanity.
