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Rampaging gnu crashes Microsoft Store, hands out literature

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Mushroom

as we can see the shutting down of freedom of speech

and restriction on neuronal activity under a diagnostics framework designed to turn a human being into a human resource. they discriminate against all kinds of people their agents are run by the same scientists who ran the nazis. they want to do experiments on your DNA.

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Take a number, says new social network

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Happy

having sex with the apocalypse

this is an idea with a side of failure sauce right on the plate

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Mark Zuckerberg doesn't know how to use HTML5

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facebook has no taste

they just have no taste. and are very low on the skills department

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Baby got .BAT: Old-school malware terrifies Iran with del *.*

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telnet iran 22

pwnage mode go

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Facebook to debut auto-play video ads in 2013

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ads will only be shown to a company's fans

lol so all those idiots who went around liking McDonald's and Starbucks are now gunna be getting obnoxious videos to watch.... sounds good.

i hope they really botch this and piss everyone off.

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Instagram back-pedals in face of user outrage

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Stop

can somebody please explain to me what is worth a billion dollars about this

beautiful photos? crap more like....

so why did this site ever become popular to begin with?

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Ray Kurzweil to become Google's top engineer

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i am smarter than all of these people

google is begging me to work for them

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What Reg readers are planning for their datacentre

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The tactic considered to be most useful is the creation of a modest beachhead

well duh.

then they can use the bucket and spade approach to streamline their sandcastle workflow.

now pay me some money for this insight

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Dutch script kiddie pwns 20,000 Twitter profiles

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twitter is the worst

the other thing is linkedin. most competent people dont bother with it. but there is a hard core of linkedin users who want you to believe that they are employable. they are doing this by getting their agents into prominent media positions to forward the linkedin agenda telling you that you are scum for not being on it.

but twitter is like that but without the aspect of anyone getting a job at the end of it. pure evil.

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Dragons' Den badboy's biz Expansys is soaked in red

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i phone peter jones up at home

and i make him do my tech support

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Polish man mistakes hot iron for mobe

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Re: The truth is out there...

the nurse was on PCP

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Trollface

that pose is kinda sexy

like he's giving the iron a sexy smile or something

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Re: WTF?

he was on PCP

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Falling slinky displays slow-motion causality

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Re:Slinkys used to be made form steel, now they are cheap plastic imports from china.

Blame the globalists.

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File-sharing mom begs US Supremes to void bloated RIAA fine

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so its like a house

jack up the price to several million then wonder why no one is buying any these days???

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Worldwide Gmail crash was due to Google Sync bug

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Re: i cant believe some cunt gets away with this

i want to know that he was fired and/or killed.

if they are going to be elitist then they should hold themselves to a similar standard but of course they never will.

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Review: Apple iMac 21.5in late 2012

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Re: THE POWER CABLE WILL COME OUT REGULARLY

you cant just admit that the weird way apple do it counter to everyone else, could be wrong. They do it different because they are the only people who are right. hahaha well you would think that if you spent all your money on this crap. but im loaded so my perception isnt so distorted.

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Re: THE POWER CABLE WILL COME OUT REGULARLY

I love how pissed off Apple fans get when their god is called into question.

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Re:WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

Probably: oh look the connector comes out because we designed the unit wrong, what should we do? Put a last minute flange on there.

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Re: It was two years later I discovered the lead was simply an IEC plug with a flange

Well there you go you see, the flange confused you for two full years. No other computer has a power flange.

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

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Re: Promise me as much as you like...

you are using the crap non standard apple connector that looks like a shoe string compared to the genuine article. I'm sorry, but re-read my post where I said I use a UPS. You are wrong.

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Re: THE POWER CABLE WILL COME OUT REGULARLY

Looks like I'll have to get the glue gun out.

And The USB connectors suffer from the same problem. They are mounted vertically so the connectors just slide about when you tilt the screen. My 2.5" backup drive that I rubber banded to the back of the unit, also disconnects on a regular basis. It really is crappily designed in a lot of ways.

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Re: THE POWER CABLE WILL COME OUT REGULARLY

i hope whoever thumbed me down buys this and loses all their files when the power cable comes out. I don't make this shit up for my health.

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Re: THE POWER CABLE WILL COME OUT REGULARLY

you wonder why every single flat screen monitor in the world has the IEC connector parallel with the unit. Not Apple in their infinite wisdom.

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FAIL

THE POWER CABLE WILL COME OUT REGULARLY

I have the thick chunky model and i promise you the power cable will not stay seated in the back of this thing. When you tilt it up and down it works its way out. I use a regular IEC plug from a UPS so not the crappy plug Apple sent me which I cant use. I crash my system once a month simply by tilting the screen. The thin one will be worse, I promise you.

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Trolls and their ilk now file majority of patent suits

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Re: i dont think a patent system is fair

its a good old boy club basically. i promise you, the number of things I've "invented" that appeared in the shops later, if i was a psychopath with a patent lawyer, I would be rich by now, I assure you.

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Re: i dont think a patent system is fair

the patent system rewards those who know how to manipulate complex bureaucratic systems: psychopaths are especially good at this. That explains why people like Thomas Edison get patents and why they love them so much.

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i dont think a patent system is fair

anyone can invent say... the lightbulb. several people did. not just the guy who patented it. so shut the fuck up,

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Mother of All Whistlers: Virgin Media superhub. Listen to recordings

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designing a good PSU is actually quite hard

They would rather sell you a literal death trap if it saved them 1p on components

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Boffin: Android's on-board malware scanner utterly FAILS

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Re: Don't forget false positives

do they give out the source code in that bundle? because any Linux boff will tell you you have to audit it yourself for security ;);)

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The Alpha Klutz
Megaphone

What does a scanner see?

Into the head? Down into the heart? Does it see into me, into us? Clearly or darkly? I hope it sees clearly, because I can't any longer see into myself. I see only murk. I hope for everyone's sake the scanners do better. Because if the scanner sees only darkly, the way I do, then I'm cursed and cursed again. I'll only wind up dead this way, knowing very little, and getting that little fragment wrong too.

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Android is malware

I use an Android phone. it is the third worst phone ever behind iPhones and Blackberries. basically if you want to be spied on, its great. There is so much spying it is almost as bad as the iPhone but they dont even do it nicely its like being gang raped

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Facebook T&Cs vote falls 299.5 million short of quorum

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im pretty confident facebook will be dead by 2016

there's only so long you can "run a business" that makes no money and is openly an NSA/CIA front company.

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'UK DNA database by stealth' proposed in £100m NHS project

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Megaphone

IN 2026 I PREDICT

An army of DNA wardens will go around swabbing people and handing our petty fines for unauthorised variations in DNA. The government will have to make money somehow and nobody will drive in 2026 due to being in a police state at the time.

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Megaphone

Are we really prepared to say

That what a scientist calls "damaged DNA" or "damaging variations" or, fuck it, lets just go out in the open and call them Bad Genes like the old school eugenicists did. Anyway, are we really prepared to believe that what a scientist may look at and call Bad Genes, are not actually the source of the human soul?

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if you wanna see what hardcore censorship looks like, check out this shocking example:

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2012/12/07/tvshack_fine/

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Re: Theory vs Practice

i say lets get a foreign government in to do it. The Chinese would manage it well I think.

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WTF?

my DNA is so specific to me that i would not describe it as being anonymous

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"A number of ways to store this data will be investigated,"

yeah, so far they've looked into USB sticks and portable hard drives. Some scenarios to test the devices include: how long will they go unnoticed on a train seat, how many will fit into the bin at the local park, etc

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Report: Apple, Google, Microsoft join forces to buy Kodak patents

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Re: As a result, we don't get the cures for cancer, HIV, or the next Flu epidemic.

boo hoo

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Re: patents are for satan worshippers

and of course we know from bitter experience that many patents are simply tooabstract to be tenable.

Its a ridiculous system, and what happens as it grows? Are we still going to have to look for prior art in a thousand years time? Who is going to look through thousands of years of patents? Who really cares? Bankers, billionaires, and scum. No one else.

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Re: patents are for satan worshippers

and at the end of the day, if the chinese want to print fraudulent patent numbers on their goods, or fraudulent safety certificates, or put toxic chemicals in everything, they will do it anyway because its all the same shit anyway. two factories next to each other, one making the real product, the other making the clone with B stock and B staff. its routine.

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Re: patents are for satan worshippers

if i was a businessman i would never invest in any patented ideas. Let's say I'm an inventor and I want to "protect" (wink wink) my invention. I know what I'll do, I'll show it to loads of lawyers (a class of people who cant tell the truth) then i will put exact details of how to copy my invention on a global public database, and for the privilege i'm going to pay hard earned money through the dick.

OR, I could go to market first WITHOUT PATENT and anyone who wanted to steal my idea can crack it open and find out how it works by trial and error WHICH TAKES A LOT LONGER THAN READING THE PATENT.

CHINESE COMPANIES READ PATENTS TO FIND OUT HOW TO INFRINGE THEM.

And you wanna tell me its a way to protect IP. What a fucking joke. What a fucking joke.

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