646 posts • joined Thursday 17th February 2011 17:30 GMT
wow you can put text onto photos now?
that must be worth a billion dollars right Zuck?
"It's a huge win for the open Web"
"and we expect HTML5 to replace legacy operating systems on desktops, TVs, consoles and mobile devices."
ive been commentating for years
and my comments still get moderated.
which is perverse because i never post anything controversial. the government does however want to censor my posts.
anyway, i like to eat about £20 worth of food a day. ,,,,,mmmmmmmmmmmmm
what women want
A good shag
Did I mention Money?
school is quickly becoming the most dangerous place for a child to be. if theyre not being expelled or given a criminal record, theyre being filled with innumerable lies and misinformation by teachers who do the bare minimum to pass the tests and collect their pay cheques. academia is not important to anyone outside of academia. it's a God damn fact. maybe one in several hundred teachers cares about their pupils and that's a hugely generous estimate.
everyone who took part in this
will find themselves in jail.
im going to spunk
Re: apple and china are two dispicable entities
what's that I can see in front of me? buildings? people? clear blue sky?
it must be so nice in china where you get to enjoy the thick black smog. oh how i must be missing out.
how quaint Britain must seem with its clear air laws as all the insufferable trendy scumbags move to china to try and become english teachers. enjoy your lung cancer and dont come back.
i want 10 rodent kidneys in addition to my human kidneys.
never hurts to have backup
make an outrageous app to rebrand the whole phone
yeah thats never going to get rejected from the app store
find something not too difficult that kinda goes on for ever
and do that. use beer to kill the brain cells you would need if you had a better job, and just remember that you cant take your money with you when you die
im gunna get 701 horse power then its on
you wanna go?
its like having a personal assistant, who's also a wold class stalker, in your pocket. you can just stalk people when you dont even want to. when you wake up in the morning. when youre on the train. when you take a sh$t....
i think all of the creepy people should have this
uni not necessary
if you're middle class and you like alcohol and your parents are rich, of course you would go to uni.
if like me your parents have no money you are statistically far less likely to see the benefit of taking out a government loan just to party with middle class gap-yah twats. at least, thats the way i saw it. so i didnt go.
Instead I got a job and learned skills. Seems kinda crazy that someone would do that, but I did, and it worked for me.
Learning to program was a long term ambition of mine (since I was 10) but I never truly "got it" until my first job allowed me to understand WHY people would actually sit around and write code. Its not for fun, its for money. And that puts a very different set of constraints on you than if you were just dicking around at uni.
The real world is different, and its getting more different every day. Back in uni-gapyah-land, the same lecturers are giving the same lectures they gave in the 70s and, its tedious, frankly.
They will protest purely to justify their own high salaries and cushy jobs.
Re: HOW DARE U CENSOR ME
who deleted my upvotes?
patents R important
u MUST use them WISELY OR face the CONSEQUENCES...
WHY are people doing bad things with patents? is it our failing society? yes!
HOW DARE U CENSOR ME
SCIENTISTS are working on robotic judges that will be able to pass judgment on you and your family, and all of your friends, at the same time, as you sit, crying, in separate video court rooms, crying for the days when robots had comassion, and decency, but no, 600 years for you. That will be in a military jail. You will be tortured and treated unjustly. I bet you hope this doesn't happen to you, but it will.
u will get your butt pounded for breaking any of the vague ridiculous internet laws.
no human interaction is natural
humans evolved conversation because they couldnt understand why the early days of humans involved 100% rape. we were all just rapin' apes. raping someone was like saying hello, because we hadn't figured out how to say hello yet.
why can't we go back to the good old days?
alcohol is a shit drug
if the government was that concerned they could legalize weed. many of these people just want an altered state of mind all day for gods sake weed is the safest way to do that. but since its not legal, we will turn to the strong lagers and cheap hooch. hahaha can you imagine how little of a diference it would make if a third of the can said "u will die liver cancer" well shit. im already contemplating death anyway - i want to go out by rush hour train on a friday afternoon in london. thats my ambition in life. for gods sake let me just have that.
if your business uses standard MICROSOFT network
you think your so safe because you have a DMZ. No.
Let me tell you that I think it's damn funny the Chinese now have all your files. They'll probably use them better anyway, the Chinese are smart people you know. Probably don't even pay for Windows if/when they do run it. Just like all the smart Indians who don't pay. It's only you litigious westerners that think its so kinky to go around paying for software.
why would anyone care?
establishment man: the climate is changing!
plebs: oh yeah. we are getting flooded more now, will you pay to protect us?
establishment man: uuuuhh........ nooooo. but remember, the climate is changing hehe!
plebs: is there anything we can do about it?
boss man: not really, but if we charge people for carrier bags at the supermarket, maybe that will stop the climate changing?
plebs: so there's really no reason to care at all, since you won't help and we can't do anything?
dictator: that's right, but remember the climate is changing hehe haha boy i love saying it dont i
the problem with DRM systems
they are conceived by people who just have no concept of humans. no one who designs DRM systems has ever had to use one, that's for sure. They just sit in their cozy bubble pumping out this shit. "oh what if we scramble these few bytes here, that will really fuck with them!" "no i've got a better idea, lets write a new driver for windows to connect to our server and make sure everything is legal every 30 seconds"
it's like having a team of guys working on new types of cancer. "Hey guys, here's a new one! You're gunna love this: HAIR CANCER. When can we get it in production?"
Re: you buy it from the iTunes app.
thereby ensuring that it can built a psychometric profile on you for Apple and their media buddies. Siri records everything you say for Apple HQ to review, and its well known that they have been tracking your location since the iPhone was first released.
Is it just me, or does this sound very..... sinister? I just want to listen to music.. I'm not a slave.
are the scum of the earth.
dont fuck kids. fairly simple. how hard is it for the BBC to understand that?
what do they expect
If I search "how to get music for free" should the RIAA be able to tell Google to make all the results about how I am a scum thief? I don't think so. Because if I wanted to be lectured like a child I would pay over the odds for a cinema ticket and go sit in a damp seat being lectured about how all pirates suck by a corporate propaganda piece that, sorry guys, really doesn't make me feel any sorrier for you than I did before. That is to say I really don't care if your formulaic blockbusters end up in Poundland or on the internet and you have to get a real job to pay the bills. No really, I don't care at all.
THIS IS WHY INTERNET SHOULD BE BANNED FOR UNDER 18 SO U HAVE TO SHOW ID AND NO PORN ALLOWED. MAKE THE INTERNET SAFE COS I SAID SO
Re: Into Africa
bill gates may be wiping out diseases today, but tomorrow he could be re-introducing them. These billionaires always need a project to make themselves feel like they've done something other than accumulate vast wealth.
are the SLAVES holding it wrong again?
Satan worshiper Steve Jobs joins us from the dead to argue YES.
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toddlers are afraid of the statues
good. when can i get one in my home town?
There is a bright side to living in a police state
The government will provide vouchers for my internet connection.
That's the problem with clouds
They have a tendency to just disappear in a shower of rain. I bet their customers are all really happy with the "savings" they've made....
never did understand Warhammer
why would I want to sink all my savings on a plastic toy you have to assemble yourself to play a game with tape measures and rule books the size of your telephone directory. Can't exactly see the fun in that. Neither can the female half of the population because you never see them in Games Workshop
if you were a rich evil man
would you honestly not do evil things under a media smokescreen that says you do good things? I mean, if you can afford to buy the media, and he can, you can basically tell people anything and they WILL believe it. Because in order to fit in and not seem crazy, everyone has to believe the same lies in the mass media - that's how it works. You could believe any crazy lie you want and it could be such a lie but if its on TV you will still feel so smart and clever about what you "know" and you will go around getting hurt feelings when people point out different.
It gets me thinking. Why would I pay over the odds for a Raspberry Pi that won't ever actually get here when I could design the same chips onto a board minus the crap i dont need, add in the clustering features I do need, and the boards can be manufactured in China and sent over in no time at all. Ok its gunna cost a shit load and I don't actually have the skills to do that. But it's an appealing prospect. <16 low power CPUs on a board is going to end up being cheaper to manufacture than millions of tiny boards. And I want an ethernet switch on every single board, built in.
why would a civilization need to be "advanced" to be worthwhile. I would be more interested in finding the Dinosaur planets tbh.
Imagine a spaceship the size of a 10 storey building landing on a planet full of animals the size of 20 storey buildings. Would that not rock your socks?
I don't know why people don't design their own supers.
Design a small circuit board, could be 6 inches square and still have a dozen SoCs connected together on there with some sort of PCB based ethernet. then a power and ethernet connector on the board itself to connect them together. I would try and standardise the voltages needed on the board i.e. only 3 volt components or only 5 volt components or whatever.
Re: new psychiatric medications - it's not all bad
Sadly yes this is a country where you better not mention your mental illness to anyone if you want to keep your job.
And the attitude to drugs (other than tobacco or alcohol) is poor in general. You tell people you do SSRIs and you get the same reaction as if you told them you do cannabis which again is the same reaction you'd get from saying you do crack cocaine.
The government has set up a framework for the masses to interpret drugs its taken very effectively to the collective unconscious despite its foundation in complete bullshit.
Re: OMG! Twitter breached, I posted my life on it, I'm ruined #gulliblesademptytwat
100% of the people who deserve to be hacked.
Re: how can the global elite carbon tax us
yes well the elites know how to manufacture and traffic all sorts of explosives in a very lucrative arms trade that involves selling last years stock to the nations you are then going to bomb with the latest model. very sexy and profitable work if you're a member of the right billionaires' club.
new psychiatric medications
I'll give you a prediction. In 4 years not having a job, or not enjoying your job, will be a condition in the DSM, and you MUST take the drugs that "fix" it. New jobs in 4 years time will be: ditch digging, ditch filling, and also some people will be needed to man the internment camps.
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