* Posts by The Alpha Klutz

652 posts • joined 17 Feb 2011

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Yes, Samaritans, the law DOES apply to you. Even if you mean well

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its creepy because it shows

you want to know if someone is suicidal but you dont care about them to check yourself.

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How Facebook flipped the data centre hardware market

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Re: here is what nobody likes about servers

I'm still right even if it isn't always true.

It's like saying AIDS doesn't always kill people, that may be the case, but the reason people don't like getting it is because most of the time it does.

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here is what nobody likes about servers

1. expensive

2. heavy

3. large

4. inefficient

5. already obsolete when you buy them

so yes if IBM Dell and HP need a kick up the backside then its about time. Frankly I should be able to get a dual Xeon server for the price of a meal in a good restaurant. One that runs cool and quiet enough to put under my TV with no fans so I don't have to clean out the dust. Why cant they just do that?

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Facebook turns 10: Big Brother isn't Mark Zuckerberg. It's YOU

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Re: Mr Orlowski's Facebook experience is obviously different from mine

They want you to think they don't know you but in fact the NSA and GCHQ do all the analytics using secret wartime algorithms while you get served up a bunch of unrelated garbage for every search term you can think of. If you could see how deep the rabbit hole really goes, you would stop using Facebook pretty quick. So of course they don't patch you into their backend. The tech that runs all their front end stuff is 15 years behind what they're already doing in secret.

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Google, Microsoft to drop child sex abuse from basic web search

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im confused by the news

So microsoft and google will do this for the UK government but they wont pay any tax?

somethings fishy.

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SECRET draft copyright treaty LEAKED: Meet the Trans-Pacific Partnership

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Re: Careful what you watch, careful what you eat

they want to make you eat it so your DNA can be damaged too

profit before genes

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Re: Beep beep

Umm people have been getting fucked over on this planet for thousands of years.

It's only in the last 100 that we've developed the technology to grow a large population of many billions ripe for fucking, and the computer technology and social sciences needed to fuck them all quickly and efficiently.

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Internet Explorer 11 for Win7 bods: Soz, no HTML5 fun for you

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can you manage saved passwords yet

If I want to delete a password in IE I have to delete them all. Rather than just having a list of sites with saved passwords than can be managed individually.

Now we know Microsoft spent billions of dollars making development tools to make this kind of stuff easy to do yet they still don't use it in their own products.

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iPad Air not very hot: Apple fanbois SHUN London fondleslab launch

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we live at a time when 2 working adults cant support a family that 2 generations ago would have been supported by one. parents are forced to send their kids to expensive nurseries where their children are abused. the kids grow up never having spent any time talking to their own parents.

but you can buy a new iPad so its ok for us to be treated like this by the powers that be. hand over your cash and forget about little johnny or jane being abused by the staff at the nursery where most of your wages are spent because society wont let you raise your own kid anymore. its the new world order baby.

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Google barge erection hypegasm latest - What's in the box?

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how can we believe such an ugly structure is a show room and party venue?

I know what party boats look like.

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BBC to spaff £18 MILLION of licence fee cash... on BIG DATA

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sounds like good stuff

and if you need to build a new wall or paint a barn or something I'll pay £18m for that too

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Facebook TEENS EXPOSED to entire WORLD

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when it comes to civic engagement, activism...

in America? Not outside the free speech zones, buddy!

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Microsoft: We're nearly OUT OF STOCK of Surface 2 and Pro 2

The Alpha Klutz

nobody wants to carry windows around with them

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Steve Jobs' boyhood home may become protected historical shrine

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some day my home will be a shrine

im already writing my word into a holy book for you to obey later when i die

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Deep inside the iPhone 5s lurk a few surprises

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Re: glue and screw

after all, glue costs money and time to apply it. They could save that money by not bothering, but then they wouldn't be able to ding their customers for a whole new phone, would they?

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Dyson takes Samsung to court in UK over vacuum cleaner

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Work ceases to be productive once its paid for

This patent business is nonsense. Why should a company earn a living from work they already did?

If we abolished patents, companies would be forced to compete with eachother, by constantly doing new work (driving the economy forwards). It's the patent system that's put the breaks on our faltering economy, because every year it grows by attrition and every year new business men face a tougher challenge before they even go into business.

I say, let the chips fall where they may, let companies rehash and reuse ideas, and see if that doesn't kick start your precious fucking economy. Because I'll tell you one thing that won't kick start it: another housing bubble.

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well dysons are the best but they make you pay and they're by no means perfect. the hoses break instantly etc.

hopefully sammy will drive the prices down because I shouldnt need a mortgage to use the latest generation of vacuum technology. it should not be the case that only one company can implement something that amounts to a necessity.

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Headmaster calls cops, tries to dash pupil's uni dreams - over a BLOG

The Alpha Klutz

Someone give Zaloom a medal.

As for Szemalikowski , which i will pronounce as smellowski, well he can fuck off.

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Researcher bags $12,500 after showing how to hack Zuck's pics

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Re: Deleting is cool

I imagine you could find two bugs that are innocuous individually but when combined could replace photos or something of that nature.

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Microsoft cans three 'pinnacle' certifications, sparking user fury

The Alpha Klutz

This won't affect me and if it does it will be in a good way so for once I'm genuinely happy to see MS put their foot in it. It must cost them pocket change to run the program and its the most effective money they could possibly spend on marketing since it keeps suckers believing in the product.

So why did they get rid of it? I think the same reason they got rid of second hand games on X Box.

It's a hostile takeover. All the terms and contracts have changed to hand ownership of your data to them and to store it on their servers with cooperation from the NSA. It's the end game. Now they don't even care if they piss you off, because you're just another terrorist in their database, and you aint worth shit.

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BALLMER TO RETIRE FROM MICROSOFT

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I wonder if someone will have the balls to fix Microsoft

or are they so dependent on holding customers hostage that it will just be business as usual.

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Japan's unwanted IT workers dumped in 'forcing-out rooms'

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I know a whole company that operates as a forcing out room

I used to work there.

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Zuckerberg: I want the WHOLE WORLD in my hands

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zuckerberg wants poor children connected

so they will get cyber bullied to death.

cos if it happens to white kids, zuck aint gunna let those other colours get away from it. he's all for equality.

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Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak disses Ashton Kutcher's Steve Jobs

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steve jobs is gunna haunt the kids

now that he's dead he won't have any ethical problems with coming alive in ghost form to scar children psychologically.

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New tool lets single server map entire internet in 45 minutes

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Yes we scan

sounds pretty good, I think every script kiddie should have this.

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IT now 10 percent of world's electricity consumption, report finds

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electricity is bad

well maybe we should just turn it off then if its so bad?

thought not.

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Microsoft warns of post-April zero day hack bonanza on Windows XP

The Alpha Klutz

Windows XP will essentially have a 'zero day' vulnerability forever.

and whose fault is that you joker.

can you spell planned obsolescence?

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OWN GOAL! 100s of websites blocked after UK Premier League drops ball

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I flip styles the way you flip a flapjack

This just shows how silly the assumption that one IP address = one person or one website. It's patently not true and not even IPv6 will fix that.

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Brits: We can STOP TROLLS if we know where they LIVE - poll

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we can stop politicians if we know where they live

yes we can

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Samsung Mega 6.3: Enter the PHONDLESLAB

The Alpha Klutz

its not FUCKING big enough

where is my 8" screen phone dammit

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New NSA tool exposed: XKeyscore sees 'nearly EVERYTHING you do online'

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsdiYUnKyzk

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WAR ON PORN: UK flicks switch on 'I am a pervert' web filters

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Re: In other words

Why don't you ask Bilderberg what they're going to ban next? That was the important part of my post that you neatly ignored.

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The Alpha Klutz

Did he make this announcement only a month after his secret Bilderberg meeting? my my. But no he wasn't plotting in there. No of course not. The Bilderbergers don't plot, and if you think they do, YOU are obscene and they will block you.

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Does anyone really watch porn for the hot tips on crime strategies?

forgive me for laughing out loud at that one

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Forget Snowden: What have we learned about the NSA?

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Can Americans get any dumber? It appears not.

If you want to pass a law to take away their freedoms all you have to do is call it the PATRIOT act. How ironic.

Wouldn't happen here. There's plenty of goons trying to get the snooping laws in over here and they always fail. I think it's because the name is a lot shittier: IMP, no one here is dumb enough to vote for it. But in our country because we're free, if the government wants to do something and we're not voting, they'll just take away our right to vote, do it anyway, and promise that we can vote to remove the bad thing in the future (maybe). that's the British way of oppressing people.

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Ubuntu 13.10 to ship with Mir instead of X

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Re: Shuttleworth

you hit on a lot of the same points as me. its good to see you get thumbed up for using my points and i get thumbed down.

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The Alpha Klutz

let him do it

why are you guys so attached to X?

It's really not good.

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Texas teen jailed for four months over sarcastic Facebook comment

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Justice American Style

Do you want fries with that?

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BBC abandons 3D TV, cites 'disappointing' results

The Alpha Klutz

THE PEOPLE SELLING 3D TVS

HAD NEVER ACTUALLY WATCHED THEM

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Intel previews future 'Knights Landing' Xeon Phi x86 coprocessor with integrated memory

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intel needs to learn how to charge respectable prices

the [redacted] days where they could just illegally [redacted] and [redacted] and engage in anti-competitive highly [redacted] and charge whatever they like are over.

the scale and the speed and the scope of their lawbreaking makes [redacted] look like a traffic warden

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Microsoft announces $499 price tag, new games for Xbox One

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Re: UGLY

The hardware is costly, now.

But in 2 years it will be commodity and Apple will sell it in a sexy case. I suppose 2 years is an eternity to wait for the gamer demographic so it probably won't affect sales. At least not among their core demographic. But this thing *is* a locked down PC with off the shelf parts: AMD probably will sell you the same chip (or better) through eBuyer in a year or two. Is it that long to wait?

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UGLY

The new Xbox, and the new playstation, really are the ugliest consoles to date. These things never looked "good" but now they really do look bad. They could have put SOME effort into the design and realised that these items go into peoples houses, but no, for your £400 you get the cheapest of cheap plastics. At least Apple would give you some aluminium for that price. Fucking hell.

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Facebook's first data center DRENCHED by ACTUAL CLOUD

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lolz

i bet that cost them haha putting high end servers in the bin because of their own stupidity. its no wonder zuckerburg cant afford a suit

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Think you're ready to make a big career bet? Read this first...

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Re: persecution of autistic people is a big trend in IT now

"Some people really seem to have an inflated sense of entitlement based on the fact that they have chosen to spend their teenage years in darkened isolation, and can now cobble together a bit of JavaScript."

And there we have the bigotry in plain English. People with autism must have chosen to be like that and [therefore] deserve to be at a disadvantage to the general population.

*slow clap*

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TSA: Perv scanners now fully banished from US airports

The Alpha Klutz

check and see if he's got a bomb where his left testicle should be

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Kinky? You're mentally healthier than 'vanilla' bonkers

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pfft

pfft, even hitler was less neurotic, anxious, and paranoid, and more extroverted, conscientious, and open to new experiences than members of the "vanilla" general public.

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Microsoft's Windows 8.1 secrets REVEALED ... sort of

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3 apps at once

woohoo!

my next pc will probably be a 27" imac at least they still have a real user interface and application/task switching has always been better. imagine having any number of apps on the big screen from 1 to 50. thats what i'll be saving up for. not this windows shite.

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