96 posts • joined 14 Dec 2010
"Fungibility" - (def.) the ability to treat staff like mushrooms, kept in the dark and fed on bs.
Now all they need to do is explain why Drosophila bibitor can still fly with a blood alcohol level that would floor most humans.
Agreed, what they should have done was send an e-mail to all employees expressly stating that no uploading should be done on company IP addresses as it would invalidate the Safe Harbour provisions, but that what employees choose do in their own time/premises as a private individual is their own business.
Infer what you will.
I call fake ;(_ The shadows are wrong!
So which AV vendor will be the first to De-Whitelist this?
"there isn't any other site in the UK that meets the criteria. ie. It needs to have deep water, easy access to the ocean, and most importantly be as far as possible from London in case it gets attacked or there's a nuclear accident."
So Milford Haven doesn't exist then?
Re: Internet Access?
Only one - the Win98 box they use for e-mail, but it is networked to everything else with no firewall.
I hope this is the right icon!
Re: Practice makes perfect
Want to know more ?.....
Remember Service guarantees Citizenship!
I'll let the jury decide...
"Sigret! Sigret! Preese, Missy! Preese, Boss! Sigret!"
Re: All well and good...
"I also have an app that takes a photo and emails me mugshots of people who try to unlock my phone and fail which sounded like a good idea at the time!"
Any idea what the app is called? Sounds like a good idea.
Browser of Last Resort - I only use it for a couple of sites that still don't play nicely with FF or Chrome.
I refer to my previous post exactly 1 year ago....
Doesn't allow for the stupidity of hard-coded passwords though!
Re: I like it, but I just don't trust it (yet)
I agree, this would need to be tested in a "Hard Vacuum" with to eliminate the possibility that you are just microwaving the gas particles in the air, also some method of testing that ablation of the chamber walls is not contributing reaction mass to the engine.
That's the Impulse Engines sorted, now what about the Warp Drive?
Re: Patch cycle
When I finally got round to updating my mk1 model ME370T Nexus7 to 4.4.3 last week it immediately wanted to update to 4.4.4.
You can always go to "Settings", "About Tablet", "System updates" and perform a manual check.
Made me think of
The "Homer" from Logan's Run
Made me think of
Heavy Time by C J Cherryh. Just like the Gold Rush, the ones that supply the miners really make the money.
Re: No Noise...???
oooh, me wants the sound of a RR Merlin, with a touch of the Avro Vulcan howl for the overtake button, and speakers that go up 11!
Re: All too familiar
Been through this too, last time I spent 10min talking them through installing TeamViewer, and 2-3hrs scanning for & cleaning all the malware toolbars and other crap off their system. The good part is I'll be in their country soon and collecting on the promised beer.
Neutrinos are less flamboyant than Photons, perhaps they don't slow down for every paparazzi opportunity or stop to take selfies, hence the difference in arrival time. ;)_
Re: "quis custodiet ipsos custodes"
Since the days of Genesis, why does it always seem to be me looking at you,
you looking at me. Its' always the same, it's just a shame, that's all.
you forgot that it all runs over dark-fibre.
How about this, keep your current fridge :-
ASDA already have a record of what you bought - the unique till receipt no. links to a list that itemises your purchases, you can even use this yourself for their price guarantee, and I suppose other retailers must have the same data capabilities for their own stock control purposes, we just need access to this data ourselves.
Most supermarket produce has a barcode/qr/rfid tag.
I propose a standalone tablet style display-multiscanner (bar+qr+rfid+scales+imaging camera) that you can quickly book-in stock by entering the till receipt id, the shop has already scanned the items anyway.
Also, the ability to :-
1) enter items bought elsewhere by either scanning in or manually entering them by text or image.
2) define a storage location i.e storecupboard, fridge, freezer etc. (when I buy butter 1 goes in the fridge, the rest go in the freezer, same with bread).
3) set a re-order preference for a particular brand or generic/own brand i.e Fairy or any washing-up liquid.
4) record/set a date of entry - can be used to alert expiry date/age of produce.
On usage the items can be easily scanned or weighed to deduct them from the stock inventory, allowing for either unit or partial pack deduction i.e. 1 apple, 1 box of dishwasher salt, 87g frozen of peas from a 1kg bag, or 2 OXO cubes from a box of 12.
If you can set max/min & over time the mean stock levels for items then eventually you should be able to predict daily, weekly and monthly shopping lists, as well as getting reminders that you might want to transfer butter from the freezer to the fridge so it's defrosted before the current pack runs out, and that you've still got that tin of chickpeas in the cupboard from 5 years ago (do not re-order flag set!) :)
For an IoT angle, the ability to link to a price comparison site could give you a preferred supplier & estimated budget planner, with the ability to generate a tailored shopping list that could be placed for collection or delivery if required. You could even have a meal planner and get the system to suggest ideas based on the available ingredients, it could even calorie count your meals.
Shouldn't be too difficult to use current information processing & hardware technology to put this in a domestic setting at the sub-£100 mark, at the end of the day it's really just an epos type till entry system without the cash handling and small database stock management system, you could even have some of it "in the cloud", I'm sure that Google or Facebook etc. would love to have more information about you.
Ok, I'll start you off..
nimda or 64632, the admin password for the PBX system where I used to work, at least they changed it from the default 23646. ;)
Re: Re: Policies
Thanks for the randomly generated new Ebay password, but are the 14th and 34th characters I's or l's ?
You know it's damned hard to read the invisible ink on these post-it notes that I use for keeping track of all the different passwords. ;)
Re: Conductive Grease
Try these :- http://www.electrolube.com
Available from CPC and much cheaper than cool-amp by the looks of it.
What is the voltage + current
expected to go through these connectors? You don't want hot-spots welding them together, low temperature conductive grease sounds like a good idea.
Re: "Burn Notice" was a documentary series
And so is "Person of Interest".
Re: A thing of beauty
Well they've got the skill set & technology to do a "Carlsberg" of a BBQ, cryonics for the beer chiller & rocket thrusters for the grill.
But seriously, well done to them for what's been achieved so far, and good luck for the future.
Cheap(er) launch costs and fast turn-around of re-useable launch vehicles was what the Shuttle was supposed to be about, but with no real aim or ability to go above low earth orbit it didn't really have much of a use once the ISS was finished and the supply & ferry duties could be done by the Russians.
Elon has the aim of Mars, and being a private company isn't subject to the whims of politicians and the pork-barrel price gouging of the military-industrial complex, a man with vision and the resources to see it made real.
Re: New Uncrackable Crypto
1) Put plaintext through Google Translate into Klingon.
2) Create "Klingon plaintext" document in Word95 and then add lots of formatting, different fonts and text sizes.
3) Open with Office2013/365
4) "Save as" .docx
5) Rename file type to .doc
Instant double encryption including an obscure proprietary method, unfortunately you'll probably never be able to unscramble it. ;-)
Re: Intriguing device.
Another small step from Sci-Fi to reality, I refer to the body-knitting scene from The Fifth Element.
However the future medical possibilities are interesting - improved healing with less scar tissue, nerve repair, retinal repair, how about bio-mechanical/bio-electronic implants assembled in the lab with no chance of tissue rejection, coupled with nano-tech and stem-cells the myriad uses could do so much for human well-being.
Why don't they use some of the guests from the Jeremy Kyle show - cheap & dense !
Re: Organic Chobham
Is that known as "Chubby-Ham"?
Why do I always read it as
Re: Vintage planes
Probably for the same reasons the RAF isn't flying TSR2's -
politics, stupidity and money troubles.
Err..first car in space?
4 wheels - check
steering - check
seats - check
chassis - check
motor - check
sounds like a general description for a car?
I think the honour of 1st (+ 2nd & 3rd) car in space goes to GM & NASA with the LRV aka the Moon Buggy.
8 is above 5 on a numeric keypad, fat finger syndrome strikes again!
Re: Guess I won't be seeing this then
If you're running Firefox + NoScript, just allow jwpcdn.com and reload the page - works fine for me now.
I do wish The Reg would also put up a link to the video embeds in their stories, as not all browsers (esp. mobile) have the required plug-ins.
Uncle Sam sings Samsung
But will Apple have to pay tax on this? Flipside of the coin, is this a tax deductible amount for Samsung?
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No more Ford product placement...
in those high speed Hollywood action movies, or Zombie apocalypse stories unless the sensors can tell living from living-dead and will let you plough them down.
On serious note - will the parking sensors leave enough gap between parked cars so that you don't box others in?
Re: I'd be happy with ...
LED lamp technology has advanced very rapidly, what you bought a couple of years ago is "old".
The new COB sources have improved thermal management and hence higher lm/w output.
For retro-fit applications try the Megaman GU10's (( http://www.megamanuk.com/products/led-lamps/professional-series/reflector/gu10/ ) for dimming I recommend http://www.varilight.co.uk/products/vpro.html ), and the Crompton GLS style lamps ( http://www.cromptonlamps.com/cat2.asp?cat1=15&cat2=115 ) . For new downlight installations the Ansell Titan has a 7 year registration-free warranty ( http://www.anselluk.com/products/Titan-LED-9W-LED-White/p1045 ) and for around £40+vat will more than pay for itself in 50W lamps that you don't have to replace over its rated life, let alone the 80% reduction in 'leccy used.
Just my tuppence-worth, from personal usage. YMMV.
Re: Once something become possible
http://nuclearweaponarchive.org - nearly all you need to know about basic weapon design and construction, it's fairly easy to make a nuke. Weaponising it takes a bit more effort, harder still to get it to fit the pointy end of a missile. However it is not like you want it to come back and land for reuse once you've lit the blue touch paper.
Making a reusable & reliable rocket/space plane takes mathematics, engineering, physics, chemistry, materials science, electronics, computing etc. AND more political desire than for using these to make bombs.
A lesson from history -
“ All modern aircraft have four dimensions: span, length, height and politics. TSR-2 simply got the first three right. ”
— Sir Sydney Camm
Re: So if the autodestruct doesn't happen.
At that speed impacting water is not much different to concrete, I personally know it hurts at 30mph, so at M1+ all you are likely to get is something like a mosquito hitting your windscreen.
Full disclosure method
Why don't Google, Microsoft and the others use the proper "Government Approved"©®™ method.
i) Put all the information that they have in a PowerPoint presentation for the legal teams/courts.
ii) Burn a passworded zip file to CD/DVD.
iii) Put post-it note with password in with disk, clearly labeled with the contents.
iv) Lose in public area frequented by journalists.
Re: Poisoning the well
I'm not sure that I would want back or trust any of the hardware after the secret police had their mitts on it. Who knows what "little helpers" they might leave you with?
So how much Lead do you need to make a Zeppelin resistant to "Dark Lightning"?
colour me suspicious but..
"A specially equipped nuclear submarine, the USS Jimmy Carter, carries cutting, tapping and interception systems to lie on the sea bed. The submarine has been in active service since 2005" - and how many undersea cables have suffered "anchor" damage at the times she has been in the area?
What's the tog rating?
←the winter one with the hollow fibre filling please.
Zaphod, I think this would be a more appropriate picture for use on El Reg...
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