* Posts by Bunker_Monkey

164 posts • joined 13 Dec 2010

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TalkTalk CuffCuffs 'ScamScam CrimCrims'

Bunker_Monkey

That word again

Wipro....... ummmmmm

Didn't they do work for Aviva sometime ago and were let go for trying to sell Shares to Aviva Employeer?

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Dixons Carphone to shut down 134 shops

Bunker_Monkey

So. How long is the shop banner going to be?

So will these stores get renamed?

"CarphoneWarehouseCurrysPCWorld"

I think Dixons group need to sort this out once and for all. I avoid at all costs already, its lazy and offputting.

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TalkTalk incident management: A timeline

Bunker_Monkey

They should change their trading name.

TalkTalk to HackHack

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Bunker_Monkey

The ability to react professionally

is insignificant next to the ineptability of the CEO

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4K catches fire with OTT streamers, while broadcasters burn

Bunker_Monkey

The BBC have stated in the past that 8K will be the final step in terms of the resolution debate and a limit in Biology. Therefore I'm just going to wait until 8K sets are reasonably priced.

1080p is good enough for me. I'd rather see investment getting more content in HD sorted first, ie getting off the SD broadcasts making HD standard.

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US Treasury: How did ISIS get your trucks? Toyota: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bunker_Monkey

They probably preferred it they

purchased Chevrolet or Ford?

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Wangling my way into the 4K gaming club with a water-cooled whopper

Bunker_Monkey

It has to be said.......

How did it run Crysis?

#facepalm on Project Cars, you should have tried iRacing first!

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Mad Max: High-octane dystopian desert demolition derby

Bunker_Monkey

Barter-town featured anywhere?

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Canned laughter for Canadians selling cans of air at $15 a pop

Bunker_Monkey

Don't delay! Call now! Toll Free! 0 8 0 0 D R U I D I A! Buy One, Get One Free!

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Ballmer's billion-dollar blunders: When he gambled Microsoft's money and lost

Bunker_Monkey

I hope he revives MS Flight Simulator (XI) and gets them back to work on something they were good at!

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Bunker_Monkey

Re: Furniture ?

Ikea beat them to that already?

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Sky bangs on Ofcom's door – demands BT competition probe

Bunker_Monkey

Re: Without supporting Sky in any way...

Probably from the same place that the Government gets them. Overpriced and usually with a complete misunderstanding of IT themselves, hence the usual cock-up.

"Those that cannot 'do anything specific' or 'teach'; Manage IT projects"

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UK.gov spaffed billions into IT projects at 'high risk of failure' last year

Bunker_Monkey

Those that cannot 'teach' or 'do'. Project Manage. I had a senior IT project manager ask me how best to describe a service request to provide access to a new system hosted by a council via Citrix..... Its obvious why these all fail. Especially the NHS unified patient db.

Will someone please think of the children!

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Anakin Skywalker chased by cops, crashes podracer into tree

Bunker_Monkey
Trollface

Funnily enough Jar-Jar was at the wheel. Shot by the Police, then they asked for his licence and registration.....

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Steely wonder? It's blind to 4G and needs armour: Samsung Galaxy S6

Bunker_Monkey

Well well.. I own an S5

No replaceable battery, no SD card slot, no Picoprojector (yes they have existed for some time now).

its a No from me, I hope next years S7 is a lot better...

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Phabba-dabba-do: Samsung hypes up Galaxy S6 and S6 Edge

Bunker_Monkey

RE: Meh

Nothing to see here, nothings gotten better and its still missing a Pico-projector..... No SD Card Slot, No removable battery and camera has only improved a little..

Won't be buying one of these.....

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Planetary data merge shows three Earth-like planets in close star system

Bunker_Monkey
Alien

NOT NEWS!

Anyone who reads Ufology and anything else related... This was known and has now been confirmed!!!!!

I give my full alleigence to the Gliesien empire!!!

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Galaxy S4 radiant, but has black holes

Bunker_Monkey
WTF?

What! all that functionality

AND STILL NO MICO-PROJECTOR??? Fail.....

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Japanese car nuts build racecars powered by shouting 'Brrrm! Brrrrrm!'

Bunker_Monkey
Joke

......>

mmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

(sound of a cat in a formula 1 race car)

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ALIEN DETECTION was SUPPRESSED by the BBC - top boffin

Bunker_Monkey

COVERUP!

That is all!

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Paintballs proposed as defense against ASTEROID ATTACK

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Thumb Up

Would be one hell of a marketing project...

'Weyland-Yultani'

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WHITE WHALE spent 4 years trying to tell us something, then stopped

Bunker_Monkey
Joke

Re: According to the BBC, the whale said...

"wheres me frikkin laser beams"...?

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Valve's Half-Life

Bunker_Monkey
Alien

Classic - yet still no movie!

Maybe cause Hollywood know they cannot do it justice! Thank god!

However 'Digital Paintball Mod 2.1' for HL was an awesome mod and realism still are the benchmark for any MP game.. Counterstrike, and the rest are classics.. Black Mesa made me fall in love with it all over again :)

Bring on HL 3!

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Is lightspeed really a limit?

Bunker_Monkey
Mushroom

Light is.. just light?

photons travel at their natural speed without any extra input.. We can break the sound barrier... beating photons in a race shouldnt be that hard... be interesting to see what happens when you approach the FTL barrier.. does everything get blurry and then blackout?

Just remove the bosons and add energy?

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WoW cities wiped out by 'exploit'

Bunker_Monkey
Joke

HOW MUCH?

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STILL TRUE: Facebook and co to handle taxpayers' ID

Bunker_Monkey
Facepalm

185 people

to redesign a homepage....?someones buddy is cashing in! typical government spending again!

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Apple slip-up slows iOS 6 upgrades

Bunker_Monkey
Stop

Re: 20 hours

'Student' minutes are still better than both! Heres my student lunch break calculation... proven during the late 90's

permitted time x 2 + 5mins = actual length of break to be taken.....

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Governments block YouTube over that video

Bunker_Monkey
Coat

Re: Yes they can

Ermm I thought it was 'Soldier of Fortune'? But another comment reads like GTA: San Andreas..... But then your a gang member!

Mines the one with the molotov cocktail in the pocket

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Apple iPhone 5 hands-on review

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

Was looking forward to...

Starting capacity at 64gb going up to 256gb maybe...

10-13mpx camera with 1080p at the front and 4k on the back...

inbuilt projector and dvb chip...

Not bothered about size/weight... just functionality.....

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Microsoft to open 32 pop-up retail stores for the holidays

Bunker_Monkey
WTF?

M$ Oppressive???

I can install anything I want on my Win 7 PC... Freeware, shareware, paid for software, viruses, p2p torrenting......... any browser I choose........

Apple on the otherhand??????

Or am I wrong?

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Ubisoft: 'Vast majority of PC gamers are PIRATES'

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

They'll have to try harder...

Most games are built around the multiplayer side these days and well, why pay for a game that gonna be hacked in a couple of days anyway.. Why pay £29.99 for an 18+ rated FPS only for a 13yr old to scream and swear at you?

(Disgruntled 35yr old gamer of 20+ years..........)

Give me a decent story and 10+hrs of decent game-play any day....

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British boffin builds cool maser after argument with wife

Bunker_Monkey
Facepalm

Sharks?

Thats all folks!

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Curiosity needs OS upgrade before getting down to science

Bunker_Monkey
Megaphone

Ok so...

When do we get Mars HD channel on Freesat.. cause its possible... that or live broadcasts not possible cause ET dont permit it?

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Boy cuffed after Twitter troll's drown threat to Olympic diver Tom Daley

Bunker_Monkey
Thumb Up

alternative...

Get the little **** out in Olympic Park, put him in stocks and then let all of TeamGB throw rotten tomatoes at him.....

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Hubble finds fifth moon orbiting Pluto

Bunker_Monkey
Alien

Gotta be the first to say it...

Thats no moon.......

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LCD to have killed all* other TV technologies by 2016

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

S. E. D.

Well if Canon/Toshiba had been a bit better prepared.... SED would be ruling about now.........

Damn Texas Judges...

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Mars has more water than thought

Bunker_Monkey
WTF?

Looking forward to Mars branded Evian!

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Two new Jovian moons confirmed

Bunker_Monkey
Alien

Its no moon!

<insert appropriate Star Wars Quotation>

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What's copying your music really worth to you?

Bunker_Monkey
Coat

What about..

Some of us that started to mp3 vinyl so that it could be played back on said devices.....

time must cost something as you cannot just rip it like a CD... (or tapes as well)

(mines the one with a Stanton 500 ALII in the pocket)

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Britain prepares for government by iPad

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

So....

These are going to be non .gsi .xgsi devices then?

total shambollocks and a disaster lurking just around the corner!

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Now on Freeview HD: Olympic arts channel that's tough to watch

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

Freesat?

Didnt see that appear this morning!

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Dark matter hits you once a minute

Bunker_Monkey
Thumb Up

I for one...

Would like to welcome our weakly interacting, overeating overlords..

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Sky joins BBC for Olympics coverage

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

Freesat

Whilst on that subject.. Yes they are encrypted just for the pleasures of those lining Murdoch trousers...

Freesat! come on you have to nag these people all HD channels for ITV and the BBC, should not be just for the satellite elite!

ITV 1 HD recently switched to full DVB-S2 and now its unwatchable on my Grundig.. time for a new box :(

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Behold! Or rather, don't: Bendy see-through DRAM

Bunker_Monkey
Alien

What alien craft..

Did they nick this from??

Cause I cant believe that they just came up with this....

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100 EARTH-LIKE PLANETS orbit stars WITHIN 30 LIGHT-YEARS!

Bunker_Monkey
Alien

Not new news lol

Anyone with a serious interest in Exopolitics..

Already knew this.. NASA experts admitted in 2001 that 54 known species are within visiting distance of Earth...

.....

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Game CEO steps down

Bunker_Monkey
Go

Re: I liked GAME and..

Hopefully resonably priced indendant game retailers?

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Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

Mwahahahahahahah

He should have stepped down sooner... bit late now!!!

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Game files for administration

Bunker_Monkey
Stop

Simples

Reduce number of stores, reduce costs.. reduce prices...

Who needs 2 stores on the same street. Let alone in the same town..

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Seagate strikes trillion bit HAMR blow

Bunker_Monkey
Pint

Damn!

You beat me to it!

Beer for that person

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Top DARPA bomb boffin in explosive move to Google

Bunker_Monkey
Alien

Maybe she left

due to the daily strip search and weigh in at security check in at Dulce?

Or shes going to trademark 'googlebomb'

One wonders.......................................

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