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Planetary data merge shows three Earth-like planets in close star system

Bunker_Monkey
Alien

NOT NEWS!

Anyone who reads Ufology and anything else related... This was known and has now been confirmed!!!!!

I give my full alleigence to the Gliesien empire!!!

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Galaxy S4 radiant, but has black holes

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WTF?

What! all that functionality

AND STILL NO MICO-PROJECTOR??? Fail.....

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Japanese car nuts build racecars powered by shouting 'Brrrm! Brrrrrm!'

Bunker_Monkey
Joke

......>

mmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

(sound of a cat in a formula 1 race car)

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ALIEN DETECTION was SUPPRESSED by the BBC - top boffin

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COVERUP!

That is all!

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Paintballs proposed as defense against ASTEROID ATTACK

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Thumb Up

Would be one hell of a marketing project...

'Weyland-Yultani'

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WHITE WHALE spent 4 years trying to tell us something, then stopped

Bunker_Monkey
Joke

Re: According to the BBC, the whale said...

"wheres me frikkin laser beams"...?

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Valve's Half-Life

Bunker_Monkey
Alien

Classic - yet still no movie!

Maybe cause Hollywood know they cannot do it justice! Thank god!

However 'Digital Paintball Mod 2.1' for HL was an awesome mod and realism still are the benchmark for any MP game.. Counterstrike, and the rest are classics.. Black Mesa made me fall in love with it all over again :)

Bring on HL 3!

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Is lightspeed really a limit?

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Mushroom

Light is.. just light?

photons travel at their natural speed without any extra input.. We can break the sound barrier... beating photons in a race shouldnt be that hard... be interesting to see what happens when you approach the FTL barrier.. does everything get blurry and then blackout?

Just remove the bosons and add energy?

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WoW cities wiped out by 'exploit'

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Joke

HOW MUCH?

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STILL TRUE: Facebook and co to handle taxpayers' ID

Bunker_Monkey
Facepalm

185 people

to redesign a homepage....?someones buddy is cashing in! typical government spending again!

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Apple slip-up slows iOS 6 upgrades

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Stop

Re: 20 hours

'Student' minutes are still better than both! Heres my student lunch break calculation... proven during the late 90's

permitted time x 2 + 5mins = actual length of break to be taken.....

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Governments block YouTube over that video

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Coat

Re: Yes they can

Ermm I thought it was 'Soldier of Fortune'? But another comment reads like GTA: San Andreas..... But then your a gang member!

Mines the one with the molotov cocktail in the pocket

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Apple iPhone 5 hands-on review

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FAIL

Was looking forward to...

Starting capacity at 64gb going up to 256gb maybe...

10-13mpx camera with 1080p at the front and 4k on the back...

inbuilt projector and dvb chip...

Not bothered about size/weight... just functionality.....

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Microsoft to open 32 pop-up retail stores for the holidays

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WTF?

M$ Oppressive???

I can install anything I want on my Win 7 PC... Freeware, shareware, paid for software, viruses, p2p torrenting......... any browser I choose........

Apple on the otherhand??????

Or am I wrong?

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Ubisoft: 'Vast majority of PC gamers are PIRATES'

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FAIL

They'll have to try harder...

Most games are built around the multiplayer side these days and well, why pay for a game that gonna be hacked in a couple of days anyway.. Why pay £29.99 for an 18+ rated FPS only for a 13yr old to scream and swear at you?

(Disgruntled 35yr old gamer of 20+ years..........)

Give me a decent story and 10+hrs of decent game-play any day....

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British boffin builds cool maser after argument with wife

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Facepalm

Sharks?

Thats all folks!

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Curiosity needs OS upgrade before getting down to science

Bunker_Monkey
Megaphone

Ok so...

When do we get Mars HD channel on Freesat.. cause its possible... that or live broadcasts not possible cause ET dont permit it?

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Boy cuffed after Twitter troll's drown threat to Olympic diver Tom Daley

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Thumb Up

alternative...

Get the little **** out in Olympic Park, put him in stocks and then let all of TeamGB throw rotten tomatoes at him.....

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Hubble finds fifth moon orbiting Pluto

Bunker_Monkey
Alien

Gotta be the first to say it...

Thats no moon.......

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LCD to have killed all* other TV technologies by 2016

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

S. E. D.

Well if Canon/Toshiba had been a bit better prepared.... SED would be ruling about now.........

Damn Texas Judges...

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Mars has more water than thought

Bunker_Monkey
WTF?

Looking forward to Mars branded Evian!

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Two new Jovian moons confirmed

Bunker_Monkey
Alien

Its no moon!

<insert appropriate Star Wars Quotation>

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What's copying your music really worth to you?

Bunker_Monkey
Coat

What about..

Some of us that started to mp3 vinyl so that it could be played back on said devices.....

time must cost something as you cannot just rip it like a CD... (or tapes as well)

(mines the one with a Stanton 500 ALII in the pocket)

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Britain prepares for government by iPad

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FAIL

So....

These are going to be non .gsi .xgsi devices then?

total shambollocks and a disaster lurking just around the corner!

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Now on Freeview HD: Olympic arts channel that's tough to watch

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

Freesat?

Didnt see that appear this morning!

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Dark matter hits you once a minute

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Thumb Up

I for one...

Would like to welcome our weakly interacting, overeating overlords..

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Sky joins BBC for Olympics coverage

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FAIL

Freesat

Whilst on that subject.. Yes they are encrypted just for the pleasures of those lining Murdoch trousers...

Freesat! come on you have to nag these people all HD channels for ITV and the BBC, should not be just for the satellite elite!

ITV 1 HD recently switched to full DVB-S2 and now its unwatchable on my Grundig.. time for a new box :(

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Behold! Or rather, don't: Bendy see-through DRAM

Bunker_Monkey
Alien

What alien craft..

Did they nick this from??

Cause I cant believe that they just came up with this....

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100 EARTH-LIKE PLANETS orbit stars WITHIN 30 LIGHT-YEARS!

Bunker_Monkey
Alien

Not new news lol

Anyone with a serious interest in Exopolitics..

Already knew this.. NASA experts admitted in 2001 that 54 known species are within visiting distance of Earth...

.....

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Game CEO steps down

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Go

Re: I liked GAME and..

Hopefully resonably priced indendant game retailers?

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Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

Mwahahahahahahah

He should have stepped down sooner... bit late now!!!

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Game files for administration

Bunker_Monkey
Stop

Simples

Reduce number of stores, reduce costs.. reduce prices...

Who needs 2 stores on the same street. Let alone in the same town..

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Seagate strikes trillion bit HAMR blow

Bunker_Monkey
Pint

Damn!

You beat me to it!

Beer for that person

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Top DARPA bomb boffin in explosive move to Google

Bunker_Monkey
Alien

Maybe she left

due to the daily strip search and weigh in at security check in at Dulce?

Or shes going to trademark 'googlebomb'

One wonders.......................................

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Game turns back on Mass Effect 3

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

GAME OVER

I havent bought a game from game, albeit a PC one... It was 'Nascar 2003' - by Papyrus - not that EA shit... Now deemed a rare game..

Amazon / Ebay cheaper

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US shuts down Canadian gambling site with Verisign's help

Bunker_Monkey
WTF?

So what the hell happens if I post something sue'able on facebook.com

Well? Am I liable to US Law too then????

Help! Looks like we might as well be joining the USA as the 52nd state then??

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Yahoo! threatens! Facebook! with! patent! spanking!

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

They've had years

to sue for patent infringement.... its only now they are looking to float that Yahoo are now sniffing around...

Yahoo! Goodbye!

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Molesworth and the New Latin

Bunker_Monkey
Coat

Liek toally!

ur al leik toally noobs!

pwn'd - leik Teh_pwnerer rulz

I cud udstnad it!

I'll get my jacket, cause this countries english skillz have toally gone down the pan!!!

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Dixons preps movie download service

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

anyone read this and think the same?

"For now, Knowhow prices new releases at £3.99 to rent and £12.99 to buy, while old, back-catalogue titles are priced from £2.99 to rent and from £5.99 to buy. TV shows start at £1.99."

So the overpricing continues and they never learn.. Somehow I wont be taking this up...

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Samsung punts smartphone with built-in projector

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Thumb Up

BOUT TIME!!!!

That is all!

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TalkTalk loses 43,000 customers, chunk o' revenue in Q3

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FAIL

"Falls in customer volume" isnt that the same as??? "customers are leaving us"

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TVCatchup

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FAIL

That is all.

Ipad should have everything.. including a builtin DVB decoder chip/reciever.

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Man vanquishes robot cop in hand-to-hand combat

Bunker_Monkey

ummm

Maybe it was actually Chuck Norris??

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Page won't show his ring to prove Google+ 'engagement'

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

Thats hilarious

I have just deleted mine!

So thats actually 90,000,999 now!

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Fans goad Valve for Half-Life 3 gen

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

Half Life 3?

When in the hell is Black Mesa ever going to see the light of day???

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Golden booty-shakin' bug named after pop diva Beyoncé

Bunker_Monkey
Pirate

Have you ever been bitten by a horsefly?

Proper ouch and they dont take no for an answer either!

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Area 51 to host sci-fi knocking shop

Bunker_Monkey

PMSL

That is all...

Will they have tenctonise as well?

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Ailing HMV sees tech sales' bright spot among dire music biz

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FAIL

D-E-A-D

Went in there yesterday, saw the prices.. walked out again.. Can buy just about everything else, somewhere else and cheaper..

Bring back 5 for £20 on DVD's and you might re-gain a customer!

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Doctor Who girl Amy Pond axed in 'heartbreaking' exit

Bunker_Monkey
Coat

ACE?

ACE - That is all........

Mine the one with an old character that should return in the pocket...

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Cops bust den of text-spam spewers

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Pint

Best News in Ages

I just delete them any way!

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