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147 posts • joined Monday 13th December 2010 11:58 GMT

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Bunker_Monkey
WTF?

What! all that functionality

AND STILL NO MICO-PROJECTOR??? Fail.....

Bunker_Monkey
Joke

......>

mmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

(sound of a cat in a formula 1 race car)

Bunker_Monkey

COVERUP!

That is all!

Bunker_Monkey
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Would be one hell of a marketing project...

'Weyland-Yultani'

Bunker_Monkey
Joke

Re: According to the BBC, the whale said...

"wheres me frikkin laser beams"...?

Bunker_Monkey
Alien

Classic - yet still no movie!

Maybe cause Hollywood know they cannot do it justice! Thank god!

However 'Digital Paintball Mod 2.1' for HL was an awesome mod and realism still are the benchmark for any MP game.. Counterstrike, and the rest are classics.. Black Mesa made me fall in love with it all over again :)

Bring on HL 3!

Bunker_Monkey
Mushroom

Light is.. just light?

photons travel at their natural speed without any extra input.. We can break the sound barrier... beating photons in a race shouldnt be that hard... be interesting to see what happens when you approach the FTL barrier.. does everything get blurry and then blackout?

Just remove the bosons and add energy?

Bunker_Monkey
Joke

HOW MUCH?

Bunker_Monkey
Facepalm

185 people

to redesign a homepage....?someones buddy is cashing in! typical government spending again!

Bunker_Monkey
Stop

Re: 20 hours

'Student' minutes are still better than both! Heres my student lunch break calculation... proven during the late 90's

permitted time x 2 + 5mins = actual length of break to be taken.....

Bunker_Monkey
Coat

Re: Yes they can

Ermm I thought it was 'Soldier of Fortune'? But another comment reads like GTA: San Andreas..... But then your a gang member!

Mines the one with the molotov cocktail in the pocket

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

Was looking forward to...

Starting capacity at 64gb going up to 256gb maybe...

10-13mpx camera with 1080p at the front and 4k on the back...

inbuilt projector and dvb chip...

Not bothered about size/weight... just functionality.....

Bunker_Monkey
WTF?

M$ Oppressive???

I can install anything I want on my Win 7 PC... Freeware, shareware, paid for software, viruses, p2p torrenting......... any browser I choose........

Apple on the otherhand??????

Or am I wrong?

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

They'll have to try harder...

Most games are built around the multiplayer side these days and well, why pay for a game that gonna be hacked in a couple of days anyway.. Why pay £29.99 for an 18+ rated FPS only for a 13yr old to scream and swear at you?

(Disgruntled 35yr old gamer of 20+ years..........)

Give me a decent story and 10+hrs of decent game-play any day....

Bunker_Monkey
Facepalm

Sharks?

Thats all folks!

Bunker_Monkey
Megaphone

Ok so...

When do we get Mars HD channel on Freesat.. cause its possible... that or live broadcasts not possible cause ET dont permit it?

Bunker_Monkey
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alternative...

Get the little **** out in Olympic Park, put him in stocks and then let all of TeamGB throw rotten tomatoes at him.....

Bunker_Monkey
Alien

Gotta be the first to say it...

Thats no moon.......

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

S. E. D.

Well if Canon/Toshiba had been a bit better prepared.... SED would be ruling about now.........

Damn Texas Judges...

Bunker_Monkey
WTF?

Looking forward to Mars branded Evian!

Bunker_Monkey
Alien

Its no moon!

<insert appropriate Star Wars Quotation>

Bunker_Monkey
Coat

What about..

Some of us that started to mp3 vinyl so that it could be played back on said devices.....

time must cost something as you cannot just rip it like a CD... (or tapes as well)

(mines the one with a Stanton 500 ALII in the pocket)

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

So....

These are going to be non .gsi .xgsi devices then?

total shambollocks and a disaster lurking just around the corner!

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

Freesat?

Didnt see that appear this morning!

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I for one...

Would like to welcome our weakly interacting, overeating overlords..

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

Freesat

Whilst on that subject.. Yes they are encrypted just for the pleasures of those lining Murdoch trousers...

Freesat! come on you have to nag these people all HD channels for ITV and the BBC, should not be just for the satellite elite!

ITV 1 HD recently switched to full DVB-S2 and now its unwatchable on my Grundig.. time for a new box :(

Bunker_Monkey
Alien

What alien craft..

Did they nick this from??

Cause I cant believe that they just came up with this....

Bunker_Monkey
Alien

Not new news lol

Anyone with a serious interest in Exopolitics..

Already knew this.. NASA experts admitted in 2001 that 54 known species are within visiting distance of Earth...

.....

Bunker_Monkey
Go

Re: I liked GAME and..

Hopefully resonably priced indendant game retailers?

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

Mwahahahahahahah

He should have stepped down sooner... bit late now!!!

Bunker_Monkey
Stop

Simples

Reduce number of stores, reduce costs.. reduce prices...

Who needs 2 stores on the same street. Let alone in the same town..

Bunker_Monkey
Pint

Damn!

You beat me to it!

Beer for that person

Bunker_Monkey
Alien

Maybe she left

due to the daily strip search and weigh in at security check in at Dulce?

Or shes going to trademark 'googlebomb'

One wonders.......................................

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

GAME OVER

I havent bought a game from game, albeit a PC one... It was 'Nascar 2003' - by Papyrus - not that EA shit... Now deemed a rare game..

Amazon / Ebay cheaper

Bunker_Monkey
WTF?

So what the hell happens if I post something sue'able on facebook.com

Well? Am I liable to US Law too then????

Help! Looks like we might as well be joining the USA as the 52nd state then??

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

They've had years

to sue for patent infringement.... its only now they are looking to float that Yahoo are now sniffing around...

Yahoo! Goodbye!

Bunker_Monkey
Coat

Liek toally!

ur al leik toally noobs!

pwn'd - leik Teh_pwnerer rulz

I cud udstnad it!

I'll get my jacket, cause this countries english skillz have toally gone down the pan!!!

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

anyone read this and think the same?

"For now, Knowhow prices new releases at £3.99 to rent and £12.99 to buy, while old, back-catalogue titles are priced from £2.99 to rent and from £5.99 to buy. TV shows start at £1.99."

So the overpricing continues and they never learn.. Somehow I wont be taking this up...

Bunker_Monkey
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BOUT TIME!!!!

That is all!

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

"Falls in customer volume" isnt that the same as??? "customers are leaving us"

Posted in TVCatchup
Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

That is all.

Ipad should have everything.. including a builtin DVB decoder chip/reciever.

Bunker_Monkey

ummm

Maybe it was actually Chuck Norris??

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

Thats hilarious

I have just deleted mine!

So thats actually 90,000,999 now!

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

Half Life 3?

When in the hell is Black Mesa ever going to see the light of day???

Bunker_Monkey
Pirate

Have you ever been bitten by a horsefly?

Proper ouch and they dont take no for an answer either!

Bunker_Monkey

PMSL

That is all...

Will they have tenctonise as well?

Bunker_Monkey
FAIL

D-E-A-D

Went in there yesterday, saw the prices.. walked out again.. Can buy just about everything else, somewhere else and cheaper..

Bring back 5 for £20 on DVD's and you might re-gain a customer!

Bunker_Monkey
Coat

ACE?

ACE - That is all........

Mine the one with an old character that should return in the pocket...

Bunker_Monkey
Pint

Best News in Ages

I just delete them any way!

Bunker_Monkey
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WOW

Who's gonna be the first galactic plummer then? Where's me wrench??

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