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* Posts by Jdoe1

31 posts • joined 4 Dec 2010

Report: Apple seeking to raise iPhone 6 price by a HUNDRED BUCKS

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Re: Fair dues...

In other words Apple has joined the organic bandwagon.

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It's the games, STUPID: Sony makes 'about $18' on each PlayStation 4

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Call it an iPlaystation 4

And they could have gotten away with making another $200+ on each unit.

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Notebook makers turn to Android in face of Windows woes

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Re: Good news

Microsoft is going after the hardware that will run Android not Android itself. So M$ gets their cut no matter what OS you use.

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Why does our galaxy spiral?

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Holmes

A logical explaination.

Ever see the pattern when shit hits the fan?

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Brand-new black hole found in supernova remnant

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Holmes

Obviously W49B didn't contain enough lithium.

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Boffins use laser to move maglev disk

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Re: Brilliant!

Maybe as laser air hockey game.

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Report blasts NASA for 'lack of consensus' on goals, plans

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Holmes

I can see why.

Obama is such a good morale booster, those at NASA are unsure of their futures.

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Apple granted patent for ebook page-turning

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Holmes

I just saw a TV ad for the NOOK® by BARNES & NOBLE. It was using Apples "patent" Only it was turning the pages like an adult not like a child.

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Teen project sparks WORLD-WIDE PEE-POWERED HYPEGASM!

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Pint

That's all the UK needs now is pee powered pubs.

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Apple puts less of its takings into R&D, hires more sales cultists

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So Apple is going to spend less on research and developing patents. That's good news.

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Premature balloon burst thwarts US paper spaceplane attempt

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Holmes

Elementary, my dear Watson

Somebody miscalculated on how much helium to put in the balloon. And they forgot to poke a hole in the nosecone so that the trapped air could escape.

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State of Minnesota bans free online education

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Re: Must be Republicans running Minnesota!

You got your parties mixed up. The teachers in public labor unions are democrats. And it would be Obama approving this.

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US court lifts ban on Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1

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Holmes

So what

The Galaxy Tab 2 10.1 has been selling In the USA in place of Galaxy Tab 10.1. It has the latest Android version and has an micro sd memory slot.

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Windows 8 to grab iPad market share wrested back from Android

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Thumb Down

Re: windows 7 ?

@pcsupport

A tablet doesn't need the huge driver store for one thing. There's no need for any waste of precious solid state memory. Sorry I'm sticking with Android unless Windows 8 addresses the wasted space used by the OS that has nothing to do portable computing.

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Why is the iPhone so successful? 'Cause people love 'em

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FAIL

Doesn't make sense to rate satisfaction with cheap phones compared to an expensive one.

These results don't mean anything when companies that make many models at different prices and then get their results averaged together. Then compare them to one company that makes one model at one price.

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Apple now most valuable company OF ALL TIME

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Pint

Re: As an Apple fan I'd just like to say.....

And Apple is laughing all the way to the bank. They got your money, but they don't have mine. I'll have the last laugh.

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Google ordered to censor 'torrent', 'megaupload' and more words

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Joke

I didn't know torrent was French word.

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India preps craft for first mission to Mars

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For what purpose

More rare materials leaving this planet.

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NASA seeks cooks for Mars trip simulation

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Alien

Who needs cooks?

NASA should consult Peter Skyllberg of Sweden who survived close to 60 days trapped in a car in freezing temperatures eating nothing but snow. Limited hibernation may be the way to go.

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Germans increase office efficiency with 'cloud ceiling'

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Pint

Don't stop at ceilings

Next there will floors with underwater scenes with tropical fish and sharks chasing those who wander too far from their desks.

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FCC slips dagger into AT&T, T-Mobile merger

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Thumb Down

At&T's idea of creating jobs is putting their name on ex T-mobile's employees paychecks. Of course what will end up happening is redundant jobs cease to exist.

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T-Mobile JavaScript comment stripper breaks websites

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I don't mind.

Stripped data is data I don't have to pay for.

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Better ATM skimming through thermal imaging

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I guess I'll be...

punching all the keys randomly after removing my card from now on. It wouldn't hurt to wipe the keys with an alcohol pad afterward. Evaporating alcohol would cool the keys enough to throw the algorithms for a loop. Wouldn't hurt to use something other than fingers for pressing keys also.

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Apple patent: 'Pour' your data from iPhone to iPad

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Joke

Speaking of patents.

I just put one in for a Tiddlywink game using used microSD cards. Still need to figure a way to automatically keep score when they card land on the screen.

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Space shuttle Endeavour's long journey is over

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Title

I believe it is unused fuel being vented. That stuff is pretty volatile.

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Explosion in iPad factory kills two, injures more

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Gates Halo

Sabotage?

Maybe the Stuxnet virus made its way to China.

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Single-patent lawsuit hits Apple, Google, Amazon, Priceline...

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FAIL

What about suing Al Gore...

..for starting this mess?

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Hacker kills his own Pwn2Own bug for Android phones

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WTF?

WTF

$1337 to one who suggested the WTF icon.

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South African dam sluices 609 elephants per second

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Paris Hilton

Conversion needed please.

How many First Lady asses would that be a second?

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Top secret payload fired into orbit aboard private rocket

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I thought...

...the moon was made of green cheese. They should have sent up old moldy cheese.

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My Droid EXPLODED mid phone call, says Texan

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Doesn't look like the battery was at fault.

I looks more like a tolerance problem between the screen and the case and the heat put out by a big fat boy.

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