* Posts by TwistUrCapBack

68 posts • joined 3 Dec 2010

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Facebook injects CREEPY search engine into mobile app

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F**K OFF FACEBOOK

See above.

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Microsoft's TV product placement horror: CNN mistakes Surface tabs for iPAD STANDS

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Re: Great . .

I always assumed that they were trying to come up with a "catchy" word that people would adopt as a generic term for searching the web ..

As in "I'll just Google it" - they wanted people to start saying "I'll Bing it" ..

They should have chosen a less shit word

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One hard ghoulie: 1985's Ghosts 'n Goblins

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10p muncher

Wow this thing used to munch 10p's !!

Blissfull memories of getting so so wound up by this game but still coming back for more time and again :)

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Inside the EYE of the TORnado: From Navy spooks to Silk Road

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Great article - im looking forward to the TORplug one !

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STONER SHEEP get the MUNCHIES after feasting on £4k worth of cannabis plants

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Bud shop !!

"Budd's shop was just 200 yards from where the drugs were fly-tipped, apparently."

Budd's shop ??

And he had nothing to do with it , noooo !!

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Will.i.am gets CUFFED as he announces his new wristjob, the PULS

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Re: DAF?

or just plain DAFt ?

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Will we ever can the spam monster?

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Re: There is only one way.

I heard somewhere that the spam email writers are now making their mails LESS sophisticated by design..

That way, anyone stupid enough to click on the link- is more likely to be stupid enough to buy product/ give away personal details on the resulting page ..

Sheesh

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Re: There is only one way.

"(at least in the UK, where healthcare is free)"

Healthcare IS NOT free ..

I pay for it out of my tax .

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Anti-Facebook Ello: Here's why we're still in beta. SPAMGASM!

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Re: I am getting sick of hearing about Ello

How is that more detailed ??

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Kali turns Nexus fondleslabs into hacking weapons

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Hurray

Hurray for Kali Linux - and all its awesomeness ..

Would be horrible to use on a tablet though, and I fail to see why anyone would want/need to

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MOST iPhone strokers SPURN iOS 8: iOS 7 'un-updatening' in 5...4...

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Apple == Shite

There - I said it

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Your chance to WIN the WORLD'S ONLY HANDHELD ZX SPECTRUM

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AARRGH

It's not a "Zee x" spectrum ..

It's a "Zed x" spectrum.

Bastard

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Apple's Watch is basically electric perfume

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Re: Not for fitness nuts

you're holding it wrong

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Moto 360: Neat gizmo – if you're a rich nerd

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just me ??

I quite like the idea of being able to read a text by simply looking at my wrist ..

But I`m not going to pay 2 ton for that privilege

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4th Century GOBLET could REVIVE CORPSE of holographic storage

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Re: Help me Obi-wan Kenobi...

You're a̶r̶e̶ our only hope !

FTFY

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Rubbish WPS config sees WiFi router keys popped in seconds

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Re: Dumb question here

"The old lady next door would have to grab my phone when i'm not looking and check its mac to know what to spoof though"

No .. A hacker can use tools to see the mac addresses of all devices already communicating with the router ..

And then he can just spoof one of those

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Re: Dumb question here

-yes the hacker would have to be in wifi range .. ie parked down the road with a pringle tin antenna ect.

-No, I don't need your routers admin password to poison your ARP table and then perform any number of MITM attacks

-I type this :- macchanger --mac=00:11:22:33:44:55 wlan1, and my mac is whatever I want it to be

- broadcast or not, there are tools to see your BSSID

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GCHQ protesters stick it to British spooks ... by drinking urine

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Re: OOPS! Why it could or couldn't

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.897306,-2.122742,3a,64.2y,331.71h,94.95t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sYl5FXBRmKk8L9TO4eN-_ww!2e0

WOW, they have a 3 legged lady working there !!

So THATS why they don't want photos ....

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BBC: We're going to slip CODING into kids' TV

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Re: Oh crap.

"Makka Pakka writing a spreadsheet for his stone collection"

QUALITY !! :)

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Google flushes out users of old browsers by serving up CLUNKY, AGED version of search

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Re: So am I the only guy that actaully likes the old homepage?

"So am I the only guy that actaully likes the old homepage? "

No - you're not .. Read above posts ..

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Boffins attempt to prove the UNIVERSE IS JUST A HOLOGRAM

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Interesting times

Im inclined to believe this will eventually be proved true ...

My personal educated guess is that our universe is similar to the interior of a black hole, with all the information spread out over the event horizon in 2 dimensions ..

Interesting times indeed

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The internet just BROKE under its own weight – we explain how

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Re: Good work, everyone!

Brown nose

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Google on Gmail child abuse trawl: We're NOT looking for other crimes

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Re: slippery slope or lawsuit magnet?

As they are not really looking through our stuff as such, but a robot is scanning it for known traces of bad stuff ..

Isn't this akin to sniffer dogs running over bags at an airport ??

Any illegal stuff detected, bags opened ..

Just a thought ..

And as long as they just use the "child pron dog" and keep the others caged, then im fine with it

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What the FLOCK? Addictive 'Flappy Bird' is back – and it's coming for your family

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The Mrs

I live with a flappy bird ...

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Yorkshire cops fail to grasp principle behind BT Fon Wi-Fi network

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Re: Not wanting to defend plod, but

"But they wont pay for a new front door."

Yes they most certainly will

providing no proof of a crime by yourself was found of course.

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Computing student jailed after failing to hand over crypto keys

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Re: A masters degree in computing?

You mean GENIUS ... Shirley

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Boffins urge European Commission to reboot electric brain project

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The birth of

Webmind

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Cybercrooks breed SELF-CLONING MUTANT that STEALS your BANK DETAILS

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Jeez

Thanks Cybercrooks ..

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Black hole three-way: Supermassive trio are 'rippling' space

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Black holes

Absolutely love 'em

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Android SMS worm punts dodgy downloads... from your MATES

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Dear [NAME], Look the Self-time, http://goo.gl/

Do people really click these links ??

#shakes head#

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Facebook pays $19bn for WhatsApp. Yep. $45 for YOUR phone book

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Re: Communication, Communication, Communication

quote " No such think as an unlimited data phone plan anymore. "

I have a 3 PAYG sim ..

£15 a month gets me 300 mins, 3000 texts, and all you can eat data.

Thank you very much

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Three-yaarrgh! Major UK mobile network's data goes down

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Couldnt read the reg

Couldn't read el reg on the train into work this morn ..

Slightly irritating but normally have a good service from 3 ..

On a PAYG sim at £15 a month, for 300 mins and 3000 texts and All you can eat data.

Cant grumble

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Facebook spies Little Eye, gulps it down: They said we needed mobile

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god damn

I hate Facebook

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UK payday loaners cop MEGA £175K fine for 'misleading' SMS spam

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Stop

wait

why am I just finding out now I can forward my spams to 7726 .. This should be publicised a bit better ..

I wonder if its going to make a blind bit of difference though

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OHM MY GOD! Move over graphene, here comes '100% PERFECT' stanene

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"should allow stanene to conduct electricity perfectly along its edges (blue and red arrows)"

Thanks for that .. I wouldn't have had a clue as to where the edges of the diagram were , if it wasn't for those HUGE red and blue arrows ..

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Japanese boffins unveil INVINCIBLE robot rock, paper, scissors 'bot

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ace

Chuckle - I could watch that all day :)

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UK mulls ban on tiny mobiles to block prison smugglers

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ps2

Playstations are allowed in prisons and mobiles are charged through usb. All ps2s are supposed to have port blockers installed but rarely do. Enforcing this would be the easiest way to curb mobile use as iv yet to see a charger that would go up someones ass

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Virgin Mobile coughs to choking its customers

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Re: Tethering

I have a trusty PAYG 3 sim in my galaxy S2 , pay 15 squid a month and get 300 mins, 3000 texts and UNLIMITED data .. i usually get about 3meg which i happily use to stream sky go all night with my xbox teathered to it ..

Go 3 !!

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WHY would survey-slingers give YOU a free $1,500 Google Glass?

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bah

that £498 phone bill iv just paid was in vein then ??

Iv been waiting for the postman every morning

Couldnt wait to get filled in in mcdonalds ...

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US insurer punts 'bestiality' to wide-eyed kiddies, gasp 'mums'

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Re: Ah, but ...

Are they really MUms? Indeed, are they all capable of being mUms ??

There you go, fixed that for you

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Is world's first space tourist Dennis Tito planning a trip to Mars?

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Re: Definately Possible

could always tie him to a rope and trail him behind said capsule :)

wouldnt be much decomposing going on then

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Astronomers unravel solar system's strange energy 'ribbon'

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astroboffins

best word ever

that is all

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Game off: No end to official China console ban

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FAIL

google it

references everywhere

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Shiny, shiny! The window's behind me...

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Re: Huh, all my screens are matte

why have i just wasted 3 seconds of my life reading the makes and models of all your swag :(

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Mexico to Apple: You WILL NOT use the name 'iPhone' here

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hooray

thats all

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China's Goophone unveils US$99 Android iPad Mini clone

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haha

have a bit of that apple :)

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LONDON iPHONE 5 MADNESS: 'You must be CRAZY to buy Apple'

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WTF?

6 words about apple

yesterdays technology, at tomorrows prices, TODAY !!!!

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Teen net addicts pee in bottles to stay glued to WoW

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Stop

wait

Whats the issue ?? I regularly p!ss into a bottle while im reading elreg ..

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Apple said to threaten legal action over Steve Jobs doll

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that made me spit my brew out lol

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Smut baron buy-up of Vatican.xxx rumour exploded

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aaaaaahahahahaha ..

Underpants Knomes would find a way !!

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