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* Posts by TwistUrCapBack

44 posts • joined 3 Dec 2010

Yorkshire cops fail to grasp principle behind BT Fon Wi-Fi network

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Re: Not wanting to defend plod, but

"But they wont pay for a new front door."

Yes they most certainly will

providing no proof of a crime by yourself was found of course.

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Computing student jailed after failing to hand over crypto keys

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Re: A masters degree in computing?

You mean GENIUS ... Shirley

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Boffins urge European Commission to reboot electric brain project

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The birth of

Webmind

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Cybercrooks breed SELF-CLONING MUTANT that STEALS your BANK DETAILS

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Jeez

Thanks Cybercrooks ..

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Black hole three-way: Supermassive trio are 'rippling' space

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Happy

Black holes

Absolutely love 'em

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Android SMS worm punts dodgy downloads... from your MATES

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Facepalm

Dear [NAME], Look the Self-time, http://goo.gl/

Do people really click these links ??

#shakes head#

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Facebook pays $19bn for WhatsApp. Yep. $45 for YOUR phone book

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Re: Communication, Communication, Communication

quote " No such think as an unlimited data phone plan anymore. "

I have a 3 PAYG sim ..

£15 a month gets me 300 mins, 3000 texts, and all you can eat data.

Thank you very much

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Three-yaarrgh! Major UK mobile network's data goes down

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Couldnt read the reg

Couldn't read el reg on the train into work this morn ..

Slightly irritating but normally have a good service from 3 ..

On a PAYG sim at £15 a month, for 300 mins and 3000 texts and All you can eat data.

Cant grumble

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Facebook spies Little Eye, gulps it down: They said we needed mobile

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god damn

I hate Facebook

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UK payday loaners cop MEGA £175K fine for 'misleading' SMS spam

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Stop

wait

why am I just finding out now I can forward my spams to 7726 .. This should be publicised a bit better ..

I wonder if its going to make a blind bit of difference though

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OHM MY GOD! Move over graphene, here comes '100% PERFECT' stanene

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"should allow stanene to conduct electricity perfectly along its edges (blue and red arrows)"

Thanks for that .. I wouldn't have had a clue as to where the edges of the diagram were , if it wasn't for those HUGE red and blue arrows ..

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Japanese boffins unveil INVINCIBLE robot rock, paper, scissors 'bot

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ace

Chuckle - I could watch that all day :)

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UK mulls ban on tiny mobiles to block prison smugglers

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ps2

Playstations are allowed in prisons and mobiles are charged through usb. All ps2s are supposed to have port blockers installed but rarely do. Enforcing this would be the easiest way to curb mobile use as iv yet to see a charger that would go up someones ass

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Virgin Mobile coughs to choking its customers

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Re: Tethering

I have a trusty PAYG 3 sim in my galaxy S2 , pay 15 squid a month and get 300 mins, 3000 texts and UNLIMITED data .. i usually get about 3meg which i happily use to stream sky go all night with my xbox teathered to it ..

Go 3 !!

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WHY would survey-slingers give YOU a free $1,500 Google Glass?

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Unhappy

bah

that £498 phone bill iv just paid was in vein then ??

Iv been waiting for the postman every morning

Couldnt wait to get filled in in mcdonalds ...

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US insurer punts 'bestiality' to wide-eyed kiddies, gasp 'mums'

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Re: Ah, but ...

Are they really MUms? Indeed, are they all capable of being mUms ??

There you go, fixed that for you

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Is world's first space tourist Dennis Tito planning a trip to Mars?

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Joke

Re: Definately Possible

could always tie him to a rope and trail him behind said capsule :)

wouldnt be much decomposing going on then

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Astronomers unravel solar system's strange energy 'ribbon'

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Happy

astroboffins

best word ever

that is all

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Game off: No end to official China console ban

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FAIL

google it

references everywhere

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Shiny, shiny! The window's behind me...

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Re: Huh, all my screens are matte

why have i just wasted 3 seconds of my life reading the makes and models of all your swag :(

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Mexico to Apple: You WILL NOT use the name 'iPhone' here

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hooray

thats all

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China's Goophone unveils US$99 Android iPad Mini clone

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haha

have a bit of that apple :)

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LONDON iPHONE 5 MADNESS: 'You must be CRAZY to buy Apple'

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WTF?

6 words about apple

yesterdays technology, at tomorrows prices, TODAY !!!!

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Teen net addicts pee in bottles to stay glued to WoW

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Stop

wait

Whats the issue ?? I regularly p!ss into a bottle while im reading elreg ..

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Apple said to threaten legal action over Steve Jobs doll

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that made me spit my brew out lol

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Smut baron buy-up of Vatican.xxx rumour exploded

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aaaaaahahahahaha ..

Underpants Knomes would find a way !!

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Humans, insects set to OBLITERATE frankincense supply

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lolololol

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Facebook's 'Darwinian' nature keeps users safe - Irish gov

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Stop

facebook == t0ss

best way to ensure you private information isnt shared by facebook

=

Dont give facebook your effing private information.

god dam

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Google's Siri-a-like to be named 'Majel' after Trek actress

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will it make ??

Tea - Earl Gray - Hot

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The BBC Micro turns 30

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Happy

; ?

Ahh, you forgot the semicolon at the end of 10, always better with a whole screen full :)

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The top five spam subjects sullying inboxes

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yeah, either that or you havent heard of the actual postcode lottery, that exists , and is winnable ..

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Pickles plans curry colleges to halt Indian immigration

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Happy

more chins ..

than a chinese phone book

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Happy

more chins ??

than a chinese phonebook

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Ghanaian she-devil chews off bloke's 'nad sack

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Stop

iv seen worse

doesnt look ripped off to me ....

looks very bruised but intact ???

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Feds nab granny in moon rock sting

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men in black

need a good slap for picking on grannies

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Anonymous shuts down hidden child abuse hub

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WTF?

oh my god

wtf are you on about ???

BORE OFF..

while im commenting on that crap above ill give a little "woot" to anon for inconveniencing some kiddy fiddlers.

If I had my way i would personally chemically "inconvenience" them all

Good job - may be a bit risky posting members details for all the reasons in above posts, but keep shutting the fcukers down .. :)

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Boffins whip up SELF-WIRING chip

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Terminator

Is it just me ???

That feels a bit uneasy about where this might lead ??

20 years from now the lead researcher (brain) is going to get a visit from a large man who peels back the skin on his arm and explains why he "shouldna dun that" ..

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X-51 hypersonic scramjet test bird ready for second flight

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WTF?

march != mach

where has mach 22 come from ???

here perhaps ?? "second flight pencilled in for 22 March"

date != speed

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Stop

mach what ??

"pencilled in for MARCH 22"

MARCH.

its a date on the calander - not a measure of speed

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Hadron Collider 'could act as telephone for talking to the past'

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Happy

who u gonna call ??

ghostbusters - obviously

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Coat

title

I'm intrigued → #

Posted Wednesday 16th March 2011 19:54 GMT

In Hadron Collider 'could act as telephone for talking to the past'

who do you want to call ??

GHOSTBUSTERS ... who else ?? ...

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Blighty's kids nosedive down global reading, maths rankings

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results of homeschool ??

the most likely result is that your kids grow up finding it more difficult to socialise in a group of their peers . . .

(but they may find it easier to formulate a quadratic equation to work out how many friends they havent got)

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THE TRUTH on the Californian NASA POISON ALIENS

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drum roll ...........

nasa want their collective faces slapping for this utterly dissapointing anticlimax

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