44 posts • joined 3 Dec 2010
Re: Not wanting to defend plod, but
"But they wont pay for a new front door."
Yes they most certainly will
providing no proof of a crime by yourself was found of course.
Re: A masters degree in computing?
You mean GENIUS ... Shirley
The birth of
Thanks Cybercrooks ..
Absolutely love 'em
Dear [NAME], Look the Self-time, http://goo.gl/
Do people really click these links ??
Re: Communication, Communication, Communication
quote " No such think as an unlimited data phone plan anymore. "
I have a 3 PAYG sim ..
£15 a month gets me 300 mins, 3000 texts, and all you can eat data.
Thank you very much
Couldnt read the reg
Couldn't read el reg on the train into work this morn ..
Slightly irritating but normally have a good service from 3 ..
On a PAYG sim at £15 a month, for 300 mins and 3000 texts and All you can eat data.
I hate Facebook
why am I just finding out now I can forward my spams to 7726 .. This should be publicised a bit better ..
I wonder if its going to make a blind bit of difference though
"should allow stanene to conduct electricity perfectly along its edges (blue and red arrows)"
Thanks for that .. I wouldn't have had a clue as to where the edges of the diagram were , if it wasn't for those HUGE red and blue arrows ..
Chuckle - I could watch that all day :)
Playstations are allowed in prisons and mobiles are charged through usb. All ps2s are supposed to have port blockers installed but rarely do. Enforcing this would be the easiest way to curb mobile use as iv yet to see a charger that would go up someones ass
I have a trusty PAYG 3 sim in my galaxy S2 , pay 15 squid a month and get 300 mins, 3000 texts and UNLIMITED data .. i usually get about 3meg which i happily use to stream sky go all night with my xbox teathered to it ..
Go 3 !!
that £498 phone bill iv just paid was in vein then ??
Iv been waiting for the postman every morning
Couldnt wait to get filled in in mcdonalds ...
Re: Ah, but ...
Are they really MUms? Indeed, are they all capable of being mUms ??
There you go, fixed that for you
Re: Definately Possible
could always tie him to a rope and trail him behind said capsule :)
wouldnt be much decomposing going on then
best word ever
that is all
Re: Huh, all my screens are matte
why have i just wasted 3 seconds of my life reading the makes and models of all your swag :(
have a bit of that apple :)
6 words about apple
yesterdays technology, at tomorrows prices, TODAY !!!!
Whats the issue ?? I regularly p!ss into a bottle while im reading elreg ..
that made me spit my brew out lol
Underpants Knomes would find a way !!
facebook == t0ss
best way to ensure you private information isnt shared by facebook
Dont give facebook your effing private information.
will it make ??
Tea - Earl Gray - Hot
Ahh, you forgot the semicolon at the end of 10, always better with a whole screen full :)
yeah, either that or you havent heard of the actual postcode lottery, that exists , and is winnable ..
more chins ..
than a chinese phone book
more chins ??
than a chinese phonebook
iv seen worse
doesnt look ripped off to me ....
looks very bruised but intact ???
men in black
need a good slap for picking on grannies
oh my god
wtf are you on about ???
while im commenting on that crap above ill give a little "woot" to anon for inconveniencing some kiddy fiddlers.
If I had my way i would personally chemically "inconvenience" them all
Good job - may be a bit risky posting members details for all the reasons in above posts, but keep shutting the fcukers down .. :)
Is it just me ???
That feels a bit uneasy about where this might lead ??
20 years from now the lead researcher (brain) is going to get a visit from a large man who peels back the skin on his arm and explains why he "shouldna dun that" ..
march != mach
where has mach 22 come from ???
here perhaps ?? "second flight pencilled in for 22 March"
date != speed
mach what ??
"pencilled in for MARCH 22"
its a date on the calander - not a measure of speed
who u gonna call ??
ghostbusters - obviously
I'm intrigued → #
Posted Wednesday 16th March 2011 19:54 GMT
In Hadron Collider 'could act as telephone for talking to the past'
who do you want to call ??
GHOSTBUSTERS ... who else ?? ...
results of homeschool ??
the most likely result is that your kids grow up finding it more difficult to socialise in a group of their peers . . .
(but they may find it easier to formulate a quadratic equation to work out how many friends they havent got)
drum roll ...........
nasa want their collective faces slapping for this utterly dissapointing anticlimax
- +Analysis Microsoft: We're making ONE TRUE WINDOWS to rule us all
- Climate: 'An excuse for tax hikes', scientists 'don't know what they're talking about'
- Apple: We'll unleash OS X Yosemite beta on the MASSES July 24
- Pics It's Google HQ - the British one: Reg man snaps covert shots INSIDE London offices
- White? Male? You work in tech? Let us guess ... Twitter? We KNEW it!