5 posts • joined Tuesday 30th November 2010 14:33 GMT
Sod it - anyone seen my bendy screen? I swear I left it right on my desk on top of that pile of bendy screens, next to the pile of bendy screens for filing and the other pile of miscellaneous bendy screens I haven't had time to look at yet.
Some of these scientist johnnies obviously never had a proper job in an office in the eighties.
I smell another bubble
Facebook's current advertising "system" is a complete joke which must have been programmed in an afternoon after a lunch of a few JaegerM+RB's and mutual high-fives.
If I write "I think Liam Gallagher is a complete twat" in my status I am bombarded with ads featuring Liam Gallagher. Yes, I am an avid football fan, but only of <ONE> team and I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than buying anything with an Arsechesterpool City Hotspurs badge on it.
If you are in advertising and wasting your money on this crap then you are an idiot. If this is Facebook's current understanding of the way advertising works then what are they going to dream up in the future that's any use?
At least with Google there is a bit of like, er, y'know "context" and stuff.
when it's fixed
I wonder if it'll pick up a £300k theft from the taxpayer in the Leicester vicinity
They're just after our money
Apparently fierce property speculation within the Nebulon Ring Confederation exacerbated by over-hyped complicated financial instruments like collateralized debt obligations and mortgage backed securities (baffling even the best brains of millenia old extra-terrestrial civilisations) has led to a complete meltdown of the galactic financial system.
Banking representatives from the Nebulon Ring are due on Earth this Friday for showdown talks about a bailout of their banking system, which will be made more complicated because senior Nebulon bankers are still expecting their bonuses this year.
Must the middle classes on this planet pay for EVERYTHING??
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