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21 posts • joined Tuesday 30th November 2010 00:52 GMT

The Real Tony Smith
Linux

I'm Sick Of This

I've never seen so many articles and comments about a user interface!!!!!!

If you don't like the standard UI for Windows 8 then just change it! Install KDE, Cinnamon, LXDE, Xfce or one of a dozen others.

If it's the window manager that's a problem then just change it. Kwin, Metacity, Fluxbox. They all have their pros and cons but there must be one you like and get comfortable with.

It's not very bloody difficult!

............... Ummm, you can do this with Windows can't you??????

The Real Tony Smith
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"Tablets are also in used on the ISS, but they are not as useful as here on Earth since, according to NASA, the accelerometers don't work in zero G."

Surely the accelerometers do work in "zero G". They do exactly what they were designed to do.

You Sir....

Are an engineer!

The Real Tony Smith

Re: Come in Major Eadon!- Wait

.>>And whether it's "ls" or "dir" to you!

>

>Both work in Linux duh!

>

>infact any command name will because we have bash aliases ;)

Or csh or sh or whatever command interpreter we want!

The Real Tony Smith
Linux

Re: Will they release a new version?

"Now just imagine Windows XP was free software, or you would at least get the source code with it. You could then hire a programmer to maintain it for you. You wouldn't need to care whether Microsoft still supports it or not. If there's a bug you could just pay someone to backport the bugfix to your version. Or you could even "mix" your own Windows version gradually swapping components so you are still compatible with your old software."

That's a brilliant idea, now what could you call it, something rhyming with 'ix perhaps?

:-)

The Real Tony Smith

I didn't even read the story.......

... the headline was enough!

The Real Tony Smith
Linux

Hang on.......

"The Windows Store introduces a model in which regular updates are a normal part of using software"

I'll just correct that for you......

"The Windows Store copies the Linux model in which regular updates are a normal part of using software"

The Real Tony Smith
WTF?

Re: same old story ...

' Sorry, but sulphur, phosphorus, carbon, "it was probably wet, maybe with water" and "could have" are scientific proof of nothing.

Still no direct, or indirect, evidence of complex hydrocarbons, which could prove the existence of a more complex chemical process, which, in turn, could be circumstantially associated with metabolic processes normally associated here on planet Earth with life.

In other words, nothing new that we didn't already know last week.'

You are quite right, but....

Statements like these make more funding available

The Real Tony Smith
Happy

Re: multiple cursor feature

> One word: BRIEF

Ohhhh, the first REAL editor I used, I loved it.

To this day the only way I can remember how to spell the word 'brief' is to mutter Basic Reconfigurable Interactive Editing Facility under my breath.

The Real Tony Smith

2 MBits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'One user of the ADSL service went public to report that his or her download speeds dropped to 2Mbps:'

2Mbps? Where do I sign up?

DITTO!

People where I live would form pitchfork waving mobs for 2 MBits

The Real Tony Smith

Re: let me just check the fonts are still working on linux

Yes, and don't you just love ncurses :-)

The Real Tony Smith
WTF?

Re: Do you find...

There was a frog left in the living room this morning. Yes my cat is rather strange.

The Real Tony Smith
Unhappy

Real Names

Mine's been taken.

Probably by a certain El Reg journalist!

The Real Tony Smith
Coat

CECIL?

Point of order...

I'm sure it was CESIL (Computer Education In Schools Instructional Language)

It involved filling out coding forms and sending them off to the local authority to be typed in then run overnight on a mainframe.

Most of the time the printout came back with 'Syntax Error at line 10'. Ahhhhhhhhh, those were the days....

I'll get me (very old) coat

The Real Tony Smith
WTF?

Complete Bullshit!

Using Konqueror with the default Browser ID gives......

'We do not have any data for your browser, so we can’t give your browser a score.'

Changing the browser ID to IE4 on Windows 2K gives a blank screen!

The Real Tony Smith
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WOW!

That is sooooo cool

The Real Tony Smith
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As a result both cats had to be upgraded......

PMSL!

The mind boggles

The Real Tony Smith
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ROTFLMAO!

Thanks for livening up a very dull afternoon!

The Real Tony Smith
Joke

Blimey!

What would have happened to the guy who sculpted the Wote Street Willy in Basingstoke then?

http://www.basingstoke.me.uk/lgwillie.html

The Real Tony Smith
Coat

I'm trying to write about swimming pools and you want a title?

Given that there are only 2 measurements defined and the 3rd is ambiguous really destroys this as a unit of volume.

Unless of course you make it at least as deep as 2 elephants, half fill it, then submerge aforesaid elephant in it and measure the water displacement to find the volume of an elephant!

Thus we can use the same descriptor as a measure of either volume or weight depending on the context :-)

OK, I'll get my coat.......

The Real Tony Smith

Kids?

'Excitingly for some British and Russian kids, Kingston University and the Russian Federal Space Agency (Roscosmos) will look at how fluids behave in microgravity......'

It floats, now go outside in the fresh air and play

The Real Tony Smith
Happy

PMSL!

I'm sending you the bill for getting my cocoa and hobnobs out of my keyboard!