Posts by dorsetknob

Apple's Equipment dont go wrong its a user problem

your holding the keyboard wrong

Apple fix will be an upgrade of a 10c elastic band

Motion Picture Association of America will want paying or we sue YOU JOE PUBLIC

Did not the Music Mafia kill this idea years ago with demands for music royalties

Something like Public performance rights royalties

""" Snigger """

Nipple pink and a two piece Bikini style blowgun jubb

I'll get my Hampstead heath Mac and go

Jailbreak time

Time for the hardware hackers to get to work

I Predict that this phone will be jailbroken within the week

this is not a Smart move by Samsung they are going to lose sales by doing this and not just phones

Its not the pieces of junk big enough to attach a de orbiting booster that they need to worry about its the Tiny stuff whizzing around at orbital speed

the orbiting shards of previous collisions the nuts and bolts and similar sized objects that are the collision risk to existing satellites / spacecraft and future ones

""BIG FAIL""

GOBSHITE from a would be Darwinist who is SO two faced.

Yup from the man that had a pacemaker fitted to extend his life

If he truly believed his line of crap he should not had a pacemaker fitted and then let Nature / fate take its inevitable course of action.

I'm currently researching the Element Unobtainum but am having difficulty getting research funds.

Unobtainum when used in AMD Processors would when used as a quad gate manufacturing process would result in CPU's that can run at 15Ghz+ at room temp and would output (not consume ) about 70w

Just enough for a raspberry pi to be self powered

NSA NEEDS YOUR DATA UPLOAD YOUR FULL 25 Gig

"" You know Microslut will keep it safe and secure from prying spies""

Microsoft announce Skydrive is to be renamed NSA Drive

This is a hare brained idea probably driven by Obama one shaftyourass as a cost saving exercise on behalf of NSA

Store your Data in the cloud so the NSA can save money by not having to physically raid your location to seize your spinning rust storage. while allowing Microsoft to rape your bank account for storage costs

Just look at the commercial success of google netbooks ( FAIL )

Cloud Storage and OS will never be popular BECAUSE OF SECURITY ISSUES

re 'There is no scientific consensus' on sea-level rise, say scientists

So Sea levels are not Rising

Then the explanation must be the land is sinking due to the Pull of gravity

"" Only in The land of the they think they are free and the I'M Brave behind my Drone""

Guy is Probably looking for an out of court settlement of free porn

4th Reich finance minister Wolfgang Schäuble Should also now call for harmonizing of corporate tax across all of the 4th Reich (Fatherland + Lebensraum ).

Regional provinces such as Ireland must raise corporate tax to the same level as the Fatherland because such low regional rates resulted in unfair competition for the Fatherland

""wonder if the Court decision is available to buy from the Apple Book Store""

Amazon are giving away copies for free

I wonder in which TAX JURISDICTION / COUNTRY will Apple try to write off the legal fees and costs this STUPID CASE caused

Service Engineer to Customer

"" I'm Sorry Sir Your Battery Warranty is Invalid / Void . You live in a Termite infested area"""

Company's like Apple should be Made to pay the FULL TAX in the country where the profit was made. (BEFORE THEY MOVE IT OFF SHORE)

Then if the company chooses to move profit to another country the country it moves the profit to has the choice to tax the incoming transferred profit

Remember the pre........ Dial Phones (pre 1967 ish )

Insert 4 Pennies (pre decimal currency 4d ) then press button A to connect to the operator who would ask for the number to call and then connect you

after the call press button B to collect unused credit

wonder how our young sprogs would cope with that ????

Pork bullets Yeh

that and the Pork Sword / bayonet that all troops are issued with !

Send in the GAY GORDEN HIGHLAND TROOPS with their Kilts Blowing in the Breeze

Better Still Hire the Greek Army as Mercenaries they also wear skirts and will pork sword Man and beast

Next inline for a Fine

Next inline Must be the Gay porn chatline channels

Their subject material is Bollocks

and the Pink Pound / Dollar is highly Disposable income

Word from the Tor Network is

That the North Koreans are genetically cross breeding carrier pigeons with Parrots

re Fixed Contracts

Fixed Contracts are like Company's Nailing your Bollocks to a Scaffold Plank

You Cannot Move Yourself without Massive amounts of pain yet the Company can pick you up on the Scaffold Plank (contract ) and move you to where they want

AND you still feel the pain.

The Brand Don't Matter

What matters is .......if its at least !00 Proof and that you can set fire to it ! ( 54% by volume to the rest of the world ).

That way if the ugly fuggly your dating wont put out you can Flambe her

Dear Kim it is with regret that you won on this point

How ever in the True Spite of American Justice we fully intend to comply with all Court Ruling

" Please be Aware that your Evidence will be Available for and only by Personal Collection from our Legal Department of Justice c.o

Guantanamo Bay Naval Base, Cuba."

Hope this pleases you and we hope your visit soon to Pick up your Paperwork and Property

Yours Sincerely

Commandant McRestu on the behalf of D O J Guantanamo Bay Naval Base, Cuba.

Patent and trademark this Brand

"" IPOT""

That will upset the competition and bring on the Lawsuits (as they say any publicity is Publicity)

My Father is a Diabetic, Blind in one eye with reduced vision he also has just had a lower limb amputation

He is 84 years of age

some of the meds he is Taking cause constipation and other side effects

he takes medicinal laxatives to help manage this

He Has Very much reduced Mobility

He NEEDS Assistance to use a Toilet/commode

He also suffers from Seizures managed by medication including warfren

this Phone and service would be of great use to him (and myself as his Carer).

As i Cannot be there 24/7 ( I Have to do shopping collect medication liaise with hospital and other medical services and other chores which take me out of the House + all the things i need to do for myself), the ability for him to connect to myself or other family members to give him help when he needs it at the press of one button and the assistance of an operator to dial the appropriate person be that

myself

another family member

the local Doctor's surgery

the District community nurseing service

Emergency Services

So yes i applied to Participate in the Beta Program

With an ever increasing AGEING Population this Sort of Service WILL BECOME MORE MAINSTREAM

Wish Simon good luck with his new Venture Hope its Successful and that i and my father get to become part of the Beta Test Program