Re: Cameron reminds me of an ancient Danish King
please transpose the second and third letters so its spelt Correctly
Paris because we are talking cnuts here
130 posts • joined 26 May 2013
please transpose the second and third letters so its spelt Correctly
Paris because we are talking cnuts here
Its a fiendish Russian Plot to screw the NSA fund raising efforts now the NSA will have to release a new crypto virus to maintain their cashflow
I'll get my coat as the Cold war just got colder
Star Trek For the Windows 10 Generation
Next Generation was the first reboot, Deep Space Nine the second, Voyager the third, and Enterprise the fourth, making this the fifth. If we wanted to get really nerdy we could include The Animated Series as another reboot and also consider the recent movies another reboot, making the new show a re-re-re-re-re-re-reboot.
Just like a Bad windows 10 install
There is your tech Angle oh and incoming Black Ops Shuttle
You Get what you pay for except there is this unwritten rule that your also suppling the NSA /other 3l Acronam's
with their bandwidth to Snoop on you
seriously You Don't think they pay for the Bandwidth they Slurp Jesus if you do your IQ is lower than your Shoe Size
Icon = Incoming wetwork squad in Chinook
Meanwhile Back in wilkifantsyland the cash begging pop up starts to spew
We need your Support give us $ 10 ( inflation you know ) and we will fight this on your behalf
I'll just get some spare change out of my coat pocket ( like hell i'm doing a runner )
NASA wont pay the fine going from past experience
Re the Space junk that landed in Australia a few years ago they were Finned and billed for that by the local Australian Authority's
Never paid Eventually it was paid by a private individual not connected to NASA
Skylab reentered Earth's atmosphere and disintegrated in 1979, with debris striking portions of Western Australia
and The station did not burn up as fast as NASA expected, however. Due to a 4% calculation error, debris landed southeast of Perth, Western Australia,:371 and was found between Esperance and Rawlinna, from 31° to 34°S and 122° to 126°E, about 130–150 km radius around Balladonia. Residents and an airline pilot saw dozens of colorful fireworks-like flares as large pieces broke up in the atmosphere. The Shire of Esperance facetiously fined NASA A$400 for littering, a fine which remained unpaid for 30 years. The fine was paid in April 2009, when radio show host Scott Barley of Highway Radio raised the funds from his morning show listeners and paid the fine on behalf of NASA.
Apparently in those whiskey swilling parts they call the Alcohol that evaporates during maturing "" the Angels Share ""
the Sky Fairy's are now Confirmed as Piss heads
makes me think of Norman Greenbaum
He is still safer where he is those wet work teams have a easier job if he is not in Russia
America Still have him on the Secret laundry list for wetwork
Here is my coat for Dry Cleaning no wetwork cleaning needed here
Your either too young or too stupid not to remember decimilasion In Britain when Prices WERE ALWAYS ROUNDED UP NEVER DOWN..................... Not a Good move for the Consumer
Your only excuse Might be is that your not British
Damm i know there is a one pence in this pocket somewhere
Clearly from the shallow end of the gene pool
Perfect Material for either the Senate of Congress
He has just proved he has the credentials to be a Candidate ( stuip untrustworthy crooked )
He will Feel at home on Capital Hill
Black copters because if you Critise the man that's what he sends
Users who don't want to have their data slurped by either Verizon or AOL can opt out of the advertising networks by setting preferences in the Verizon privacy choices or AOL AdChoices pages.
Like they will accept that
If Your Choice (Privacy ) is at odds with their Business Plan then they will ignore your Choice
Mantra is and will be We got to Sell WE WILL SELL ( your information) All your Information is Ours By Right WE OWN YOU
YOU WILL NOT USE ADD BLOCKERS THEY ARE UN AMERICAN AND A TERRORIST WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION
Icon is Gunships inbound (Advert Buy the New Gunship it fires Green Ammo )
Get a Beard Transplant
Ain't that a reference to Lesbians swapping non sexual Male friends for Public show before they come out of the Closet
Yeh mines the mac with a petrol soaked copy of the pink times in the pocket now where is my FAG lighter
"" The whole schtick is "liquid" water, not frozen. Frozen water can be found anywhere. ""
even on the surface of our twin VENUS "YEH SURE "
ICON FOR HOW HOT VENUS IS
There is no E in whisky as Mdma is a controlled substance and if thats your type of tipple best go for Mescaline mescal
mine's a pint of what ever your buying
"To date, the intelligence services have been unable to crack this message's code because they were missing the code word, the code book and the encryption method used. After successfully deciphering the method used I have developed a piece of software that I believe is one of the most secure in the world, because I have adapted the British code to the data security required today by new technologies," Sánchez claimed.
roll in the legal vultures
Guy has just admitted to breaching the official secrets act + copyright infringment
black helicopters inbound
Any of the so called 3000 cheats who paid £3 for the chance of a Vote Get their Money back after being refused the Use of the right to vote
No vote then they are entitled to a refund
With regards to our funding problem due to Budget shortfalls we are forced to enquire
Is your Reliant Space Shuttle available for hire and yes we will employ Jeremy Clarkson as the Pilot
So Sorry to Piss on your post
a 50g tin of Golden Virginia
Prior ART Says A 2oz tin of Golden Virginia (it existed prior to metrication)
Paris because i'm being a furry/shaved hole between her thighs
the wake will be held in the Restaurant at the end of the Universe
Eulogy will be given by Marvin the Paranoid Android ( No I Phones Allowed )
Attendance by Invitation Only
Paris because she was so Trillian
Technically HE CAN F**K off I AM NOT PAYING ANY OF MY MONEY TO BAIL OUT THE PIGS AT THE TROUGH
what a twat bet he been sniffing his customers sweaty shoe's
why the suprise ?
everyone knows france is awash with Oil
"thet dont say those oily frenchmen"for nothing
""particularly on the chaotic California roads, where drivers seem to think stopping distances are a quaint suggestion""
California Driver stopping Distance = Distance from point of impact to eventual resting point
They neglect to state what the economic effect on the rest of Europe would be following a British exit
Maybe our economic performance will still exceed that of Europe
Conveniently they ignore that after we leave they lose our financial Contribution (we pay in way more than we get out)
Who steps up to cover that shortfall
will it be Greece Ireland Spain and the other Net Takers ( The so called Pigs at the Trough)
or will they collapse as well and also leave or be kicked out
Then there is the Accession Countries that want in ( all will probably be negitive financial Contributes)
Turkey is one the Ukraine another
There are Homes for Sale in Royston Vasey i am sure the locals will welcome lizzy there
if memory serves me correctly was not Zaphod Beeblebrox Shagging Trillian
its a paris moment
Re: The TAX Domino Theory
What about roamers that buy a local SIM ?
The SIM is not linked to the IME Number
Simple they link this new data base to Passport control
Phone then valid for time of visit (+ Government can track those Aliens by Phone)
overstay your visit
Phone Blocked / Bricked
Slipping into country as an illegal immigrant with phone
Database says no Valid IME phone Blocked / Bricked
Governments love linked Database's it gives them extra snoop capability
As Part of the Government legislation Manufacture has to make the IME Number of Legal imported Phones available to Government for it not to Be Bricked
Non Registered IME Numbers Government orders the Telco's to Block / brick as non legal
economic tourism to get Phones outside your borders will stop if they cannot use them at home because the government / teleco's Brick non legally imported phones by IME Number.
If the Phone Manufacture wants to trade in Country X Pay fair tax inc Corporate Tax in country X
Governments CAN BRICK GREY IMPORT PHONES if they chose so Electronically
That would Kill the gray Market
As long as they tell there Buying public /citizens why they are bricking grey Phone imports Problem solved
If that Phone Device company wants a share of the Market PAY THE TAX'es REQUIRED
You CAN BE SURE IF GREY IMPORTS EAT INTO THE OFFICIAL MARKET THAT Phone Device company WILL LOBBY FOR GREY IMPORT BANS
Hello Brennan how are the pak these days
No doubt you think i'm taking the Phssthpok
A Definite case of premature ejaculating comments here
" The spacecraft is still more than 60 million miles away from the dwarf planet"
NOT GOT THERE YET
"The US has been the first to flyby every planet of the Solar System "
You got to go past it before you can claim to have a fly by
Some Fly by
John Grunsfeld Your Wife must be Pissed off if your this prematurely ejaculating comments in the Bedroom as well
Paris because Probably she has seen so much prematurely ejaculating com..............
Facebook's Brussels lobbyist Richard Allan took to the pages of the Pink 'Un
Now would that be the Financial Times or the Other Pink Paper
You Know the one that's a cottaging industry newspaper
Yes its a Dirty Mac for ME
Scosche got a US Patent on that and would not license it to Apple
so Apple is going to go with
Your Holding it wrong its not a problem
In George Orwell's Animal Farm "" There was "NO TAX ON BACON"
Hows this for a Reason
I Own a Iwatch i'm a masochist MUG ME HARD
Dear Michael Dell
Here is a Sales lead for your Sales Team
No Commission Required
Ceres Home worldlet of
kudos and kang
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
"" News Just in ""
The USA has just declared Disney world a Sovereign State within the USA
For Diplomatic Reasons all Disney worlds World wide are now US Sovereign territory
US LAW now Applies in Disney world
Passports Control and Visa restrictions Apply
Mickey Mouse Green Cards are available for Current Non US Citizens who work there
Disney Dollars are now Legal Tender at 1 to 1 parity
In a thread Littered with Norse mythological references
there is no reference to TROLLS (shit i Mentioned them )
I'll get my coat its at the back of the Cave
If cr APPLE was Truly interested in Being Green and a Eco Company then WHY DO THEY NOT 100% recycled packaging MATERIAL.
Could it be that its more Expensive and CUTS INTO THEIR PROFIT MARGIN
"" Brit-born Lynton was sharing breakfast with Bella Pollen""
Now was that Breakfast in Bed ?
Paris because she like's to eat Breakfast in Bed
They do say that to Get on in politics you have to get into bed with politicians ( or their wives )
Green Apples are only going to give you Gut rot
Apple Green Don't TAKE THE PISS
when Apples new Equipment is not made to be repaired and is designed to be very expensive land fill in 5 to 10 years yeh that's Green Eco Policy at work
Fan boys man the black copters Target in sight
It's hard to see why people invent this stuff, when more useful devices are already mass-produced in China.
They """ Invent it and patent it in the USA """
So that they can go to East Texas and Sue every one else
Prior Art and patent be Dammmed This is the USA all your Shit belongs to US............A
It don't matter if they are Labour conservative or lying democrappers
they will ALL PROMISE YOU THE EARTH before an election
AS They Say "" TRUST ME I'M A LYING BULLSHITTING POLITICAN ""
dont worry the NSA are Tapeing them DAT is the problem
Paris because she like to tape thing (Maybe Hilly does as well)
Hang on here's a film script idea
Hillery Does Washington Staring Paris
Microsuck is Caught between a Federal Prison warder and Bubba the gay convict
either way they are going to take it up the corporate Ass
If the Feds win they stand to lose all overseas sales and Business ($MONEY$)
No one in the sane rest of the world will want ANY Microsuck product because there will be NO Information security ever again.
That document on your windows pc Created with American Software "Now the precedent has been set " ( is or will be ) Subject to American law and Control After all it was created with American Software
If they "microsuck" win then still the rest of the world will still wonder if they can be trusted (Back Door Deals)
either way Sales of KY Jelly are soaring in Redmond because they know bubba and the feds are Queuing up and at the Back of the queue is the EURO DYKES with their razor studded Dido's
Not a great loss to the viewing public Its a french TV station
Paris cos i'd Sooner watch her Broadcasts
Lensman Frankie went to Hollywood and made Golden Lensman of those below him
Paris because she is a fan of ...............
Good old Petrol mower attached to a chain and staked in the middle of the lawn
It goes Round and round on its own
got to be a V8 engine mower for that tough USA grasswhat with all those hidden illegal Mexican illegals
Beer because ya got time if its mowing by its'self
"" If the customer (since that's what we are nowadays) ""
Let me Correct your error
"" If the Product (since that's what we are nowadays) .
Next thing you know
when you log on your be issued a Parcel force / UPS tracking number
Worshipers of the sky fairy will tell you Its a Sin to Spill / Waste the SEED of Man
Roll on 2000 yrs and that translates to " No Masturbation"
Paris because she knows what to do with it