47 posts • joined Sunday 26th May 2013 19:46 GMT
Will Apple be Hiring Will Smith as a Corporate Adviser for this
I Robot ( in case your to stupid to understand the sarcasm)
Re: This can't end well
I would Sign on as Captain Black as long as Captain scarlett ( johansson ) was my co pilot.
Darpa the undisclosed truth
DARPA is that an dyslectic misspelled anagram for NSA
and the non disclosure agreement that you sigh up to before you can participate
Motion Picture Association of America will want paying or we sue YOU JOE PUBLIC
Did not the Music Mafia kill this idea years ago with demands for music royalties
Something like Public performance rights royalties
""" Snigger """
Nipple pink and a two piece Bikini style blowgun jubb
I'll get my Hampstead heath Mac and go
Time for the hardware hackers to get to work
I Predict that this phone will be jailbroken within the week
this is not a Smart move by Samsung they are going to lose sales by doing this and not just phones
64 bit chip
My Android phone/tablet has a intel 64bit chip
Nothing new about apple introducing 64 bit chips to phones here
Its not the pieces of junk big enough to attach a de orbiting booster that they need to worry about its the Tiny stuff whizzing around at orbital speed
the orbiting shards of previous collisions the nuts and bolts and similar sized objects that are the collision risk to existing satellites / spacecraft and future ones
GOBSHITE from a would be Darwinist who is SO two faced.
Yup from the man that had a pacemaker fitted to extend his life
If he truly believed his line of crap he should not had a pacemaker fitted and then let Nature / fate take its inevitable course of action.
Re: So if the autodestruct doesn't happen.
So if the autodestruct doesn't happen.
What is a mach 8 rocket going to do to the sea.
1. Enter like a diver and do little else?
2. Make a big ripple?
what it will do is create a very large radioactive cloud
Whoops who forgot to remove the live nuke war head
I'm currently researching the Element Unobtainum but am having difficulty getting research funds.
Unobtainum when used in AMD Processors would when used as a quad gate manufacturing process would result in CPU's that can run at 15Ghz+ at room temp and would output (not consume ) about 70w
Just enough for a raspberry pi to be self powered
NSA NEEDS YOUR DATA UPLOAD YOUR FULL 25 Gig
"" You know Microslut will keep it safe and secure from prying spies""
Yeh Exploding petrol (gasoline for US readers) Stations
And with conventional petrol (gasoline for US readers) powering the engine, CEO Peter Coker says users could drop into an ordinary service station for a top-up.""
expect this to happen BIG BANG
You can always smell a Petrol station because of the (explosive ) fumes in the air and are you willing to land a jet Pack in your petrol station with its very hot naked flame exhaust belching inches away from your Darwin sacks.
Buy a Jet pack and immediately Qualify for a Darwin Award First Class
"" QUOTE "" Free Wi-Fi is spreading rapidly in the UK even if some users are billed for it. ""UNQUOTE ""
Then its NOT FREE
every time i hear the word Apple
"" I think of the wicked witch/stepmother in Sleeping beauty and that poisoned Apple """
"""" And Anna Chapman ."""
friends with benefits Eh!!
I'm feeling a little suicidal this morning can you provide links to the American remake of Red Dwarf
Re: Illegal in the UK
Fu**ing Firefox ver 23 crashed while i was replying
cant be bothered typing my response again (was over 200 words )
URBAN MYTH no its not not unless i grown a pair of fairy wings as kids in the late 60s we kids played under pylons with flouresent tubes that glowed in the dark
try it yourself wave a flouresent tube through the air under a national grid power pylon and it will GLOW LIKE A JEDI SWORD
Re: Illegal in the UK
Its No urban myth Not unless i got a set of fairy wings on my back.
as a child back in the late 60s we used to visit relatives who lived adjacent to the national grid pylon network
we played with our cousins on the heath that these pylons crossed
my uncle's house had the power lines Cross directly overhead in the kitchen they had a twin 5ft florescent kitchen light fitted day or night it was always glowing even when switched off turn it on and it shone at full strength turn it off and the light dropped down to a just turned on threshold ( ie powered by the home owners mains = 1200 lumen turned of and powered by field effect or RF magnetic field = 200 lumen)
as kids we did not really notice this until my cousins said that's nothing watch this he then held up an old unbroken florescent tube by one end as by magic it glowed no wires just like a JEDI Sword
I Nearly Sh*t myself thinking power was going to jump from the pylon to the florescent tube like Lightning and electrocute my cousin.
when this did not happen like all kids we also had to have a go ( 8 yrs old and this was like REAL MAGIC ).
The insurance industry AND LEGAL PROFESSION must look forward to this
Its a pure profit scam for them
charge extortionate premiums each year
Never pay out if claimed against because you were hacked
that unreported vulnerability that allowed your system to be hacked breaches our terms of policy
Please refer this matter to your system provider you need to SUE / claim against them for providing unsecure Software
And when your insurance company refuse to pay because your system was hacked because of an unreported exploit
"" I'm Sorry Your Policy cannot pay out as you failed to take reasonable precautions ""
"" we will have to raise your premiums Again ""
THIS HAS THE MAKINGS OF INSURANCE EXPLOITATION
pay your EXTORTED premium and they can / will always refuse to pay out claims saying its your fault you were negligent
Re: Don't tell the RIAA!
Its an American Mafia organization they believe they have the right to sue you even if your Satan and live in hell
or God in Heaven
Somewhere in America every song and Hymn in the bible is copy right protected
wait till they start sueing all those churches worldwide for copyright infringment
Re: A high-speed connection ?
"" ITS FIREWIRE""
Re: Damn horses
if you see a Mcdonalds on the hoof taking a Dump then photograph the event
make sure to contact your Local council so they can take action under the usual ANTI LITTER BY-LAWS
if they can fine a smoker for dropping a butt or a child for dropping a sweet wrapper then they can fine the rider for letting his Burger take a dump in Public and (maybe prosecute for indecent exposure as well)
Microsoft announce Skydrive is to be renamed NSA Drive
This is a hare brained idea probably driven by Obama one shaftyourass as a cost saving exercise on behalf of NSA
Store your Data in the cloud so the NSA can save money by not having to physically raid your location to seize your spinning rust storage. while allowing Microsoft to rape your bank account for storage costs
Just look at the commercial success of google netbooks ( FAIL )
Cloud Storage and OS will never be popular BECAUSE OF SECURITY ISSUES
re 'There is no scientific consensus' on sea-level rise, say scientists
So Sea levels are not Rising
Then the explanation must be the land is sinking due to the Pull of gravity
"" Only in The land of the they think they are free and the I'M Brave behind my Drone""
Guy is Probably looking for an out of court settlement of free porn
4th Reich finance minister Wolfgang Schäuble Should also now call for harmonizing of corporate tax across all of the 4th Reich (Fatherland + Lebensraum ).
Regional provinces such as Ireland must raise corporate tax to the same level as the Fatherland because such low regional rates resulted in unfair competition for the Fatherland
I wonder in which TAX JURISDICTION / COUNTRY will Apple try to write off the legal fees and costs this STUPID CASE caused
Service Engineer to Customer
"" I'm Sorry Sir Your Battery Warranty is Invalid / Void . You live in a Termite infested area"""
"" Hilton said FAST may offer compensation if an employer acts illegally when a protected disclosure is coughed. "If you think that software piracy is taking place in your office, then get in touch.""
Yeh and Baby's grow under Rhubarb tree's
Private Parking fines are only enforceable in the civil court.
Anyone attempting to enforce collection of these civil penalty's i believe is guilty of the Criminal offense of Extortion and demanding of money with menace .( Especially if they remove your car and demand money to return it)
If You Park on Private property your committing the civil offense of trespass so Demanding payment to return your car is the Criminal offense of Extortion and demanding of money with menace
Lets See the Government legislate and prosecute these EXTORTIONIST CRIMINALS
Company's like Apple should be Made to pay the FULL TAX in the country where the profit was made. (BEFORE THEY MOVE IT OFF SHORE)
Then if the company chooses to move profit to another country the country it moves the profit to has the choice to tax the incoming transferred profit
Remember the pre........ Dial Phones (pre 1967 ish )
Insert 4 Pennies (pre decimal currency 4d ) then press button A to connect to the operator who would ask for the number to call and then connect you
after the call press button B to collect unused credit
wonder how our young sprogs would cope with that ????
Pork bullets Yeh
that and the Pork Sword / bayonet that all troops are issued with !
Send in the GAY GORDEN HIGHLAND TROOPS with their Kilts Blowing in the Breeze
Better Still Hire the Greek Army as Mercenaries they also wear skirts and will pork sword Man and beast
Next inline for a Fine
Next inline Must be the Gay porn chatline channels
Their subject material is Bollocks
and the Pink Pound / Dollar is highly Disposable income
Word from the Tor Network is
That the North Koreans are genetically cross breeding carrier pigeons with Parrots
re Fixed Contracts
Fixed Contracts are like Company's Nailing your Bollocks to a Scaffold Plank
You Cannot Move Yourself without Massive amounts of pain yet the Company can pick you up on the Scaffold Plank (contract ) and move you to where they want
AND you still feel the pain.
The Brand Don't Matter
What matters is .......if its at least !00 Proof and that you can set fire to it ! ( 54% by volume to the rest of the world ).
That way if the ugly fuggly your dating wont put out you can Flambe her
Dear Kim it is with regret that you won on this point
How ever in the True Spite of American Justice we fully intend to comply with all Court Ruling
" Please be Aware that your Evidence will be Available for and only by Personal Collection from our Legal Department of Justice c.o
Guantanamo Bay Naval Base, Cuba."
Hope this pleases you and we hope your visit soon to Pick up your Paperwork and Property
Commandant McRestu on the behalf of D O J Guantanamo Bay Naval Base, Cuba.
Patent and trademark this Brand
That will upset the competition and bring on the Lawsuits (as they say any publicity is Publicity)
My Father is a Diabetic, Blind in one eye with reduced vision he also has just had a lower limb amputation
He is 84 years of age
some of the meds he is Taking cause constipation and other side effects
he takes medicinal laxatives to help manage this
He Has Very much reduced Mobility
He NEEDS Assistance to use a Toilet/commode
He also suffers from Seizures managed by medication including warfren
this Phone and service would be of great use to him (and myself as his Carer).
As i Cannot be there 24/7 ( I Have to do shopping collect medication liaise with hospital and other medical services and other chores which take me out of the House + all the things i need to do for myself), the ability for him to connect to myself or other family members to give him help when he needs it at the press of one button and the assistance of an operator to dial the appropriate person be that
another family member
the local Doctor's surgery
the District community nurseing service
So yes i applied to Participate in the Beta Program
With an ever increasing AGEING Population this Sort of Service WILL BECOME MORE MAINSTREAM
Wish Simon good luck with his new Venture Hope its Successful and that i and my father get to become part of the Beta Test Program
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