And this is news ?
why the suprise ?
everyone knows france is awash with Oil
"thet dont say those oily frenchmen"for nothing
110 posts • joined 26 May 2013
why the suprise ?
everyone knows france is awash with Oil
"thet dont say those oily frenchmen"for nothing
""particularly on the chaotic California roads, where drivers seem to think stopping distances are a quaint suggestion""
California Driver stopping Distance = Distance from point of impact to eventual resting point
They neglect to state what the economic effect on the rest of Europe would be following a British exit
Maybe our economic performance will still exceed that of Europe
Conveniently they ignore that after we leave they lose our financial Contribution (we pay in way more than we get out)
Who steps up to cover that shortfall
will it be Greece Ireland Spain and the other Net Takers ( The so called Pigs at the Trough)
or will they collapse as well and also leave or be kicked out
Then there is the Accession Countries that want in ( all will probably be negitive financial Contributes)
Turkey is one the Ukraine another
There are Homes for Sale in Royston Vasey i am sure the locals will welcome lizzy there
if memory serves me correctly was not Zaphod Beeblebrox Shagging Trillian
its a paris moment
Re: The TAX Domino Theory
What about roamers that buy a local SIM ?
The SIM is not linked to the IME Number
Simple they link this new data base to Passport control
Phone then valid for time of visit (+ Government can track those Aliens by Phone)
overstay your visit
Phone Blocked / Bricked
Slipping into country as an illegal immigrant with phone
Database says no Valid IME phone Blocked / Bricked
Governments love linked Database's it gives them extra snoop capability
As Part of the Government legislation Manufacture has to make the IME Number of Legal imported Phones available to Government for it not to Be Bricked
Non Registered IME Numbers Government orders the Telco's to Block / brick as non legal
economic tourism to get Phones outside your borders will stop if they cannot use them at home because the government / teleco's Brick non legally imported phones by IME Number.
If the Phone Manufacture wants to trade in Country X Pay fair tax inc Corporate Tax in country X
Governments CAN BRICK GREY IMPORT PHONES if they chose so Electronically
That would Kill the gray Market
As long as they tell there Buying public /citizens why they are bricking grey Phone imports Problem solved
If that Phone Device company wants a share of the Market PAY THE TAX'es REQUIRED
You CAN BE SURE IF GREY IMPORTS EAT INTO THE OFFICIAL MARKET THAT Phone Device company WILL LOBBY FOR GREY IMPORT BANS
Hello Brennan how are the pak these days
No doubt you think i'm taking the Phssthpok
A Definite case of premature ejaculating comments here
" The spacecraft is still more than 60 million miles away from the dwarf planet"
NOT GOT THERE YET
"The US has been the first to flyby every planet of the Solar System "
You got to go past it before you can claim to have a fly by
Some Fly by
John Grunsfeld Your Wife must be Pissed off if your this prematurely ejaculating comments in the Bedroom as well
Paris because Probably she has seen so much prematurely ejaculating com..............
Facebook's Brussels lobbyist Richard Allan took to the pages of the Pink 'Un
Now would that be the Financial Times or the Other Pink Paper
You Know the one that's a cottaging industry newspaper
Yes its a Dirty Mac for ME
Scosche got a US Patent on that and would not license it to Apple
so Apple is going to go with
Your Holding it wrong its not a problem
In George Orwell's Animal Farm "" There was "NO TAX ON BACON"
Hows this for a Reason
I Own a Iwatch i'm a masochist MUG ME HARD
Dear Michael Dell
Here is a Sales lead for your Sales Team
No Commission Required
Ceres Home worldlet of
kudos and kang
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
"" News Just in ""
The USA has just declared Disney world a Sovereign State within the USA
For Diplomatic Reasons all Disney worlds World wide are now US Sovereign territory
US LAW now Applies in Disney world
Passports Control and Visa restrictions Apply
Mickey Mouse Green Cards are available for Current Non US Citizens who work there
Disney Dollars are now Legal Tender at 1 to 1 parity
In a thread Littered with Norse mythological references
there is no reference to TROLLS (shit i Mentioned them )
I'll get my coat its at the back of the Cave
If cr APPLE was Truly interested in Being Green and a Eco Company then WHY DO THEY NOT 100% recycled packaging MATERIAL.
Could it be that its more Expensive and CUTS INTO THEIR PROFIT MARGIN
"" Brit-born Lynton was sharing breakfast with Bella Pollen""
Now was that Breakfast in Bed ?
Paris because she like's to eat Breakfast in Bed
They do say that to Get on in politics you have to get into bed with politicians ( or their wives )
Green Apples are only going to give you Gut rot
Apple Green Don't TAKE THE PISS
when Apples new Equipment is not made to be repaired and is designed to be very expensive land fill in 5 to 10 years yeh that's Green Eco Policy at work
Fan boys man the black copters Target in sight
It's hard to see why people invent this stuff, when more useful devices are already mass-produced in China.
They """ Invent it and patent it in the USA """
So that they can go to East Texas and Sue every one else
Prior Art and patent be Dammmed This is the USA all your Shit belongs to US............A
It don't matter if they are Labour conservative or lying democrappers
they will ALL PROMISE YOU THE EARTH before an election
AS They Say "" TRUST ME I'M A LYING BULLSHITTING POLITICAN ""
dont worry the NSA are Tapeing them DAT is the problem
Paris because she like to tape thing (Maybe Hilly does as well)
Hang on here's a film script idea
Hillery Does Washington Staring Paris
Microsuck is Caught between a Federal Prison warder and Bubba the gay convict
either way they are going to take it up the corporate Ass
If the Feds win they stand to lose all overseas sales and Business ($MONEY$)
No one in the sane rest of the world will want ANY Microsuck product because there will be NO Information security ever again.
That document on your windows pc Created with American Software "Now the precedent has been set " ( is or will be ) Subject to American law and Control After all it was created with American Software
If they "microsuck" win then still the rest of the world will still wonder if they can be trusted (Back Door Deals)
either way Sales of KY Jelly are soaring in Redmond because they know bubba and the feds are Queuing up and at the Back of the queue is the EURO DYKES with their razor studded Dido's
Not a great loss to the viewing public Its a french TV station
Paris cos i'd Sooner watch her Broadcasts
Lensman Frankie went to Hollywood and made Golden Lensman of those below him
Paris because she is a fan of ...............
Good old Petrol mower attached to a chain and staked in the middle of the lawn
It goes Round and round on its own
got to be a V8 engine mower for that tough USA grasswhat with all those hidden illegal Mexican illegals
Beer because ya got time if its mowing by its'self
"" If the customer (since that's what we are nowadays) ""
Let me Correct your error
"" If the Product (since that's what we are nowadays) .
Next thing you know
when you log on your be issued a Parcel force / UPS tracking number
Worshipers of the sky fairy will tell you Its a Sin to Spill / Waste the SEED of Man
Roll on 2000 yrs and that translates to " No Masturbation"
Paris because she knows what to do with it
Grace can dance on my table anytime she wants or she can dance on my pole
that's me taking off my coat ready for grace
""Third is Cortana integration, sadly absent for UK users. Cortana is Microsoft’s digital assistant, controllable via speech or text input, whose secret sauce is the ability to customise information based on data gathered about your interests.""
Microsoft the Company that likes to spy on you
A fully Featured NSA Browser
"And when Scotland comes independent, we'll have CET, The Euro, border controls and driving on the right. Right ?"
yes and they ( The Spastic Moron Party ) will Ban right hand Drive Cars (they are so English) so your have to scrap your Car (for Sod All) and Buy a Left hand Drive Car ( AS WE ENGLISH SAY A KACK HANDED CAR)
I think your find Amazon already charge Vat at the rate in the country of purchase ie 20% in the UK (as Shown on my last invoice) and then pay Vat in sucksomburg at the lower rate of 15% and i bet they pocket the difference
Just Wait till that Transatlantic trade treaty is rammed down our gullets
Uber to German government
"" Under the terms of Transatlantic trade treaty legislation Your law stops us from conducting our business in the way we (Americans ) want. so we are going to Sue You for $3 billion as compensation Oh and you got to change your laws to suit us""
Mattell just announced in its latest press release that it was withdrawing its Hello Barbie doll, which sends recordings of children's voices across the internet for voice-recognition analysis
It Updated its press release with the following Statement
" In Conjunction with Intel Marketing and Development Department We will be upgrading all Hello Barbie doll's
with their Latest Soc Processor and We will Re-Release this Doll under the New Brand "" Hello Gwendy ""
Ha I Got and wear a Calvin klein watch
Still waiting for that Super Model to turn up and ask me to (F)wrist her
Back in the day before the probe was finalized and launched Nasa invited people to submit their name and address with the idea of including a list of Earth citizens on a cd rom database (1st 500,000 entrants i believe).
I'm on the list so when our new overlord's come back here so either I'm slated for execution or i get to be a district (quisling ) Governor
Is your Name also on the List ?
Back in the Day when IE was the (only )Browser available and you wanted to browse porn sites there was the problem that you could only have one site/ page open at a time
So that Webcam site with the "interesting live Feeds" caused problems
IE would only run one window/page (no tabbed pages and only one IE program at any one time)
So in order to ""look at more than one page at a time"" you had to install "an Alternate Browser"
In the early days of the Internet there was only one alternate choice of browser and that was
Well that ended up with IE on www.webcamporn.*#* hot horny cam 666 and Netscape on www.webcamporn.*#*judyjugs cam
You get the picture (well twice what was available to the desktop before).
Then came Firefox
Thats now 3 browsers on www.webcamporn.*#*
time to buy and run 2 monitors
we are now making progress in the browser world especially as the fox would run many separate copys of itself and later TABBED browser
Ps I'm Now Running 4 monitors and going Blind
Ah well time to go I'll get My Dirty Mac on my way out
Wun hung lo the Chinese government computer procurer will freek out
"" what is this a NSA key logger built in to this Software
Quick tell the Party leader this and that he is to BAN Windows and Microsuck from the Glorious Middle Kingdom.
No more windows computers no Sexbox and no windows phones
We will Stop the Dirty Yanks spying on us by Banning all their software and hardware""
There goes a 7+ Billion potential market in china followed by 5 Billion in India followed by Russia and then the rest of the unfree world EU to Follow
Time To Sell those Microsuck Shares before their market share price collapse's
THIS IS A COMPANY PREPARING TO SWAN DIVE INTO HELL
SUICIDE BY SOFTWARE
Started out with BT on Dial up years ago then Broadband (with BT) saw out the inital contract and as soon as soon as local exchange was llu enabled switched to Bulldog on a rolling one month contract.
Still on the rolling one month contract (company was sold/merged and now is)
Home Telecom Ltd
60B Queen Street
service is good
Band width is good for the for the Distance i am from the exchange
NO Download Capping or Bandwidth throttling
Line rental is under £10 a month ( not £16.50 + like from other isp's)
Price is on par with what other ISP's charge
at best if i changed ISP i would probably only save pence per month and have to be tied into a 12 to 18 month contract ( I like my rolling monthly contract IT SUITS MY CIRCUMSTANCES don't know if any Other British ISP that would offer a monthly contract).
I Also could upgrade my bandwidth to up to 40Mb keeping the same one month contract ( cannot afford to do so due to CIRCUMSTANCES).
So as far as i am concerned A BIG PAT ON THE BACK FOR MY ISP
Its the action of a Male ferret has when you stuff it down your trousers
However if you use a female Ferret, ...............
My mates dog been chipped does this mean if i expose it to lots of radiation it may mutate into a woof Terminator
And of Course the Green Eco Warriors will seize upon this to say
" Look Irrefutable proof the earth is getting warmer and Antarctica is Melting"
Its been known for years that the Antarctic has ACTIVE Volcano's some under the ice and some poking thru
one Called " Mount Erebus " has been observed to be continuously active since 1972 and its a sulpher dioxide emitter (estimates of Millions of tons of this greenhouse gas are pumped into the atmosphere each year),
It does not take a Apple genius to realize that if ice is heated it melts and if there is enough heat even Antarctic sub zero ice becomes water eventually and uncovers more land
and whats the problem earth is going to need this new real estate to expand into to compensate for the sea level rise to house more population and to grow more food
Icon well a volcano seems right
" As soon as sale goes through there will be a change of team strip"
Out with the current shirts
New shirts are Microsoft Blue with white writing ( error code 0x80070643 )
Wait to they link in a NFC device reader
When sales are down and
you stand near the machine or just wander near and out pops a can of cococrud
Hum free vended cococrud so you pick it up and walk away
3 weeks later you find it charged to your CC
recorded video has you taking your cococrud so you get stuck paying for the can you took thinking it was free
Tough luck consumer
don't forget to wrap your wallet in tinfoil
"" a hammer and nail ""
so easily nicked for criminal damage by PC PLOD
Better to use your laser pointer to burn out the ccd in the camera from a distance
"Confidential data allegedly uploaded by Kibkalo to his personal Windows Live SkyDrive account between July and August 2012 included pre-release software updates of Windows 8 RT and ARM devices, Microsoft's Activation Server Software Development Kit (SDK), and unreleased versions of Windows Live Messenger, according to Microsoft's subsequent investigation."
Perhaps Microsuck might release this unreleased versions of unreleased versions of Windows Live MessengerMessenger to either work in tandem or replace skype
because Skype is total crap
I cannot use skype on my pc as it says my password is incorrect (please reset)
yet same password works fine on android phone.
the messenger software was very good and i used it all the time now its skype only i don't bother to use it anymore
Henceforth shares in this company will be known as Candycoins
Looks like Gagh
Smells like Gagh ( maybe that's just France)
Oh my god the Klingons are Klingonforming France
there goes the neighborhood...............wait it might actuality be an improvement