* Posts by druck

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We lost another good one: Mathematician John Conway loses Game of Life, taken by coronavirus at 82

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Re: Thank you

My mistake!

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Re: Thank you

It was the only board game I enjoyed as a kid. It should still be in a box I took from my parents house 11 years ago, but haven't got around to opening yet. Now I'm spending more time with the children it's an ideal time to rediscover it - as long as I can tear them away from their tablets!

Started from the bottom, now we're near: 16 years on, open-source vector graphics editor Inkscape draws close to v1.0

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275 GTB vs Midget

RISC OS' Artworks is still the best vector graphics program of all time.

Rewriting the checklists: 50 years since Apollo 13 reported it 'had a problem' – and boffins saved the day

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Re: I remember

For me the saving of Apollo 13 is a very close second to the achievement of landing on the moon. It really shows what man is capable of in a dire situation, from the quick thinking and ingenuity of those engineers on the ground, to the composure and resilience of the astronauts in the harsh conditions of the LM.

RAND report finds that, like fusion power and Half Life 3, quantum computing is still 15 years away

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15 years away

Quantum computing will always be 15 years away, unlike fusion where you can turn towards the sun and feel the effects of real fusion happening. We just need to overcome the physical challenges of recreating, and crucially maintaining, the conditions at the heart of a star to generate more energy than you put in. With quantum computing you have to overcome the physical challenges of implementing wishful thinking that the right answer simultaneously coexists with all possible wrong answers and will magically pop out at you with enough funding.

Poor semiconductor revenues can't catch a break: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the wafer – bam, coronavirus

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A 0.9% drop will make semiconductors one of the least affected global industries, so I'm not going to loose any sleep over that.

Upstart Americans brandish alligators at the almighty Reg Standards Soviet

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Re: Sphere packing problems

Does that include the tongue?

Stop us if you've heard this before: Boeing's working on 737 Max software fixes for autopilot, stabilization bugs

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Re: Flying less

Rubbish, when this is over everyone is going to want a holiday.

Microsoft attempts to up its Teams game with new features while locked-down folk flock to rival Zoom... warts and all

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Re: All those billions spent in Skype

They spent about the same on Nokia and threw it away in a year, and before that with Aquantive which was supposed to help them become the next Google.

Ofcom waves DAB radio licences under local broadcasters' noses as FM switchoff debate smoulders again

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But radio isn't static like a TV set, you tend to take it to different places around the house to listen to while doing other things.

DAB is like a massive leap backwards in time, to before the transistor radio revolution in the 60s. You have bulky power hungry sets, poor reception, and most stations in mono ffs.

Ethernet standards group leaves its name in the dust as it details new 800Gbps spec

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Re: Hang on a minute...

Isn't all the radio stuff 75 Ohm though?

Mozilla plugs two Firefox browser holes exploited in the wild by hackers to hijack victims' computers

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One returning to the fold

I've had terrible trouble with Chromium hanging a VirtualBox Linux guest recently (even with GPU acceleration off), so I've gone back to using FireFox.

If it stays up, it might be forgiven for killing off the old plugins.

Kaspersky cleans up poisoned watering hole, Google presses pause on cookie crackdown

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Re: Microsoft talks up COVID-19 efforts with hospitals

Viruses have been around a lot longer than Windows 95, starting with Brain for DOS in 1986.

Real-time tragedy: Dumb deletion leaves librarian red-faced and fails to nix teenage kicks on the school network

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Re: Let's be honest...

Or instead of deleting large image files, simply replace with one with the same name and dimensions, but entirely black so it compresses well. For video, edit down to a single frame.

Things that go crump in the night: Watch Musk's mighty missile go foom

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Re: Does it open at the front?

It takes nowhere near the same amount of fuel to slow a down a returning rocket, it's mass is far less and it still uses friction of the increasingly dense atmosphere on the way down.

It should be bleeding obvious watching a SpaceX launch - 9 merlins at full tilt on the way up, and on the way down a quick 3 engine burn to slow it, deceleration due to friction, and an even quicker single engine landing burn.

UK judge gives Google a choice: Either let SEO expert read your ranking algos or withdraw High Court evidence

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Foundem - found f*ck!

I remember when Foundem and their ilk and would infest the first dozen pages of all search results, and every link took you to some irrelevant crap which didn't even contain the search term.

Whatever you think of Google, keeping these link spammers at the bottom of the search rankings is the best thing they have ever done.

Australian state will install home surveillance hardware to make sure if you're in virus isolation, you stay there

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Re: Let's have a little fun today

Our IT department has piles and piles of old Samsung company smartphones in the basement, there must be thousands down there. I doubt if I could persuade them to donate some for this sort of experiment though.

Welcome to the telco, we've got fun and games: BT inks 5-year deal to outsource mainframe management to IBM

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Re: One thing is certain

Yes, and "hear more about IBM and its culture", I think everyone knows they their feet won't even touch the carpet before being offshored.

NASA mulls restoring Saturn V to service as SLS delays and costs mount

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Re: Looking at the state of SLS....

If only it wasn't April the first.

Are you extracting the urine, ESA? Why, yes it is, from Moon dwellers to build homes out of lunar regolith. Possibly

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Re: ESA have been working on urine recyc for years on the ISS

I'd imagine it will only be used for the outer shell of any moon structure, so you wont be getting any whiffs of astro-pee.

Lost in translation and adrift in cloud storage

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Re: google translate anyone?

You don't even need to go to google translate, just highlight beheerder on the page, and chose search in google from the context menu, and the translation to administrator is right there.

UK big five carriers bin wired broadband download quotas for as long as we're all stuck indoors

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Re: Keep Calm

Can't see a free option on that font.

'Social distancing champ' Linus Torvalds releases Linux 5.6, tells devs to put health before next release

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The 32-bit branch of the kernel has also been mostly shorn of the Year 2038 bug, with just under 17 years to spare before it lost the ability to keep track of time. ®

I don't mind the kernel being fixed, but hopefully there will still be lots of work fixing old user land applications, as I'm relying on that work funding my retirement - doubly so now the pandemic has wiped out pension funds and investments.

California emits latest layoff statistics. March's numbers are ugly. It's 19,000 total, including many in tech

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Re: Levity...

They'll be no levity when it comes to April's figures, and beyond...

HPE fixes another SAS SSD death bug: This time, drives will conk out after 40,000 hours of operation

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That seems rather specific. Is there some sort of self-destruct code in the firmware they forgot to remove randomise sufficiently? FTFY

IT services sector faces armageddon as COVID-19 lockdown forces project cancellations – analysts

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Re: With the world in lockdown.

Going out without money to buy food, you are commended on such an understated way to describe mass looting and destruction of every commercial premises in the land.

Freed from the office, home workers roam sunlit uplands of IPv6... 2 metres apart

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Re: Plusnet Party

However Plus Net are providing the John Lewis broadband, it's not going through their core system, which is IPv4 only. But it does look like you get their crappy encryption not supported email servers though.

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Re: IPv6 by default

Well Plus Net aren't joining the party, they had one small IPv6 trial over a decade ago, and haven't gone near it since. They also think that it's acceptable to still only offer plain text email access these days, and refuse to implement TLS.

The shelves may be empty, but the disk is full: Not even Linux can resist the bork at times

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Re: R/O FS

A dash cam is just continuously writing 1 (or 2 if it has a rear camera) streams, this is pretty much what SD cards are designed for. Using an SD card as a general computer filing system in a Raspberry Pi with lots of random access writes far smaller than an erase block, cause an SD card to perform a vast number of re-writes. SD cards just aren't meant for that, it what SSDs are designed to do, and they have more sophisticated controllers and lots of RAM to consolidate writes.

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Re: R/O FS

It all depends on what you use them for. Out of my dozen Pis, the ones writing on average less than 10MB a day are on their original cards. The ones writing 500MB or more a day would go through a class 4/6 SD card in about a year. Those are now either attached to SSDs (yet to fail) or USB 3 memory sticks (1 failure after 4 years).

Linus Torvalds ponders: Is Linux 5.6 going well because it's bug-free, or thanks to that other bug?

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Thank F*ck...

...Something is continuing as normal, and the government hasn't limited git commits to no more than two files.

Captain Caveman rides to the rescue, solves a prickly PowerPoint problem with a magical solution

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Re: Understated..

At last an actual use for lettuce and cauliflower leaves.

Theranos vampire lives on: Owner of failed blood-testing biz's patents sues maker of actual COVID-19-testing kit

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Re: Simple solution

It would also eliminate companies such as ARM who design processors, but licence them to other companies to make them.

Broadcom sues Netflix for its success: You’re stopping us making a fortune from set-top boxes, moans chip designer

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Raspberry lining

This lawsuit may be ridiculous, but the huge profits Broadcom made from US cable boxes enabled them to spare a few pennies to make the Raspberry Pi possible.

US Health and Human Services targeted by DDoS scum at just the time it's needed to be up and running

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Re: At Just the Time

It's thought of as a zero sum game - whatever hurts my enemy, helps me.

Build goes digital, Brexit goes virtual (really): El Reg gets some unexpected lessons from WSLConf

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Re: The challenges of remote trade negotiations

Maybe having a beer and swapping jokes is why trade negotiations have often taken 7 years or more.

Perhaps do it via video conference can cut out a lot of the time wasting, especially seeing that we've already been in negotiations for over 3 years, and it's clear than chemistry and report is rather thin on the ground with our EU counterparts.

Control is only an illusion, no matter what you shove on the Netware share

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Re: "Or heard the sphincter-loosening words: 'What's a backup?' "

She now has a MacBook... and the backup drive permanently attached

Better hope she doesn't get hit by ransomware, or lightning, or even something spilled over both.

There no thing as a 'backup' only 'backups', unless there aren't at least 3 additional copies of the data, one of which is offline and another offsite, it's not backed up.

Appareils électroniques: Right to repair gets European Commission backing

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Re: This jumped out:

The article implies that the UK is the only country that is out of the EU, and there would be no one making products aimed at the other 168 countries and 7.2 billion people not in the EU.

HP Inc to Xerox: If you complete a hostile takeover, and try firing our chief exec, you will pay...

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Every loser wins...

...as long as they are the CEO.

I fail to see how awarding yourself a massive severance package if you lose, gives you any incentive to fight off a hostile takeover.

GCHQ's infosec arm has 3 simple tips to secure those insecure smart home gadgets

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Re: Create strong password, write it on the monitor

First I'm not a millennial by a long way, although my wife qualifies. Secondly, the first few times we both went out together after having a baby, were to Council meetings, as we were both elected councillors at the time and attendance was mandatory. So it's not all about abandoning the baby to have fun.

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Re: Create strong password, write it on the monitor

Obviously not many people on here have had children. When you are a first time parent, it is a big thing to go out and leave your baby in the hands of a baby sitter. No matter how much you think you wouldn't be worried or feel guilty before being in that situation, you do, you really do. Being able to just check the baby is OK when you are out, is a massive reassurance, and is a small step towards getting some sort of life back.

I bought a cheap Chinese WiFi camera, with an abysmally insecure remote server and app, but disabled UPnP on the router and firewalled it from making any external connections. Instead I used a early Raspberry Pi to provide an SSH tunnel to the camera, with key authentication only. Now I use Raspberry Pi cameras and OpenVPN for remote access, the kids are older and we don't feel the need to check on them in the same way, it's more to give the baby sitter a ring to tell them to start tidying up before we get home!

After 16 years of hype, graphene finally delivers on its promise – with a cosmetic face mask

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Quantum Graphene

Well at least graphene has found some even some modicum of usefulness, which is more than we'll be saying for the government's recent £93m investment in quantum computing.

But then I'm willing to be proved wrong, or right, or both simultaneously.

Time to svn commit like it's the year 2000: Apache celebrates 20 years of Subversion

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Re: Hey, remember Windows 2000?

After using Perforce at work, I set up one of my Raspberry Pi's as a P4D server for various other Linux and Windows boxes. It worked very well until 2016 when Perforce decided to not only drop support for ARM, but also erased it from history by removing all traces of previous versions from their web and ftp sites. I accused them of being right gits, and switched to git right away.

Sure, check through my background records… but why are you looking at my record collection?

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Re: Coding test

Anyone without an ounce of programming skill can get through an interview coding test, by arriving five minutes early and googling "20 most asked C/C++/C#/Java/Python interview questions".

Quantum compute boffins called up to get national UK centre organised for some NISQy business

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Re: Kinda superb, but.....

You might not like what MPs spend their expenses on, but at least it will be something real, rather than just shovelling money at quantum computers, just in case they ever work.

'I give fusion power a higher chance of succeeding than quantum computing' says the R in the RSA crypto-algorithm

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Re: Glib rejoinder

Well I'm with him 100%, I've never believed you will get anything really useful from quantum computing. I would go as far as saying you are more likely to see cold fusion succeeding.

I'm sorry, Elon. I'm afraid I can't do that... SpaceX touts robo-rides for orbital vacations, lift-off in 2021-ish

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Re: Autonomous?

Apollo 12 - SCS to AUX.

Can AI-enhanced virtual sports presenters do the job? It's a big ask

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Re: De-de-de-de-deja vu

What a coincidence, I watched 20 Minutes in to the Future last night on YouTube, to show the wife, as she was only 1 when it came out.

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Re: To be fair...

The i2c temperature/humidity sensors such as the htu21df or 1-wire DS18S20 temperature sensors, are fine for this sort of thing. Absolute accuracy of under a couple of degrees is pointless, as where you put the sensor in the room will make more difference to the reading than that. As long as the relative accuracy of the sensor is ok, you can maintain what you feel is the comfortable temperature in the room, regardless of what the absolute value is.

Voatz of no confidence: MIT boffins eviscerate US election app, claim fiends could exploit flaws to derail democracy

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Re: I'm baffled

If your mobile banking application is compromised, you will find out when you receive the next statement from your bank, the details of all transactions will be there for you to see. If you dispute any of them, there is a clear process to follow, which (in exception of cases of gross negligence) will result in any losses bing refunded.

With mobile app voting, you will not get a validated statement of how you actually voted, so you will be unaware of any fraud, and have no ability to raise a dispute and have the vote corrected.