* Posts by druck

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Quantum computing is a different kind of computing, says AWS

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Re: English Translation

They will make excellent random noise generators.

DoJ worries messaging apps could hide evidence of crime, corruption

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Re: The horse has bolted

Often the content of the communication isn't needed to imply wrong doing, merely its existence. If party A is found to have sent a secure message to party B every morning just before an important bank rate is set in their favour, that will trigger an investigation.

Intel offers Irish staff a three-month break from being paid

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Intel's generosity is literally startless.

Norway has a month left until sun sets on its copper phone lines

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Proportions

although [the UK] is geographically 33 percent smaller than Norway

What an arse backwards way of saying it. Either "Norway is 33% larger than the UK" or "the UK is 75% of the size of Norway" is far easier to visualise.

International cops arrest hundreds of fraudsters, money launderers and cocaine kingpins

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Re: unnecessary US centric headline

The Register - letting no pointless USAification go unpublished.

'Pig butchering' romance scam domains seized and slaughtered by the Feds

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Re: Not just love

I should have said every other.

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Not just love

the fraudsters convince their marks to "invest" in cryptocurrency via phony websites, and then once the transfer goes through, the crooks disappear with all of the victim's money.

And that is different from any other crypto investment?

Waiting for speedy broadband? UK's Openreach prioritizing existing work over fiber expansion

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Unhappy

It's pretty obvious the Register no longer gives a shit, and its becoming mutual.

If Apple's environmental rhetoric is meaningful, Macs and iPads should converge

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Fluff piece

This is not a Register article, where are the jibs about over priced Apple kit, and their bling addicted users?

Where is the cynicism about the dubious environmental claims?

WTF is that completely humourless byline?

This could be a fluff piece by any run of the mill US tech site, scared to death of saying anything which could lose their journos access to freebies and invites to Apple jollies.

Really what is the point of The Register if this is what we end up with?

Intel reveals pay-to-play Xeon features with software-defined silicon

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Just like with the BMW, where additional features which you don't want to pay for weight a significant amount and have to be dragged around with you everywhere affecting MPG, in the case of the chip if the power gating isn't perfect the feature circuitry will be using energy and producing unwanted heat you have to pay to take away.

Aviation regulators push for more automation so flights can be run by a single pilot

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Envoy Air Flight 3556

Envoy Air Flight 3556 has just suffered a pilot passing out during climb out, the co-pilot took over, turned the aircraft around and landed safely. Unfortunately the pilot later died.

With only a single pilot, the outcome could have been very different.

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Re: QF32

Great example. The computer couldn't even work out the landing distance by itself, without those skilled pilots there would have been 469 fatalities.

France says non to Office 365 and Google Workspace in school

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Re: sovereign search

If the first answer is to everything wikipedia, I wont be back for a second search.

Biden administration earmarks $13b to modernize electric grid

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Re: Socialism

Humour... you have heard of it.

Even if you can't spell it correctly.

FTX disarray declared 'unprecedented' by exec who cleaned up after Enron

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FAIL

Re: "unprecedented"

This wont be unprecedented for long, I'd be very surprised if any of the crypto exchanges are any better (i.e. less dodgy) than FTX,

NASA's Artemis mission finally launches after faulty Ethernet switch delayed countdown

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Re: Flawed

Yup, but SLS is a more complete system, ie it's just launched Orion for the second time.

No it hasn't, Orion was first lofted by a Delta-IV heavy.

Worried about your datacenter carbon footprint? Why not put it in orbit?

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Re: I don't need an expensive feasibility study,....

Even if the launch costs weren't so high, you couldn't just launch standard 1U servers - a fully cabled up 19" rack isn't going to survive the g-forces and vibrations of rocket launch. It will all have to be specially designed kit at vastly more expense.

Intel hit with $948.8 million VLSI infringement verdict

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Re: A VLSI or the VLSI?

VLSI were one of the founding partners of ARM. When did they turn in to patent trolls?

NSA urges orgs to use memory-safe programming languages

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Re: Real Example

Not heard of the pre and code tags?

Sizewell C nuclear plant up for review as UK faces financial black hole

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Re: Daft

That honour is taken by AC's.

Hot, sweaty builders hosed a server – literally – leaving support with an all-night RAID repair job

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Re: Botched Aircon

I took my 22" 2048x1536 CRT to the electrical disposal a couple of years ago. I hate throwing away stuff which works perfectly, but took up far too much room compared to a 27" 1440p LCD. It had lasted 16 years, which was really surprising I had 3 fail and rejected 2 replacements under warranty in the year before.

All of the norths are about to align over Britain

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If I can ever afford to start flying again, I'll have to adjust my spreadsheet to automatically generate plogs. It was 3 degrees west then, by that time it will probably be 3 degrees east.

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Re: Or you could...

You can't make learning to tell the time fun for a small child, using a paper plate and fastener for a digital clock.

Alibaba Cloud plans for a fifth of its servers to use homebrew Arm CPUs by 2025

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Rogue One?

Are they licencing these chips from ARM or the rogue Chinese venture?

International summit agrees crack down on crypto to combat ransomware

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Re: Kill ransomware 101.

The way to kill ransom ware is to ban crypto currencies. There is just no way the majority of these criminals could switch to successfully extracting payment in real currencies either through the international banking system or via cash in countries which they are have no presence. In addition you would put an end an easy method of bypassing sanctions by Russia, Iran and North Korea.

Can gamers teach us anything about datacenter cooling? Lenovo seems to think so

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Re: Isn't it statingthe obvious that liquid cooling is more effective than air cooling?

Regardless of how effective liquid or air cooling a gamers high end CPU + GPU, that heat has to go somewhere, and unlike a car your computer isn't located outside (usually). The heat from such a PC could be well over 1KW is going to heat up a small or medium sized room pretty quickly, and while that might be welcome this winter while we are shivering without gas, come next spring you'll need air conditioning - using even more energy,

Hong Kong wants to be the world’s home for virtual assets

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Re: No.

As crackdown continues, virtual assets will be the only assets left in HK.

Linus Torvalds suggests the 80486 architecture belongs in a museum, not the Linux kernel

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Re: Genuine question...

20 years ago Perl programmers might have been a dime a dozen, and rewritten your COBAL program in Perl. 5 years ago you would be complaining that Perl was dead, and it all needed to be converted to Python. Tomorrow you'll be saying Go is the only future.

Meanwhile, for better or worse, that COBAL program will be running long after you have retired.

Elon Musk shows what being Chief Twit is all about across weird weekend

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Re: Bad code review

As much as there probably is wrong with the twitter code, I've never heard of it failing to recognise a white semi-trailer and decapitating the user.

It's 2023, let's check in with the metaverse... Nope, still doesn't exist

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Locked down lock in

It indicates that "63 percent in China are eager to explore the metaverse..."

So people being not being allowed out of tiny high rise apartments by an authoritative COVID obsessed regime, are the only sizeable market they have identified?

I can understand that, I just hope no one else is forced to turn to the metaverse for any form of social interaction.

How I made a Chrome extension for converting Reg articles to UK spelling

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Excuse

I've been looking for an excuse to spend less time reading the ever increasing volume of articles on The Register, which have become less and less humorous and irreverent. This change to Americanised language is the last straw.

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Re: Concerns

Above all, we're just being honest and open. We could have just not said a thing.

You couldn't because we'd already noticed.

This wouldn't have happened back in the days of drobe.

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Re: Ugh

Stick the flag of the author's country on the byline of the article, to make it bleedin' obvious why a certain dialect is being used.

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Re: But some of us prefer the Encheferizer.........

Not many yanks will get that one!

Boffins shatter data transmission speed record

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Re: I have a question

It will lead to the M25 effect for data (build a high capacity relief road and it doesn't relieve traffic as much as generate entirely new stuff).

OpenBSD 7.2: The other other FOSS xNix released, runs on Apple M2 Macs

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A big advantage of ****BSD...

...no systemd, and never likely to to be.

Why are PC webcams crap? Lenovo says it knows the reason

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Re: meh

We aren't talking about making an appearance on national TV, but a video call to people you work with everyday. No one is expecting you to look perfect, and it's often nice to see a friendly face - unless you don' have a friendly face that is.

IBM withholds healthcare subsidies from some retirees

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IBM's War against older people(TM)

When you've finished firing the ones you have, screw over the ones you had.

CEO told to die in a car crash after firing engineers who had two full-time jobs

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Re: Judge on results, not appearances

Agreed. If someone is hired to produce 20 widgets a day, which takes most people 8 hours, but this person can do in 4 with no loss in quality... I say give them the extra 4 hours off paid as a reward for being efficient. They fulfilled their end of the contract and it's not their fault they can do things twice as fast as everyone else.

In reality they would be told to produce 40 widgets in an 8 hour a day, and someone else who only produced 20 would be sacked.

EU companies claim Google still abusing its Shopping power

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Here is the original list of complainants from this very site, Microsoft amongst them.

https://www.theregister.com/2015/04/27/eu_google_antitrust_complainants/

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If by little guys you mean Microsoft backing a bunch of feckless link spammers.

China launches solar observation satellite

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Falling bebris

The video shows a substantial amount of material being shed from the nose cone, revealing a red surface underneath, which doesn't look normal.

One also hopes that the Long March 2D doesn't leave any soon to be de-orbiting debris behind, as the 5B does.

Crypto exchange Bittrex coughs up $53m to end claims of US sanctions busting

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Not a suspicious activity report but - instead of all of them

"Bittrex's failures created exposure to high-risk counterparties including sanctioned jurisdictions, darknet markets, and ransomware attackers."

If that isn't the entire point of a crypto exchange, what is?

Google Cloud to accept cryptocurrencies as payment

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Re: This will be fascinating

I suspect a few select customers that use cloud computing to earn large amounts crypto from various nefarious practices, will only be too happy to pay in crypto without having to launder it in to real money first.

UK govt launches multibillion procurement for tax agency application services

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Distressed

I was distressed by seeing the cost overflowing a 32 bit integer before the project even started.

Mastercard moves to protect 'risky and frisky' crypto transactions

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Re: Crypto does compete with credit cards, it replaces them

Transacting in crypto currency is more like doing business in cash in a dark alley with a know criminal than it is like using credit cards.

FTFY

When are we gonna stop calling it ransomware? It's just data kidnapping now

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Not a good reputation

creating technical support headaches and bad reputations

I'm sure they have sleepless nights worrying about not providing top notch technical support to their victims, and not getting glowing testimonials on ransomware-advisor.com

This rumor needs to Die Hard: Bruce Willis denies selling face to deepfake biz

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I'm afraid the Russians have annexed...

...Bruce's face.

BlackCat malware lashes out at US defense IT contractor

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Re: Secrets Managers

Question: who pwns google, microsoft, apple and amazon?

If the spelling data is being transmitted in plain text, anyone providing a public WiFi hotspot could pwn them.

How Citrix dropped the ball on Xen ... according to Citrix

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Re: Impressive

I've worked with Jonathan, and he certainly says it as he sees it.