161 posts • joined 6 Jun 2007
Firefox on android is by far the least stable app on my phone or my Nexus7. The thing crashes if you open too many tabs (which, depending on its mood, can be 3), and seems to have decided that animated gifs are the work of the devil. Which they probably are, but entirely beside the point.
I only kept it because I hate the tabbing in Chrome, but it's annoyed me one too many times.
But, what am I missing? Why are we discussing Android web browsers in a thread about Pirate Bay?
Re: Willy W*ankers Chocolate Factory
So, you're expecting Google to tap that? Got you.
A few years ago (actually... more than just a few, thinking about it) I did work for the GSMA/3GSM mobile phone conference. Lots of lovely mobile friendly web pages to help people get around the venue.
The venue with no 2G/3G signal.
Hang on... isn't it Voyager 6 that's supposed to come back...?
Re: Happy to pay
Worse than the freetard is the insultingly-low-offer-tard...
They never shit /and/ poo in the same water. They have standards you know. One lake for shit and another entirely separate one for poo...
I've never seen a company move to Drupal and not regret it. Maybe it provides what you need if you're coming from a non-CMS environment, but whenever I've seen someone go from another CMS to Drupal, it's triggered more moaning than a switch to Lotus Notes would have done.
Re: This is America Man...
You know, there's this thing called the Internet, where it's common for people to use names that aren't really their own.
If Bitcoin's creator had used the name "Barack Obama" would you have made the same assumptions?
Re: If food is not "organic", it logically must be "inorganic"
And, of course, crude oil is organic...
It's stuff like this that makes me wonder why Google hasn't bought up a huge chunk of land and created its own model town, like Foxxcon or the old Sunlight and Cadbury company towns.
Space to do what they want, and to play with their new toys in public without anyone complaining. It would be like Eureka but with less time travel. Hopefully.
Re: Brings back memories
"I've got several thruppeny bits hanging around"
I'm fairly certain they traditionally come in pairs...
Re: In other news,
"What would you prefer, a big ON/OFF switch?"
Oo, Oo, Oo, I think I know this one!
Every day, this feels a little more like the beginning of an 80s Bond movie.
I'll give it a week before someone suggests a supervillain with an Airbus Beluga super transporter is plucking planes from the sky.
Since this opt-out is on a person by person basis, and the head of the household / first to the post doesn't have the right or ability to opt is or out for you, why wasn't this sent out as individually addressed letters to everyone with an NHS number?
Yeah, I know the answer. Still need to ask though...
So, what unreasonable demands did TNMOC make regarding ticketing? Its the first time I've heard this accusation, and it seems really odd when everything else has implied it's BPT being hits.
New terrorist plan...
* Stop trucks with innocent pedestrians
* Get someone to fit a quantity of explosive to the trucks
* Get your innocent pedestrians to move
* Let the trucks drive into the base
Come to think of it, my old 1974 Austin Allegro had a 6 day battery life too...
But you can't be to blame if someone mails it to you...
So, it would be terrible if someone /outside the UK/ was to email a copy of the encrypted files to them. And cc-ed some random email addresses at the same time...
"Hi, GCHQ? Yes, we've got some copies of that file again. Oh, and would you like to go trash the mail servers at bbc.co.uk. thetimes.co.uk and bobsgerbilemporium.co.uk? I'm sure that will fix the problems..."
Why listen to a group this clueless...?
Take a look at the ACCAN website - they've managed to hide their "Contact Us" in plain sight.
When you find it, they've obscured the email addresses for human visitors (badly, using the cunning trick of replacing @ signs with (at) ) but left the addresses machine readable in the source - so it's deliberately harder for humans than computers.
Re: Oh look...
Sod 3G. I'd be happy to have ANY signal from Orange.
I live in a decent sized village in Cambridgeshire (with it's own world famous hospital - you know the one) and none of the networks can provide reliable signal.
The car does look a little small compared to the driver, but humans have an annoying habit of not being a standard size.
More importantly - where is the car supposed to have come from? The camera man is stood on a narrow ridge. Is the car supposed to have fallen off the ridge, or driven up the other side at high speed?
But does it count...
thefts of smart phones from people waving them around like idiots because they're looking at the world through their camera?
Here's an idea, "EE"...
...instead of using the 1800 spectrum for more pointless bollocks, how about using it to plug the holes in your coverage? Like the village I live in (near Cambridge) where there's a mast on either side of the village but magically sod all signal in the village itself.
"whinging its way"
It has Register commenting software preinstalled then, yes?
Well, they look a lot better than the old Prius (although it would be hard not to) but what's with the huge gaping grills? Surely a 'leccie car should have a smooth rounded front for good aerodynamics?
Doesn't the new Ford Focus petrol even mechanically close it's grill when it doesn't need the extra air under the bonnet...?
Oh, come on... if you're going to "IIRC" at least check your recollection. The first google result for "brown M&Ms" is a snopes pages confirming the Van Halen story.
I'll distract him, someone go find a shotgun...
Good job patents only last 20 years then... :)
"WORKING AND RELIABLE BLUETOOTH VOICE DIALING (Honestly, seriously - it's a fucking phone OS and you can't reliably voice dial)"
Ten years ago Nokia let you voice dial by:
* press button.
* phone compares sounds to recordings you made previously
* dials most likely number
Nowadays, on my shiny new Android I have to
* wait for a E/H/3G connection
* press the search button
* record my voice
* wait for it to go to the server, get mangled by voice recognition software, get sent back
* Wonder as it translates my words into gibberish and tries to ring someone who doesn't exist.
The Nokia version didn't care about accents or how clearly you pronounced the words - as long as the two samples were fairly similar, you got what you wanted. Now you need a data connection and (presumably) a Californian accent.
can't words have numbers in them?
Shirley, it should be "w00t" not "woot"....
As someone who'se just been on the HR end of the agencies, I don't believe that 37,00 for a second. As soon as you post a job somewhere, the agencies decend and then repost the same position on the same site.
I think I counted 5 versions of our advert last time so I'd be very surprised if the real number is greater than 20,000.
But... SMS are crap...
Part of me can see why you would allow this functionality from a Bluetooth style connection, but SMS is frankly crap for this application because there's no requirement to deliver the messages at a certain time or (in fact) at all.
Just try sending a text message at 11pm on new years eve and then have a think about how bright an idea it is to use SMS to warm your car.
11pm - send sms start message.
11.15pm - arrive at car, get annoyed the car is still cold, leave for party.
11.55pm - arrive at party just before midnight, get drunk, crash out on sofa
5am - SMS arrives, car engine starts...
Lunchtime - find your car hiding in a fog of exhaust fumes with no petrol left.
You can't name buildings at Cambridge Uni after the living - it's named after his father. Or grandfather, maybe...
storing the password or storing the encrypted password would be storing the password. Anyone with access to the data (or data + key for encryption) knows your password.
storing a hash (salted or otherwise) would be storing a string of crap that can't (reliably|easily) be converted back into a password. You could find a string of text that results in the given string, but you can't be certain that's the actual original password.
nitpicking, maybe, but I agree with the original comment.
Shame it's not an app really...
It doesn't have any content built in - it gets it all from the internet every time you answer a question. It might as well be a web site.
all posts were moderated. So how did a 'first' get through? Actually, how come we often see "deleted by a moderator" messages?
I don't know why I'm asking - I'm pretty sure this will never see the light of day. :)
Any ideas if this thing does UMA?
Oh the cowards...
Dear god these comment pages would be boring if the Anonymous option was taken away.
letters and/or digits.
Omega is owned by Swatch.
I used to know someone who worked for Binatone in their R&D department. His opinion was that if you could get your hands on a preproduction model then you had something indestructible and really rather wonderful, but that if you went to a shop and bought a Binatone product then you were in for a world of disappointment and frustration. Some of the toys he had were fantastic.
If one of the big names can knock out one of these with a resistive screen (worked well enough for finger dialing on my old HTC Diamond), Android 2.0+, gmail contacts and four handsets for under £200, I'll be first in line.
Until then... meh...
Well now, that's a surprise...
it's slow as hell and keeps returning half loaded pages.
Has there ever been a gov IT project that hasn't fallen over on its first day?
remember the exchange rates....
£100k + £50k = $230k
From memory, Madingly has signs up in the village encouraging people to vote, but Caxton has absolutely nothing.
And I know for a fact that not every eligible person has voted in Caxton because I know people who live there who have no fecking clue what the race to infinity is.
But I think we all could have guessed that was the case...
I'll buy it...
...if only to see how the radio stations handle trying to play it. How long til the Emergency DATs kick in?
Kicking Simon Cowell in the balls is just a bonus.
I'd have gone the other way...
I'd have turned that title into the WereBitch Project, about men in the woods who discover a wolf that turns into a sex mad woman every full moon.
Don't look at me like that. No, don't. It's not my fault if my time working for an porn factory broke my brain...
You Were Lucky!
We had to use shards of glass to etch the individual bits into the shells of snails and hope they arrived in the right order.
Competing with themselves
When they're trying to work out where it all went wrong, how long do you think it will take them to find the twat who decided they should start competing with themselves?
Cambridge can't be the only place with a Currys next to a PCWorld, but they've started carrying identical stock to each other. Since when does PCWorld need to sell white goods and Currys need to sell computers?
Don't underestimate how stupid people are.
Back in the days when I worked for Do It All, I watched a guy drive off with a 10 litre drum of paint on the roof of his car. The drive home that night suggested he made it about a quarter of a mile before he braked too hard.
I once saw a guy load his roofrack up with sheets of hardboard then forget to lash them down. When we tried to tell him he just hurled abuse at us. No idea how far that tosser got.
So, yeah... a phone should be pretty easy to leave on the roof of your car.
Clip clop, clip clop...
Don't you think there's a slight difference between "breaking the speed limit" and "doing 103 in a 60 zone, weaving in and out of traffic"?
I speed. I think speed cameras are hateful. I'd have phoned the police about this dickhead.
Now go annoy those clip clopping goats...
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