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* Posts by Montreal Sean

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Time to test your sarcasm detectors: It's the UN's global comms shakeup extravaganza!

Montreal Sean

Damn, out of fuses.

My sarcasm meter blew 6 of them.

May be time to upgrade to a slow-blow circuit breaker.

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Samsung gets virtual with tiny S5 upgrade and goggle grab

Montreal Sean

Since Samsung obviously copies Apple in all things...

Does that make this the Galaxy S5s?

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MARS NEEDS WOMEN, claims NASA pseudo 'naut: They eat less

Montreal Sean

Re: Testosterone may not help the trip

Women will ask for directions, but men can almost always find their way home even piss drunk.

And when they can't, they usually end up pounding on the house next door. Saturn could be interesting to colonise...

:p

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Montreal Sean

Re: Calories = work

Curry may have a low mass/calories ratio, but the methane might be a problem.

Besides, beer kegs are heavy!

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Red Bull does NOT give you wings, $13.5m lawsuit says so

Montreal Sean

I grew wings.

But then I shaved my head and the wings are gone.

Do I get $10 too?

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Tesla's Elon Musk shows the world his D ... and it's a MONSTER

Montreal Sean

Re: Charging issues? Range?

This isn't a problem for everyone.

Here in Quebec the head of Hydro-Quebec (our sole electricity provider) told us our grid could support a million electric cars, with no upgrades to the grid.

That was almost a decade ago, and improvements have been made since both in EV tech and our grid.

Maybe we're a special case though, we have plenty of renewable electricity from our hydro dams.

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Apple's iPhone 6 can REVERSE BALDNESS (and cause it, too)

Montreal Sean

truly a serious problem!

The problem is worse than reported!

Yesterday I was standing in an elevator and the person next to me was talkking on their iPhone 6/Plus.

When they walked out of the elevator they took some of my hair with them!

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Hiss-hiss! GIGANTIC SOLAR FILAMENT snakes around Sun

Montreal Sean

uh oh!

That looks disturbingly like the beginnings of a tentacle.

At least there are a couple of planets between us so we'll get some warning when the Sun reaches for it's first appetizer...

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Report: HP to SPLIT OFF PC, printer biz from enterprise wing

Montreal Sean

shades of IBM?

Didn't IBM do this more than a decade ago?

I foresee HP selling off the PC/Printer division in a few years time.

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Microsoft on the Threshold of a new name for Windows next week

Montreal Sean

I've got it!

Windows TIE (this isn't eight)

Windows www (we were wrong)

Sean

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The Apple Watch and CROTCH RUBBING. How are they related?

Montreal Sean

Re: Watches are for driving

@PJD

What kind of car are you driving that you need to look at your wrist to tell the time?

Every car I've owned in the last 20 years had a clock in the dash or on the radio face...

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Stalwart hatchback gets a plug-in: Volkswagen e-Golf

Montreal Sean

Re: No spare wheel?

If my battery goes flat I can always push start my manual tranny car.

If I have a blowout, I need a tyre of some kind in the car.

I would much rather dirty my hands changing a tyre than wait (possibly) hours for a tow service.

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Sony reads the future, quits e-reader market says German report

Montreal Sean

One trick pony?

That seems to be where Sony is heading.

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Nice computers don’t need to go to the toilet, says Barclays

Montreal Sean

Re: automated checkout machines

@Raoul Miller:

They've recently partnered with Wesson, if you steal something the automated checkout machine shoots you in the back.

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Apple winks at parents: C'mon, get your kid a tweaked Macbook Pro

Montreal Sean

Re: Still too expensive

@djstardust: How will you run OS X on that cheaper Windows laptop?

Apples/Oranges.

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Fear a terrifying killer robot revolution? GET A GRIP: Boffins invent cyborg hand for humans

Montreal Sean

Re: I fear robot rebellion

@btrower: Just talk to Ash, he knows what to do.

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Get an EYEFUL OF CURRY for the sake of your brain

Montreal Sean

Re: @moiety

Actually @jake, that's Alzheimer's, named after the psychiatrist/neuropathologist Alois Alzheimer who first described the condition.

When casting stones, it's best if you don't live in a glass house.

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The Windows 8 dilemma: Win 8 or wait for 9?

Montreal Sean

Re: Time for some truly revolutionary GUIs?

We have this type of interface already, it's called a secretary. Or personal assistant or whatever the politically correct term is these days.

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Man FOUND ON MOON denies lunar alien interface

Montreal Sean

@Grease Monkey

"Since when was the 45th anniversary of anything at all significant?"

They don't want it to have a mid-life crisis and run off to buy a sports car?

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Montreal Sean

Re: Some of those redditors...

@John Tserkezis

That was no moon.

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Use Tor or 'extremist' Tails Linux? Congrats, you're on an NSA list

Montreal Sean

Anyone purchasing tin-foil is also on the list.

Nothing must block the brain scanners.

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Firefighters deliver trapped student from GIANT GERMAN LADYPARTS

Montreal Sean

Re: Always practice safe sex.

Balls. *cathch/catch

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Montreal Sean

Always practice safe sex.

You never know what you might cathch.

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DON’T add me to your social network, I have NO IDEA who you are

Montreal Sean

Re: hmph!

I'd much prefer you connect with me on cockring.

"Cockring, the close circle helping you grow your business."

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Google's Nexus devices get stealth Android update

Montreal Sean

@E 2 : NSA, GCHQ, etc.

Finally! I can now stop doing all that manually!

It has been consuming way too much of my day.

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Facebook wants to LISTEN IN on the songs and vids playing in YOUR living room

Montreal Sean

TrishaD, I see you throat warbling cd.

And raise you one Vogon poetry CD.

Zuck on that FB!

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Teen girl arrested with 70-year-old man's four inch weapon inside her

Montreal Sean

Silly American.

That's not how you play Russian Roulette.

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Patch iOS, OS X now: PDFs, JPEGs, URLs, web pages can pwn your kit

Montreal Sean

Re: Did they fix the bug where you can't use a Swype keyboard?

Get a real keyboard!

:p

Sent from my work provided Bold 9900. Keyboard very good, device not so good. :(

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BOFH: Oh DO tell us what you think. *CLICK*

Montreal Sean

Re: Funny

I went. Steve had already taken all the chairs and emptied the buffet table.

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New FEMTO-MOON sighted BIRTHING from Saturn's RING

Montreal Sean

That's no moon.

I'll get my coat.

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RISE of the LIVING CHAIR: Boffins recruit E coli to build futuristic materials

Montreal Sean

Re: be afraid

As long as it's a sectional couch it shouldn't be too bad.

A double pull-out on the other hand...

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Amazon wants me to WEAR NAPPIES?! But I'm a 40-something MAN

Montreal Sean

Re: Cloth nappies FTW

We tried cloth nappies with our first son, 5 years ago. Really, we did. We were pro-planet, cloth is better for baby, who cares about the initial cost because we save money in the long run parents.

But, he would soak the nappies and any clothes he was wearing at the time.

That doesn't sound too bad, except he did this almost hourly. Even with the extra inserts and the "waterproof" cover.

Disposable worked out cheaper because with them we managed to keep our sanity.

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Sync'n'steal: Hackers brew Android-targeting Windows malware

Montreal Sean

Right, iOS devices avoid this problem by only allowing the installation of Apple approved malware.

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Rosetta comet chaser due to wake up for final rendezvous on Monday

Montreal Sean

Re: Poor little comet

After all the probing we've gotten from alien entities, it's about time we caught something alien and probed back.

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Blasphemy! Finns trample over Windows Phone home screen

Montreal Sean

Re: Folders

I use folders to clean up the cruft I'll never use.

Though I suppose I should just choose to hide the icons I don't want.

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Pervy TOILET CAMERA disguised as 'flash drive' sparks BOMB SCARE on Boeing 767

Montreal Sean

Re: The tape worked loose...

It was feeling a little bloated and was getting rid of the crapware.

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Samsung: Men, our Gear smartwatch will make you a hit with the sexy ladies

Montreal Sean

That turned me off the Gear.

Who came up with that train wreck?

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Macbook webcams CAN spy on you - and you simply CAN'T TELL

Montreal Sean

Re: Nothing beats a physical shutter

Electrical tape? But that will run down my battery!

:)

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Chinese gamer plays on while BMW burns to the ground

Montreal Sean

Do you feel real ill when you start to chill?

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Microsoft wields turkey knife, slices Surface to $199 for Black Friday

Montreal Sean

Re: I'd certainly get a surface....

Let me get this straight...

You'd spend $200 to put Android on a Surface for what reason? To spit in Microsoft's face? "Ha ha! Look at me I put a real OS on your tablet!" ?

Microsoft doesn't care, they alreay have your money, they got more than they thought they'd get from you.

If you want Android, there's a tonne of devices out there.

If you want IOS, Apple has you covered.

I don't understand the whole "if it had Linux/Android on it I'd buy it" comments. Microsoft is flogging their OS on their devices, why would they make devices to run competing OS' on?

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Asus Transformer Book T100: Xbox One? PS4? Nah, get a cute convertible for Christmas

Montreal Sean

Re: Not for me :(

Maybe the Lenovo X series of Thinkpads?

Not 100% sure they meet all your criteria though.

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HP’s ENORMO-SLAB: The Slate 21 MONSTER tablet

Montreal Sean

@AC at 13:15

Yes, Android and IOS can inspire awe during use.

Oh wait, you meant it's unpleasant to use? Well, that would be "awful" then.

Sound similar, means two different things though.

</grammar nazi>

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Montreal Sean

Re: No GPS?

For satnav you really need a Surface tablet.

"Where do you want to go today?"

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PANIC OVER DROOPING house prices hits MEMBER-shaped estate

Montreal Sean

He isn't worried about them taking the piss?

That's a relief.

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Montreal Sean

Re: Why Worry over Wirral Willy?

I wouldn't want to be around when the property value reaches it's peak.

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Montreal Sean

it's a good thing...

It's a good thing the estate at the tip of Georges Road doesn't have a fountain in the back yard.

Actually, it would be better if it did. :)

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Sony's new PlayStation 4: Early faults ENRAGE some buyers

Montreal Sean

Re: Micrososft FUD machine in full swing.

I had a BO laptop back then.

A little soap fixed it though.

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BlackBerry flings John Chen $89 MILLION to save troubled firm

Montreal Sean

Playbook

The Playbook was a nice tablet, it's too bad it was doomed from the start.

My Nexus 7 kicks it's ass when it comes to performance - and it damn well should as it's a couple of generations newer - but there's something about the Playbook's UI that I prefer to Android.

It's also way more solid and stands up to abuse better than pretty much any tablet I've seen, apart from Panasonic's Tough model...

I still think that the Playbook method of swiping inwards from the edges to access menus, keyboard, running applications (which run even while in the background) is superior to Android's (almost) always present task bars.

To each their own though.

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Canadian Vultures shave bare for winter

Montreal Sean

Re: Braver than I...

As a Montrealer, I find having a shaved head is better in the winter.

So much easier with the tuque, no messy tuque head when you get to the office.

:)

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