* Posts by Montreal Sean

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W*nkers of the world unite to SAVE THE PLANET one jerk-off at a time

Montreal Sean

I can see it now.

Middle of a meeting someone stands up.

"My phone is dying, I just need to pop off to the loo."

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Reckon YOU can write better headlines than us? Great – apply within

Montreal Sean

Re: You really need a southwest desert bureau,

They really need a Canadian bureau, I suggest basing it out of Montreal...

I can offer my cellar as office space...

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A truly SHOCKING tale of electrified PCs

Montreal Sean

Re: Saved by synthetic carpet?

One night at my parent's country place, when I was much younger, we learned that the old electric blanket was missing some insulation on the wires inside the blanket.

This was discovered when my mother checked on me in the night and felt my skin tingling.

I woke up feeling full of energy. :)

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Montreal Sean

Re: Bad earth.

It seems to be common practice here in Canada to have a ground strap bolted to the water supply pipe for the house.

I think I might have two ground straps in my home...

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Thecus N4310 4-bay: A NAS-ty beast for the budget-conscious

Montreal Sean

Re: wait for it...

@Josh Cain

"That was it. I was, and am currently, viewing it on my mobe.

My apologies Ed, I figured the content would be constant across platforms."

What do think this is, Microsoft?

:p

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Apple drives itself round bend: PITIES THE FOOL who inks deal with carmakers – source

Montreal Sean

Re: Dark secrets in Cupertino...

They also have air...I see more lawsuits ahead.

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Tesla bumps up Model S P85D acceleration – with software update

Montreal Sean

Re: I didn't have sound...

Not bad I guess, but the roadway I take to get to my street is a ~60% grade and gets quite snow covered in the winter here in Montreal.

My little Kia Rio climbs it without too much effort unless the snow is very hard packed with a slushy top layer.

It's more to do with tires and correct use of the throttle.

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Google: What this planet needs is INTERNET FROM SPAAACE

Montreal Sean

Re: Selfies from Spaaaaace

@Graham Marsden:

I was looking for exactly that, then decided to buy a BMW M3 instead.

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ISS Robonaut gets LEGLESS ... in spaaaace

Montreal Sean

Lightweight!

Next time don't let the robot celebrate his new legs by drinking beer.

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Japan to get blinged-out Firefox OS phone draped in GOLD

Montreal Sean

Re: Looks cool...

Yes it blends, but only with a ninja!

http://www.amazon.com/Ninja-NJ600-Professional-Blender/dp/B003VWXXXK

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Hipsters snap up iPod Classics for $$$s after Apple kills rusty gadget

Montreal Sean

Re: hard drive players...

I have a 6th gen 80GB model that is still seeing at least 5 hours of use a day connected by usb to my cat stereo. On battery it still manages ~25 hours of play per charge.

I also have a 6th gen 160GB model that has barely been used, bought it for home use connected to my stereo but almost never turned it on. It's battery still runs almost 30 hours.

I love the Classic, much more than the 4th gen Touch that I was given as a gift.

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: The fantastical Francesinha

Montreal Sean

Re: I bow to the master

La Belle Pro chicken poutine with a cold can of Coke* may just have to be put on the back burner for a while so I can try this killer.

* though my family has been in Quebec for at least a couple of centuries, I'm an Anglo so no Poutine and Pepsi for me. :)

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Boffins unearth the ultimate antique art - 500,000 years old

Montreal Sean

Porn sure has improved over the millenia.

Though Unk was a big hit at parties with his collection of shells.

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Fiat 500X: A fun-loving Goldilocks who'll get down and dirty

Montreal Sean

Re: FIAT

I prefer "Find It A Tow".

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Tough Banana Pi: a Raspberry Pi for colour-blind diehards

Montreal Sean

Re: Pi is a maths symbol (Pendant Alert!)

@Stuart Longland

He never claimed to be a pedant, he claimed to be a pendant.

:)

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Masala omelette

Montreal Sean

Re: Don't forget

@Cornholio

Now you know where to find your TP.

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Montreal Sean

Re: Don't forget

@Tim99

If you keep a bog roll in your fridge I definitely won't accept any offers of dinner, no matter the amount of booze you promise.

"I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bung-holio!"

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ESA's spaceplane cleared for lift-off in February 2015

Montreal Sean

Re: Pix or it doesn't xist

Raumkraut,

The "e" is silent just like in "shite", just ask the North Americans.

:p

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Hackers seize Detroit's database, demand $800k. Motor City shrugs: OK, take it

Montreal Sean

@Cipher

The Rolodex was too pricey to maintain, the databases have now been comitted to memory by the old dude who sits on the curb outside the post office.

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Quebec's latest bid to break away from Canada HALTED by a single dot

Montreal Sean

Re: Petty cash

We are apparently poor enough that the government of Quebec is contemplating austerity measures which will see us lose some of our social programs. Though we will still be losing a good 1/3 of our salaries to provincial taxes each year.

This despite the CAD $2billion in transfer payments we get each year from the richer provinces.

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Raspberry Pi mini-puter TOO BIG and EXPENSIVE for you? Think AGAIN

Montreal Sean

@Phil_Evans

Of course UK prices are always more than USA prices for American goods, it's expensive to hire people to translate everything to English.

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MEN: For pity's sake SLEEP with LOTS of WOMEN - and avoid Prostate Cancer

Montreal Sean

Re: Does it follow

I was just thinking the same thing.

One handed browsing is good for my health. I'll tell my wife next time she catches me.

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OK Google, do I have CANCER?

Montreal Sean

Going to borrow Gatorade's tagline for a moment.

"Google. Is it in you?"

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Tim Cook: The classic iPod HAD TO DIE, and this is WHY

Montreal Sean

Re: The real reason...

My iPod Classic from 2007 is still going strong.

Original battery life 30 hours, now gets 25 hours.

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Time to test your sarcasm detectors: It's the UN's global comms shakeup extravaganza!

Montreal Sean

Damn, out of fuses.

My sarcasm meter blew 6 of them.

May be time to upgrade to a slow-blow circuit breaker.

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Samsung gets virtual with tiny S5 upgrade and goggle grab

Montreal Sean

Since Samsung obviously copies Apple in all things...

Does that make this the Galaxy S5s?

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MARS NEEDS WOMEN, claims NASA pseudo 'naut: They eat less

Montreal Sean

Re: Testosterone may not help the trip

Women will ask for directions, but men can almost always find their way home even piss drunk.

And when they can't, they usually end up pounding on the house next door. Saturn could be interesting to colonise...

:p

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Montreal Sean

Re: Calories = work

Curry may have a low mass/calories ratio, but the methane might be a problem.

Besides, beer kegs are heavy!

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Red Bull does NOT give you wings, $13.5m lawsuit says so

Montreal Sean

I grew wings.

But then I shaved my head and the wings are gone.

Do I get $10 too?

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Tesla's Elon Musk shows the world his D ... and it's a MONSTER

Montreal Sean

Re: Charging issues? Range?

This isn't a problem for everyone.

Here in Quebec the head of Hydro-Quebec (our sole electricity provider) told us our grid could support a million electric cars, with no upgrades to the grid.

That was almost a decade ago, and improvements have been made since both in EV tech and our grid.

Maybe we're a special case though, we have plenty of renewable electricity from our hydro dams.

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Apple's iPhone 6 can REVERSE BALDNESS (and cause it, too)

Montreal Sean

truly a serious problem!

The problem is worse than reported!

Yesterday I was standing in an elevator and the person next to me was talkking on their iPhone 6/Plus.

When they walked out of the elevator they took some of my hair with them!

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Hiss-hiss! GIGANTIC SOLAR FILAMENT snakes around Sun

Montreal Sean

uh oh!

That looks disturbingly like the beginnings of a tentacle.

At least there are a couple of planets between us so we'll get some warning when the Sun reaches for it's first appetizer...

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Report: HP to SPLIT OFF PC, printer biz from enterprise wing

Montreal Sean

shades of IBM?

Didn't IBM do this more than a decade ago?

I foresee HP selling off the PC/Printer division in a few years time.

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Microsoft on the Threshold of a new name for Windows next week

Montreal Sean

I've got it!

Windows TIE (this isn't eight)

Windows www (we were wrong)

Sean

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The Apple Watch and CROTCH RUBBING. How are they related?

Montreal Sean

Re: Watches are for driving

@PJD

What kind of car are you driving that you need to look at your wrist to tell the time?

Every car I've owned in the last 20 years had a clock in the dash or on the radio face...

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Stalwart hatchback gets a plug-in: Volkswagen e-Golf

Montreal Sean

Re: No spare wheel?

If my battery goes flat I can always push start my manual tranny car.

If I have a blowout, I need a tyre of some kind in the car.

I would much rather dirty my hands changing a tyre than wait (possibly) hours for a tow service.

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Sony reads the future, quits e-reader market says German report

Montreal Sean

One trick pony?

That seems to be where Sony is heading.

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Nice computers don’t need to go to the toilet, says Barclays

Montreal Sean

Re: automated checkout machines

@Raoul Miller:

They've recently partnered with Wesson, if you steal something the automated checkout machine shoots you in the back.

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Apple winks at parents: C'mon, get your kid a tweaked Macbook Pro

Montreal Sean

Re: Still too expensive

@djstardust: How will you run OS X on that cheaper Windows laptop?

Apples/Oranges.

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Fear a terrifying killer robot revolution? GET A GRIP: Boffins invent cyborg hand for humans

Montreal Sean

Re: I fear robot rebellion

@btrower: Just talk to Ash, he knows what to do.

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Get an EYEFUL OF CURRY for the sake of your brain

Montreal Sean

Re: @moiety

Actually @jake, that's Alzheimer's, named after the psychiatrist/neuropathologist Alois Alzheimer who first described the condition.

When casting stones, it's best if you don't live in a glass house.

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The Windows 8 dilemma: Win 8 or wait for 9?

Montreal Sean

Re: Time for some truly revolutionary GUIs?

We have this type of interface already, it's called a secretary. Or personal assistant or whatever the politically correct term is these days.

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Man FOUND ON MOON denies lunar alien interface

Montreal Sean

@Grease Monkey

"Since when was the 45th anniversary of anything at all significant?"

They don't want it to have a mid-life crisis and run off to buy a sports car?

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Montreal Sean

Re: Some of those redditors...

@John Tserkezis

That was no moon.

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Use Tor or 'extremist' Tails Linux? Congrats, you're on an NSA list

Montreal Sean

Anyone purchasing tin-foil is also on the list.

Nothing must block the brain scanners.

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Firefighters deliver trapped student from GIANT GERMAN LADYPARTS

Montreal Sean

Re: Always practice safe sex.

Balls. *cathch/catch

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Montreal Sean

Always practice safe sex.

You never know what you might cathch.

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DON’T add me to your social network, I have NO IDEA who you are

Montreal Sean

Re: hmph!

I'd much prefer you connect with me on cockring.

"Cockring, the close circle helping you grow your business."

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Google's Nexus devices get stealth Android update

Montreal Sean

@E 2 : NSA, GCHQ, etc.

Finally! I can now stop doing all that manually!

It has been consuming way too much of my day.

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Facebook wants to LISTEN IN on the songs and vids playing in YOUR living room

Montreal Sean

TrishaD, I see you throat warbling cd.

And raise you one Vogon poetry CD.

Zuck on that FB!

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