Authenticity fail - insufficient use of "like".
114 posts • joined 18 Nov 2010
Authenticity fail - insufficient use of "like".
My present budget for this year will go to the company who avoids playing moronic xmas music over their tannoy.
A very good filter - probably excludes 99.999% of all tat (and even non-tat) purveyors.
If 80 people are carried every day then over 365 days that is 80*365 = 29,200 passengers per year.
Over this time the bus is fuelled by 500 people that means each person shitting propels 29,200/500 = 58.4 passengers.
Even if the bus only carries a quarter of its capacity (20*365 = 7,300) that's still 7,300 / 500 = 14.6 passengers per shitter.
A bit more efficient than 4 shitters per passenger!
>> Tripadvisor should flag up hotels with policies like this really clearly,
And how are Tripadvisor going to know that they have such a policy?
an Android phone with a camera like the one on the 1020. I'll just keep hoping that it happens sometime.
>> particularly unusable since it prevents me from using a password manager by asking for random characters from my password.
Get a better password manager? One that lets you select specific characters / substrings from your password.
Am I the only one who, on reading the title, expected the word "Goatse" to appear in the article?
It means the major ISPs have agreed(*) to provide an option to filter "unsuitable" content (because - see icon). Some weeks I ago I had checked my own account settings I was very surprised to see that the default setting there was opt-out.
As one would expect the definition of "unsuitable" is suitably vague (at least whatever definitions I've seen have left me with more questions than answers).
I must admit that Virgin is my ISP. In my defence may I point out that my router's DNS settings point elsewhere and I appear to have been completely missed by this outage, reading about it on El Reg is the first I've known about it.
(*) for "agreed" read - "bullied by the, pure as driven snow, tabloid press".
Roll on 01/04 (or 04/01 for the left-pondians)
One I've seen a bit too often recently - "full proof" (as in "I want this UI to be full proof").
But scientists are intrigued by the mix of stuff coming off the comet.
Wot no boffins?
I'll put my hand up to carrying my Galaxy Note(*) in the back pocket of my jeans(**) and occasionally sitting on it. No ill effect.
*: the original one, still going strong on Cyanogen Mod
**: Not particular skinny.
"удивительным чертовски луна-база", по-видимому. (Google является вашим другом)
Priorities 1: India spends roughly 45 million (in Sterling) sending a satellite to Mars and hopefully inspiring a future generation of scientists. In the mean time we will be spending upwards of 30-40 BILLION to get from London to Brum a few minutes quicker. How many kids will HS2 inspire?
Priorities 2: It costs more to get some footballers to pledge temporary allegiance to a team!
>> But be proud that throughout it all the British response was to ignore the cowards for what they are/were > spineless gits.
And now, possibly to return the balance to the mean, we have gone in the absolutely opposite direction. Peaceful, normal day to day activities get the "OMFG T3rr0ist!!!!!!!" treatment.
>> and the ROMs didn't affect the warrany?
Response 1: Warranty? After 4 years? Good luck trying to get any phone manufacturer to fix anything under warranty after so long - even if the phone had been kept in pristine condition.
Response 2: The San Francisco was both relatively cheap and about as close to un-brickable as is possible that there were plenty who were able to take the risk of flashing it over and over again.
>> He must be married.
If he was married (or in a relationship) he would have known the correct answer: They got their husbands / partners to queue and get it for them.
Apple giving away an album is probably the first world problem to end all first world problems. You wouldn't know it for all wailing and gnashing though.
(Neither a U2 fan nor a fanboi)
Can we expect to see Google in Private Eye's "Me & My Spoons" column soon?
Work-life balance etc: don't take your work to the pub!
>> a NATO summit in and around Cardiff, Wales later this week
It is in Newport. Many South Walians get a little touchy about their neck of the woods being identified as the 'diff.
Works so long as you don't need to use a foreign keyboard, say, when on holiday.
Roger Waters says it best:
Does the presence of a potato make a difference to the boss watching or not watching?
>> The fine for speeding like that would be huge!!
At ~40 kilometers per second, I suspect that most of the technology employed by your average "safety camera partnership" would struggle to detect the speeding. (Don't try this at home kids)
Edit: Corrected units
>> £199 for WD 4T ?????
It must be a VERY big can.
"Thus, it wouldn’t be surprising if the Chinese government is highly interested in getting a better sense of the possibility of deeper U.S. military involvement that could help protect the Chinese oil infrastructure in Iraq,”
"The West" (mainly US/UK/OZ) in its role as the World's Policeman(TM) spends lives and money "bringing democracy" to various countries and dealing with eruptions of local difficulties. The Chinese come along behind and do business. Smart that.
Will we see an upsurge in phishing emails apparently from gs.com addresses?
Mail body contains some financial jargon and signature with references to SOX etc.. No exhortations to open the attachment. I'll bet there will be a few marks who wont be able open the attachment fast enough.
>> Anyway, I just want more tech shows BBC, go on, more technology please!
Unfortunately the BBC's "technology" output falls way short of the expectations of many El Reg readers.
Despite having their own man in charge they still couldn't get a favourable deal to buy Nokia.
Google were following the instructions from that well known documentary.
"Don't mention the war!"
>>"At what level are things really kept secret"
>That would be Strap 4, which covers codewords like CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN.
Beyond that you have to have signed paragraph 4 of the OSA.
All the main-stream political parties are as bad as each other. Vote Monster Raving Loony - you know it makes sense.
Bids and offers of Directorships to
the Tory Party HQ the HQ of whichever party is in power at the time.
It has been so for some time now.
Is everybody going to ignore the real story of what bitcoin may have had to do with the DEATH OF DIANA?
Wrong tabloid.We're talking about the Daily Wail here. For DoD(*) you want the Sexpress.
(*): Death of D....
> The real problem is that in the US, companies can issue gag orders like this to hush scandals down.
And here I thought the left-pondians were critical of UK judicial proceedings and super injunctions. Imitation truly is the sincerest form of flattery.
Given that McAfee's best known product is memorable for its ability to reduce a perfectly normal PC to a crawl such that there is little to differentiate it from malware would you really want something from them on your phone?
A snack that would probably only be of interest to trolls. Totally lacking in key nutrition groups (e.g. gristle) for humans and associated species.
I bet there is a "safety camera partnership" operative who wishes he was there.
You've got me stumped!
How do you weigh out 10 lbs using weights which are all multiples of 7? I can get 10.5 lbs but not 10, and that too it takes 2 weighings.
a) Weigh out 21 lbs (14+7)
b) Put the weights away and split the potatoes weighed in 'a' equally between the two pans.
> no law would ever yet have been finalized by Parliament. They'd all still be in perpetual debug mode.
Given some legislation and some attempted legislation in the not so dim and distant past that possibly would be no bad thing.
As a child growing up in a far away land, the World Service brought us news and entertainment. Today it is, for all practical purposes, "news only". I doubt we would have listened as much to it then if it had been in the format it is now.
I'm sure one of our magnificent "news" papers will find that it was an illegal immigrant wot done it.
>> If you fix my Vista box I will be your friend.
> Ways to terminate a friendship.
> #234: can you fix my Windows computer?
#234? It must surely rank much higher than that.
>> 20 years ago, we had Windows 3.11 and Office 6.
20 years ago, where I worked, we used WordPerfect.
No version of MS Office in all the years since has been even half as powerful for consistently getting documents to look exactly like you want them to.
>> Ok, so can someone please provide an explanation of how this practice might be in breach of the Data Protection Act?
The principles of the act are listed here: http://ico.org.uk/for_organisations/data_protection/the_guide/the_principles
At the very least, principle 3 would appear to be being breached.
Many moons ago I had a problem logging in to my "My NTL"/"My Virgin Media" (can't remember if it was before or after the re-branding). Anyway, the helpful person in Philippines / India was able to tell me my password - and this was one I had changed some time in the even more dim and distant past. I remember this because the password was a rather, uh, strange combination of words and the person commented on it.
<shudder> Goatsecoin </shudder>
One reason I regularly read the Register is for the (generally) insightful and / or amusing comments provided by many of the regular commentards.
Tldr: It's the commentards wot makes El Reg so interesting.
Taking the population at 1.27 billion (BEELION!), 300 to 400 GB works out to just about a couple of bytes per head. Even if only 0.1% of the entire population is being monitored and data retained that's still just a few KB each. Which begs the question is the limit really 300 GB / 400 GB across everyone or is it per person?