* Posts by Trainee grumpy old ****

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Reusable autonomous swimming microbots soak up 95% of spilt lead

Trainee grumpy old ****

Re: Uranium?

I don't know of too many Uranium-contaminated water sources, but I would think that Mercury would be an outstanding target.

Or crude oil. Think clean up after an oil spill or tanker / drilling-rig disaster.

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Bibliotheca Alexandrina buys a Huawei superdupercomputer

Trainee grumpy old ****
Holmes

How about

The Nine Billion Names of God

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China's Great Firewall inventor forced to use VPN live on stage to dodge his own creation

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Big Brother

Re: A taste of his own poison

And it was ever thus: do what I say, not what I do.

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That one phone the FBI wanted unlocked? Here are 63 more, says ACLU

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Facepalm

More fool you

If you expected them to be telling the truth when they said "there's just one"

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Cunning scam: Mobe app stalks victims then emails booby-trapped bogus speeding tickets

Trainee grumpy old ****
Meh

Re: Ingenius scam.

I can understand the GPS thing and getting the email address, but how do they get the license plate picture?

By the time the mark realises that the attachment does not contain an image of the license plate it is too late.

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Bug bounty hunters score big dollars and the boom's only just begun

Trainee grumpy old ****

Is it just me?

As I read through the article I had a growing feeling that it would end with a plug for a "learn to be a bug hunter" course of some sort. It sounded more and more like one of those "work from home for just a few hours and make xK £/$/€ per month/week/day" posts you come across in some forums.

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Coding is more important than Shakespeare, says VC living in self-contained universe

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Re: What a moron

He's a VC - he was never going to want anything else.

Given his ringing endorsement, presumably what he looks for in an applicant is the ability to discuss a random edition of The Economist cover to cover rather than the quality or viability of the project requesting funding.

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Challenge! German drives from South Africa to Norway in nine days

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Boffin

And how did they get to Amman?

To reach Europe - and avoid Syria - the team flew from Amman, Jordan.

But they don't appear to have driven in Jordan. The list of 19 countries, presumably in chronological order, goes straight from Egypt to Turkey.

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Met Police wants to keep billions of number plate scans after cutoff date

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Black Helicopters

Re: returning to the DNA issue*

>> SOP runs it through the database, and - horror of horrors - 5 matches are returned.

The cynic in me says they'll pick one of the 5 and keep schtum about the others.

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Re: Why are we surprised?

>> If they caught then the "oops we forgot" or "there are no clear guidelines" ploy is used.

you forgot "no one is above the law(*)" and "lessons will be learned".

(*) exceptionsapplyseefineprintburiedinafootnoteonpage94

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Cardinal sin: Ex St Louis baseball exec cops to 'hacking' rival team's db

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Facepalm

Email account of an ex-employee still receiving emails?

" Even when unauthorized access to the database was detected by the Astros and user passwords were changed, Correa simply logged into the staffer's email account and lifted the new credentials."

Seems to imply that when the employee left the Cardinals they did not suspend / delete his email account (assuming it was a corporate account) or remove it from all distribution lists (if it was a personal account)

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British bureaucrats are world's most social-media-tastic

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Trollface

Never a more apt acronym?

"gag"

(see OECD shortened url)

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France says 'non' to Wi-Fi and Tor restrictions after terror attack

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WTF?

@Matt Bryant Re: Trainee Who wouldda thunk it?!

Hey! I'm supposed to be the grumpy one here!

Sure nothing's perfect and yes Five Eyes won't be losing any sleep over this. However having seen successive governments falling over themselves to demand more powers for the securicracy, when we occasionally see one apparently declining to do this, it does seem like something worth mildly exclaiming over.

On the other hand, if you were just practising your Bah Humbug, you better get a move on - only 12 days left!

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Go

Who wouldda thunk it?!

A government that's willing to tell the "security" types where to go?

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US State Department sicko pleads guilty to sextortion from UK embassy

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WTF?

Phished? Yes; Blackmailed? Yes; Hacked? No

"IT staff traced it to Ford's computer and, on searching the hard drive, found a spreadsheet detailing more than 450 email accounts **hacked** from over 200 victims."

Since when did phishing and blackmail get counted as hacking?

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Hacker predicts AMEX card numbers, bypasses chip and PIN

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FAIL

Re: Don't think for a minute it's only AmEx...

And it's not just replacement cards. At least one UK card provider issues add-on cards with the same number and CVV as the main account holder's card.

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MoD-founded firm Niteworks loses login creds of UK defence folk

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Re: Name Change

"Niteworks"? With a name like that do they belong to the Seamstresses Guild?

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Reg mashup rates CompSci unis for books, booze and boogie

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Terminator

I, for one, welcome our Precog masters etc.

"...having shot up from eighth spot to fifth since the 2016 survey."

In the real world it is still 2015 yet not only is the 2016 survey out but there has been another one out after that from which this progress is being reported?

<fx> whistles softly and backs away very slowly, </fx>

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Bacon as deadly as cigarettes and asbestos

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Mushroom

I'll stop eating <insert food of choice>, drinking <whatever> and doing <whatever else>

When the Daily Wail repeorts that reading the Daily Mail gives you cancer and buggers house prices. Until then, they will have to pry my bacon butty from my cold dead hands.

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Alibaba experiences ‘I love China’ company rep breakdown … 22 times

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Big Brother

Possible explanations

Either the gentleman was tired & emotional or he was warning the speaker to be careful or he would be denounced as an enemy of the people.

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Earth wobbles on axis as Google rebrands

Trainee grumpy old ****

> One suspects that the sale and supply of josticks and whalesong CD's around Google secret hideout HQ spiked during this, erm, exercise.

Looking at the results, I suspect this is one case where the joss stick & whalesong budget was under-spent.

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Indian DEITY lifts national pr0n ban

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Stop

Cunning Bureaucrats

Gets the government of the hook - "we aren't blocking any sites"

Puts the onus on the ISPs. You can bet your last Rupee they aren't going to spend any effort verifying whether the sites hosts kiddie pr0n or not.

Result: the ban goes in name only.

Treble lassis all around!

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US spied on Japanese PM Abe, Mitsubishi, and so much more

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Trollface

Someone's got to say it:

They were just checking what was under the kimono.

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Moto fires BROADSIDE into the flagship phone's waterline with X Play and Style

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Moto G 1st Gen

Have had it for about 18 months now. After a string of flagship phones with one exception (Orange San Fransisco), don't see why I should go back to paying a bomb for a phone. Quite tempted by the new versions, but my current phone is still going strong so it's nice to know I have good options when it starts to flag.

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Police investigate strange case of doughnut-licking pop singer Ariana Grande

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Coat

RE: That should be "Donut try to divide us...:", Shirley?

What about "Donut fore sake me...."?

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Assange™'s emotional plea for asylum in France rejected

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Re: Ironic..

That's ironic as ** the lack of ** a French Letter was what got him into this mess - allegedly...

FTFY

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Facebook fiddles with News Feed algo. Brace yourself for CONTENTGEDDON

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Flame

she / he did/said <insert random> and then his/her response will <insert more crap>

If there is one software patent I would welcome it will be a way of getting rid of all clickbait (not just from the free content ad network)

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Microsoft points at Skype, Lync: You two, in my office – right now

Trainee grumpy old ****

> My main gripe with Lync is it lets useless bastards across the globe know I'm at my desk

1. Assign those of your contacts that you trust to "Workgroup" and check the settings for the permissions on notifications from members of Workgroup.

2 Status = Do not disturb.

3. Get stuff done.

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Just LOOK at this filthy Imation linen, screeches furious Clinton Group

Trainee grumpy old ****

Clinton?

Past POTUS or greeting card company?

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Silence is golden: Charlie Chaplin's The Tramp is 100 today

Trainee grumpy old ****

Re: The greatest speech ever made.

"This video is unavailable" - but if you meant the one from The Great Dictator (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX25PDBb708) I couldn't agree more. Should be mandatory viewing for all who would rule.

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Do androids dream of herding electric sheep?

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Facepalm

Re: I have to say a big thumbs up for............

Of course! Have a rec.

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Boffin

Re: I have to say a big thumbs up for............

> ...........the Phillip K Dick reference.

um isn't "gripping hand" => Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle?

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UK.gov: We want Britannia's mobe-enabled cars to rule the roads

Trainee grumpy old ****

"Their numbers allowed for the fact that jobs such as delivery drivers would disappear."

Thinking of your about town courier/delivery: OK self driving delivery vehicles = no driver. But you will still need someone to get (usually) the right boxes out of the back and hand them over at the appropriate addresses.

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Met Police in egg/face blunder as shop-a-crim site's SSL cert expires

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Big Brother

The Register contacted the Metropolitan Police for comment but none was forthcoming.

Don't worry, they'll probably break down your door at 5 a.m. and arrest you for "hacking".

Some years ago this comment wouldn't have come to mind or, if it did, I would have used the joke icon; but now this one will have to do until we get a Kafka one.

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Anti-gay Indiana starts backtracking on hated law after tech pressure

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WTF?

So WWJD?

Given the examples provided in the Bible, do you truly believe that Jesus would refuse to have anything to do with a person who was <insert orientation here>? If He wouldn't, what gives you an opt out based on your belief in him?

(not a follower of any "major faith")

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Belgium to the rescue as UK consumers freeze after BST blunder

Trainee grumpy old ****

>> What's the difficulty? Printed timetables could just include a note to the effect that, "services will run an hour before the printed time between April and October, whilst on-line and electronic timetables could adjust automatically.

So if I want to get the 14:22, to <wherever> which train do I catch?

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Assange™ lawyers demand Swedish prosecution files or no London interview

Trainee grumpy old ****

>The issue is that even if they come, Assange could refuse to answer and could refuse to meet with them. So while the investigators are there. Its pretty much a wasted trip.

If he refused to meet them, then hopefully the prosecution could use that to make a case for waiving the statute of limitations? The fact that he makes a new demand everytime he gets a concession should be going into the building of a case....

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That's a big 4Ker of a cosmos: 3D planetarium to open in Bristol

Trainee grumpy old ****
Black Helicopters

RE: “Software Defined Programmable City”

>> see what happens to it when it makes contact with St Paul's. And Southmead. And Hartcliffe

Whoever came up with the name may subconciously wish to configure certain areas out of the city?

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SCARESTEROID of the week to miss Earth on Friday

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Trollface

The Express?

If they haven't made any connection between this asteroid and Diana then it can't be an important story.

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Layla enjoys a Sanskrit makeover: Clapton set to become one of several Gods

Trainee grumpy old ****

Some of his other tracks on Sound Cloud are worth a listen too

I quite like his version of Don't Fear the Reaper - https://soundcloud.com/krishashok/mrityum-ma

No idea if the lyrics are true to the original.

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BBC websites GO TITSUP – Auntie blames 'internal system failure'

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Trollface

Wonder if anyone will come up with

"This just goes to show why we need more Digital!"

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Boffins probe mystery of ANTARCTIC BLOOD GLACIER

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Joke

Boffins

Boffins in the title but Scientists in the article? Is this pandering to new readers' complaints? Nothing but the finest boffins for us regular readers please!

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Reckon YOU can write better headlines than us? Great – apply within

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WTF?

>> Millions follow our world-beating coverage of ray guns, atom smashers, killer robots, selected celebrities, zeppelins, space oddities, and garden-shed engineering breakthroughs, besides our daily reports on the professional IT world.

How could you forget the post-pub nosh?!

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Watch: China has made an internet censorship THEME SONG

Trainee grumpy old ****
Big Brother

Screen behind the chorus

Are those the lyrics that are being projected onto the screen at the back of the stage?

Is the audience expected to sing along or is it just to reinforce the message?

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Anthem, America's second biggest health insurer, HACKED: Millions hit by breach

Trainee grumpy old ****
Meh

Re: Love it...

>> What happens to the poor schmucks after 12 months...

Well, by then some other mega-corp will have been "hacked" and will be paying for 12 months of identity theft monitoring. Rinse and repeat.

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Hey kids! If you vote Facebook will give you EXTRA LIKES*

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Boffin

> It's a pity single transferable vote didn't get through.

The reason STV didn't get through was both Labour and the Conservatives pitched it as something the Lib Dems wanted and therefore it must be opposed. The referendum happened at about the height of the "bash the Yellows" phase of this parliament. If the next parliament is even more hung than the current one, then I suspect both parties may soon regret not having STV.

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Lost SPACECRAFT believed FOUND ON COMET

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Joke

>> Yeah, but how do you pronounce it?

Papua New Guinea?

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Thailand: 'The nail that sticks up gets hammered down'

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Re: It is

>> PS. Icon - the only thing that kill a vindaloo...

Only because you've never encountered a real vindaloo.

The vindaloo comes from the Portuguese colonies in India, primarily Goa, and is a fusion of Portuguese and Indian cuisines. It is more sour, due to the vinegar used, than hot, due to any chillies. Additionally a "proper" vindaloo is made with pork - something you are quite unlikely to find in most "Indian" restaurants in Britain.

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SPACE the FINAL FRONTIER: These are the images of COMET PROBE ROSETTA

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Mushroom

Re: Ok, so I'm sold on location

You can build a snowman but, seeing as everything is "Egyptian", don't be too surprised if some killjoy issues a fatwa against it.

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