* Posts by Your Retarded

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Metallic Glass iPhone 5 to battle pottery Samsung Galaxy S3

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Re: Missed my opportunity to be a patent troll

You could have patented it, possibly, before the competition.

You may have found however that the prior art on things like PDAs go back much further than you might first think.

Unfortunately one of the requirements for a patent application is that you haven't told anyone about it.

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Brit pair deported from US for 'destroy America' tweet

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Doncaster bloke

He was NOT in the airport at the time. It was some time before his scheduled flight - he was threatening to blow them up if they did not get themselves sorted out in time for when he would be there. So in that respect actually quite similar to this story.

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Steerable bullet aims for mass army deployment

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The M2 *IS* a mounted weapon

It is far too big and heavy for hand-held use.

So will people please stop going on about trembling hands?

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Using phone-tracking tech? 'Fess up now, urges expert

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Banana war: Velvet Underground shoots holes in Apple bag

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Boffin

Hi

Prior art is relevant when discussing patents.

Not copyright.

They are different.

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Amazon welcomes Microsoft files into Kindle cloud

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IT Angle

What about Android?

Does it work with the Android app?

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Doomsday Clock ticks one minute closer to annihilation

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Selfish and irresponsible

Having children is fine, if you can afford to support them properly yourself and do not expect anyone else to be forced to help you.

The decision to have children is an important one, and should be made taking into consideration all relevant factors. Most people do not think about this decision before making it. There are a large number of individuals of little education and meagre means who have learned only that having children entitles them to leech off others who work for a living.

Any person with an ounce of intelligence, looking at the decision rationally, can choose when they want to have children and how many. If they can look at the world as it is today and see that there are limited resources, then a decision to increase the population by making more than two new people is a reprehensible demonstration of extreme selfishness and irresponsibility.

I may have children one day. When I do I will ensure that decent values are imparted to them, that they receive a fitting eduction, and I will PAY FOR THEIR UPBRINGING MYSELF.

There is no reasonable argument for forcing honest working people to pay for others' children. Such a structure only encourages the expectation of low-life to have everything handed to them on a plate for no effort, and perpetuates this attitude over generations.

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'Mainstream media' mute in SOPA piracy debate

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Temperature of Coffee

There is an upper limit to the temperature of a hot drink, which I would speculate is very similar to the boiling point of water. Granted, this is subject to change with atmospheric pressure.

This is the temperature at which most people make coffee or tea, as the usual mechanism for doing this involves boiling a kettle.

So how can coffee be "too hot"?

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Apple legal threat to Steve Jobs doll deemed 'bogus'

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CIVIL LAW

"Apple had sent a letter ... which said in part that the company's use of late Apple cofounder's likeness was a 'criminal offense'."

Right of Publicity (Personality Rights) infringements, similar to trademark and copyright issues are a civil matter, not a criminal one.

Any party can choose to sue any other party in a civil court if they feel they have grounds to do so. This does not mean anyone has committed any criminal acts.

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Official: File-sharing is a religion... in Sweden

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@Jake

I approve highly of your observations. I did think however, it would be apt to point out that the saying is 'waiting with BATED breath'.

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Humans, insects set to OBLITERATE frankincense supply

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@MasterPerfumer

A pleasure to meet your acquaintance. Maybe you could settle a question I have had for a while.

Gold, pretty comfortable with that.

Frankincense, good idea what that is, seen it for sale and so on.

Myrrh? WTF is Myrrh?

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Bah, humbug! Virgin Media censors Charles D**kens

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A clbuttic error,

indeed...

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Blast at Apple gear factory hurts 61

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IT Angle

Pegatron?

Oo 'r they?

I'm perfectly capable of looking it up for myself - it's just from the article it doesn't appear that the name has any connection to the events being discussed...

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Steve Jobs' last design: New Apple HQ pics

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Stegway

That would be personal transportation for armoured herbivorous dinosaurs then?

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"He had never liked the idea of people being able to open things."

Who knew?

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Concerns over plan to boost pharma by releasing NHS data

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"Let me be clear, this does not threaten privacy,"

We're expected to trust the Government when they say this after their track record?

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Busty Ohio mannequin survives assassination attempt

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Um.. double fail...

In most election-type events, one is forbidden from voting for oneself. However, in this case it was not he who was running for mayor, it was in fact the lovely Miss BarBe.

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Chrome is the most secured browser - new study

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Very fishy

I would be quite happy to take the results of this 'independent' study at face value except for the fact that all of the tests seems to have been chosen to favour Chrome.

For a start they tested two versions of Chrome and yet excuse not testing some other contenders due to limitations on resources - a clear bias right out of the gate.

Then, over all of the individual tests (highlighted in the article) Chrome gets a tick for every single one - scoring a golden 100%. In not a single aspect was IE or Firefox better than Chrome? I find that very hard to swallow. Usually competing products have different pros and cons!

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Your Retarded
Headmaster

Complaisance?

I think you meant COMPLACENCE.

They sound similar but have different meanings.

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Man fights felony hacking charge for accessing wife's email

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WTF?

judge Pat Donofrio said...

"Your client is being charged with security intellectual property – her email, accessing her intellectual property,"

Anybody care to speculate what he actually MEANT by that? Is 'security intellectual property' an offence in Michigan? Does he always talk in incoherent sentences?

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Alec Baldwin kicked off plane for playing with his phone

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"horrendous grammer"

Oh, the irony...

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GCHQ code-breaking challenge cracked by Google search

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Dear Simon,

If you knew any teachers that actually give a damn about their jobs, you'd find that they certainly work considerably longer hours than those for which typical children attend school.

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Boffin's bot spots red light jumpers before they kill

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Duh

There already exists a system that can penalise drivers who break the law by ignoring traffic signals. It's called a 'red light camera' it's far simpler and cheaper than this system and is also considerably more reliable. They usually use straightforward pressure sensors in the road just like the ones on the approach that actually control the light sequence.

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Wrong, in fact you fail

Actually, 1/6 = 0.16

15 < 16

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NASA busts booster booster

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Boffin

Rocket Science...

Everybody knows it's easy anyway. They don't even use Relativity.

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BUSTED! Secret app on millions of phones logs key taps

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Boffin

This is pretty standard set-up for a proxy server

After all, if HTTPS traffic were to be just allowed to pass untouched, that would be a pretty big hole in the purpose of a web proxy, would it not?

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PROVEN: Violent video games mess with your head

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Traffic causation

All traffic queues are caused by people STOPPING. Usually fools.

On a motorway there is almost never a valid reason to stop, unless a serious incident occurs immediately in front of you blocking the entire carriageway.

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Apple killer app Siri struggles with Indian regional accents

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Usually

with voice-recognition facilities you get the option to correct the things it gets wrong, so that it can learn to recognise your voice more reliably.

Of course it isn't going to get it right on the first try. I speculate most of us didn't, during early childhood...

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Apple's cloud music service 'WIPES your iPHONE'

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I heard...

that there was no DRM on iTunes stuff.

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Pass the wine, dear. Yes, that papier-mache thing

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Actually

Tetra-Pak cartons are now collected for recycling from the kerbside by many councils. There is a map on their web site which can help you find the best way to recycle them.

Interestingly, I only found out that my local council will happily recycle Tetra-Paks by phoning them and asking them about it.

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Don't get privates trapped in Facebook's silos, warn experts

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WTF?

Translation please

"leaving out completely on service participation"

"lever out net neutrality"

Any ideas as to what these strange-looking statements actually mean?

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BSA name-and-shame tactic may have backfired

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That's right, the BSA are basically toothless...

You can just fob them off if they start pestering you. In my experience they have always been most polite.

However, FAST are the ones to worry about.

I have seen circumstances involving small businesses where FAST have obtained a search warrant from a court in order to carry out a software audit, and they are assisted by the police.

They will be waiting at your office first thing on a Monday morning, and they will look closely at all of your computers. If there's no proof of a license to use any software that concerns them (e.g. MS, Adobe) then they can confiscate computers as evidence. The directors of the business will end up in court.

There is a fairly good get-out, though. If the business can show 'due diligence' to sorting out any licensing issues, they will probably be let off with a slap on the wrist and maybe a small fine. A nice policy that says something like "we intend to buy a new computer every month to replace those in use, and we will ensure that new computers are only be installed with fully-licensed software" goes a long way in these kind of circumstances.

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World's only twin jet-engine bike drives onto eBay

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New tap turns water into super-cleaning potion

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Professor Leighton

So it seems he has finished solving puzzles with that little boy and now he's doing science!

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Spanish firm brings 20MW solar ‘ranch’ online in Arizona

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Maybe

they will supply a different set of 3400 homes next year? Y'know, to make it fair and all?

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'Indestructible' Moto Defy telly ad banned

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The ad is not evidence

Would you just take their word for it that there were no editing or post-production tricks employed?

No, I think I would be more inclined to believe the results if it was done in a scientific and independently verifiable way.

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Pay-by-wave: At least it's better than being mugged

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Finally, some common sense...

Thank you for this article. Hopefully people will see the reasoning and drop some of the FUD.

Two things to add:

1) A phone could also be configured so you have to press a button to enable the NFC payment. That would be a very easy way to guard against unwanted payments.

2) Legally, the bank always protects the consumer against fraud.

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The Register Guide on how to stay anonymous (part 2)

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NoScript

"By default, NoScript only allows scripts and objects coming from the website you are visiting to run."

Not so, Trevor, I'm afraid.

NoScript does not allow ANY scripts to run by default. You must allow each domain from which you want to approve scripts to run.

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US Supremes liken GPS tracking to 1984's Big Brother

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"track American's whereabouts"

Which American are we talking about here?

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NASA tells Voyager 2 to save its strength

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Well done.

Yes. But it obviously isn't 'warm' enough to keep the pipes from freezing which is why they need a heater on the pipes to start with!

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Stop

Why would the fuel in the tank be warm?

It has been stored at a pretty low ambient temperature for over thirty years!

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Honda upgrades humanoid robot to SERVE BEER

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"57 degrees of movement freedom"

Have Heinz had something to do with this?

More importantly, I would like to know if it can make TEA...

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If thine brown eye offend thee, blast it with a laser

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Roxette

I think Roxette asked about this procedure in a song from the 80s....

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Apple assails mobile porn purveyor's URLs

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WTF?

What?

What is this great firewall of apple of which you speak?

I'm pretty sure there are no restrictions on access to the web from iDevices...

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Robot cop tackles mystery tinfoil poo-bomb bandit

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Spectrum analyser

I've got one of those on my Hi-Fi. I don't know whether it would be much use in disposing of explosives...

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Has your account been pwned? New website will tell you

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They do explain...

that they don't store any of the actual data . They only calculate the hashes and then discard the data, to help guard against exactly such an eventuality.

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Cops cuff London Apple Store 'scooter raiders'

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Many scooters?

In fact there are many models of scooter with 100cc plus engines, and even up to 800cc. 'Low-power' motorcycles are generally considered as those up to 250cc. In the UK a scooter with an engine of 50cc or less is known as a moped, to which different rules apply.

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The Register Guide on how to stay anonymous (part 1)

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Boffin

Important to note

that if you are behind a proxy server then the HOSTS file is not used.

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Google explains 'why' ads target user's Gmail

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Umm

I was under the impression that most ISPs provide an e-mail function as part of their package. Therefore I fail to see why most people would need a free e-mail service at all?

Ok, so if you don't have your own computer and internet connection and don't want to pay for an e-mail service (even though it is crucially important to your life) then it would be useful - but surely Google would be the last people you would expect to respect your privacy!

I can access my ISP e-mail using a variety of methods; spam filtering is included; I even have an unlimited number of e-mail addresses so I can just make them up as desired for different uses.

For a short time I downgraded the account to a free dial-up so I could retain my address even though I wasn't paying for broadband.

There are anonymous e-mail services for those things you wouldn't want to band your real address about for.

On a slightly different note, if there's one thing that makes a business look unprofessional it's paying to have business cards made or company vehicles emblazoned with some crappy personal e-mail address when it costs £4 to register a domain name.

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Tesla pre-sells all 2012 Model S output

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One doesn't just connect two batteries together!

There needs to be some charging control, of course - just like there is in one of those little booster/charger thingies.

In the idea I suggested though, the vehicle sees no difference from a normal charge. You use the standard cable and charge at the same rate; just the impact on the grid for this is spread out.

The main idea here is to distribute the demand for EV charging power so that it is smoother throughout the day. The charging stations could possibly even be made "smart" like the new fridges which don't switch on during short periods of high demand. Charging faster might be a bonus if possible, but a thicker cable would probably be needed.

I have seen capacitor arrays in use in industry that could meet these requirements for handling charge. The weight is of course not a crucial consideration and neither is leakage particularly important due to the fact that the array is permanently connected to the supply. Ideally, the array could be charged primarily from local renewable sources, e.g. micro wind/hydro and solar PV.

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