28 posts • joined 6 Jun 2007
Has anybody noticed......
Or is it just me gone bonkers
Observe closely and you will notice that Michael Barratt is indeed and young (or recycled) CHUCK NORRIS without his trademark beard.
Pity the Russians and the Jap
Chuck is aiming for the final frontier.
Thats what i thinks of the Virgin services, and yes i am presently suffering customer, don't hurry to join this. All you are going to get is disappointment.
Wait for somebody else to start this service, hope everybody will be doing so over the next year
Reading all you valuable suggestions and comments, I have come to the conclusion that Scientology is a piece of crap but, their tactics are not very different to what the Catholicas have been doing in Africa and Asia for the past 3 Decades.
Me think sooo...
Now time to watch a Cruise ology film
Time to get some more "you tubesque" videos out from the inside.
Any Volunteer's ?
Thought of a new TV program
Contestents intersted in being the father,
IQ <= 50
Filthy (parental) rich
talentless yet want to be a celebrity
vocabulary based around two words "hot" "cool"
Atleast 4 pets not necessarily alive
been to jail atleast once
and so on.
any takers int eh Reg readership!!!
Complaints on the raise...
... about the broadband speeds we have available in the Blighty.
It's High Time
The REG (Al Reg) started putting up Scientology busting and Paris ****ing Videos.
ALL vote for AL REG
Mine with the devil pasted on the back.
It was only.....
me and my c**t that the americans haven't invented.
The IT angle is in.....
the way this new reaches us. So i for one have no complaints.
As for the Paris Hilton angle, my mind is always there.
a perfect match and happy family to me (a bit disfunctional as you would expect from the area).
You just turned me into a hardcore Paris Fan.........had been resisting it all these years
Apple or any of its software were any safer than MS products.....
The more the number of user the more patches you will be downloading.
its just the number of people there are to add onto spamming list and botnets that warrant the developments of worms and look for vulns in a software.
Stop buying MACs is the only answer to this problem
Being an American .......
project doesn't mean that they are all faked, may be the odd one, but this is getting ridiculous!!!!
Time to re-align your sources of info.
any better than the Disco and Break dancing DLR. It might be fast but no fun. We should give them a tour here. will be shaken and stirred at the same time.
has he managed to fit all the furniture in his room or house or whatever????
don't tell me that he's hired a virtual house for his stolen virtual furniture!!!!!!
They have been using these voting machines for the past 15years and we havent heard any complaints or mysterious (American) working ways of the "bush panel syndrome".
this is the government and country trying to teach freedoms and rights to other countries.
ever heard stones ....... glass houses
patch your own holes before ifngering others'
Solution to america's obesity problem
Sir Kenneth G. Houdek, knowlingly or not, I think you have provided a solution to the greatest hinderance to america's march forward.
You mean $30M
Would i be running after their $30M if i had enough juice to do all this???????
will i recieve any royalties for my photographs of google monn????
Height of Irony
THE SUN championing the cernsorware issues on page and acceptable smut on page 3. Don't get me started about casino's and bingo websites
It would make
a very good Xmas gift for Dubya to have.
had enough of
watching people in the uk with all those cameras, turn them skyward now!!!!!
It's not just the description of bombs, every f***ing thing in the news (if it can be called as such) is sensationalised to some extent and the scum of press we have here (PC: glorified as tabloids) don't help much either.
Purveyors of freedom
This is the kind of shit that has bought US so many enemies?
I have a patent on this so don't copy
This is called the Law of Tiddely Winks as proposed by me.
LTW states that ..............................
I cannot reveal the rest as the National security if US will be violated.
The things you can do in the name of national security and democracy
should'nt the same rules apply for the citizens of these democracies.
I have spent half the day trying to add up how she has been holed up for 5 days
I am getting depressed..............
I too had a fit
but falling to the ground i could not differentiate between the fit and the dose of inspiration that i was supposed to recieve from the logo.
Pity i had to trouble the doctor to understand.
His firm advice was to kick Ken "the congester" Livingstone up the bum and throw him in the drink.
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