* Posts by preethi

28 posts • joined 6 Jun 2007

Cosmonaut bemoans ISS toilet row

preethi
Alien

Has anybody noticed......

Or is it just me gone bonkers

Observe closely and you will notice that Michael Barratt is indeed and young (or recycled) CHUCK NORRIS without his trademark beard.

Pity the Russians and the Jap

Chuck is aiming for the final frontier.

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Virgin Media opens bandwidth choke for 50Mb launch

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Abs*lute B*ll*cks

Thats what i thinks of the Virgin services, and yes i am presently suffering customer, don't hurry to join this. All you are going to get is disappointment.

Wait for somebody else to start this service, hope everybody will be doing so over the next year

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Scientology critics fight YouTube takedown notices

preethi
Boffin

Sounds Similar

Reading all you valuable suggestions and comments, I have come to the conclusion that Scientology is a piece of crap but, their tactics are not very different to what the Catholicas have been doing in Africa and Asia for the past 3 Decades.

Me think sooo...

Now time to watch a Cruise ology film

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Teen battles City of London cops over anti-Scientology placard

preethi
Go

Double Agent

Time to get some more "you tubesque" videos out from the inside.

Any Volunteer's ?

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I want a baby, coos broody Paris Hilton

preethi
Alien

Thought of a new TV program

Contestents intersted in being the father,

requirements -

IQ <= 50

Filthy (parental) rich

talentless yet want to be a celebrity

vocabulary based around two words "hot" "cool"

Atleast 4 pets not necessarily alive

been to jail atleast once

and so on.

any takers int eh Reg readership!!!

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Japanese council worker in 750k smut site pornathon

preethi
Boffin

Complaints on the raise...

... about the broadband speeds we have available in the Blighty.

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Anti-Scientology crusader vaporized from YouTube

preethi
Coat

It's High Time

The REG (Al Reg) started putting up Scientology busting and Paris ****ing Videos.

ALL vote for AL REG

Mine with the devil pasted on the back.

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How a pair of American spies created the Soviet Silicon Valley

preethi
Paris Hilton

It was only.....

me and my c**t that the americans haven't invented.

Kind Regards,

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No sense of humour? Avoid Bootnotes

preethi
Paris Hilton

The IT angle is in.....

the way this new reaches us. So i for one have no complaints.

As for the Paris Hilton angle, my mind is always there.

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US cops taser groom, cuff drunken bride

preethi
Pirate

Sounds like

a perfect match and happy family to me (a bit disfunctional as you would expect from the area).

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El Reg offers cut-and-paste comments service

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Great

You just turned me into a hardcore Paris Fan.........had been resisting it all these years

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Apple unleashes monster patch batch on Mac faithful

preethi
Gates Halo

WHO SAID?????

Apple or any of its software were any safer than MS products.....

The more the number of user the more patches you will be downloading.

its just the number of people there are to add onto spamming list and botnets that warrant the developments of worms and look for vulns in a software.

Stop buying MACs is the only answer to this problem

Preethi

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Messenger skims past Mercury

preethi
Alien

Being an American .......

project doesn't mean that they are all faked, may be the odd one, but this is getting ridiculous!!!!

Time to re-align your sources of info.

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Japan confirms world's fastest maglev plan

preethi
Dead Vulture

Are they......

any better than the Disco and Break dancing DLR. It might be fast but no fun. We should give them a tour here. will be shaken and stirred at the same time.

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Dutch teen swipes furniture from virtual hotel

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Gates Horns

HOW?????

has he managed to fit all the furniture in his room or house or whatever????

don't tell me that he's hired a virtual house for his stolen virtual furniture!!!!!!

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Dutch pull the plug on e-voting

preethi

LEARN

From India.

They have been using these voting machines for the past 15years and we havent heard any complaints or mysterious (American) working ways of the "bush panel syndrome".

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Federal judge slams Patriot Act

preethi

and

this is the government and country trying to teach freedoms and rights to other countries.

ever heard stones ....... glass houses

patch your own holes before ifngering others'

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Fossett search 'downgraded'

preethi

Solution to america's obesity problem

Sir Kenneth G. Houdek, knowlingly or not, I think you have provided a solution to the greatest hinderance to america's march forward.

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Japan, Google head for the moon

preethi

You mean $30M

Would i be running after their $30M if i had enough juice to do all this???????

will i recieve any royalties for my photographs of google monn????

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'Happy slapping' vids prompt Brown to push net filters

preethi

Height of Irony

THE SUN championing the cernsorware issues on page and acceptable smut on page 3. Don't get me started about casino's and bingo websites

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Pentagon puts $44m into handheld translators

preethi

It would make

a very good Xmas gift for Dubya to have.

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UK plans surveillance for Earth-menacing asteroid

preethi

had enough of

watching people in the uk with all those cameras, turn them skyward now!!!!!

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The terrorists I party with

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Everything

It's not just the description of bombs, every f***ing thing in the news (if it can be called as such) is sensationalised to some extent and the scum of press we have here (PC: glorified as tabloids) don't help much either.

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Golf and Intel Inside China threaten life as we know it

preethi

Purveyors of freedom

This is the kind of shit that has bought US so many enemies?

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Space boffins fire up plasma engine

preethi

I have a patent on this so don't copy

This is called the Law of Tiddely Winks as proposed by me.

LTW states that ..............................

I cannot reveal the rest as the National security if US will be violated.

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How Saudi slush kept UK aero biz afloat

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Democracy

The things you can do in the name of national security and democracy

should'nt the same rules apply for the citizens of these democracies.

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Paris Hilton dragged back into court

preethi

2+1=5 How?????

I have spent half the day trying to add up how she has been holed up for 5 days

Need help!!!!!!

I am getting depressed..............

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Olympic promotional footage provokes epileptic fits

preethi

I too had a fit

but falling to the ground i could not differentiate between the fit and the dose of inspiration that i was supposed to recieve from the logo.

Pity i had to trouble the doctor to understand.

His firm advice was to kick Ken "the congester" Livingstone up the bum and throw him in the drink.

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