192 posts • joined 8 Nov 2010
Gonna risk the Wrath Of Trevor!
Trevor old mate, I disagree with you.
There is honest opinion with an inevitable small amount of bias towards or away from certain suppliers or types of equipment, and there is inaccurate 'reporting' based on lazy, sloppy research and a very noticeable hostility not only towards Apple but the people who use their products.
Jasper ticks a lot of boxes in the 'Chip-on-shoulder-rant' column.
Re: Drop in Ipad sales / saturated market?
You do know they've put wifi syncing back, don't you?
Good for MS
Apple needs some really strong competition in the business space, perhaps then they might take it seriously.
Nice spec for the price compared to iPads, as it should be on its third iteration. MS seem to have learnt from their mistakes and I wish them luck with it, as it just might be the combination that puts them back into serious hands again.
Mind you, Windows 8 is still an interface disaster for the traditional desktop that they need to do some serious work on. Hopefully less stubborn minds are in charge now.
Another excuse to get Apple in the title Rik?
Re: "Mohamed Atta's 9/11 attacks on the twin towers"
Actually OBL denied involvement. It was the laughably inept forgery of a video that showed a right-handed* somewhat look-a-like that was 'found' in a house in Jalalabad that said he did it.
*OBL was left-handed.
Re: September 11, 2001
Considering the overwhelming amount of scientific, architectural and video evidence supporting the contrary view of who was responsible, perhaps you might like to review who had most to gain by instigating the 'War On Terror', and how that has affected the life of everyone on the planet in the last 13 years.
War is good for big business.
Wasn't the first, and certainly won't be the last time the puppet masters yanked a few strings.
Historical fact: Most historians now accept that Pearl Harbour was known about by the high-ups in the American and UK Governments before the attack. In fact, you have to ask yourself why the Japanese attacked in the first place, especially when they were so short of fuel oil and manufacturing capability that they could not hope to win a war of attrition. Also strange how the only American ships to be damaged were the almost useless battleships, but the really powerful ships, the aircraft carriers, were out of town on that Sunday morning. Gave the USA a huge reason/excuse to mobilise and eventually become the super-power to beat, didn't it? Think that by accident?
Historical fact: Elizabeth the First made her famous Tilbury speech several days AFTER the Armada was badly damaged in the Channel, and then left the sailors to starve to death on ships anchored out at sea so the government wouldn't have to pay them.
Do some research before you parrot the government/media line.
Shame on you!
Dear The Register,
Poorly thought through click-bait.
You did, of course, add in the OS and the equivalent apps that come with the MBA didn't you?
No, how......shockingly predictable.
So you spend roughly the same and end up with something running Windows 8 and viruses.
..Apple is distracting us/pondlife journalists....again!
My money's on something completely different being announced.
Can we have a whip-round...
for the person mixing the sound on that video?
He/She really needs some basic lessons in balancing a fairly rapidly spoken technical voice-over and Disney Credits-type music.
....wiggle there innit?
Or is it just me?
..you didn't manage to get the word 'Apple' in the header Rik? Won't the Ed be displeased?
'Everyone' get one?
I usually enjoy Trevor's article's, but this is a little too blue-sky for me.
Only the very rich will be able to afford a 'butler' that represents what we understand as a servant. In any case, who will look after the Butler, plug it in, make sure it gets its 1000-shirt service? Can it trim a hedge AND iron a pleated silk skirt AND change the oil in the car AND make Lasagne AND darn socks, or will we need separate devices and where will we put them?
As someone who can't spell ketchup pointed out above, the AI of a 'Butler' is going to have to be much, much higher than currently available if the little intricacies of life that a Butler needs to react to are to be handed over to it.
Machines to do things we find tedious or difficult? We have those already in washing machines, dishwashers, car-washes, patio cleaners, cars, trains, planes, coffee-makers etc.
Nah, give me micro-surgery robots that can repair things a human can't see, wearable health checks (nearly there) and collision-avoiding cars (nearly there). I don't think many people will find a 'Butler' helpful in the near future due to the limitations of the technology available, but what they will find useful is something that reassures them that they are well, being looked after 24/7 and safe.
WD software is shit!
Talk to all the Mac owners who upgraded to Mavericks after having made the mistake of installing the WD drive software, and then proceeded to lose everything on their external drives.
WD knew about the problem with their poorly written software months before, but did sweet FA about it.
Read this http://tinyurl.com/pp49tc, then buy a Mac and say goodbye to all this shit!
I wonder how many people here bothered to click on the 'Show More' under the into, to discover the category is Comedy!
Should have waited a few days for April 1st, some of you might have twigged!
Re: How about ....
'Humanity'! These are Policemen!
Re: Begs the question....
A 'faster horse' then............
Re: The mistake Microsoft made was...
Love the 'even Apple' bit!
Apple have carefully kept separate the Mac OS and iOS since, oh, the time the iPhone was introduced (January 2007). About the time you left kindergarten then.
Re: Doesn't fix inheritence
Yunno, I smell a shaved rat with that story. The family has said there is nothing on the iPad that they want and that 'Apple have not allowed them to use it'.
Beats me why they don't simply do what anybody selling an iPad does and just wipe the bugger!
But it wouldn't be an anti-Apple story then, would it?
It's probably good for staving of Alzheimer's, but that's a LOT of effort just to stand still.
Couldn't you just get Macs and spend more time with friends, family and loved ones?
Sort of 'Get A Life'!
Re: £1040 for an extra 52gb of ram???
You didn't even Google it?
Before putting your name on a clumsy attempt at using slang like IIRC!
You are probably a civil servant.
4-slots numb-nuts, otherwise Apple have just invented 32Gb RAM chips.
Re: unfair to MS
Yup, Tech Data (TIFKACOMPUTER2000) is too expensive compared to ebuyer and even Amazon at times. I can buy an HP printer cheaper inc VAT than TD sell it ex VAT, and get it delivered free or for less than £10 next day, rather than TD's standard £15 + VAT.
I thought the idea of being a distributor was to buy at significantly lower prices than 'trade price' and then sell to retail/suppliers at 'trade price', who in turn added their own margin so that everyone made money. Perhaps that idea has become old-fashioned?
And perhaps they ought to re-educate the person responsible for keeping stock replenished. Most of what they have in their on-line catalogue is listed as zero stock with no guaranteed delivery date.
Call it tail-spin or circling the plug-hole, they need to straighten themselves out or we will start getting 'TD is doomed' and 'Beleaguered TD' headlines.
Oh wait, we are!
"Seems to me that Android is hovering dangerously close to "monopoly" territory now, and its rivals should be supported just to maintain a semblence of competition.
That'd be easier if iOS7 wasn't such a disaster, of course. But I hear good things about Windows Phone 8. Maybe 2014 will be the year of Nokia's comeback.
Oh, and Linux on the desktop, obviously."
You nearly had me goin' there!!!!
This is actually attempted murder, and should be treated as such!
Re: ...they can be persuaded to switch to a Mac
Er....you do know that Excel is available on the Mac, don't you? Or are you a Windows user who thinks nothing works outside the whole Win/PC environment?
I have met so many SysAdmins with that level of intelligence.
I think you might find that 123reg ARE Fasthosts! At least they were until recently.
Re: Link to the interesting bit of the video/128k RAM
Didn't I read somewhere that the Mac(s) used for the launchings had additional RAM, possibly 256k?
Re: @Ledswinger The UK should sign up now
I saw what you did there!
Re: So what is this thing?
"It sounds like a fileserver."
It sounds like a dead duck!
Re: We made more money than almost anybody on the PLANET
"I've always had the unique, valuable perspective of being on the front line selling, working with our partners," he said, "because in some senses your ability to understand how to make money is heavily shaped by what you think people will pay for, in addition to what it costs to get things done."
Microsoft's 'understanding' amounted to screwing as much money out of as many people as it possibly could for as long as it could. And it wasn't selling, it was a 'take it or leave it' extortion.
Their third-rate, shitty products that demanded that companies of ten users needed their own IT person are an example to everyone of why competition is a good thing. Unfortunately Microsoft were allowed to get away with their restrictive, and in many cases, illegal devastation of any competitive products.
Due to their incompetence the security industry is worth billions.
Re: What iSheep fail to realize...
"This spells doom for iPads in the work place. It's just a matter of time."
Holy shit! How many times have I heard variations of that opinion!
I sense the headline writers at El Reg have had a diktat from on high that they must have three verifiable and preferably sane excuses for not putting 'Apple' in.
Seems to be working as a lot of articles have Apple in the title and, actually, bugger all to do with Apple in the article.
Re: Translation from MS BOFH speak to English...
Call me old-fashioned, but isn't that..........
Switching it off and switching it back on again?
Re: No new service packs??
"They could have three tiers of release speed -- Azure where things change every day, Consumer Windows which is more app driven, and Business Windows which focuses on stability and predictable release schedules."
I've got a good idea, they could call them 'Homer', 'Home' and 'Pro', just so no-one can get confused.
Oh, and give more upsell opportunities.
Get him one of these, then he'll have a career in IT rather than a few memories of building something that has a vulture on its shoulder.
Is 70's cheap plastic Hong-Kong styling back in then?
Seriously, how ugly is that?
Re: I know this'll bring on a world of hurt but ..
"Plus you don't have to stand in line like you're in some former communist country waiting for bread or toilet paper."
Like socialist/communist Venezuela?
Re: I'm shocked, shocked to find that ...
Do your research properly, Apple PAID for that look at the Xerox GUI ideas and it's only lazy idiots like you who keep the myth going!
Walled Garden, shiny, overpriced and "it'll get viruses soon, just you wait".
Re: I'd have expected the author of this article to provide the details...
I'm beginning to expect that virtually every Reg headline will have the word 'Apple' in it as clickbait so that the poor (and getting poorer rapidly) writing quality is ignored.
Re: Treat third party drivers with caution
You didn't read the article, did you?
There are problems losing data when the WD software is installed, not with Mavericks itself. WD has known of this problem for a long time as it was reported on their own client forum when Mavericks GM came out over six weeks ago.
A LOT of people have lost a LOT of data due to this. And don't say 'backups' as they could have used a WD drive for that as well.
Not that old humbug again?
Are you still pushing the old, old story of market share being the main deciding factor?
If tablets running Android range from £50 kids stuff to highly capable items like the Samsung Note 10.1 and above, then it's only common sense that 'Android' will sell more tablets.
Point is, will these companies make money and still be around or making tablets in a couple of years time? You can bet your nads that Apple will.
To pull up an old, old comparison myself that others will recognise, do BMW or Mercedes lie awake at night worrying about how many cars Ford sell?
WD in the doghouse
Looks like it's not WD's year (or decade).
Anybody upgrading to Mac OS x 10.9 Mavericks with WD's software installed stands a good chance of losing the data on WD external drives and any external drives that have WD Green mechanisms. WD have known about this for weeks, well before the Mavericks launch, so I've got the popcorn in........
Re: Includes Office 2013 - yeah....
"Maybe Frank Shaw could explain why the 'free' version of Office on the Surface tablets is not licensed for commercial use. To be licence compliant any business buying Surface tablets has to buy another Office licence, which makes a Surface very expensive."
You don't think that could be the reason business users aren't buying do you?
The busiest department in Microsoft must be the unit creating feet with back-lit targets on them. The overtime lately should have been great.
One of his books gave the Bush administration the idea for 9-11.
Re: By the time kids today are old enough to be pilots
I think you mean Heinz Guderian, not Erich von Manstein....
Re: OMG!!! LinkedIn FTW!!!One11!!
Actually, that's not too dissimilar to the boxing glove attitude to using a keyboard that most arrogant pricks in middle management are adopting nowadays!
How will we tell?
- Teardown Pop open this iPhone 6 and see where the magic oozes from ... oh hello again, Qualcomm
- Analysis Apple's warrant canary riddle: Cock-up, conspiracy, or anti-Google point-scoring
- Pics Facebook's Oculus unveils 360-degree VR head tracking Crescent Bay prototype
- Bargain basement iPhone shoppers BEWARE! eBay exposes users to phishing vuln
- Something for the Weekend, Sir? Oh God the RUBBER on my SHAFT has gone wrong and is STICKING to things