121 posts • joined Friday 5th November 2010 18:59 GMT
Ice Pirates is better
But beware of Space Herpes!
must be full of nanobots...
Best oxymoron I've seen all week.
Can we have a drinking bleach icon?
What, no OpenBSD?!
Hacking Windows and Mac boxes via web browsers is like walking a tightrope laid on the ground.
My first thought was that the domain was for an English gay voyeur site -- Peter Spies....
The company that made Ronald McDonald's flying hamburger.
You could use a proxy on your firewall
I'm blocking all of Korea with Squid -- \.co\.kr
Why they fear reactivation
Because if it reactivates, that means the space aliens turned it into a BOFH-style orbital Death Robot when no one was looking.
...thought you looked familiar
We had to work in a urinal.
The only human that could fix all that stuff is Travis W. Redfish.
Geek Squad used to be good
Then Best Buy bought them and stuck the name on their in-house tech support department. Surprisingly (to management) their tech support still isn't worth a handful of sour owl crap.
But the Real Question is
How long before this aircraft is included in Microsoft Flight Simulator?
Sounds like a name for a circus performer.
Maybe the guy meant "empress" but spelled it so badly his spellchecker put in empresario.
"Would it be too much to describe him as a floppy-haired, cravat wearing fuckwit?"
The greeness of jets
"how much are these jets burning???"
Nothing when they're in the hangar.
Discovery based on a simulation?
Can we really call this a discovery if if was done in the Land of Make-Believe? Really, NASA could just be having a bad DREAM.
Why NASA allows children to fly spacecraft
I hope that was sarcasm.
They want you to believe that hotdogs are made of beef and pork
Hotdogs are actually made of the unmentionable parts of animals with a bit of sawdust thrown in for filler.
In my day we couldn't afford pants. Had to wear rolled-up newspapers we found in other people's garbage.
Clearly, the name for this product should be...
1:38 is pretty good too.
Where will they get the drives? Thailand sank.
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