* Posts by Mediocrates

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Conclusive PROOF of human activity causing glacier to VANISH

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Devil

Ice Pirates is better

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087451/

But beware of Space Herpes!

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Android users more likely to put out

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Devil

Do NOT slag off Astrology!

It's self-help for people who have given up on free will.

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Airbrushed Rachel Weisz gets watchdog hot under the collar

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multitasking goo

must be full of nanobots...

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Sony confirms 'tough-minded' Hirai as new CEO, president

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"Globally Focused"

Best oxymoron I've seen all week.

Can we have a drinking bleach icon?

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Serial killer PYTHONS stalk Florida's Everglades

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Send in Carl Spackler

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080487/

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Bill Gates' ass slams into iPhone

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Joke

Bill Zass isn't worth damaging a perfectly good car

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iPhone doc will detect cancer, diabetes - boffins

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Boffin

Already have a simple test

http://xkcd.com/356/

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Pwn2Own 2012 touts bigger prizes, drops mobile hacks

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Trollface

Not serious

What, no OpenBSD?!

Hacking Windows and Mac boxes via web browsers is like walking a tightrope laid on the ground.

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HUD's up! Ubuntu creates menu-free GUI

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FAIL

Not "Heads Up Display"

Hopeless Ubuntu Disaster

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Bonfire of the brands: ICANN's top-level domain selloff

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Trollface

peterspies.co.uk

My first thought was that the domain was for an English gay voyeur site -- Peter Spies....

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Coat

McDonald Douglas

The company that made Ronald McDonald's flying hamburger.

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Skype is coming to Windows Phone - really

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Coat

"I find it hard to believe that all the WP7 users in the world are somehow connected to me"

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Mine's the one with the Dark Helmet

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ICANN snubs critics, opens domain extension floodgates

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You could use a proxy on your firewall

I'm blocking all of Korea with Squid -- \.co\.kr

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NASA's ageing black hole-stalking probe switched off

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Alien

Why they fear reactivation

Because if it reactivates, that means the space aliens turned it into a BOFH-style orbital Death Robot when no one was looking.

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Google attacks Twitter's search bias claim

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Stop

Anyone who can't figure out how to search for riots in London and not the history of London should turn the computer off.

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Fast food firm fields Sith sandwich

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Headmaster

Pedantic the boring grammer nazi is

Wrong have you phrased your post. Be as follows it should:

"Much cholesterol in their blood there is"

With a verb should your sentence end.

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Germans increase office efficiency with 'cloud ceiling'

Mediocrates

...thought you looked familiar

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Mediocrates

We had to work in a urinal.

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Stephen Hawking seeks geek to maintain his unique wheelchair

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The only human that could fix all that stuff is Travis W. Redfish.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081433/

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Auld Reekie folk 'spend most on tech prezzies'

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Geek Squad used to be good

Then Best Buy bought them and stuck the name on their in-house tech support department. Surprisingly (to management) their tech support still isn't worth a handful of sour owl crap.

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Hasbro sues Asus over Transformer Prime moniker

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FAIL

Next they'll sue Radio Shack

for using Optimus as a brand name in the 1970's

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Paul Allen latest plan: Space rockets on MEGA PLANE

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Coat

But the Real Question is

How long before this aircraft is included in Microsoft Flight Simulator?

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Cosmic Cannonball snapped blazing a bloody trail of star guts

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Cosmic Cannonball?

Sounds like a name for a circus performer.

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Learning about chip design from Silicon Roundabout

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Maybe the guy meant "empress" but spelled it so badly his spellchecker put in empresario.

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"Would it be too much to describe him as a floppy-haired, cravat wearing fuckwit?"

No.

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Google execs eye NASA's Hangar One to park their air fleet

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Holmes

The greeness of jets

"how much are these jets burning???"

Nothing when they're in the hangar.

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Headmaster freezes schoolkids for Gaia

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Trollface

Back in my day fire had not yet been invented

Freezing was the least of our worries in school, though. We were eaten by dinosaurs. Every last one of us. No survivors.

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Solar winds are blowing away the Moon's topsoil - NASA

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FAIL

Discovery based on a simulation?

Can we really call this a discovery if if was done in the Land of Make-Believe? Really, NASA could just be having a bad DREAM.

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China gets 64 quid Android 4.0 tablet

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Gimp

What will we call the Fanbois?!

Ainol Retentives?

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Last of the space shuttle commanders retires from NASA

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Joke

Why NASA allows children to fly spacecraft

Better reflexes

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Microsoft's futurologists virtualise the poor

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Windows

The two things that impressed me

1. The Wall of Moss in the otherwise sterile work environment.

2. The replies to viewer comments seem to have been written by slightly retarded robots.

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Brussels' statement of objections against Google is MEATY

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@Paul 135

I hope that was sarcasm.

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Smut sirens violate YouTube with saucy .XXX hot dog

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Trollface

They want you to believe that hotdogs are made of beef and pork

Hotdogs are actually made of the unmentionable parts of animals with a bit of sawdust thrown in for filler.

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Google rejigs search bar (again)

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DuckDuckGo

nuff sed

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LOHAN fondles substantial concrete buttocks

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Coat

If you cement them together...

...you'd have quite a fondleslab

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US quakes before MENACING TURKEYS, snow globes

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Coat

Why ask why?

We have Deep Fry

You have Stephen Fry

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Amazon's Android-friendly Kindle Fire splutters

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Windows

Seriously?

You want to drink bleach?!

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Swedish political party pledges War On Wolves

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Coat

One woman is definitely not a mandate

That's when two guys go out...

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Equipping pre-teens with web mobes spreads beyond West

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Luxury!

In my day we couldn't afford pants. Had to wear rolled-up newspapers we found in other people's garbage.

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Chinese boffin uses panda poo for world's priciest cuppa

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Coat

Clearly, the name for this product should be...

...ShiTea!

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Ballmer shoots down Microsoft breakup advice

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Windows

or...

The blind leading the blank.

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Meanwhile in Japan: Your new best pal is a vending machine

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1:38 is pretty good too.

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Google flings Bing into search engine bin

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Coat

At least it's not a bung.

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New array scoffs disks like a fat bloke gobbling doughnuts

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Where will they get the drives? Thailand sank.

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Mystery of MAGNETIC ROCKS FOUND ON MOON cracked

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Trollface

They were magnetized in 1945

When the Nazis traveled to the dark side of the moon from their secret base in Antarctica.

http://www.ironsky.net/

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Elite DARPA cyber heroes will protect interwebs

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Childcatcher

Wetwired monkey brains _are_ the internet!

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Swiss boffins produce working cloth made of GOLD

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Stop

Forgrt Wall Street

Occupy Switzerland

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Brit boffins print blinking booze bottle labels

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Pint

lesser brewers

But it will be Sparkling Shit!

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