* Posts by Anakin

61 posts • joined 27 Oct 2010

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Assange™ lawyers demand Swedish prosecution files or no London interview

Anakin
Facepalm

Re: He twists and he turns

The victim invited Assange to a party several days after the so-called rape and bragged of her fine companion on facebook.

Several days later, she met another lady who also bragged about her fine cavalier.

For some strange reason they went both well-known feminists after they discovered that they both had had sex with him to the police who then made a separate notification of rape which then was shut down by a prosecutor.

At the same time the bragging on facebook was deleted

Then resumed the known feminists Clas Borgström and Marianne Ny this notification.

A little about what we're dealing with, you can read translated here

http://goo.gl/yGQ7Dt

What i personally think of it?

I think Assange is a player and a pig when it comes to woman.

I don't think it was a rape but maby a bit humilating sex act and then it catched a political flu.

Everything is so strange.

Assange was clear to leave the country according to documents and Marriane Ny is trying to convince everybody that an arrest order was out when he was at the airport and passed security controll.

We must remember we are dealing with well known rabid feminists in high places here.

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Bride legs it from wedding after groom proves unable to add up

Anakin

Thats because you refuse to pay the dog tag license fee for her

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Siri, you're fired: Microsoft Cortana's elbows into iOS, Android

Anakin
Mushroom

When do we see an Windows phone with Android?

The clues have been writen on the walls for a while now.

The new Microsoft LOVE open source after the new boss

Windows 10 on Raspberry and other ARM

Microsoft buying in on Cyanogen

And finaly Cortana on Android and IOS

Some will say it happen when pigs fly

All i know is Swineflu is allready here.

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Samsung Galaxy Note Edge: A side swipe at smartphone design

Anakin

Re: "still easy to hold without accidentally touching or activating the edge display."

I got my Edge 15 december.

Not one single time it got it wrong if i poke or hold.

My S3 got crazy when i hold the phone and my finger tips just got in to the glass

It is a lovely phone and i love the size

The pen is very smart to and get the phone even better.

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Anakin

Re: Left handed version?

I works upp side down if you set TW to rotate.

All difference is buttons on top

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Anakin
FAIL

You can use it upp side down

You can set TW to rotate and hold the phone in your right hand.

It is a bit akward to have the buttons on top but you can get use to it.

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End well: this won't. European Copyright Society wants one EU law to rule 'em all

Anakin
Mushroom

Thank you El Reg for acting platform for content industris mouthpiece.

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Brit iPad sellers feel the pain of VAT-free imports

Anakin
Trollface

Thats the peril of living on an island.

In the rest of europe your stuff can take mysterius ways and you can avoid import taxes and duty.

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FALL of the MACHINES: How to KILL the Google KARATE BOT, by our expert

Anakin
WTF?

Why so deadly robots?

Wasn't ABB's Katana robots scary enough?

And now there is a new karate kid on the block

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR-YlZ9NdIA

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Pop starlet Taylor Swift DUMPS Spotify: It’s not me, it’s you

Anakin
Facepalm

I did the math for Sweden when another famous artist quit Spotify

An artist played in Swedens most popular radio show "Sommar" get about 0,00001 SEK or less for every listening.

On spotify they get 0,02 + 0,05 SEK for every listening.

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Trolls pop malformed heads above bridge to sling abuse at Tim Cook

Anakin
Mushroom

Same here

What i don't understand is why anyone have anything to do with the way anybody live there lives.

Those homophobic must be afraid that Tim Cook or some other gay are going to fuck them. But i don't understand why they would do that.

I mean, gays are everywhere in fashion, design and showbiz and is known for there good taste.

Why in earth would a gay make a move on a fat, ugly, stupid homophobic who can't even get laid with a prostitute without paying double fee?

So let's spread the word. There is no hope for you homphobics to get laid and absolutly not with a gay.

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Oz gov lets slip: telco metadata might be available to civil courts

Anakin
Big Brother

Hope things will be better in Oz

Maybe we can celebrate some day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6cnryxwH6A

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Apple's new iPADS have begun the WAR that will OVERTURN the NETWORK WORLD

Anakin
Headmaster

Re: Only unlicked devices should ever be allowed....

To bad for me.

My kid allways lick on my phone and drool when he get the grips around it

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Will Europe's ISPs unmask anonymous IP infringers?

Anakin
Devil

Re: I'm confused (again)

The UK law was supposed to find jihad terrorists and... the first case was.... Suprise..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7102180.stm

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Our Vulture 2 rocket spaceplane crammed with MORE POWER

Anakin

Re: Battery clip springs...

Why use standard AAA/AA.

I use 18650 nowdays. It's much better ratio energy/weight

Take a look at aliexpress.com/item/4-Pcs-3-7V-6000mAh-18650-Li-ion-Rechargeable-Battery-for-Flashlight-UltraFire-DropShipping/1782642510.html.

6Ah and 3.7v have all the juice you need

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Vulture 2 spaceplane autopilot brain surgery a total success

Anakin
Pint

I wish you luck

It seems you have everything under controll now.

I'll drink a pint to night with you in my mind.

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London cops cuff 20-year-old man for unblocking blocked websites

Anakin
WTF?

Re: No "real" crime...

Was it o'l Bligthy or North Korea the guy live?

I get the impression it is England but it sounds like North Korea?

I am confused now.

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Scotland's BIG question: Will independence cost me my broadband?

Anakin
Pint

Welcome to scandinavia lost brothers and sisters

http://www.norden.org/en/nordic-council

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UK govt 'tearing up road laws' for Google's self-driving cars: THE TRUTH

Anakin
Angel

Blighty will be LEFT behind

As long they are drivin on the wrong side of the road an not on the RIGHT side

Just my 50p

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Protecting code's secrets wins ACM prize

Anakin

Re: OMFG

I totaly agree.

The hell will freese over before i run any code on my computers that can't be dissambled i IDA

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Classified LOHAN payload is four-eyed beast

Anakin
Happy

I love the sight of the pink bondage tape

What are the crew doin after the sun has set?

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LOHAN develops amazing mind-reading powers

Anakin

Is this guy inspired by PARIS?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lucaiaconistewart/sets/

That is what i call a paperplane

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Analogue radio will CONTINUE in Blighty as Minister of Fun dodges D-Day death sentence

Anakin
FAIL

What about crises?

Up here in Sweden we are supposed to turn on the radio in case of alarm.

Many of us have a cheap little FM radio just in case.

The batterys last forever in them.

In a poll allmoast everybody was not going to by a DAB radio when the FM is killed in about 9 years.

So when the goverment wan't to tell something in the future. No one is listening.

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The Vulture 2: What paintjob should we put on our soaraway spaceplane?

Anakin

Union Jack

Just sayin

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'The NSA set me up,' ex-con Qwest exec claims

Anakin
Mushroom

I totaly agree.

There is no such agensy and they don't have employes whitewashing on the internet with FUD.

</ Irony>

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Samsung Galaxy Note 3 region-locking saga CLEAR AS MUD

Anakin
Devil

Bye bye Sammy

I'll keep my S3 a while and buy another brand next time

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LOHAN hero playmonaut STRANDED on Spanish mountain

Anakin
FAIL

No updates on LOHAN Full coverage

You better fix it.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/Wrap/lohan/

No update after aug.

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Boffins claim Voyager has already left the Solar System

Anakin
Mushroom

Re: Bah!

The solar system ends with the Oort cloud that reaches about 50000 AU from the sun

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oort_cloud

You are an american?

Only americans give a shit if Pluto is a planet or a plutoid.

No matter what you call Pluto, it still orbiting the sun and don't give a shit what it's called

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Anakin
FAIL

That means that Sedna is not a part of our solar system?

Voyager 1 is about 125 AU from the sun.

Sednas aphelium is about 1009 AU from the sun.

Many of our comets aphelium is 10000 AU to 20000 AU from the sun

Oorts cloud is reaches about 50000 AU or one light year from the sun

Just because protons can not leave the sun's gravitational field does not mean that the solar system ends.

It just means that the sun's gravitational field really reach out there and even longer.

Wake me when Voyager 1 actually leaves the solar system.

It ought to be about year 16,013 after Christ

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NSA gets burned by a sysadmin, decides to burn 90% of its sysadmins

Anakin

What more are they up to?

NSA definitly have more things going that is more disgusting then what is all ready revealed by Snowden.

My guess is a world wide black mail on politicians so they shut up and get back in line. That's why it is so quiet about it in our parliments.

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NASA boffins release Europa mission wish list

Anakin
Thumb Up

Re: NSA release European wish list....

So on spot

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Heavenly SPEARS gives LOHAN a hot satisfying BANG

Anakin
Facepalm

Must be more carefull naming things

This was a no brainer and doomed to fail

So goddamn ill-chosen clumsy to christen the aircraft to CHAV and believe it to work flawlessly.

Have never seen a CHAV work. Even less work flawlessly.

Just my 50p

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Analyst: Tests showing Intel smartphones beating ARM were rigged

Anakin

Nothing new here.

Intel have done the same thing to AMD for years

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Facebook turns on frigid Swedish ice-maidens in new data centre

Anakin
Trollface

Re: SI units..?

1.3476 nano Wales in official Reg Units

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Anonymous turns private eye in Ohio rape case

Anakin

More info

http://localleaks.blogs.ru/

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Archaeologists uncover 'Unicorn's lair'

Anakin
Happy

Wrong picture

The asian unicorn is a diferent breed

https://www.google.se/search?q=Qilin&hl=sv&safe=off&tbo=u&tbm=isch&source=univ&sa=X&ei=ETa7ULch1I3iBLnFgaAB&ved=0CEgQsAQ&biw=1720&bih=1057

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NASA: THE TRUTH about the END OF THE WORLD on 21 Dec

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Only three weeks left

Much hard work to do.

If you are alive the 22 you know who to tank.

:-)

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Hurricane Sandy blows US pirate-pestering plan into 2013

Anakin
Go

Moses. The first pirate

He went up to the mountin and copy the comandments.

In the early days you would be killed for stealing a bible.

But if you copied bibles an give them away for free you was divine

Lets keep on copying and follow the christian tradition.

Sharing is caring

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Datawind insists $42 tab isn't Chinese

Anakin
Facepalm

Re: Scam?

Yes i have tryed to buy one.

But i don't put money in an envelope and pay in advance.

Do you?

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Anakin

Scam?

I tryed to order one.

No internet payment.

Only cash or a cheque in advance in a letter.

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No hiding now, fandroids: Smartmobe chip STALKS YOU INDOORS

Anakin
FAIL

Fandroids using Iphone?

Hate in this Padwan, strong it is.

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MYSTERIOUS GREEN GLOW seen on iPhone 5s

Anakin
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'What can it mean?'

That (fan)boy needs theraphy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0

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Pirate Bay co-founder named in probe into Logica, tax office hacks

Anakin
Facepalm

Many strange details in this.

http://torrentfreak.com/sweden-kidnapped-my-friend-pirate-bay-co-founder-anakata-120810/

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LOHAN rolls out racy rocketry round-up

Anakin
Thumb Up

Jolly good, chaps

We are waiting for the take off

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Ice core shows Antarctic Peninsula warming is nothing unusual

Anakin
Mushroom

Re: Agenda?

Maybe because they don't belive in the religius part of the climat politic and publish whatewer FACTS that come to the surface.

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Bargain-hunting Chinese make life tough for iOS devs

Anakin
FAIL

3 percent

Is better then 3 per cent

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Hyundai Veloster coupé

Anakin

Re: Volester?

That kidnapping door on the left side make me think of Molester

And how about the rest of the world where we drive on the right side of the road and not on the wrong side.

Is the back door on the same side?

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ANU puts quantum random numbers online

Anakin
FAIL

Are they random or not?

"Anybody downloading random numbers from the site, the ANU says, will receive a unique sequence different from all other users"

If they guarantee that, the series of number can't be random

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NASA spills last details of Mars space truck trip

Anakin
Paris Hilton

LOHAN rocket ramp?

Instead of a propulsive lander. Make a propulsive rocket ramp.

Put the rocket on top of the propulsion system

At the right altitude the ramp release the ballons and stay steady in the air just like the mars lander.

When the ballons are outta way the rocket that has been standing on top of the ramp take of.

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El Reg in SHOCK email address BLUNDER

Anakin
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Tnx el Reg

It was nice to see that you regret your misstake.

It was so good you alerted me about the problem.

I'm from Sweden and no news site has ever regret or even notised me about errors like this.

Anakin

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