* Posts by Andy The Hat

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Epson zaps lasers into oblivion, in the name of the environment

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Re: Hamster parchment

I believe A6 is Shrew ...

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"Epson's Heat-Free inkjet technology consumes less electricity by using mechanical energy to fire ink onto the page." So we use a piezo instead ... powered by magic perhaps?

I'm probably one of the few who have a fully working older Epson inkjet (I'm currently hugging a tree for luck) but always use a laser for some jobs - archival 3 or 4 point onto archival card for instance because a) inkjet just can't do it well enough and b) inkjet costs a fortune to run ...

Do they no longer have a soaker in the bottom of the printer to fill with expensive ink (that the user pays for) which, when deemed "full", bricks the printer (which the user pays for) else the head blocks and bricks the printer (which the user pays for)? And of course there's the issue of brand new cartridges that fail to operate because they are beyond an arbitrary date set by Epson (that the user has paid for). A completely non maintainable/repairable system with built-in obsolescence of both device and consumables, what could be better?

Using a bit less electricity does not necessarily make something greener but greenwashing can improve profits ....

Japan successfully propels steam-powered spacecraft

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"... the city-state's white collar crime investigation agency – the Commercial Affairs Department"

Brain automatically did a random search/replace and I had an image of Liquidator Brunt of the Ferengi Commerce Authority introducing himself ... :-)

Orion snaps 'selfie' with the Moon as it prepares for distant retrograde orbit

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Re: And Wallace wanted Shaun to bring some cheese back

As there are no animals on the moon (except the odd rogue Clanger), is it actually made of vegan cheese-free cheese substitute?

Massive energy storage system goes online in UK

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Excuse my ignorance.

If you install a backup system for a datacentre, I would assume you specify and install a system that suitably sized for the datacentre in question, the aim being to keep it running for as long as you need to until the grid capacity is restored. Unless the power requirement of a datacentre has reduced, I am missing the "excess capacity" bit.

If you can use "excess" battery capacity I assume the facility is too big in the first place. If you use any capacity that is part of the spec then your own resilience drops as you've offloaded some capacity to the grid.

I can only see this as deliberate over specifying a system - buy electricity at £x and suddenly "find" capacity which you "generously" donate to the grid in return for a generator tariff at £X+n when required.

In fact, if your batteries are already charged, and you simply do a AC-DC-AC conversion, rerouting the equivalent of your battery capacity back into the grid, does that qualify for generator tariff? Do you even need to demonstrate the DC conversion? I'm getting too cynical in my old age but we're talking about Bezos business models to make as much wonga as possible ...

iFixit stabs batteries – for science – so you don't have to

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Re: Energy has to go somewhere

My mate can grab a pulsing electric fence with no problems ... however that doesn't mean we're all stupid enough to test whether we have a high body resistance by shorting across the chest, whatever the voltage.

From my experience, 60V tingles, 120V ac hurts and can produce electrical burns but doesn't really cause clamping, 240V ac hurts a lot and does cause some clamping, and a low capacity 100kV dc jolt across the chest is a near-death experience.

Nvidia faces lawsuit for melting RTX 4090 cables as AMD has a laugh

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Re: Could be worse

There have already been issues with USB-C connectors used for power and expecting 5V, and USB-C chargers which do not negotiate correctly and assume max power rather than minimum. Examples include Raspberry Pi which is a physical USB-C power connector but only expects 5.1V@up to 4A ... an incorrectly or non negotiating power supply which has a USB-C connector (because it's the law in the EU) but supplies 12V fits fine and blows its sock off. Multiple voltages on a single power supply ... great idea EU ...

Liquid and immersion is the new cool at Supercomputing '22

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Sounds a great idea! We could even build a datacentre and put it in space and, as there's only radiative cooling, we could use this old-fangled liquid cooling and radiators. Shouldn't cost more than several hundreds of millions of dollars to get a couple of tons of liquid coolant and associated pumps, radiators etc into space. A few hundreds of millions more for flight hardened infrastructure and comms. My fag packet says I can have the current equivalent of a £200K, fully maintainable datacentre running in space, with no possibility of maintenance or upgrade and a limited 5-year life, for only about £1.5bn (including research and testing down the pub). In reality all we have to do is rent a Starlink box to bounce the signals, do all the data storage in an anonymous rented AWS data warehouse in Venezuela, tell people it's the thing in space doing the work and bingo, mucho profitorolo!

Oops, I almost feel like I've seriously undercut an ESA proposal ... who's in?

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Re: Smells like those chips are past done

Often yes, sometimes no but in an oxygen-free, sealed tank nobody can make you burn ...

India follows EU's example in requiring USB-C charging for smart devices

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Great

... except when the charger is able to deliver up to however many volts, defaulting to the highest output, or is even a fixed voltage output for a specific device but you have a different device which requires a fixed low voltage with no voltage negotiation so it blows its controllers off.

It's not good enough having a standard physical connector if the device/psu is not *always* defaulting to low power and negotiating *upwards* if it's connected to an "intelligent" device. (I believe a simply example of this is a Raspberry Pi USCB-C power connector ... be careful what you plug into it)

Z-Library operators arrested, charged with criminal copyright infringement

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Re: Wrong Target

You can legitimately ask why the cost of a digital resource, often produced by grant maintained research students with little other input, is relatively so high compared to the printed and physically distributed version? I don't suppose it could be that the publisher is profiteering?

I could immediately refer to the retail chain - a current book is £11.99 (Kindle), £2.99 (audio) and only £10 hardcopy ... something obviously stinks

Israel sets robotic target-tracking turrets in the West Bank

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Thanks to the commentards above

for your enlightened and unbiased views of life on the West Bank.

FFS they are killing each other. How they do it doesn't matter, blame games and "opinions" do nothing to resolve or clarify the situation. What they need to do is sort themselves out in a non-violent way which they have always seemed really keen not to do.

Tesla reports two more fatal Autopilot accidents to the NHTSA

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Got a title for that?

UK forces Chinese-owned company to offload Newport Wafer Fab

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Seems simple - Government buys the factory for £63m, it runs independently, provides jobs, makes money, pays tax and is a net income stream for the Government.

What's the catch? Does Newport do it's own R&D or is it reliant on external sources for that so if sold out of its umbrella company it will quickly die? Is it crying out for investment or at the top of its game? Is it a small fish in a big pond and is too expensive to run? Whilst the Sky(?) twitter report linked above was nice and flowery it wasn't really pitched at an audience who were expected to understand the world of fabs, chip R&D and long term macro economics. Standing under an HF pipe to take a picture shows some courage (or lack of knowledge) however well labelled and pretty it looked!

Perhaps we need more background digging into to this story to be able to make a serious judgement about it. My feeling is they produce specialised silicon for the UK military and the Government are scared about that.

Worried about your datacenter carbon footprint? Why not put it in orbit?

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Re: High School Paper?

"Not so smart countries will build Drax power station powered by 'wood waste' then import thousands of tons of wood pellets from virgin (or near virgin) forests around the globe"

Actually they built Drax on top of a coal mine with direct access to "clean coal" ... Nasty miners cost money so they shut the mine and imported open cast, brown "dirty coal" from Poland ... Nasty brown coal is not very green so they then converted 1/6 to burning wood as an "experiment" which they import from "not at all" virginal forests and they are assured that the forests are "fully replanted" as plantation monocultures ... So that's cleared that up then.

NASA's Artemis mission finally launches after faulty Ethernet switch delayed countdown

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I thought the coverage was quite poor. One thing that SpaceX do and, so far, nearly all the other launchers fail to do is deliver is decent, sometimes spectacular, live video feeds from the launch stages along with a few bits of telemetry (great for throwing at the kids to get them enthused and pump into equations of motion!). Public engagement is not a requirement for a commercial organisation like SpaceX - arguably only providing some good publicity - but for "public" organisations, like ESA and NASA, I think this should almost be a prerequisite. Cartoons/3d models are great if directly driven from telemetry data but only as an addition or when video is unavailable (JWST was a good example where it worked) but isn't an excuse for only providing broken video feeds and wobbly ground based tracking of a bright dot ...

Croatian EV maker Rimac claims 412km/h speed record

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Re: Not enough range.

Actually not a bad range for Britain and the top speed is ok for most of Britain's roadwork-choked main roads. Biggest questions: is there boot space for golfing sticks and can I fit extension mirrors and tow bar for the caravan?

FTX collapse prompts other cryptocurrency firms to suspend withdrawals

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Re: Consenting adults. (Consenting by default?).

But what were these investment companies investing in?

With banks it's generally loans, property, development, stocks etc. which, although some would argue the stock market is a gambling den, mostly investment is tangible.

With crypto, where do they even pretend to invest funds to go to make investors capital gains? If money is promised and made simply on the back of new investment that is, by definition, a Ponzi scheme and illegal so it must be more that that ... surely?

Can't help thinking any investors deserve what they get ... unfortunately, as always, those like "pension scheme managers" will be quite happy to take their trading fees, even when they are making massive losses for their clients who generally have no control over those trades.

GlobalFoundries cuts jobs to slash operating costs

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USA is pumping billions into the CHIPS programme, there seem to be reported chip shortages everywhere - mainly due to Covid and US/Asia policies screwing the supply chain - yet GF is laying off US production staff due to "low demand" ...

What's the fiddle here? Are GF looking to ramp down existing facilities/workforce simply to attract loads of CHIPS investment funding to build a "new" production facility?

Another crypto shocker: Major player actually corrects $400m mistake instead of cratering

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Re FTX

Question: "Just how so much went so wrong so quickly is the question on many people's minds."

Answer: "Crypto"

The Osprey has landed: IBM's 433-qubit quantum processor

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Coincidental perhaps ...

"the 1,121-qubit Condor and 1,386-qubit Flamingo in 2023 and 2024 respectively — between the Osprey and its planned 4,000-qubit+ Kookaburra processor"

All these birds are known for looking nice but producing lots of very smelly crap. I hope that fact does not relate directly to the design expectations of the machines ...

Look! Up in the sky! Proof of concept for satellites beaming energy to Earth!

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This may be a silly question but if you put a multiple square kilometres of solar panels in geostationary orbit, where do their shadows fall and, if on the earth's surface, how much does that reduce local surface temperature?

How many satellites are they proposing - 100s to make it economic one assumes? What about spending that massive investment on solar panels and putting them on every house roof for free and gaining the same benefit?

Twitter begs some staff to come back, says they were laid off accidentally

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What's the problem with WARN?

Not making a comment on whether they should or should not have been sacked but the argument is about violation of WARN which requires 60days notice or 60 pay in lieu. I believe the article quotes a Twitter statement stating the workers will be paid by (and technically in the employment of) Twitter until Feb 2023 - that covers the 60 days required. Or am I missing something?

Feds find Silk Road thief's $1b+ Bitcoin stash in popcorn tin, hidden safe

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Re: No honour among thieves?

The Feds were simply chasing Silk Road money ... The question is, what happens to it? Surely they can't trade it to raise money for the Government as it's doubly-illegal currency? On the other hand, can you actually delete crypto (the digital equivalent of burning it) or is it always omnipresent and just needs the key to own it?

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Re: Con-currency joke

True, Merkin cars can be a bit hairy ...

Boeing's Starliner launch pushed back again... to April 2023

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At least it's not Bazza and Sunazza ...

Why can't they just use their damn names?

Nobody uses Jeff (Knobhead) Bezos' nickname ... I stand corrected ...

NASA wheels SLS rocket out to the launchpad for another attempt to get off the ground

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I wonder if they managed to recharge the batteries on all the payloads? That was an impending issue before the last launch was scrubbed but would have involved loads of extra work ...

China reminds world shock and ore can hurt tech supply chains

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Re: An interesting game of tug-of-war has started

no

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Re: An interesting game of tug-of-war has started

Trump was an idiot and used to getting his way by dominance and bullying. That only works if the bully is the dominant party and no level of orangeyness makes that happen.

There's a massive difference between realising that you rely on imports so need to develop/encourage homegrown industry, and introducing free trade restrictions yet still trying to force the subject of those restrictions to supply you with basic materials for you to build a competitive industry as you don't actually have enough ... Foot, let me introduce gun ...

Crowds not allowed to leave Shanghai Disneyland without a negative COVID test

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I assume El-Reg media has few plans to expand into China ...?

A more correct p.c. editorial approach would result in "China's supreme leader, who does not resemble Winnie the Pooh ...". You could even include a couple of pictures to show the complete dissimilarity ...

SpaceX's Falcon Heavy rocket launches after three-year hiatus with secret US sats

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Re: The Russian elephant

It would be MAOA (mutually assured orbital abandonment).

It's not necessary to blow much up in orbit in order to make it such a messy environment it would be unusable by anyone ... replacements rapidly available or not.

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Please don't encourage him. Actual facts are always disregarded when it comes to SpaceX slaggers.

Uncle Sam wants allies to join its anti-China chip crusade

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"Free market capitalism! Free market capitalism!"

Pardon? We're losing control of the market and our profit margins are being squeezed by someone else?

"Protectionism! Protectionism!"

Micron samples first DRAM built using 1-beta process node

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Money from CHIPS, $5.5bn in incentives and it won't be finished for 20(!) years ... Is that a rodent I smell?

Meta thirsts for desert conditions in datacenter water quest

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coal fired power stations have been water positive for ever ... so all they need to do is buy more polluting electricity! Not too sure they'd get away with that one though.

Better solution for AWS is to coordinate with Amazon retail and collect workers' sweat ... or do they do that already?

Biden wants SpaceX to beam internet to Iran amid uprising

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A "loose cannon" is something you own and lose control of.

Musk is not a lose cannon but he is a private individual with his own views and aims which the military do not control, and they don't like that.

If the military wish to have any control they have the option to buy access to the system for a stupid amount of money (that's what the military do) with whatever support it requires. NO military operation (and this is clearly part of a US military policy) should work on the basis of "helping out" as opinions or views on both sides may change.

SpaceX is sailing close to the wind by "voluntarily" taking action to support "freedom of speech" but could be seen by others as the company being at the beck and call of the US military/government, something the US roundly complains about when opposing regimes/companies do the same thing.

It's official: UK telcos legally obligated to remove Huawei kit

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Re: It's official

Unirregardless of whether irregardless is a word, the worstness of a word is difficult to quantify, depending as it does on the variationisms of language uttered by the speakist at the time. I.e. the most englishnessist of the English proseologists may scream at misuseisms of a word whereas GWBush, whilst willfully demonstrating more opportunisticisms, would probably be actively encourageist in the use of multiple other derivations.

Microsoft leaves the Office, rebrands everything as 365

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Heavens above! I haven't heard anything so exciting since someone put the "we are frying new potatoes" sign up at the chip shop ...

California legalizes digital license plates for all vehicles

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"That's been the case in the UK (with a very few exceptional edge cases that I personally have never come across) for as long as I can remember."

Actually since UK registration plates were invented ... personalised plates to generate income from muppets are the only exception.

The only variation on this theme is the possible colour change of the plate in relation to historic registrations which some DVLA droid mucked up a few years ago.

600k+ Celsius customer crypto-coin records revealed

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Re: So much for privacy

On the other hand, when it shows a CEO pulling $10mil out, coincidentally just before things went tits up, it gives other creditors' lawyers something to get their teeth into.

More than 4 in 10 PCs still can't upgrade to Windows 11

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Re: Windows - why is it always crap++

You say it was always crap then give 2K 10/10 ... doh!

In general, early to mid-term adopters usually found resource/performance problems as that was always the Wintel yo-yo model of software driving hardware upgrades to get reasonable performance.

What is interesting is that we hit the buffers - a 5-7 year old machine can run most of the stuff users want to run pretty well so, to push more hardware, MS had to invent artificial barriers to os upgrade that require hardware upgrades but are not reliant on perceived performance hikes. Win 11 is a just a failed cash machine.

A great many people would run Win7 with security updates and be happy but that doesn't make Wintel money ...

Biden's Privacy Shield 2.0 order may not satisfy Europe

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The UK and US data sharing agreement

I may be wrong but I believe this is a red herring in this story as it concerns the direct sharing of personal data for criminal investigative purposes between the UK and US authorities.

Doesn't this article and executive order refer to the general sharing of data for (generally) commercial processing purposes which is then used by third parties (eg accessed by the US authorities) without the permission or knowledge of the subject/owner of that data?

No, working in IT does not mean you can fix anything with a soldering iron

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Re: "just" static

I know that now! The bottle was full and I'd carefully discharged the surface of the bottle that was connected to the eht. I failed to discharge the inside directly to the outside ... until I connected the outside to the inside via two hands, a spill of electrolyte and the medium of my chest cavity ... THUMP! ... :-(

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Re: "just" static

I used to like the sound of drum and band printers. We used to have a couple for training purposes only so never experienced static problems.

However by combining a Van de Graaf Generator (totally safe for most people), a bottle of tap water and a piece of blu-tak I nearly killed myself with a 'static' shock so hard I didn't even utter any foul language ...

He's only gone and done it. Ex-Register vulture elected to board of .uk registry

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Congratulations

I just hope being elected to the board does not prevent continued investigative activities and public statements concerning that organisation ...

Amazon halts work on ‘Scout’ delivery-bot that delivered parcels no faster than humans

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"no explanation"?

The reason for failure is obvious - they don't have an arm to launch parcels over the fence or stuff them in a nearby rubbish bin?

That said, most delivery people work damn hard for bugger all money and most do a good job. Shouldn't tar them all with the same brush.

Europe lagging behind South Korea, Japan, US in 5G rollout

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Re: 5G Ohhh Ahh!

I thought about writing am sms of complaint but haven't got a 2g signal at the moment ...

I find it confusing that people paying for a landline will complain about noise on the line yet those paying a lot more for mobile services seem to accept total lack of, or very intermittent, mobile connections as part of the service ...

UK politico proposes site for prototype nuclear fusion plant

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Re: Reg unit of power

"The Truss" - at least 4 What?'s per policy ...

Online romance scamlord who netted $9.5m jailed for 25 years

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Oil rigs?

In prison I hope he can find someone with a big derrick to help him out ...

Delivery drone crashes into power lines, causes outage

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I believe that's exactly the sort of accident that Public Liability Insurance is for ... along with paying compensation for colliding with a pet dingo or impacting a cuddly Koala.