205 posts • joined 21 Oct 2010
"We lost the data when the burglars came a'burgling and took the server. But it doesn't matter as I had implemented stong encryption so I don't have to tell anyone. And I'm no muppet, the passwords for the database were securely stored - they're on the post-it stuck to my monitor ... where's my monitor ...?"
Mein Gouda! There are 450 varieties of Swiss chees yet you chose to concentrate too Mutschli on a generic Brie based pun! Swiss Brie perhaps but not 'generic' Brie as everyone knows that's French and too f****g runny ... This article should be subject to a complete 'generic' de-brie-fing. I'm so stressed it's like a Raclette in my head, and it's giving me Gruyere!
p.s. And when I said remove Brie references, Emmental of the ...
... sleep now ...
No Nina with a pipe pic? Vulture's standards are slipping ...
Seem too many Demonoids here ... what's the official collective noun for us oldies? A turnpike? A rapture? A choir? A geek-fest ...? :-)
Re: Branding bugs
""Who are the 23% of Windows XP users?"
Having met one and their laptop recently, I can affirm they are users of old kit who don't know the name of their operating system and delete any annoying messages that appear in the bottom right hand corner of their screens."
Or users who actually still have hardware that runs well, familiar software that runs well and is reliable such that the entire system does the job. Why throw even more cash at MicroSoft for a crap front end ... as well as the hardware to run it on!
Yes this is posted from win 7, yes I do also run 7(64) but yes, I still have three machines that run Xp *and do exactly what I want them to do*, so why upgrade them?
Don't for a minute believe all Xp users are numpties ... they may just be a bit fatter in the wallet.
"White space" wireless technology could be used for digital terrestrial TV
? Silly me, I thought that, as a consumer, I already received dttv perfectly well over the current frequency bands.
Now let's think again why you would want to put dttv over white space and how this will benefit the consumer in any way shape or form. And alternatively let's consider how the consumer would have to buy new hardware to cope with the change in frequency and the government could rake in a load more dosh selling off frequencies and all that lovely VAT on the hardware ...
Basically they're just building a spaghetti junction of frequencies - and then putting a toll on each road ...
"I can easily remember when RAM was £30 per 1MB and with some effort when it was priced in GDP."
I feel a Monty Python moment coming on ...
I still have the receipt for four 1Mb sticks at £100 each ... I arranged a 'bulk' order with some mates so I got discount!
It's DR WHO.
As far as I'm aware the annoying logo in the corner of the screen did not read "DOCUMENTARY".
It's a kids programme.
Why the hell are adults getting so up tight about it?
Now where's my long scarf gone ...?
I warned about the govenment 'double charging' tax on car sales months ago.
They could have left the system *exactly* as it was before and simply not printed/sent out the discs - it would have saved the same amount of money - so why didn't they? Because they could grab more hidden taxes! Last estimates on used car sales says that there will be about £10,000,000 extra trawled into government coffers because of this single change!
Money grabbing thieving barstewards doesn't even begine to describe them ...
The big money drives the EU - democracy doesn't.
Nothing will change.
"What's the chances of them trialling it on my cabinet - it must be one of the few left still on copper."
... we've still got a dstp/wstp system (damp string to the pole/wet string to the premises). Sometimes the joint leaks and the feed dries up ... at least I think that's what Mr Openreach said ...
"If you need a reminder of the gear you are in then maybe you are not concentrating properly ..."
Proper old Range Rovers only need second and fourth anyway ... oh and low box ... and overdrive ... ok so technically I've got 16 forward gears plus 4 reverse, it would be useful if only to show off!
Sniff - I smell "Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator"
Wasn't it an "Illudium pu-38 Intergallactic Space Modulator"? Or are you deliberately trying to make the Martians appear less technically advanced thereby less of a threat when we find them? Do you know something we don't? Do you wear dark glasses and a black suit?
Hello Canberra ... <ssssssssh> ... come in Canberra ... <shhhhhhhh>
Just for once, perhaps on an April 1st insertion date, let's have the report that they were unable to make radio contact for some time but did receive a somewhat recognisable Jeff Wayne-esque audio stream ...
You're in a mine and have a big, bouncy, young canary that sings so loudly it hurts everyone's ears. The mine owners are unhappy as it costs them money when the canary signals ...
The senior miner, wanting more profit from his workforce, decides to "ease their pain" and swap the canary for a older bird, that's quiet, has a touch of narcolepsy and looks peaky at the best of times. Fewer signals, less down time, management happy.
Hasn't changing Apple's canary simply consigned it to a dead canary sketch? It moved ... no it didn't ... it's just resting ...
"... a small heater running off a ..."
How much spare Ah capacity do you now have? Must be enough without exceeding the "I've given ye all she's got Cap'n" capacity limit?
On the other hand, trying to add further Ah may exceed the physical constraint "she canna take it Cap'n".
Further low temperature battery/servo testing required I feel.
Silly question, but if they hate the Ruskies so much, why haven't the US cloned the engines yet? Cheaper, stable supply ...
Ok, "Boing" would probably get the supply contract so at least it'd be a stable supply ...
"" iOS 8 can automatically filter, straighten and crop snaps,"
<pedant>Really? The *operating system* can do that? More likely bundled apps that come *with* the OD, but not the OS itself.</pedant>"
I vaguely remember when a dominant company "integrated" systems into its os to block out competitors ... err ... I meant "improve the user's interractive experience". Many years later, the court cases were more or less cooked and the apps were no longer insisted upon, just forced down the users' throats with the blessings of some very rich lawyers.
Isn't Apple tip-toeing along the same tightrope here ... are they abusing market position and blocking out competition?
Old? Young'uns don't know what's hit 'em. 40Mb hard dives? Pah! We had 30Mb on 14" multi-platter winchester cartridges ...
How great it is to have all those new jobs in Shoreditch, look how many jobs Amazon create!
But how sad it is for all the poor workers in Slough.
Were there any "sweeteners" on offer I wonder as the ground rent must be massive compared to Slough ...
It's ok, all the UK taxpayers' personal information is shipped over to the US where it is 'held securely' so the US can look at it without any of this 'overseas' malarky ...
"... clobbered to death by a manmade virus or even aliens."
I'm glad it was probably just me who misread this as 'marmalade virus' - the very thought of being shredded ... perhaps by an 'even alien' ... brrr ... chill and spine interfacing time ...
I find it quite sad to read this. Norton utilities used to be *the* thing to have (I still have Peter Norton's excellent book on Dos somewhere ...) The very early Norton AV product was good too. As soon as it was rolled and bloated into the full 'Symantec' branded product (as someone said, about 2007 ish) that was the time to bail ...
Sod the battery alternatives - the decision looks as if it's been made for good reasons.
My concern now is trim - getting the weight distribution correct with those concentrated masses needs lots of careful work before you end up building the highest flying, remotely monitored catherine wheel ever ... Good luck!
Perhaps it's just me, but I don't think it's art at all. It actually looks like the preliminary sketch for a building on Grand Designs ... a straight walled (almost), minimalist, cave-friendly structure with an entrance cave and 7 rooms off a central cave-atrium. Obviously the plans for the second floor were removed by the idiots digging ... Mineralisation? That was an example of possible cave-wall covering, and if they look hard enough there'll probably be evidence of sample moss scatter-cushions put there by Mrs Ugg and scratches indicating Mr Ugg's spear sharpening room
A brilliant store designer put up a Morrisons in my town. To make things super-fast they put in 8 self service tills. Great, a 'fast pipe'! Unfortunately there's only room for a bag or two in the outfeed and, with two rows of 4 tills positioned 2.5 trolley-widths apart, customer A has to wait until person C and D with trollies clear because person A can't get their trolley through a gap narrower than three trollies. Meanwhile the queue backs up although there are free tills ... Brilliantly fast on paper, crap in practice as all the customers block the pipe ....
Now I've apparently got access to 'super fast broadband' along with 10K other customers ... how fast are BT's rural pipes? Is that the sund of clashing of trollies and delayed customers in the air? Negotiated, theoretical bandwidth is one thing, actual throughput is a completely different animal. Even at 50:1 contention ratio things will bottleneck.
Re: Encouraging piracy?
" "You can download feature length films faster..."
So the primary economic benefit to the UK of super-fast broadband he's quoting is... the facilitation of piracy?"
You (you) miss the point. If you (HM Govt thieving gits) can get user A (gullible) to pay for their broadband installation, pay for their bandwidth and put up with hesitation and buffering of video when 20 other users hook up to the same 'superfast' 2Mb feed, then you can sell off the TV broadcast spectrum for oodles of cash ...
Let's look at the benefits:-
dosh for selling the spectrum,
dosh for sucking money from individuals by selling them broadband (via tax and lovely consultancy jobs in the IT industry after the politicians are politicians),
dosh as you've just pandered to the US with total control of the feed via DRM,
dosh as you can insist that since all PCs are capable of picking up 'live video feed' they must have a licence
dosh because of that old chestnut of central control and monitoring of an individuals communications for both 'snooping' and, more lucratively, the sale/implimentation of personalised advertising/spam/information.
As soon as the 'broadcast' is taken out of tv the 'cost' ramp to the individual and society will start ... and those on high make money ...
*Unless* the 'official' of FAST (aka 'private individual') was present as the person making the complaint, I believe he had no right to be present or know beforehand of the action taking place. The individual can probably use that in his defence as part of an 'illegally executed warrant'.
EFI firmware update
Great, another one in the eye for the idiocy of firmware that can be updated anyone without suitable controls ...
When will the first 'efi update' scam that scribbles to the firmware be released?
But what caused the excessive load?
They still haven't really said where the excessive load came from - a failure internal to the system or something like a DoS external to it ...
If it was an internal failure it's unlikely that both systems (geographically seperate hot mirrors) would fail at the same time - unless there's a fundamental bug in the (replicated) system? The who point of their system redundancy (as I understand) is to kill one system if the other fails which they could obviously not do which infers the caching is not a redundant system ...
All this suggests to me the failure could have been triggered very close to the external gateways which again suggests external influences rather than internal ones.
Would the BBC tell us if they could be crippled by a DoS attack?
Increase in fuel consumption
it looks like LECP and MAGROL expriments suck a load of fuel - presumably for orientation and stabilisation purposes. That's probably why they only do them intermittently.
The real question is whether the fuel is actually used to power the Bic biro auto-wind robot for the data tape ...
"I for one will just wait to see the thing on TV"
I wish I felt the same. There'll be a cyberman (who's come back from the dead), a dalek (who's come back from the dead), the Master who's ... well you get the idea.The characters and sets will all have expensive GGI thrown at them to make it look as if someone has thrown expensive CGI at them and at a guess, it'll all happen in London with some obnoxious female 'cokerney' wimpering incessantly. But at least it'll all turn out nice and cuddly for the Christmas episode to offset the huge depression caused by the nasty death on Eastenders.
Sorry, should I have said "spoiler alert"?
Why is everyone missing the fact that Google (or any other large data storage facility) can decide whether information is in the 'public interest'? That's a judge's job not that of the Great Firewall of London ...
Definitely a hot-water situation. Someone could deliberately transmit 'illegal' material through the Tor network between two machines belonging to themselves, monitor the transmission and report the server owner for transmitting it illegally. Fundamentally anyone could target a mark and get their system shut down.
As has been said, this appears an easily defendable case. On the other hand, if upheld, it would have major ramifications for *anyone* running a public facing network. The theoretical ability for a third party to *legally* get an entire infrastructure network shut down (on the simple pretext of retransmission of data via the infrastructure of that company's network) through one illicit act is quite scary.
"On the other hand, there is a pretty cool article on formal verification ("Reasoning and Verification: State of the Art and Current Trends") in "IEEE Intelligent Systems" of January ..."
I would hope that this will eventually come to the fore ...
I studied formal verification methods many years ago and when I went for an interview and asked about verification of software the company said 'we test it extensively'. I believe that to still be the case in nearly, if not all systems today (including military and critical systems.)
"They're also one of the reasons we believe in dark matter ..."
They're an observed phenomena which can be explained, using current scientific theories and understanding, by the presence of "dark matter". We no more 'believe in dark matter' than we believe that a duck-billed platypus called Arnold will score the next goal for Brazil.
People believe in God, Yogic Flying, Homeopathic medicines and luck ...
<... What was that? Arnold *is* in the starting 11? ...>
"Although if we do find a deviation from the Standard Model, it is likely to be a very closely related one ..."
... because if it's not closely related we're frelled ...
"A large catapult on the roof might work, would be worth watching them try!"
Oh why, oh why did you have to put images of trebuchets and wooden horses smelling mildly of elderberries in my head!!! :-)
"Dear Google, following Chinese law, our Chinese judge orders you to remove the following pages from your index worldwide: ..."
Isn't that what they have already done? Such pages, although global in extent, are filtered at China's boundaries, which is technically very similar to what has been asked for in this Canadian case.
If implementation will be 'within twelve months' what will people be mining then? Surely it won't be economic to mine anything that exists today ...?
Wouldn't this only work when implemented at the point of introduction of yet-another-bit-coin-looky-likey-oops-I've-lost-it currency?
Does this mean we'll have people open cast mining the laybys and verges of the A1 for golden lemonade bottles?
What we could do is have a "Public Lavatory", charge people a quid to piss in it *and* sell the urine to a factory ... double charging is always economically prudent!
sounds more like the astronomical equivalent of doing doughnuts until your tyres burst ...
Six Million Dollar Star Trek episode ...
"She's breaking up, she's breaking up! Pull up pull up!"
"Hold it, hold it ...just a bit more ..."
"But she canna take it cap'n!"
"Oh bugger the antenna's fallen off ..."
It's obviously due to global warming ...
I have to agree with a couple of other posters. This story is a complete non-entity. A theory was produced many years ago and a bunch of theoretical physicists have theorised that they can produce an experiment to validate the theory. End of story.
If Prof Higgs said "I've discovered the higgs particle by building a theoretical collider in 20 years time" he'd have been laughed out of the funding committee ... and rightly so.
"We may be able to demonstrate a theory by building this piece of hardware to conduct an experiment", fine, that's what thousands of 'boffins' are doing every day without getting publicity for it!
Aha - I see a correlation and when I grow up I can be a climate scientist!
Sea level rise *is* due to human influences - namely the deposition of 57 olympic pools af water per human pee (probably more for certain stubborn instances of Gt Yarmouth cigars) equating to 10^15 cubic metres of water per day. (Obviously *we* don't flush that much as the cistern would be too big, it's added at the "treatment" plant.)
That's potentially a mean sea-level rise of 2.7m but allowing for the natural actions of the water cycle, some retention due to dodgy prostates, whales having a drink and both Ireland and Manchester being rain magnets, I believe that equates (within the ranges of typical climatologist errors bars) *exactly* to recorded increase in sea level rise over the last few minutes. QED
Nobel Prize for Sewage please!
ULA buys engines from Russia
ULA complains national security is up the proverbial without these engines.
The corollary is that the launch vehicles for spy satellites to spy on Russia rely on the Russians to supply Russian engines.
Am I, and the US administration, totally stupid ... or have I missed something?
Re: To be fair...
"Those of you who don't have to wear glasses would be appalled at what we short-sighted people have to pay out."
Indeed - a true story: take one pair of plasic sunglasses costing £2. Hot-press your name on the side (total cost per item including all tooling and packing £1) as you're a 'reputable' fashion designer. Sell them at £60 ...
People obviously paid for the name not the goods. It'll be the same with Google Glazed-over ...
What an utter waste of time!
You can put any price tag you want on a pile of rubbish but it's value is only what someone will pay ... initially, if you can find the muppets, you can get massive profit then reduce the price as the market shrinks until you stabilise at a profit margin that suits your cashflow requirements and the bank.
Are their current figures in proportion to the performance drop of the average system on which their products are installed? Haven't touched it for years as it doesn't do a good job ... oh, they just admitted that didn't they ...
Re: 6.3 microwatt-hours per cubic mm
"For comparison, Wikipedia says Li-Ion batteries have an energy density in the range 250-730 Wh/L which equates to 250-730 microwatt-hours per cubic mm. That is, this new stuff is 40-115 times worse than existing technology."
There certainly seems something up with their 'comparable with ..." statement. Perhaps "no where near comparable with ..." is more interesting, or "give us a load of funding because we're using the wonder material graphene which can do everything and we may produce a small capacitor in the future if you give us the dosh".
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