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* Posts by BigG

50 posts • joined 21 Oct 2010

Parent gabfest Mumsnet hit by SSL bug: My heart bleeds, grins hacker

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L-word

My neighbour is a ladygarden.

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Newsnight goes sour on Tech City miracle

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Coat

Re: The emperor's new offices?

"PPS. posting something on Twitter and thinking it won't get made public? tsk ;-)"

That's why I use Google+ - nobody will see it there.

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Jobless mum claims Spanish councillor told her to 'go on the game'

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Coffee/keyboard

Or come over to Australia, as many British were doing.

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Steve Jobs statue: Ones and ohs and OH NOES – it's POINTING at us

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Trollface

Re: Inspired by the classics

Isn't the penis supposed to be at the front, rather than on top?

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Trollface

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you....

The Human CemeteriPad

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Terrifying photo special: 'Electric Cannon' anal orgasmo-probe in use ... on a BULL

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Mamporrero

Is a great spanish word.

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Google is developing flight 'price comparison thing' with us, claims Ryanair boss O'Leary

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Flame

Perhaps Ryanair could learn from he chocolate factory..

... about less intrusive advertising. Michael ORLY should know where he can stick his scatcards.

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'Leaked' iPhone 6 pics will make cool fanbois WEEP - it's a PHABLET

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Revelation from the East from the poorly travelled

Coming from iPhone obsessed Hipsterville (not Eastbourne) I was really surprised to see so many chicks with big android mobiles in Singapore. One of the local owners explained to me that the females out there are addicted to Korean TV soaps which they love to watch on their mobiles on public transport, and that those discrete iPhones were no good (I guess they are subtitled or something).

Returning to the pics, I doubt the images are genuine, but I doubt the Apple Genies would want to exclude potential iTunes customers because they failed to adapt to a different market.

Does anyone read comments this far down?

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Apple patents facial recognition tech for mobile log-in

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Amazing

Getting a patent for something you obviously can't get to work. A parasite on innovation.

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Moto sets out plans for crafty snap-together PODULAR PHONES

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Trollface

Taking a punt on something a bit different

Will one module be an SD Card slot?

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LOHAN cops a faceful of smutronyms

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GAGA - Guard Alert Gringos Away (or Guiris Away)

PS. Link to Southampton University Postgrad no longer working - cuts?

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Samsung stakes claim to smartwatch market with Galaxy Gear

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The iWatch will be 'wound' automatically on the wrist so therefore powered by an explicit picture of an iDevice launch which can be displayed on any other compatible iDevice. Fap Fap Fap.

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'LulzSec leader's' victim named: tiny Oz council

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Trollface

Congratulations

Australia seems to be catching up with the highly respected justice system of the good old US of A. Or is this homage to China? In any case, well done! Really!

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Full metal jacket: Nokia launches new Lumia 925

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Facepalm

Exclusive more memory version for Vodafone

Sorry chaps - this is a complete turn-off.

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Game designer spills beans on chubby-fancying chap with his stolen Mac

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Holmes

Re: Evidence

And they will STILL fail to prosecute.

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HEAVILY ARMED SEX CRAZED DOLPHINS on RAMPAGE in Black Sea

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Randy and armed with attached dagger

I'm fearing something akin to the scene from Seven.

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US lawmaker blames bicycle breath for global warming gas

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Trollface

Tax humans

by their weight. Seems to be a catch all in terms of resource depletion (I would allow a Bulgarian Airbag allowance).

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BigG

Re: Wrong, but not ridiculous?

"A cyclist going at 35 km/h (we are not talking Tour de France here) that's 21.5 g/km per person (without emissions from food production, etc., unlike the bike side claims)."

I'm not sure I'd manage a steady 35km/h - I'm probably ambling making about 15km/h through the city. Maybe you are wasted in front of computer and a career in cycle couriership might be beckoning.

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Apple design bloke Ive finally honoured properly - with Blue Peter badge

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Coat

Probably more appropriate than

a "Jim'll Fixit" badge - unless it dissolves after a year.

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Google to open flagship retail stores by end of 2013

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Meh

The rewards...

..seem to outweigh the risks for Google.

Obviously they'll have their work cut out to compete with magnetically attached power plugs, unique rounded corners, etc, but I admire their indefatigabilty.

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Illicit phone rings in Sri Lankan inmate's back crack

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Re: Bit dim.

Well obviously it was an SMS.

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Victory on mobile belongs to Google in 2013

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Meh

Re: It's ok .....

Thankfully, his tinfoil hat will save him from the worst.

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Ubuntu for smartphones aims to replace today's mobes, laptops

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Re: @ taxman - Anything but Unity

The pictured phone in the bbc article looks very much like the Samsung Galaxy Nexus I have in front of me now - a device I am perfectly happy with.

@Andreas, I'm not sure if you are suggesting the phone doesn't exist, or that there is no evidence of which devices are proposed other than the Canonical supplied photo.

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The latest tech firm to be accused of tax dodging: Microsoft

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Holmes

Re: Pensions,

And what proportion of these dividends are paid out in the UK? Far from all of them, one would guess.

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Global warming still stalled since 1998, WMO Doha figures show

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Holmes

No evidence of winter having arrived here

Still warm indoors!

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Apple cultists slaver as Mothership landing now foretold in 2016

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Coat

Goatse anyone?

Just can't escape that image anymore.

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Automatic Facebook couple pages: Nauseating sign of desperation

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Gimp

General Petraeus

Busted by facebook - that is all.

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Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Pierogi versus patatas revolconas

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Paris Hilton

Streetview shot

Some of those roads look to be in lovely condition - and not a toll-booth in sight.

Paris, because I'm sure she'd approve of those splendid white lines too.

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LG Optimus 4X HD quad-core Android phone review

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Thumb Up

Re: Not another 5in screen...

No need to grow your hands, I'm sure. Maybe you are just holding it wrong.

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Sony outs Google TV set-top box

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FUGLY

That's gonna flop.

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El Reg official units of measurement: Linguine, Jubs, Hiltons and all

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Headmaster

Schoolboy error mixing weight and mass? Or have I fallen into some boffin trap?

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HTC handsets hit by grip of death

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Gimp

Don't Apple have a patent on crap antennas?

Cupertino's lawyers are gonna sue, boy!

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Apple pushes out Mac OS X update to fix Time Machine fail

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Trollface

Re: It would be far fucking better

You're holding it wrong.

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Samsung stretches 5in Galaxy Note phonetab to 10in

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Trollface

The cheek - get your tanks off my lawn

Samsung have set up a temporary Galaxy Note stand in Plaça Catalunya right in front of the new "secret" Apple store opening soon. Might pop in later for a gander.

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Pakistan blocks 13,000 grumble flick sites

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Coat

Sounds like protectionism to me

a local porn distributor has "greased the palm" of the local politicians.

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Fondle my slab, baby: Inside the tactile world of Apple-fan iDating

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Trollface

I wonder what aspirational cr@p they'll find to sell to this "particular" market next.

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Robot rabbits take on Facebook, female orgasms

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Gimp

Does the Vibease

link up to an app showing pictures of Steve J. presenting new products. Sounds like the perfect app, given the circlejerk that seems to go on in the neighbouring office over every fruity announcement.

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Nokia to sell off luxury phone brand

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Mushroom

Probably something along the lines of..

.. the common garden Nokia allegedly hurled by the Right Honourable member for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath

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iPhone banned in Steve Jobs' ancestral home

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Coat

Finally

Success for Samsung's lawyers.

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Ten... high-end Android tablets

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Joke

@Stike Vomit

Can it be an Apple App? (are we allowed to use App for anything else?)

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Saddam 'double' kidnapped by smut flick gang

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Gimp

Eeyore

That is all

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Gimp

Eeyore

That is all.

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Samsung, Google whip out Android 4.0 Nexus

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Paris Hilton

Nice basic spec

Similarly looking forward to seeing what the other manufacturers come up with based on this reference spec.

Declaring my interest. HTC Hero owner for 2 years, never rooted, broken, not a comp. sci. Would like a better camera in low light to help me rebuild whole story from the night before the morning after.

Paris because if I'd wanted something rooted.....

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Woman in strop strip for Bermuda airport customs

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WTF?

Won't somebody think of the children

Prosecutors demanded a fine as punishment for the outrage, since "children had been present and Phillips had repeatedly used bad language while removing her clothes".

What? No justification because ladies were present too?

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Naked cyclist streaks through Suffolk village

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WTF?

File under...

...why the country and its local law makers are almost as retarded as The States and theirs.

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Google and Facebook tool up for coupons fight

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Paris Hilton

Is this for tight sods who wield their restaurant vouchers with such glee?

I'll be looking out for places that don't offer these discounts - is there an app for that?

Paris, because, well, she'd be well worth splashing out on.

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Qt sees its future in Microkia

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Grenade

Chipmaker to the rescue?

ARM, Intel, Nvidia?

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Flying dildo downs Oz stag party bloke

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Playmobil reconstruction

Please!

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Apple rolls out two new MacBook Air models

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Heart

Still does the job

A whole year? Impressive.

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