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8 posts • joined 19 Oct 2010

LOHAN slips into tight rubber outfit

BlueShiftNZ
Paris Hilton

Aluminium pole?

Apart from the relative flimsiness of aluminium for a stripper pole, you're going to get some nasty grey smudges all up their thighs. Chromed stainless steel would be the preferred medium.

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Man's car warns of AIR RAID OVER LONDON

BlueShiftNZ
Megaphone

Chiswick! Fresh horses!!

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Kiwis collar Megaupload kingpin, Anonymous exacts revenge

BlueShiftNZ
Pint

Have a chat with the landlord, I think the current tenant may be moving to smaller accommodations.

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Apple one-day-only sale plans for Macs, iPads leaked to web

BlueShiftNZ
Facepalm

Leak?

Its not much of a leak, considering Apple emailed me about it two days ago!

"Apple News_AUS_NZ@insideapple.apple.com to me

show details Nov 22 (2 days ago)

Mark your calendar. This Friday, 25 November is the special Apple one-day shopping event. Shop online to receive special pricing and free shipping all day."

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Groupon offer burns cupcake baker’s profits

BlueShiftNZ
FAIL

Brand burners

I see #qantasluxury is trying hard to make a place in the textbooks as an example of an ill-planned and badly-timed social media campaign on Twitter.

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Apple 'prepping smaller iPad'

BlueShiftNZ
Coat

What Steve said

What Steve actually said was "7 inch tablet? Over my dead body!"

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The Register and Australia-New Zealand

BlueShiftNZ
Happy

12 months already?

"So last autumn we decided we'd repay some of that by setting up a small Sydney-based sales and editorial operation, and by delivering a measure of localisation to our readers in Australia and New Zealand."

While you're busy localising and geolocating, you might also notice that up here down-under, its the first day of Autumn today...

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Vatican confirms Simpsons as Catholics

BlueShiftNZ
FAIL

Accuracy? What's that then?

The Simpson family are, as noted above, Protestants. Additionally, Krusty the Clown (in addition to being spelt with a 'K') is Jewish.

A more accurate headline would be "Vatican approves Simpsons as model family" - see, just as rabble rousing, but not a flat out lie.

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