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Ouch... right in the VIDEO GAME: Lizard Squad attacks XBox, Twitch

admiraljkb
Joke

Re: "ZERO FUCK"

@i like crisps

"I forget, is that Celsius or Fahrenheit?"

Neither, its "Fuckinheit", or in warmer climes, its pronounced "Fuckinhawt".

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Joke

Re: Sounds like they doing it for the LOLz

@Mtech25

3rd armed division? Shows what you know. Obviously the 4th armed division would be deployed while holding the 3rd in reserve. :)

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Hyperconverged kit is SO HOT right now. $140m sound about right, Nutanix?

admiraljkb

Re: AC, using reverse psychology ?

You really have to wonder about issuing absolutes in a market that has been getting turned on its head for a while, is in the middle of a refresh cycle, and nobody is truly dominant YET. At the current rate, it looks like dominance may not be achieved by a single player, but possibly several players in their own niches. So far its been interesting to watch.

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Holmes

"... needs to develop its channel beyond Red Rock."

ahem, scuse please - its "Round Rock"

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Tim Cook: I'm NOT worried about CRAP iPad sales. It's just a 'speedbump'

admiraljkb

I'm seeing longer upgrade cycles as well now

Still running an original 2012 Nexus7, a FireHD8.9, and a newer FireHDX. I retired my original Fire as it was definitely too slow, but it was an earlier design. The Nex7 will get replaced soon not for performance, but because its my Dev and test tablet, and I need to move on to something current.

Most of the recent tablets do just fine for light usage on the go and the sofa and reading. If I go for heavy usage I switch to the laptop or desktop. I'm thinking other folks probably do the same?

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Cult of T-Mob US wants you to INDOCTRINATE your friends and family

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Joke

John Legere now starring in....

SNARKNADO!

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RealVNC distances itself from factories, power plants, PCs hooked up to password-less VNC

admiraljkb
WTF?

these are probably RealVNC installations

just probably 4.1 and lower. Who knows how many people are using 3.3.x still....

I thought passwordless VNC was over after the 2003 virus scare that pwn'd all the VNC servers that didn't have a password set. Guess not, or folks have short memories.

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Paris Hilton

No passwords? Its pwnage time!

". My workplace does passwordless vnc too.."

Might want to look at UltraVNC (also free) then and enable the built in domain authentication. That way your users can get in provided they can remember their own passwords into their pc's.

Back in 2003, there was a virus out that used passwordless VNC's to spread. Once its inside your firewall, it was also kinda hard to stop at that point. This caused me to have to have to build a specific patch for a commercial product (that will go unnamed) to disable VNC if the install detected no password set. I'm flabbergasted that this is still occurring 11 years later...

Here is a forum posting from REALVNC:

https://www.realvnc.com/pipermail/vnc-list/2003-March/037830.html

(Paris, because she probably has passwordless VNC as well)

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LulzSec supergrass Sabu led attacks against Turkey – report

admiraljkb
Joke

"The revelations also renew questions about whether the FBI – or some other agency working with the former LulzSec co-founder – was using hackers to gather foreign intelligence. The FBI has consistently denied doing so. "

If I've learned anything from Yes Minister/Yes Prime Minister - never believe anything until its officially denied.

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'Guess what: If you use the internet, you’re the subject of experiments'

admiraljkb

Re: The DOC format is dead.

100% agree that o365 is the new way they're going for vendor lockin.

Truthfully - Microsoft spent too long after getting their OOXML standard adopted before they actually adopted it themselves and that provides a lot of ammo against them in political arenas. MS Office 2013 is the first edition of MS Office that fully adopts the ISO OOXML standard after that standard having been adopted by ISO in 2006 (and adopted under dubious circumstances)... Open/LibreOffice have improved dramatically in that same timeframe while MS Office other than UI has largely been static. How many companies have deployed MS Office 2013 so far? Many offices like the one I'm in are just BARELY getting 2010 deployed after having avoided 2007... Meanwhile, ODF has been an ISO standard since 2006, actually in the field since 2005, while MS also supports it, soooo not much risk moving to ODF now.

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Retailers shot up by PoS scraping brute force cannon

admiraljkb

Re: Just use Cash

@Gene Cash - well Checks (and Debit Cards) make it easier to empty your bank account directly. At least with a Credit Card you are shielded from anyone having a direct line to your money, and have some additional legal protections as well. Its fairly easy to empty your account once someone has your ABA and account number, and much harder to recover the money stolen. Checks in the modern electronic era are unsafe at any speed, and weren't that safe before - see Frank Abagnale's exploits in the 1960's

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Re: Hesitant to upgrade because of costs?

@cortland

I've been finding that a risk averse corporate culture is starting to play into it as well. Sometimes its not strictly financial, its simply "perceived" risk. I've been in similar situations as yours. I suspect in a meeting, someone (pointy hair manager type) said it was less risky to keep the same electronics and have someone just "fix it" with software, not understanding the levels of complexity that are truly involved.

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Dead letter office: ancient smallpox sample turns up in old US lab

admiraljkb
Joke

Re: Unused?

Presumably there was a sign nearby that said "Beware of the Leopard"?

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Doctor Who season eight scripts leak online

admiraljkb
Joke

I found the final bit of the article amusing

"Jonathan Carlyle, identified by ABC radio as a moderator of Doctor Who forums, said he read the scripts, but only so it will be easier to find and delete spoilers posted to the boards he tends."

I fully understand. We also only read Playboy for the articles too. (wink and a nudge heh heh?)

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US Supremes just blew Aereo out of the water

admiraljkb

I agree that Aereo is basically a cable company. I think the law itself need rewritten though. The law itself was to protect the local affiliates, although I'm not sure how exactly. Since they are advertiser based and OTA, the local cable company at most needs to carry them in the local market, but there should be NO money required to change hands. Thats what the advertisers are for. There are now 12 minutes of commercials per 30 minutes, so the local affiliates *should* be ok.

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Re: I was expecting this...

I had a similar "is that legal" situation this last week - Its frightening that I had my father in law ask me if putting up an antenna at all (even "rabbit ears") was legal. Apparently the general populace in the states now thinks that OTA is illegal and you have to buy cableTV.

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OTA broadcasts

OTA content is paid for by advertising. As such, those advertisers are only paying for ONE market, so rebroadcasting into "foreign" markets a couple of states over I could see being an issue. Paying to rebroadcast a signal into the local market it was intended for is asinine. Normally the broadcasters should be PAYING the cable companies and Aereo to get their advertising funded broadcasts to MORE people so they get more ratings for more revenue. But Congress made it such that the broadcasters get paid if someone rebroadcasts into the local market, which turns free enterprise on its head...

As it was for me, the prospect of renting an HD antenna to watch OTA broadcasts was appealing and I did that.Since the introduction of digital TV in the US, its actually difficult to get a reliable signal in areas with a lot of buildings without having to adjust the antenna everytime you turn around...

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Microsoft's Online Exchange fixed after going titsup for NINE HOURS

admiraljkb

Actually, Outlook97 (or was it 98...) WAS free back when it had little market share compared to ccMail and Notes... It was also a very long time ago, in what feels a galaxy far far away....

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LG: Smartwatch? Pah! We'll measure your heart rate through your EARS

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Thumb Up

Re: You have to assume they've done the audience research

Well, I've had a wireless HR monitor for exercise since 1989. The prospect of getting VO2 data simultaneously to correlate where my HR is? Oh hell yeah, I'm in. This will generate a lot of interest from athletes, but I doubt it will generate little if any interest from the general population.

Now the question is are folks will to pay for it? On the cycling side which I'm more familiar with- seems to me that $500+ for a good cyclometer, another $500 plus for a power meter, $2000+ for the bike, and then this will likely be chump change in comparison. Not sure how many runners would get it, but probably a bunch of them would be interested too.

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Hey, Samsung: Why so shy about your 960GB flash drive's endurance?

admiraljkb

Re: Any auto backup solutions?

@!jb99

Linux Software RAID1 can do it as Paul Crawford mentioned, although in the laptop use case that will not work. For my machines, I use CrashPlan with it backing up to both my house NAS as well as their cloud. That way if any of my SSD equipped boxes go kaboom, I'm covered with only 15 minutes of potential data loss.

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Windows XP market share GROWS AGAIN, outstrips Win 8.1 surge

admiraljkb

Re: That has got to be embarrassing for Microsoft

@John P " Going from 7 to 8, it is more of an incremental change."

True. Vista/7/8 are all the same underlying architecture with different UI elements so its minor updates from that perspective one to the other. With the massive UI swap - 8 becomes a defacto major upgrade, but underneath its essentially 7.1 for the "meat and potatoes" of it.

NT4/2K/2k3/XP are significantly different underlying architecture which makes Vista/7/8 a significant upgrade from an architectural perspective.

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Yahoo! Mail users see crying baby who says firm is 'over capacity'

admiraljkb
Joke

That's it, I'm going to ARCH! :)

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NHS website hit by MASSIVE malware security COCKUP

admiraljkb
Joke

Re: Google Aspies

Great name for yet another inane awards show - the Google Aspies

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Microsoft to RIP THE SHEETS off Windows 9 aka 'Threshold' in April

admiraljkb

Re: Bring back Aero too

There is a real WIDE variety of what people want their desktops to look like. Its Windows, people love their customizations. Some folks bling it up, some folks go minimal. MS just needs to realize that and not force bling down folks throats.

Back when I was running XP, I turned off all effects to save memory and CPU/GPU cycles on a laptop to maximize battery power. It worked of course, but strangely (to me anyway) I got a lot of compliments on how nice it looked and was I running a beta of a new Windows. Effectively it looked like the completely boring NT4.

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Time travellers outsmart the NSA

admiraljkb
Alien

Re: Well I'm convinced.

I think our Time Traveling friends instead went for #IhazCheezeburger instead to not totally give themselves away. Bow to our (time traveling) feline overlords!

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HP clampdown on 'unauthorised' server fixing to start in January

admiraljkb

The unexpected consequence?

More HP server crashes and/or data corruption due to firmware not being updated, and HP getting a very dirty name inside HP shops because the internal support guys that used to "just handle" the firmware updates (without the upper mgt involved), weren't the guys named in the contracts for having access to the firmware updates. Larger orgs might now be impacted since they have major league change control processes in place already, but smal/medium orgs will definitely get impacted.

What happens outside the HP Ivory Tower? Back out here in the real world many companies, with service contracts or not, will slow down and possibly stop the firmware updates. A few crashes later and/or a major data loss, and you'll have Dell, Cisco, IBM, etc with a foot in the door.

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We don't need no STEENKIN' exploit brokers: Let's FLATTEN all bug bounties

admiraljkb

Re: "Free" market prices

My thoughts EXACTLY on it starting an arms race. Many of the exploits for things like Flame and Stux are invaluable. Most Govt's can just up their (off the record) bounty by 25K (of whatever currency floats your boat), and keep doing that all day long. I think this might be a step in the right direction to get rid of many lower level exploits, and it could get a whole lot of new folks trying to find security bugs for a quick payday, but the BIG security defects will still mostly end up in the hands of the folks with lotso cash.

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Hot Stuff! NASA mulls 'urgent' space walk as ISS cooler conks out

admiraljkb
Joke

Re: Do the pipes go....

Well, they *were*, and that was fine. "squeelookle" was what raised their concern.

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I want virtualisation on my iPhone, and I want it NOW

admiraljkb
Pint

You're right @vmistery - Nothing comes for free, and a new security hole gets introduced while securing another. The big thing to me, is it keeps my work stuff separated out from my personal stuff. I already do the same thing using desktop virtualisation to keep things separated out on those occasions where I have to use a personal laptop. For the mobile device case, the IT-SEC bod can wipe the corporate VM on the device without wiping my personal data, which I consider a huge win. After having been an EARLY adopter of BYOD, I'm currently avoiding BYOD now until the virtual mobe is available in whatever org I'm in. Until then, someone can continue supply me a phone, and I'll have a batman utility belt of devices... :)

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Poker ace's vanishing hotel laptop WAS infected by card-shark – F-Secure

admiraljkb
Joke

Re: Effective protection starts with a severe threat...

so firing up "What does the fox say" on YouTube until they surrender? Works for me, but probably violates the Geneva Convention.

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HTC phone STOPS BULLET, saves Florida gas station clerk's life

admiraljkb

@Steve

2) True, but conversely he's lucky it DID hit the relatively dense battery. The bullet likely would have still made it through anywhere else on the phone. If its risk of battery fire versus having a round in the chest, I'll take the battery fire risk. :)

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Apple iOS 7 makes some users literally SICK. As in puking, not upset

admiraljkb

Re: A split personality release

@Artic Fox: the studies I saw put it at 20% on "3D" which means almost many family households have ONE person that can't deal with 3D on movie night (and studios wondered why it didn't take off). Unfortunately, as luck would have it, I'm one of them, and it gives me a headache... Haven't seen the new iPhone OS v7 up close yet, but I'm scientifically curious now whether that would affect me or not. I'm surprised Apple didn't have at least ONE tester who reported an issue on that, and I'm surprised they didn't have a variable slider for effects ranging from "none" to "bling it on up".

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BBC releases MYSTERY RIDDLE poster for Doctor Who anniversary episode

admiraljkb

@BenM 29 - I upticked you just for getting her back onscreen. However - one slight problem - Peri died during Trial of a Time Lord. (yeah they re-wrote it to magically bring her back at the very end in the weirdest way possible by marrying a barbarian king, but she didn't really make it. The Doctor was complicit in her death, which had to be undone)

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admiraljkb

Re: The geek in me is compelled to mention...

@charles 9

Having just read Lungbarrow (hard book to get now), I'd say that the Other wasn't evil, or even close to it like Rassilon and Omega who skated on the other side of the moral line. I think it likely that Hurt is the old McGann, particularly with that poster. The other option was the Valeyard, but I'd pretty much dismissed the possibility of him being the Valeyard after Capaldi was cast as the 12th Doctor. I'm thinking Capaldi should make a excellent darker Doctor leading into the Valeyard story arc.

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Ubuntu devs to get 15-min code review, full SDK love – Canonical

admiraljkb
Pint

Re: @ FredBloggsY - "Apps" - WTF?

:) Yes, "App" predates iPhone by at least 10 years, although I remember it being about 15 when app suites like MSOffice came began to make a big appearance. I think most of us had been shortening it in emails and such since the Compuserve days of yore before the internet was commercialized. You remember when you had to ride a dinosaur 10 miles through the snow, uphill, both ways to login (ah the life of a dialup modem at a blistering 2400bps). :) Who is really going to write out "application" in an email to other engineer types when you can see the cursor lag across the screen and you are being charged by the minute?

And with that, I now feel old...

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Samsung Mega 6.3: Enter the PHONDLESLAB

admiraljkb
Pint

Re: VLP == Vain Losers Poserphone

@ FredBloggsY

"Vanity of vanities; all is vanity."

Uhh, no. I've had glasses almost all my life, so why would I care now about bifocals or reading glasses? You tried screwing around with bifocals and reading glasses? In between my parents, much older siblings, and my wife, I've seen how much fun that is. They are a pain in the kiester and most inconvenient to deal with. The longer you can stave that part off, the better. Here's a beer, it may not improve vision, but at least you won't care as much. :)

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admiraljkb

Re: HELLO !!!?

I remember not so long ago, when all that was available was 2.8" screens with crap resolution... So having multiple sizes of screens is awesome as far as I'm concerned.

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Re: VLP == Vain Losers Poserphone

@nigel 15

Well said.

Bigger phones have their uses. Those of us with eyesight issues for instance, or even folks who rarely if ever use the phone as a phone, but use it as a tablet all the time, or folks that want multiple day battery life. Figure out what the requirements are, and fill the requirement. If its smaller, its smaller, if its bigger its bigger, but at least there is choice and variety in the marketplace.

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Pint

Re: VLP == Vain Losers Poserphone

@Condiment

Hear hear! When my vision went, it went FAST too... Didn't even make it to 45, *sigh*. My SGSII was suddenly not working for me at all at any distance, along with a host of other problems. I ended up getting a LG Optimus G Pro for precisely that reason. The 5.5" 1080Pscreen was a nice big, and sharp godsend, and it still fits in my back pocket or shirt pocket just fine. Still no reading glasses, yet. :)

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NASA's cloud strategy panned by NASA auditors

admiraljkb

Re: Not only Cloud...

@Geezer - That was my interpretation as well. Just the paper was skewed towards skewering (hehe) the cloud based angle.

If you have bad practices beforehand (and whose company doesn't have a few?), then "going cloud" will likely amplify your potential failings, or at least make it much more noticeable as you evaluate your legacy systems and processes that haven't been reviewed in YEARS.

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Snowden: US and Israel did create Stuxnet attack code

admiraljkb
Coat

Re: "most trusted services in the world if they actually desire to do so."

Steve - Don't you mean the proper ISO-8601 format of: 2001-09-11 ? (American and Euro date formats are equally crap for date sorting)

Double coat, and outta here. :)

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What's the difference between GEEKS and NERDS?

admiraljkb
Pint

I always thought the biggest difference was...

Geek = Intelligent, and all that, and really techno oriented. Probably watches Star Trek and like SciFi.

Nerd = Geek + "not only goes to Comicon, but goes dressed as their favourite Klingon." (for extra bonus points, the Klingon in question has to be the most obscure possible, and they'd be happy to explain it at length the significance of "ToR", credited as "Klingon #5" played by ..., who was at the back of scene 5, episode 12, on stardate 749024)

I'm mostly in the Geek category, but I do have Nerdy friends. :) Re-reading the above, I think it could be shortened to:

Nerd = Geek with Aspergers...

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Not just telcos, THOUSANDS of companies share data with US spies

admiraljkb
Meh

Re: I didn't feel, despite the accusations....

I had one of my fellow engineers tell me I was paranoid on the Microsoft security situation, only to find out I wasn't nearly paranoid enough after finding out they disclose the internally found security vulnerabilities to the NSA, and then leave them open for a while for intelligence gathering to occur. I hate it when reality proves the tinfoil hat types correct...

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SEXY models clash at big bash over catty tweets: Yup, it's HTC v Samsung

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Re: To be fair...

Yeah, the Nexus4 was pretty nice, and changed my thinking about LG phones. I got the LG Optimus G Pro because of the Nexus4. The Optimus G Pro is by far the nicest phone I've owned to date. SGS4 hardware with a full HD 5.5" screen. (for the record, I was going to get the SGS4, but my eyes took a bad turn and I needed the (even) bigger screen)

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Speaking in Tech: Endorsing LinkedIn skills on LinkedIn implodes the web?

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Meh

Re: Does anyone actually take these endorsements seriously

I'd have to say, "it depends". You can kinda get a feel for things looking at someone's profile and the endorsements, as well as looking at WHO did the endorsing. Also when the endorsements are all over the place, without a seeming specialization, and Oracle endorsements made by someone's plumber, then its not too useful.

I have to say that I get some crazy endorsements on occasion that I'm really not comfortable with, and decline them, rather than letting them show up on my profile and "decreasing my brand value".

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iPHONES and 'Pads BANNED in US for violating Samsung patent

admiraljkb

Re: bzzzzzzzzzt.

@Shagbag

BINGO, you've got it, perfectly. Now if Apple is smart, it will quickly do some backroom cross licensing deals with Samsung in return for both sides dropping all suits. Apple is still in jeopardy on having its "soft" Patents invalidated if it continues. Best to go ahead and end the conflict sooner than later. Trading money back and forth in global courts seems to be a poor usage of Stockholder's money. :) The attorneys must be making out like bandits though...

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admiraljkb
Facepalm

Re: Waste of Space

@Rukario

I'm thinking the President should recuse himself for conflict of interest on this one. Any judge in a court case would do that under the circumstances. Politically for him, its a Kobyashi Maru scenario. What will be said if he allows the ban to go into effect is he doesn't want to look like he was bought off by Apple, so he intentionally let the products get banned to look tough. If he turns down the ban, its because of the money Apple (indirectly) gave him to buy him off. Either way it gets spun badly, so best to find a way to stay out of it...

icon, because Politics is always "D'oh!"

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Leaks point to new mystery Macs 'with Jony Ive's fingerprints on'

admiraljkb
Pint

Re: Park?

@Chris King - "And what the hell did VMS have to do with that ?"

Umm, hate to interrupt your "get off my lawn" moment (especially as I seem to be having a lot of those myself lately), but the NT kernel is the direct descendant of VMS. :)

Cheers!

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The IT Crowd returns to Channel 4 for a final episode

admiraljkb

Re: I can only WISH we had this show

Since the "Hollywood marketeers" generally do poorly remaking British Shows, that's a good thing. (American Coupling and Red Dwarf come to mind)

The IT Crows is on Netflix though.

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Pyongyang to unleash NUKULAR horsemen of the Norkocalypse?

admiraljkb

Re: Mutually assured dullness

@142

Near as I can tell, if NK does something really stupid, then it'll know what Poland felt like in 1939. The Chinese have a large base and are doing live fire exercises to remind lil' Kim to back down. Should he do something stupid, presumably the Chinese will stream in from the North, and Allied forces from the South and meet in the middle. I really don't expect a shooting war between the Chinese and US. With that said, AFTER Pyongyang falls, NK will be in a situation like with Germany after WWII. Lot of discussions and arrangements, partitioning, and such. All of it sub-optimal, and hampering re-unification efforts undoubtedly.

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