Posts by Jon Double Nice
269 posts • joined Tuesday 5th June 2007 11:01 GMT
All the good talent goes to petsovernight.com
http://www.rockstargames.com/grandtheftauto3/petsOvernight/
Don't policemen look young nowadays
In other news, has anybody noticed Professor Green's accent has changed a little bit seeing as he comes from Hackney and all that.
Posted in Galaxy S4 radiant, but has black holes
Re: iPhone 5 still leading the market.
I have an iphone 5
I am still flabbergasted at how pants the map app is.
Re: Poor results?
whatball now?
Do you have an analogy using twiglets or something that might be meaningful?
Re: Depends on the country
Where do I have to work to gt these bags of acorns?
Maybe GoPro should
make cameras that don't look stupid mounted in a little clear plastic box on top of your bike helmet. The 'bullet' form factor is shirley the way to go, unless anyone else knows otherwise?
"Goddess of Door Hinges"
I wonder who the goddess of blu tac is?
Reminds me a bit of this:
But sort of the other way around, mapping other faces onto your face in real time.
http://vimeo.com/29279198
Re: Classic Yanklish
I have a friend who worked in New York a while ago, on being issued with her work Blackberry she was advised chirpily "If you don't have any pockets, just clip it to our fanny - thats what I do" by the person showing her around.
Posted in Micro-drum acts as quantum memory
Re: Quantum Geek Talk
"it's very difficult to get photons to stay where they're put"
Have they tried sticky tape?
QuarkXPress?
You poor poppet.
Re: Of the things I'd like to see in the next...
Shirley you could just run Taskmanager.exe under WINE?
Posted in Apple files 'iWatch' patent application
Their diagram reminded me of this:
http://horsewithhandsridingabike.blogspot.co.uk/
Its the new black
etc
This is just Sonys initial spec to get the headlines
By the time it comes out it will have been reduced to the back of an envelope that a bank statement came in, half a crayon and a sachet of mayonaise cadged from Weatherspoons.
Re: "the unpredictable rocks on Mars"
I thought it meant that Barry Unpredictable was holding a reunion gig there....
Re: Oh noes!
FLICKR?
Re: Hydrogen FTW
FTW INAW Shirley?
Oh Hai!
Is this teh ironies?
But what of the
Lizard and Spock versions?
"If you can't avoid...
...using a handful of websites that demand your browser supports Java", why not apply a small piece of selotape to a corn cob.
Re: i think the latency is better on the real game as well
Isn't it obvious?
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
They could really improve their map app
by making it so that when you hold the screen, and all the icons jiggle around so you can rearrange them, giving it a little 'x' button on it so you can DELETE IT FROM YOUR PHONE
Knees?
Knees? I would dream of having knees...
Re: good work
Also, nobody changed any sprockets on a cassette, so no bicycle maintenance either...
I have one of those espress things they invented
they are awesome!
You do tend to drink quite a lot of espresso if you get one though.
Re: Pedantry...
But the weight has some gravity too, so it pulls itself back down to the floor...*
*Might not be actual science.
The mobile network run by me...
Works about as well as I would expect it to, seeing as I know nothing about running a mobile network. But still, unlimited data + spotify = woo!
SICK WIERDOS!
Make martinis etc with GIN. Preferably with Oxley gin, and only vaguely muddled with ice. With a sealed bottle of vermouth in a cupboard nearby. I prefer a cocktail onion in mine.
Incidentally, at the Fountain Bleu in Miami, they have a signature cocktail which is basically a martini (gin) with three olives stuffed with blue cheese. Absolutely fantastic!
Can we have a martini glass icon please?
LASER SHOELACES!
thats what the article says to me
"No Country for Old Men"
Now that is one seriously shat film.
Re: I knew Steve Jobs...
I'm Steve Jobs
And so's my wife
Updated Mac Pros?
please?
Re: slight translation error
But the introduction of some fornication would certainly liven things up a bit.
But shirley
Apple will just patent this clock design..... 'on a phone'.
I'm not convinced
that they are the world's first dog. Its says its only two years old, and I'm pretty certain I saw dogs around the place before two years ago...
Call it "WHAT THE WHAT NOW?"
which MUST BE SHOUTED.
Or, the opening bit of the old Grange Hill theme music, 'wawa wa wow'.
Re: "the barking wing of the Fox News Party"
Shouldn't that be "barking spider"?
Posted in Assange calls for help from … Quakers?
No, it was just some willy waving
see various posts above...
Re: Sentenced to..
Isn't that a move in Mornington Crescent?
Do you think...
that if it doesn't find prior art, it forks a process to register the patent for google, then return and tell you 'oh ya, we have that patent already what what what'
I'd like to have it done
but I just can't get past the stage where they go 'right, so we'll just slice the front of your eyeball off WHILST YOU ARE TOTALLY AWAKE'. Can they not condense this treatment into a pill or something? It'd be a lot more popular.
Re: Mayor Bloomberg belongs in prison
Yes yes, just unroll this bit of tin foil and pop it on your head would you, there's a good chap.
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit
It's the only way to be sure.
Have these people not watched 'Sharktopus'?
I mean I'm not even a scientist and I've seen it.
How about with a touchy apple-like mouse?
You could do the gestures on that to swipe menus onto the screen?
Posted in Darth Vader is a pansy
Wood Jerry, Wood
All technology is made cooler by the addition of wood. Just look at Moog synthesizers.
This is scientific fact.
