144 posts • joined 12 Oct 2010
Here we are, Planet Earth!
You forgot Netscape crowing "YES, THIS IS THE MOZILLA" (i.e. corruption of Mosaic Killer) on first release. Almost equivalent to the monolith amongst the apemen in Kubrick's 2001.
From memory this is the first use of "-illa" which of course is now ubuig...... uqui... ubitqu.... everywhere.
Windows GUI cost? Nothing.
I switched from OS/2 to OS/X but keep a couple of machines running XP just for piddling around.
The VM runs under OS/X. Parallels, Virtual Box or VM Fusion - take your pick. OS/2 sound even works, which I must admit came as a shock, OS/2 system sounds emanating from an Apple Cinema Display.
"...IS a worthy OS..." The only issue today is the need to run it inside a VM (which works quite nicely). Try it.
The absolute peak of efficiency was using WordPerfect for DOS under OS/2, sending faxes by Faxworks and ..... oh...... everybody's gone...
... the greatest nation on earth ....
Ahead of the game but that would be what next week could be the World's newest nation?
The one whose citizens were responsible for the telephone, the television, penicillin, radar, the modern novel, modern economics, modern human rights, moral philosophy.....
Funny or money
It was EM who said he stopped worrying about not being funny "Eighty Million Dollars ago".
".. chimpanzees, which are humanity's closest relatives .."
Ah yes. From my observations at least one step closer than my in-laws.
Talking is over-rated
The vast majority of "phone" usage I see on the streets (i.e. everywhere) is NOT for phone calls.
Thank heavens the unadorned mobile phone is on its way out and we can get on a do useful things without having to engage with other creatures artlessly called homo sapiens sapiens using a strange and inconvenient part of the physique called a tongue. Let's face it if you were commissioned to invent a means of communications between people you would never in a million years come up with the ridiculous one we have traditionally used. Crikey we cannot even use it without an enormous range of facial and hand gestures, postures etc etc.
Frankly nothing would make me happier than if I could find a job where I never have to talk to anyone, but that is a different point.
The T-1000 had no moving parts. Must have started "life" being squirted from a 3-D printer.
Do not forget that the POURING of the boiling water is critical. Hold the tip of the kettle as close as possible to the tea LEAVES - while the water is still bubbling like mad - so that boiling water hits the leaves. Otherwise the water is obviously less than boiling when poured from a height - which is how I make coffee when I am impatient to get the first fix of the day. (WTF does "off-the-boil" mean anyway?)
Similarly pour as fast as the physics of the size and shape of the spout and the receptacle will permit without causing danger.
I presume that boiling water is necessary to break open the cellular structure of the leaves but perhaps some smart Alec sorry biochemist could tell us.
I am going to go out on a limb here and use these forums to say that Bohemian Rhapsody is the most over-rated, pretentious piece of drivel ever to reach the charts.
But then I am also appalled that the non-riff from "Whole Lotta Love" should even be in contention for a "best in history" nod.
In fact it is a no-brainer when studying the charred offal left after a MS presentation. I would go so far as to say they deserve a medal for the bleeding obvious :
" Stuff like term papers, recipes and budgets"
Despite the attempt ("Stuff like ...") to sound casual this is the committee-of executives-and PR-Guys agonised-speech-writing to select punchy buzzwords for the business model. Schools, homes and businesses.
Oh and no sex please. We're American.
Drafting a document by committee is bad enough. Having drafts flying around with different parties putting in their 2 cents' worth at the same time on different versions is an absolute bleeding rumpelstiltsking nightmare. Even having a team leader does not help unless contributors are told to review and amend one after the other in linear fashion.
Whoever dreamt up collaborative drafting hadn't a clue about how documents - PROPER documents - are created and finalised for third party consumption - or human nature for that matter.
Ah - another harangue triggered because I had to change "finalized" back to "finaliSEd" twice, as if this bloody software thinks it knows what I want to write better than I do!
Re: Dialling 999
Yup, and the third finger nestled on the other side of the... of the ..... that silver crescent moon-shaped bracket which stopped your finger going too far when dialling. Must be a technical name for the bloody thing
This kind of "Everything is going to run out. We are all doomed" nonsense comes up all the time.
I remember reading such a prediction for the first time in OZ magazine in around 1970. The 2nd or third issue after the Schoolkids one if memory serves.
If that article had been correct by now we would all be wearing synthetic garments and eating food from chemical plants... oh ... hang on a sec...
How may clips can you count?
The news report was many clips spliced together.
I gave up at about 10 when I was less than half way through.
Long ago in these pages I laid claim to the process for the entry of script from left to right in linear fashion across the page and downwards in rows and you pirates are going to have to start paying or else!
Just because something is intelligent does not mean it necessarily wants to do anything
You mean ... cough! cough! .... hoisted WITH ..
Short Memory Syndrome
MS will keep Android phones going under its aegis most likely at an attractive price point because it suits them to sell as many as possible then begin to ckuf up Android then slowly merge it into the MS ethos.
Embrace, extend ......
Sounds like Microsoft Asia.
There may be other homophones which Microsoft will use to reveal their Grand Plan but I can't be arsed to figure out what they might be.
Let's not get carried away
Pure chocolate I.e. 100 per cent cocoa powder is totally bleeding unpalatable!
That's why we needed lashings of oocoa butter sugar and usually milk to get it down.
Of course it is nice occasionally to suck on a slab of 99% but that is only because it is a great excuse to wash it down with a carafe of Black Label or Glenfiddich.
Damn now I'm thirsty.
Re: Reminds me of…
The boy stood on the burning deck ......
I DV'ed Alistair purposefully, rather like Lou Reed (RIP Lou) fans booing to show their appreciation. He is pure entertainment when something gets his goat, in a way my wife is not.
P.S. Ta for the article, Dabbsy
Good article - thank you.
Sorry Uncle Sam you are the same big fat clumsy kid in the sandpit trampling everyone else's sand castles every time you move as you have always been.
For an (unfortunate) perspective everyone should read or listen to Mark Twain's autobiography Part I his chapter about the Moro Indian Massacre. Or google it. Re-assuring that he could be incensed by the actions of the good old U.S. Of A. - and write about it - but horrifying that it did not make a blind bit of difference.
And to a crafty old lawyer what Obama said is meaningless. So many mere gestures, qualifications and caveats which ultimately say they are not going to change a damn thing.
Gates breathing over one shoulder ...
... and Ballmer breathing over the other ...
You'd have to mad to want that gig.
Enough with the squaddie slang
If they are out in the field getting their hands dirty (literally, in this case) they are not "boffins".
Good article. Keep 'em coming.
Sorry - "prone"
Three quarters of the way down the article
Can you please please make it blow the *****r's arm off if he is more than a few minutes late for a meeting.
Apart from the tendency of a CEO to mould the senior executive stratum in his own image - a good enough reason on its own - I would have thought the accumulation of hare-brained decisions since XPSP3 justifies the Board in orchestrating a wholesale clear out.
Are we supposed to think there is star quality in depth waiting to be unleashed?
In fact taking account of a proportionate loss according to the size of the company, many many companies writing off 900 million would have seen heads rolling by the basket load.
You do know that Tortola is famous offshore tax haven, B.V.I?
Did they really have single cell morons saying "wow", "kind of" and "like" back then? Maybe he should get out of the trees and read a book. Paper or digital.
Tangential point - Wasn't there an early internet portal called WoW - Worlds of Wonder? Anybody?
Why do I have sympathy with the dog but not the cop?
In fact I am totally outraged that he tried to harm the dog.
Do I need to see a psychiatrist?
One Smart Thing
MS did just one thing right - making a contract with early desktop manufacturers to receive a royalty on every box sold whether or not MS-DOS was installed. So simple. Not just an incentive to install MS-DOS but a disincentive to install anything else.
The rest, as they say, being sufficiently ensconced to install one "shockingly inferior" product after another on to an ignorant and gullible world, is history. All they had to do after that was stamp on anything which could conceivably represent a threat, an attitude ably represented by the Neanderthal-like qualities of .... of ... What was that guy's name?
Peter Principle Proof Positive
Does that explain why all American business managers feel they have to behave like crass idiots and treat their staff as dogsbodies?
Conversely every junior to medium level manager thinks his boss is a fool.
Poisoned chalice, anyone?
Just great. He starts a massive reorganization then buggers off to leave someone else, who probably would have done it in an entirely different way, to soldier on and explain why it failed.
Way to go, Stevie.
Yes, but ...
For balance, I suggest you read Townshend's autobiography in which he covers this incident fully.
Sheer bleeding class
It is not about the movie business.
It USED to be about the toy business.
Now it is about the VIDEO GAME business.
Meaning : Time to create platforms for Avatar: The Video Game II, Iii, IV etc etc. ..... Etc
No ... Seriously.
Everybody is inbred. Some are more inbred than others.
You're all wrong
It's for the video game.
Screamingly obvious from each scene in Term4
No ... Worse than ..... If for example the non-native plants were predatory and voracious. With a knock- on effect on diversity of local fauna. And so on. You can guess the rest (I hope).
the Trio should be available in Q3
With Jelly Bean?
Seem to remember the first release of Netscape had something like "Yes, this is the Mozilla" emblazoned across the top. Always thought this was a scrunched version of "Mosaic Killer".
Anyone know if Mozilla (the name) came from something else? Who do we blame for attaching "-zilla" to everything?
Somebody did this with a motor car-size "motor" a few years ago and got to the stage of having a working prototype but further development collapsed through lack of funds.
The prime mover behind the technology whinged, naturally, that the vested interests did not want to get involved.
Not being an engineer though I bounced this idea of an engineer whose immediate question was "What happens when you want to go up a hill?"
Re: Say what?
Even if it were true somewhere else, it is wholly irrelevant in Hong Kong where every square inch in private hands is leasehold, except for the Cathedral, which cannot lawfully do anything but save souls.
Free range chickens?
Re: SSL Certs - the new single point of failure
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