* Posts by Adze

111 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Oct 2010

Wikipedia doesn't need your money - so why does it keep pestering you?

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Re: Wikipedia is a byword for an unreliable source of information

Try Ten Word Wiki ( http://www.tenwordwiki.com) instead, it's still inaccurate but gets to the point a lot quicker and includes a measure of humour, usually.

ICANN'T believe it's not Apple: Vatican wins domain-handout lottery

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Pint

Re: dot DOG?

GOD.DOG - perfect website for a really good mirror manufacturer? I'll bet there's more...

Dutch script kiddie pwns 20,000 Twitter profiles

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I bet a good number of the 20K have antivirus installed and a firewall, other than the one on their router, running in the background.

"The most important part of a car is the nut behind the wheel!" analogy fits very well in this instance!

Hacking bazaar ExploitHub gets hacked, database leaked

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Quis accido ipsos accidiens? It's probably wrong, but I never learned Latin

GPU-stuffed monster cracks Windows passwords in minutes

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Re: Nice to know

I read it more as a warning against password reuse & repetition than as a result of a direct attack on your own network. Granted, if someone has access to stored hashes on your network you have a problem larger than their ability to decrypt said hashes, more to the point, why would they even bother looking at them if you're the actual target of the attack? However, if one of your users has their work email and their work password as the login for that specialist Russian film archive they're fond of...

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I wonder...

...how long it takes for it to break a non-dictionary based alphanumeric password hashed with SHA-512 and salt? That would be useful information.

Dell launches Sputnik Linux Ultrabook

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WTF?

It's got a lot of memory...

264GB according to the article.

Ten badass brainy computers from science fiction

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This list is broken, no mention of Orac or the ships computer from Star Trek.

Snake-fondling blonde nude punts Polish coffins

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Good old Church

Down with this sort of thing!

Mystery robot-bringing UFOs sighted by Indian troops on Tibet border

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Holmes

"...lasted 40 minutes."

I can almost hear it...

"Hey do you think we should take some pictures of this thing?"

"Nah... we're scientists, they're bound to believe us! Just have another toke on this, it helps with anoxia apparently"

Israeli cops penetrated by army of fake generals with trojans

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Well done!

Top marks to the uthor for getting 'penetrated' and 'pulled off'(line) within the first 30 words of an article to do with malware and security services.

Why will UK web supersnoop plan cost £1.8bn? That's a secret

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Security...

...by obscurity anyone? 10p a bag, get it while it's hot!

"pose an unacceptable risk to the ability of the UK to safeguard national security" and "disclosure of this could be used to avoid detection".

So many devices, so little policy

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Amen to that brother!

1 MILLION accounts leaked in megahack on banks, websites

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Re: @ Comments are attributed to your handle....

Textual Rick Rolling, wish I'd thought of that, I read almost to the chorus before I realised what it was - I doff my cap to you sir!

Baidu touts mobe with 100GB web drive

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Re: THATS FINE

Do you buy Apple by any chance?

Parents shocked by priestly PowerPoint pr0n

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Re: Where Did He Go?

...or to commit the sin of Onan perhaps? It's ok... he'll get absolution before he handles foodstuffs or communion.

Ancient Iceman murder victim was lactose-intolerant, sickly

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Re: Re: Re: Why no mention

quote :"If I could "like it" twice I would. Thank you. :')"

I liked it twice by liking your like of it.

Microsoft explains bland new Windows logo

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It's a bit...

...St. Ivel Gold isn't it? With a bit of Lurpack lurve for the colour scheme perhaps?

Will the tag line be:

"I can't believe it's not Windows!"

Windows 8 hardware rules 'derail user-friendly Linux'

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Joke

"Guess which group get all the problems?"

...the ones with admin/root access? :D

US killer spy drone controls switch to Linux

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Advised?

"Drone units were advised to stop using the removable drives to prevent another outbreak."

There's something which makes me uneasy about use of the word "advised" in context with military hardware that I can't quite put my finger on. Perhaps if it were changed to "ordered", it would make me feel less uneasy...

Steve Jobs action figure set for shop shelves

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Ahh... but I have prior art, albeit made from wicker. However, it does have real hair!

Rupert Murdoch and 'unverified' missus in Twitter tangle

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I wonder...

...which newspaper will be first to crack his account?

Lincolnshire cops to chuck £200m at G4S in ICT deal

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Was that just after Group4 became Group3?

Nokia exec: Young fashonistas 'fed up' with iPhone

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Complexity of Android? WTF!

My 65 year old mother in law managed quite well with her HTC Wildfire, but she's a rubbish driver! Anyone who thinks Android is 'complex' should be immediately barred from getting behind the wheel of a car !

Microsoft dishes free phones to Android detractors

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Pint

Would this be to cover for the SMS of Doom affecting Winpho 7 phones story published by El Reg earlier by any chance?

Thus far it's looking a lot like the only option for a trouble free phone is BT... has it really come to this?

Pint icon? Meh... what's the use.

Brit balloonist reclaims UK altitude record

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Top lad!

Smut sirens violate YouTube with saucy .XXX hot dog

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+10 points to the writer for getting "yanked off" into the first line!

Apple iPhone owners are the most loyal smartphone buyers

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Today's headlines...

...it's a slow news day across the globe today...

San Diego Baywatch rules out exploding dead whale

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Here come pieces of...

...my God!

Flood-hit WD takes half-billion kidney punch from Seagate

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A good job HDD prices are already sky high then...

Visa to tell shops where their punters' wallets went next

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So supermarkets know what you (think French vous, not tu) bought and, soon, where you went to buy the stuff they don't stock (yet - but will soon just as quickly as they can drive the price down with their buying power so it's unprofitable for the place you used to buy it to stock it any longer).

I suspect it would likely benefit Tesco/Asda/Morrison/Sainsbury far more than it will benefit the smaller traders... once again we, the consumer, are product not customer.

Naked vegans target Prince Harry over meaty 12-incher

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It's wrong to exploit any animal, unless it's a bird... apparently.

TCP/IP daddy Cerf: 'Don't rewrite the internet for security'

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Oh I dunno...

...remove the word patent from Cerf's last comment and it would be almost perfect!

Ten reasons why you shouldn't buy an iPhone 5

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Thick as a brick?

When your iPhone requires a new battery you do not buy a new battery you buy a new phone.

How much is a battery from HTC for a Desire S / Samsung for a Galaxy S2 ? How much is an iPhone 4 from Apple or even, secondhand, from evilbay?

Pandemonium as Microsoft AV nukes Chrome browser

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You're kidding me?

3,000 users affected? That storm is so small that it can't even be seen in the teacup! The fix is laughably easy too, seriously anyone who thinks this was deliberate needs to take a reality check... preferably to the face and very hard.

Average sozzled Brit sinks 5,800 pints during life

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So in units of alcohol thats...

...somewhere in the region of 42,000 in a lifetime, shall we say? If someone lives until they're 70 and starts at 14 then that's only an average of 2 units a day... did they forget to include Christmas in their study then? Oh... and Scotland.

Pint icon - no need to qualify that really is there?

Pwned HBGary Federal boss cancels debate after threats

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Nice...

...thanks for that ;)

Violin tunes up for billion dollar flash gig

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Holmes

$2 per GB?

I've a rather luxurious 4TB, of which almost 50% is in use. Granted very little of thats database, but even so, $8k (USD always seems to equal GBP for hard and software for some reason any way) to 'upgrade' compared with $130 to replace, those performance dividends had better show up long before that flash RAM hits it's lifecycle read/write limit or the beancounters will be calling open season on CIO scalp regardless of the performance advantages.

Advantages Dior small businesses/home users? Not seeing any tbh.

Venice not in major peril after all - new research

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Joke

Dammit!

All those Veneziana's I ate at Pizza Express... I should sue!

Sophos says sorry over Google Analytics false alarm

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Coat

Still... better safe than...

Sony... err... or sorry.

Citibank hack lifted 200,000 names, emails, acct numbers

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But it's ok! The bank will reimburse you!

NO! That's what banks and credit cards would like you to believe. In reality it's more like this:

"But it's ok, you've already overpaid by a huge margin just so we can afford insurance (which we provide to ourselves at a HUGE markup) to mitigate the costs of potential litigation ensuing from damages alleged due to our inability to adequately secure your data, with which you have entrusted us. Besides, most of you won't do any more than whine to your mates about it so our exposure is really quite small... at least compared to yours. Yours faithfully, Iain McBanker."

The bank doesn't pay anything... it's customers, collectively, do.

Billionaire Zuckerberg kills to eat

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Not...

...the story I was expecting to read, given the last one was entitled "Zuckerberg: Give me your children."

$8.5bn Skype goes titsup again - including website

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Strange...

...mine's been almost completely unaffected. It starts, logs in, dials, connects (to a netbook on a separate network but same internet connection) voice/video.

It did crash on the netbook on first start, but an immediate restart works fine and has ever since.

Running Ubuntu 10.04 32bit Desktop/Skype (Beta) Version 2.2.0.25 on this and Ubuntu 10.10 32bit Desktop/Skype (Beta) 2.2.0.25 on the netbook.

Drink 8 bottles of wine, you'll be unharmed if hit by Mike Tyson

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Joke

Drink 8 bottles of wine and take a punch to the head...

...and you won't feel any ill effects. Well... you won't feel it at the time anyway but the hangover will be a killer!

Sony BMG Greece hacked

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Why am I reminded of the Ariston adverts in the 90's ?

Ariston... and on... and on... and on...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUVs7vXNZiw

Yes... it does a bit doesn't it?

El Reg iPhone app rated a flaccid 12+

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Welcome

It's a...

...pink box.

Nothing to see here! Move along...

Simply viewing Apple kit provokes religious euphoria

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Pirate

Loving the...

...Blackberry ads on this article :D

Pirate: because there's no poacher icon.

Google rolls out fix for Android security threat

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"They've obviously changed their minds now..."

I should coco and rightly so! Data protection act 1998 anyone?

The guidelines here are useful; http://www.ico.gov.uk/for_organisations/data_protection/security_measures.aspx ; in particular this little gem:

# Encrypt any personal information held electronically that would cause damage or distress if it were lost or stolen.

So a plain text authkey which doesn't expire for a fortnight but which is, potentially, "safeguarding" some pretty personal information, was a complete joke. Glad they fixed it... err... they really have fixed it though right?

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It took a bit of prompting from the tech media...

...but nice one Google, kudos. Not a lot of kudos, granted.

Linux kernel runs inside web browser

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LOLOLOL

...and now HTC Desire running Fennec (but with no soft keyb was a little redundant. Trackball button funtions as return key so definitely running and not hanging)