4 posts • joined 11 Oct 2010
Excuse me kind sir
But you might want to quit smoking completely? If you're disgusted by how the Macbook looks, imagine how your lungs look. It's the same smoke buddy!
Wallpapers in favour of tethering?
Imagine going to the garage, only to find out they removed your wheels. Oh well, at least you have a kick-ass new metallic paint!
Make love, not war
Beating off a robot? The thought arouses me! But how about this: getting beaten off by a robot.
I think I have to go to the toilet now.
I sense a far greater problem
Does this mean we won't be getting an iPad price drop before Christmas?
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- Windows 8.1, which you probably haven't upgraded to yet, ALREADY OBSOLETE
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- Android engineer: We DIDN'T copy Apple OR follow Samsung's orders