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* Posts by Brian 20

4 posts • joined Monday 11th October 2010 07:01 GMT

Brian 20
Heart

Excuse me kind sir

But you might want to quit smoking completely? If you're disgusted by how the Macbook looks, imagine how your lungs look. It's the same smoke buddy!

signed,

Dr. Phil

Brian 20
Jobs Horns

Wallpapers in favour of tethering?

Imagine going to the garage, only to find out they removed your wheels. Oh well, at least you have a kick-ass new metallic paint!

Brian 20
Coat

Make love, not war

Beating off a robot? The thought arouses me! But how about this: getting beaten off by a robot.

I think I have to go to the toilet now.

Brian 20
Unhappy

I sense a far greater problem

Does this mean we won't be getting an iPad price drop before Christmas?