243 posts • joined 6 Oct 2010
Re: Here's more hoping...
I know Ridley did Blade Runner, but then again he also did Prometheus
Prometheus wasn't a bad film at all. Stop whining.
Re: Osborne effect
Yes it is.
The thing is - all the players (Intel, AMD etc) are announcing new products at least annually - if not new architectures, at least a bit faster CPUs and GPUs. That's not a secret. Fastest anything this year won't be fastest next year, and you can save your money for something better on a certain price point indefinitely.
People who need a new computer immediately will just buy whatever is on the market today.
The Seagate Blackarmor NAS series was utter garbage, Oracle-licensing-class bad!
Seagate has access to cheaper hard drives than all other competitors (excluding WD), so they could compete with price, but probably they'll trust on brand recognition...
Re: If FireEye uses OpenSSL is not an IT security
So, uh, which security company does not rely on OpenSSL?
Has there ever been a useful browser toolbar?
Google Toolbar was highly useful for IE users until up to IE6 because there was no built-in search box.
Re: Fan Bingbing?
Really, someone wanders around planet Earth with the name Fan Bingbing?????
What were his/her/its parents thinking?
They probably thought of giving her a "typical and good Chinese girl's name".
Or is it some odd effect of Equity demanding unique names for members?
What...? Do your siblings and parents share the same name with you?
What an ignoramus.
"...it won't be long before they also abandon support for Windows Server 2008"
2008 Server loses support in 2020 after 12 years. So it's only half-way into oblivion.
Now, which Linux would you suggest with the same or superior support lifecycle?
"I hope all of you sysadmins have your touchscreen servers ready."
Nah. In 2020, Server 2012 is probably superseded by 1 or 2 newer Windows releases with everything done with the Xbox controller and Kinect. :-)
Re: Hardware support
"You would think that as single server hardware gets older and no longer supported (looking at you HP) that would be a big push to upgrade. After all, that's what is most likely to fail."
Does HP really offer worse HW support than the competition? The initial warranty for HP Proliants is 1-5 years and can be extended with a support agreement or annual care pack registration. A single failing HDD may be enough to offset the care pack costs for a year or two.
When it comes to servers I very rarely decommission one because it fails. Likely causes are lack of software support for the old OS (eg. 3rd party support for Win2000), expensive HW upgrades (check the availability and price of SCSI drives or ECC DDR1 for example), memory limits of 32-bit Windows, and obsolescence of the 3rd party software for which the server was dedicated.
Whether it is cost-effective to continue using say, 10-year-old server instead of replacing it with a faster and/or more energy-efficient model, or at least virtualising it is another thing.
Re: All too familiar
"Oh I recently changed it. It's Windows 8.1"
"No, dad. That's your Operating System. I'm trying to determine which version of Internet Explorer you have. So hold down the alt key..."
A more clever person could have deduced the IE version from the "Windows 8.1" clue.
Re: A shining example
"But given the password quality"
10 alphanumeric characters could even mean it's a 64-bit WEP key!
I must confess...
I've been using Winrar beyond the eval. period...and approx 90% of my C-64 games were copies!
If you ask the official El Reg Supermicro champion (Trevor Pott), you'll find out that Supermicro HAD in the past an unstable IPMI implementation but it is now rock solid.
I take it you're a VAIO user?
VAIOs may have a wifi issue (that I was unaware of until your post) but unless that problem is the culprit for Sony's misfortunes - you don't have a point unless the CEO is micromanaging the laptop production. The head of VAIO division perhaps should roll if the debacle is due to poor QA or cutting costs for the sake of it.
Re: Malwarebytes for Android free
Why yes, all the cheapskates who bought this Chinese knockoff should just download this AV software from the fake Play store and it'll magically purify the phone and remove the trojan embedded in the firmware.
Oh dear. Go peddle your non-solutions somewhere else.
Re: Ridiculous! - indeed...
EVERY ACQUISITION THEY MADE HAS FAILED!
Every? Please explain how Compaq, Lefthand, 3PAR and 3COM acquisition failed. Was buying EDS a failure too?
Yes, HP has made ludicrous, astoundingly monumental acquisition mistakes most notably with Palm and Autonomy.
There's a handy list of acquisitions by HP and I certainly can't recognize most of the companies HP has bought even recently.
Re: But no network shares @Craigness
"The last time I did any work where there was no internet connection was 2008. That was on a train, and trains now have wifi."
Good for you.
1. My home connection has had flaky moments at times. But perhaps I'm the only one...
2. Aeroplanes don't have wifi.
3. Commercial ferries may have but the connection is generally pitiful. See 4.
4. Maritime satcom in general is slow. And flaky.
5. Wifi isn't a problem in urban areas. At times I work in areas where all I have is GPRS or EDGE. Syncing anything through that these days is infuriating.
6. My PHB hates my cellular roaming costs.
But the foremost practical reason why I couldn't work with a Chromebook is that I need configuration/diagnostics software that isn't available for anything else but Windows.
"If you want books, music, videos etc offline then a Chromebook will suffice."
So everything I throw at VLC works with Chromebook too? Good to hear.
Re: The perfect game
Nethack > Boulder Dash > Civ 1 > the rest.
Re: At what point will they...@AC
"People who know how to calculate lifetime costs of kit love them too."
Care to elaborate?
The kit is great, too bad that OS isn't supported for very long. For Long Term Support you'd actually have to install Windows or Linux on the damn thing!
Re: As a 1TB flash drive .... @Pott
Agreed. WD *raptors are useless - does WD actually still sell them? Small in size yet SSD prices... Not to mention the noise.
I'm no fan of WD and their firmware but you can point practically at any Solid Rust vendor and scream bloody murder because the firmware had bugs. Several Intel SSD's identified themselves as 8 MB models and all data was lost.
Crucial SSD's crashed after 5184(!) hours of usage. Time to market is important but so is QA too!
And I've personally seen several Kingston HyperX drives to brick themselves and not show up in BIOS anymore.
I've been trusting Samsung for a year or so for now with their 840 models and they seem to be on par with spinning rust.
Re: Its not suprising.. @Daniel B
When MS was strong-arming OEMs to sell only Win8 boxes
When was this?
I've installed numerous HP's since Windows 8 was released and all those computers with the Windows 8 Pro badge have come with Windows 7 Pro pre-installed.
Sounds to me you're talking of consumer PC's (Where Windows 8 prevails) and that doesn't compute with your Fortune 500 "experience".
Re: Like or not, a Pro machine by the (ancient) book. @Mr Beggaley
"There are 15-inch and 14-inch versions too, the former available with a 3200 x 1800-pixel option [...]"
>Why the hell isn't the 17" model available with that resolution?
That resolution is called QHD+ and no display manufacturer offers that in 17" format. Thus HP and others can't offer it either.
Are there 17" displays with anything higher than even FHD? Apple had a 17 incher 1920x1200 a couple years ago and that's it I'm afraid. 17" is too much of a niche and a small run of very high res displays would be very expensive to do.
They also made my Thinkpad Tablet which sported a locked bootloader and is thus restricted to Android 4.0.3 and isn't upgradeable to Cyanogen because of this Secureboot malarkey. Lenovo refuses to hand over the keys to this somewhat obsolete hardware.
Oh, and the microUSB port is prone to failure due to poor construction. As it's the only (reasonable) way to charge the tablet it looks definitely like this was my last Lenovo mobile product for a looong time.
Re: Musaic - coming soon
How exactly is that vaporware better than Sonos?
If you can't back up that statement, pls take your advertisements elsewhere.
I'll boycott the game if I can't get married in it in Jim Jones' Peoples Temple!
I see lots of Kool-Aid drinkers here...
Re: Riiiight @AC
you're right, my example was invalid. Here's the corrected version:
"I'm not getting updates for my WinXP/RHEL. Mind you I'm not paying MS/RH for support, but surely they should release all those patches gratis for everyone + dog, since they're gonna produce the patches anyway! Whaa?!"
"Fedora 12 and RHEL 6 are basically the same thing. So Redhat is writing the patches for RHEL 6 which also apply to Fedora but are choosing not to release them. wha?"
See what I did there?
Re: Already migrating clients off 2003
"Gone are the days that 4Gb ram was enough. Now 16Gb is considered the starting point, and EEC is not exactly cheap (at a small business level)"
Yes, well, gone are the days when you could run the company NT Server with a 486 and 32MB. (And I hope that good ol' 4GB was ECC as well.)
I think memory is if not cheap, at least affordable. 16GB of ECC (2x8GB) memory costs around £150 in the UK. That memory plugs straight into (e.g.) a modern HP Gen8 server.
When you contrast that with the cost of man-hours needed to install a new server+Exchange and transfer the existing data + possibly reconfigure all the clients, the cost of memory is insignificant.
If your definition of SMB is something to the tune of less than 25 users without SysOp, I'd forget owning the Exchange and would go for Office 365 subscription or similar.
I'd actually like to have a finger-pointing Nelson to replace the fail icon. It would convey my (and others') feeling of schadenfreude so much better.
How about it?
Nice to see that the Antivirus software MS is peddling is finally reaching maturity - are there AV products that haven't ever caused Windows to become unbootable?
Re: @Sandtitz Some nice ideas @poopypants again @Trevor
"my usage of lolcats-like meme grammar didn't spell it out clearly"
Oh, I thought you had a stroke or something. Speak l33t next time, I'm not familiar with your lolicon mutterings... :-)
"How is the average user...supposed to update if the store download is borked?"
Oh that...I don't know. How does an average user fix any other borked OS?
I gave a 'HTH' answer to poopypants. I'm not living in la-la land and expect your dad and his granny to have any knowledge of computers, but I expect El Reg forum users to at least know what .iso file is and does.
Re: @Sandtitz Some nice ideas @poopypants again @Trevor
The link I gave has a link to a Microsoft page where one can download the 8.1 ISO and upgrade 8.0 with it.
I have done 8.0 -> 8.1 update with that ISO (USB stick actually, nimbler), as well as clean OEM installations of 8.1.
Re: @Sandtitz Some nice ideas @poopypants again
Sorry to hear about your problems.
My 8.1 doesn't have USB/keyboard/mouse problems and neither have I witnessed such problems in other computers either. Perhaps the problem lies within specific hardware/drivers?
Try upgrading your Win8 with these instructions. Perhaps the 8.1 update will fix your borked Store too?
Re: 10 years+ later @Tom 7
"Somewhere I have an old 50Mhz 486 with a gig of ram in it."
Fantastic story, but I'm confident that there has never ever been a 486 system with support for that much RAM. The top-end 486 systems (that I know of) had support for maybe 256MB and even that would have been ludicrously expensive way back then (1993ish?), and still very expensive even in 1998.
- The bandwidth of the 486 memory system (assuming FPM mem) is well over 100MB/s and the latency in that 486 memory is thousands of times lower than on hard drives. Not that big of a deal and compares to these in-memory SQL systems that are popping up these days (HANA, SQL et al.) - very quick and very expensive.
The moon is not subject to national appropriation by any claim of sovereignty, by means of use or occupation, or by any other means."
Yes, and Russia signed a treaty 20 years ago to honor the independence and territory of Ukraine. Big deal. There's some similarities with a certain Munich Agreement, wouldn't you say?
Re: The MS plan advances...
This MS plan sounds exactly what Google is already offering.
Re: One Question
If you're running Office 2007 or 2010 you'll get automatic updates through Windows Update.
Same goes with SQL Server, Visual Studio and so on.
Re: Snared on a thin thread... @Dr
will the 8.1 iso available via Microsoft Store include it by default pretty soon?
I don't know.
If so could you download the 8.1 iso from the store, use a generic 8.1 key to install it and then use an original key to authenticate? Updating numerous pc's at a fraction of the bandwidth...
I've made my own Win8.1 USB installation media with these instructions. The USB stick works with Win8 licensed computers (with the Win8 license burned into BIOS) and with OEM installations as well.
Re: No more security updates if you don't version update @Clyde
Repeating disinformation doesn't make it true, you know. Apparently that Mark Ciampa (you're referring to) is spouting ignorant bullshit.
Go check the Windows life cycle page:
When a Service Pack for Windows is released, the previous Service Pack level still gets around 24 months of love from Microsoft. XP SP1 lost support in 2006, SP2 in 2010 and SP3...this week. Likewise, Vista SP1 or Win 7 (RTM) are no longer supported.
Re: Snared on a thin thread...
1) downloading it again for each and every pc
You sure can do that if you want. If you have several computers to update, I'd recommend downloading it separately.
2) no way of making straight to 8.1.1 installation media
Windows 8.1 itself can be downloaded as an ISO file from Microsoft and updates can be "slipstreamed" on the media.
BTW, this update isn't "v8.1.1", it's just another update on top of 8.1. Windows doesn't report itself as 8.1.1 after the update and neither does Microsoft refer to it as such.
Re: Won't affect El Reg though!
There's lot more than a few SSL secured websites. Many hardware firewalls use OpenSSL libraries. Many installation are old enough to contain the older, secure OpenSSL libraries but that's not the case everywhere. I'm personally waiting for Watchguard to come up with their patches.
The problem with small businesses (without IT admins) is that they may have a firewall which was installed by a 3rd party and never updated again. Same with secured websites too, no doubt.
Why can't manufacturers default to UDF? It's supported by practically every OS made in the last 20 years, it's a royalty-free ISO standard (I believe).
Why (Ex)Fat? Are there some caveats with UDF?
NetBEUI works under 32-bit Windows 7 (and Vista). I've done it and others have too. With Vista/Windows 7 you'll still be on borrowed time since they're going to be killed by MS in a few years from now.
Also, why do you think protocols other than TCP/IP cannot be used in VM? Try bridging or dedicating your ports.
Re: Lots more than that -
"It's released under the Apache licence"
Now now, look what you did - you spoiled all the fun with your unwelcome little fact. Tyrion was an a roll with 5 upvotes already!
Re: Magic The Gathering
OMG, it's actually like Windows 95.
So Ubuntu is *less* than two decades behind. Kudos to Canonical!
1) Most Windows 2000 drivers worked fine in Windows XP, drivers weren't a problem.
2) Windows XP hardware requirements didn't differ from W2K that much. The Microsoft recommended hardware level was actually the same (300MHz & 128MB).
Re: @Vector again
"First, I hope that you're prepared to back that statement with facts as I suspect that there is malware out there, you just haven't heard about it yet."
I'm quite sure all the people with vested interests (Antivirus industry, pro Apple/Android users) would make a meal if the aforementioned MS operating systems would get infected. I cannot prove that malware doesn't exist - but I cannot prove that gods don't exist either.
I don't think that even these MS operating systems are 100% secure - nothing is - but so far I haven't heard of anyone even rooting them.
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