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Steve Drake

@Ante up?  

In Poker-faced Ballmer explains Google beating plans

It goes something like this:

1. Microsoft attempts to buy Yahoo!

2. Ballmer antes up the... ante.

3. Microsoft attempts to buy Google, the universe.

Steve Drake

Thou shalt not indulge in trickery  

In So, what's the first rule of Reg Club?

All humorous comments are to be clearly labeled and colour-coded in accordance with the proclamations of the Vulture Central Humour Comprehensibility Committee. Of course the comments form will need some of those nice buttons for making the words look different.

Steve Drake

Re: You're all missing the point!  

In George Bush's watch clocked on eBay

"What the FARK is the leader of the free world doing wearing a Mickey Mouse watch?"

Saw it on "The Da Vinci Code"

Steve Drake

What kind of vision is this?  

In 2012 Olympics logo debuts to whalesong

I'm seeing pink elephants, but then perhaps I'm just hallucinating.

Are those choppers I hear?

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