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731 posts • joined 4 Jun 2007

Windows Server 2012 kicks ass: discuss

Tom Maddox
Stop

Enough, already

I haven't used Server 2012, but I have used 2008 R2, and I've found it to be robust and stable, and much easier to configure and use than any version of *nix, so I'm guessing that Microsoft has done some good work enhancing those qualities with 2012.

Note that I say this as someone who has deployed various flavors of Linux, FreeBSD, OpenBSD, and Solaris over the years. I recall very well Microsoft's dirty tricks. Nonetheless, I'm willing to sing the praises of Windows as it now runs because it meets my needs and the needs of the business I support.

Finally, I'm entirely fed up with this knee-jerk fanboy mentality in the technology. Maybe you should try judging technology on its actual merits instead of engaging in childish my-sideism. Eadon, I'm looking at you.

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Re: expect FUDD from Microsoft dupes

I notice that, like most *nix zealots, you ignored the detailed post which addresses your points and chose to focus on the troll.

BTW, I'm not sure what FUDD is. FUD is Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt; FUDD is presumably Elmer Fudd's XBox gamertag, and I'm not sure how that's relevant.

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Customer service rep fired for writing game that mocks callers

Tom Maddox
Joke

We here at the CRA . . .

. . . have no sense of humor that we're aware of.

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Wii-U boat torpedoes Nintendo's '¥20bn profit' into ¥20bn loss

Tom Maddox
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Re: Won't take my money

@Elmer Phud:

I see what you did there, even if no one else did.

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Truly these are the GOLDEN YEARS of Storage

Tom Maddox
Holmes

Layers upon layers

All that's happening is the next step in an ongoing evolutionary process. Over the past few decades, the number of intermediate steps between slow storage and fast compute has been growing, with on-die CPU cache, level 2 cache, level 3 cache, system RAM, HBA/controller caching, onboard flash cache, storage array cache, on-drive cache, and now array flash storage providing yet another layer designed to improve the speed of transfer from static storage to active compute. The slowest storage has essentially stagnated, from a speed perspective, merely growing in capacity. The next tier up, "fast" spinning disk, is itself turning into yet another intermediary layer for staging data.

All any of this means is that same as it always has: ultimately, the goal is to touch the disk as little as possible and keep the relatively small amount of data you're actually using somewhere else.

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Who ate all the Pis?

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Re: WTF?

You think that mistyping slashes is a skill?

<FoghornLeghorn>It's a joke, son.</FoghornLeghorn>

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Tom Maddox
Trollface

Project manager

The project manager, meanwhile - and this is a man who is known to have struggled for some minutes to find the main menu in the new FireFox - has written a Python program that interrogates his diary in Google Calendar and switches on the central heating in his holiday cottage in Wales so that everything is nice and toasty when he arrives for the weekend.

So, the typical Reg reader, then?

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Samsung demands Apple's iOS 6 source code in patent case

Tom Maddox
Trollface

Hey, now, don't let logic, reason, and law get in the way of a perfectly good American Hate thread.

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Cisco and NetApp fatten up Flexpod, chuck it at cloud biz

Tom Maddox
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Re: Why not just buy a fully converged and integrated stack from one Supplier?

The idea of buying converged systems from a single supplier is often pooh-poohed as "proprietary", especially by suppliers who don't have the three technologies needed in-house, and the main three suppliers in that position are Cisco, EMC and NetApp. Both EMC and NetApp are trying to attract the attention of Cisco, the great converged stack prize, and hoping to be chosen as its preferred partner.

I think that might answer your question.

The problem with the "converged stack" theory is that it's the mainframe redux: you're locked into buying giant units of equipment from a single vendor. Virtualization ameliorates this issue somewhat, insofar as you can easily move your processing workloads elsewhere, but storage lock-in is especially pernicious since storage is the hardest resource to move away from. The discerning IT equipment purchaser will look for the opportunity to retain flexibility.

Also, take your Huawei shilling elsewhere.

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Microsoft's Intel-powered Surface Pro to launch in February

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Re: Again, sort of want

So, Dave 126, what you're saying is that the HD 4000 is slightly less shitty than the HD 3000 but it still basically sucks. Thanks for backing me up!

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Tom Maddox
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Again, sort of want

I could see really getting a lot of use out of this class of device. I could even live with the piddling RAM and storage. But Intel graphics? REALLY? If there's one thing I don't want in a tablet, it's a graphics processor which is slow yet hot and hungry.

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Paging Dr Evil: Philips medical device control kit 'easily hacked'

Tom Maddox
Trollface

There's your problem

Both the US Department of Homeland Security (DHS) ICS-CERT, which normally deals with security issues involving industry control kit, and the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) are reportedly taking an interest in the issue.

Clearly the problem is excessive regulation by the federal authorities. They shouldn't bother the poor manufacturer with their intrusive regulations and requirements; they should just let the free market sort it out!

(This is what some people actually believe.)

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Ten stars of CES 2013: Who made the biggest splash?

Tom Maddox
Go

Re: How much to play Monopoly?

I would totally buy that if someone made an electronic version of BattleTech or Car Wars to run on it.

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Microsoft control freaks Server 2012 clouds with System Center SP1

Tom Maddox
Meh

It's all about the workflow

After using SCOM 2012 for a little while, I appreciate its power, but the workflow is still extremely awkward and inflexible. If Microsoft have made it possible to do hypervisor and VM management with the same ease and simplicity of vSphere, then this might be interesting. Any other commentards care to weigh in?

Also, in before Eadon's bitching and moaning about the evil of Microsoft and how there's some OSS version that is faster, cheaper, and more stable, and which will simultaneously ease all your virtualization woes while massaging your prostate.

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HP maintains seat atop wheezing, spavined PC market

Tom Maddox
Stop

Re: windows 8 came out, sales fell 26%

As other commentards have noted, people buy what they need. The only place anyone cares about who makes the software is your mom's basement.

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'Mauro, SHUT THE F**K UP!'

Tom Maddox
Trollface

Re: Mauro should get a job

@ dogged:

Yes, but then he'd have to leave the comfort and safety of his bridge.

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Facebook continues to CONQUER THE WORLD

Tom Maddox
Trollface

STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE

I predict many anti-Facebook comments which amount to the above.

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It MUST be the END of the WORLD... El Reg man thanks commentards

Tom Maddox
Pint

Re: Khaptain

The thing is that Trevor is not just doing technical writing. If he were putting together white papers for prospective client or technical documentation, I would agree with your criticism, but he's writing blog-style articles for a publication renowned for its ironic or sarcastic tone, so an injection of personal perspective is absolutely called for. I don't personally find him to be a know-it-all; I get the impression that he's genuinely enthusiastic about the technology he uses and proud of the solutions he creates for his clients.

YMMV, of course.

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Tom Maddox
Angel

Thanks, Trevor!

Despite having a similar title, you work in a very different world with very different tools, and I'm always enlightened to hear about what other options are out there. Keep the articles coming!

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Dotcom titan funds 'Mark Cuban Chair To Eliminate Stupid Patents'

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Re: Hurray for rich nerds!!

My god, you're right! Cheap access to space will never benefit anyone! What possible use could it be to put things in space? And electric cars? Why even bother to innovate in that area? These rich guys should just take their money and spend it on giant impractical vanity yachts instead of trying to invest in the future!

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Fish grow ‘hands’ in genetic experiment

Tom Maddox
Mushroom

Re: If you inject the same gene...

Or they might become filthy, antisocial, neckbearded basement-dwellers with a propensity for condescension and self-righteousness. Then you'd have a peer group!

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FCC urges rethink of aircraft personal-electronics blackout

Tom Maddox
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HELLO? HELLO? YES, I'M ON THE PLANE!

The main reason I can think of to continue the ban is to retain some kind of peace and quiet on the plane. Screaming babies are bad enough, but the last think I want to endure on a 10+ hour intercontinental flight is drunks yelling into their cell phones. "HEY BRO, GUESS WHERE I AM!"

If I wanted to endure that sort of behavior, I'd go to the movies more often.

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'Build us a Death Star, President Obama' demand thousands

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Re: @ Michael Luke

"Why the down votes?!"

Because you've shown yourself to be utterly devoid of a sense of humor.

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Entire US Congress votes against ITU control of internet

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Re: Well, obviously . . .

Ooh, look at that, you've earned the coveted Double Facepalm.

Noooooo . . . my point is that someone attempting to grab power via political machination is unlikely to forecast the fact that they're going to do so by admitting it, so a denial is meaningless. It is not confirmation of intent, per se. How seriously one takes the denial depends on how trustworthy one considers the ITU.

None of this should be construed as a statement of belief on my part that the ITU is in fact attempting any such thing. I was making a lighthearted off the cuff statement and have now driven this point as far into the ground as I can bear.

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Tom Maddox
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Well, obviously . . .

"Never mind that the ITU itself says no threat exists."

. . . they would say that, wouldn't they, especially if they were launching a power grab!

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Schmidt: Microsoft will never be as cool as the Gang of Four

Tom Maddox
FAIL

OS aside . . .

. . . the Microsoft Surface concept is exactly the sort of thing I would like to see--something with a thin tablet form factor and detachable keyboard (and mouse, ideally) which runs an OS that will run the same apps as my desktop (which the Surface RT won't, I realize, but the Surface Pro will). To my mind, that's less "confused" and more "functional."

Now, whether Microsoft's implementation of this concept is any good is something I have yet to investigate, but the fact that both Eric and Tim are willing to write it off without even trying it is a sign of a blind spot that Microsoft may be able to exploit.

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Revealed: The gift that keeps on giving to Oracle ... is dying

Tom Maddox
FAIL

Not really . . .

The ELA is a side-effect of the lock-in. The lock-in is the effect of having data and logic tied in with a proprietary system, migration away from which is expensive and difficult. The ELA is a way of ensuring ongoing support and upgrades for the buyer, and it also provides a tidy little revenue stream for the vendor.

I agree that losing this revenue stream would be disastrous for the vendors who rely upon it, but CIOs and other decision-makers need to see that a) migration to a competing platform or product is less expensive over n years and b) that it yields sufficient tangible benefits to be worth the effort in the first place. It's likely that there's no one who doesn't want, on some level, to migrate away from Oracle, but justifying the time and expense may be challenging, regardless of the ELA.

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NY Museum of Modern Art embraces 14 video games

Tom Maddox
Headmaster

Re: What, no Rogue?

Nethack is being considered for the next induction.

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Tech titans lose our loyalty: Are fanbois a dying breed?

Tom Maddox
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You're using it wrong

Now if we can just get rid of the smug, superior gits who insist that everyone who uses technology differently from them is an idiot, the world will be a much better place. Sadly, the two go hand in hand:

Technology Zealot: "Why don't you just switch to <Technology X>? It's so much more awesome than what you're using!"

Me: "Because I want/need to do this thing over there which is unsupported by or outrageously difficult on <Technology X>."

TZ: "If you just employ <horrendous, semi-functional workaround>, you'll be fine!"

Me: "<Horrendous, semi-functional workaround> is semi-functional and horrendous, and I have neither the time nor the particular inclination to try to implement it just for the achievement of using <Technology X>. Also, the user interface looks like it was shat out by a five-year-old."

TZ: "Your a idiot lol"

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NASA: THE TRUTH about the END OF THE WORLD on 21 Dec

Tom Maddox
Joke

LIES!

Like I'd trust NASA. Everyone knows they're behind chemtrails, HAARP, the FEMA concentration camps, George W. Bush's hurricane machine, geoengineering, ESD, autism-causing vaccines, and all manner of other perfidy! There's no question in my mind that if they're denying it, it must be true! Time to bend over and kiss your asses bye-bye, suckers!

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Microsoft Surface with Windows 8 Pro gets laptop-level price

Tom Maddox
Meh

Sort of want

I would like a tablet that can run real applications at decent speed and which comes with a detachable keyboard. The Surface Pro checks all the boxes, and Windows 8 is growing on me, but I fear the build quality.

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Boffins BREAK BREAD's genetic code: Miracle of the loaves

Tom Maddox
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Re: B-but

Aaalmost complete . . . you needed to throw in a Monsanto reference for good measure.

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Annual reviews: It's high time we rid the world of this insanity

Tom Maddox
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Re: Ironic

Two things:

1) Lighten up, Francis.

2) I just upvoted *Matt Bryant.* I may faint.

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Wireless boffins boost Wi-Fi hotspot performance 700%

Tom Maddox
Holmes

Right

Someone should come out with a new version of the TCP/IP stack, maybe with an expanded address space to cope with the larger number of IP-connected devices, improved automatic address assignment, built-in security, and a bunch of other cool functionality. Of course, you'd need to increment the version number, maybe twice even, from the existing version four.

I wonder what you'd call something like that and why it hasn't been widely implemented yet?

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Isilon feels need for speed, unleashes swarm of 'Mavericks'

Tom Maddox
Go

Looks like EMC has finally tried to deliver on one of their promises, which is to make Isilon a contender for VMware storage. I'd be curious to know what the hard numbers on the latency reduction are. Percentages are nice, but what is the actual range shift, one wonders.

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Martian atmosphere pristine, totally free of fart gas, reports Curiosity

Tom Maddox
Coat

Re: Fine looking cow

Macowvellian, surely?

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Mexico to Apple: You WILL NOT use the name 'iPhone' here

Tom Maddox
Devil

Re: Geography

Central America is not a continent. Also, the Central Americans I talked to while living in Guatemala all indicated that they didn't consider Mexico part of Central America, possibly because they Mexicans take the same attitude towards Central Americans sneaking in as the US does with regard to Mexicans, except the Mexican border guards beat the shit out of people sneaking across then throw them back.

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Nobody knows what to call Microsoft's ex-Metro UI

Tom Maddox
Coat

My vote . . .

BOHICA

Mine's the one with the jar of lubricant.

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Hurricane Sandy: Where are all the cynical online scams?

Tom Maddox
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Quite

The tasteless comments by civilized and compassionate Reg readers show that there's plenty of cynicism alive and well here.

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Hurricane Sandy smacks the Big Apple around

Tom Maddox
Mushroom

Re: HMS Pot, meet SMS Kettle

@Jemma:

Hows about [sic] you keep your illiterate, sadistic jingoism to yourself?

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Xbox mod spreads KILLER Borderlands 2 GERM

Tom Maddox
Mushroom

The bugbear hits! The bugbear hits! The bugbear hits! You die . . .

Back in my day, permanent character death was the *only* kind of death. Kids today . . .

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BridgeSTOR: They called us mad, but we've put deduped data on TAPE!

Tom Maddox
Go

Interesting

I see this working with an in-line deduplication appliance that stages the data to disk, deduplicates it, then writes out the compressed data and, critically, the deduplication index. It seems like you would lose some raw throughput, but that's probably compensated by not having to write as much data to tape in the first place.

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Surface tablet's touch cover is ZX81 REBORN

Tom Maddox
Devil

Re: Now you've done it

@Trevor: in my *personal* opinion, there's nothing wrong with it. I actually am quite enjoying Windows 8, in fact, but the general response amongst El Reg commentards is that any positive response to Windows 8 must be met with downvotes and vitriol.

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Tom Maddox
Trollface

Now you've done it

You posted something positive about Windows 8. The anti-Microsoft brigade will be along shortly to correct you.

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Nimble, Cisco gang up to hammer out VDI ref template

Tom Maddox
Stop

Re: 3U my arse...

The article says that the *architecture* requires 3U. Of course, it also says that the architecture costs just $43,000 for a blade chassis, six blades, and the Nimble storage device, which seems unbelievably cheap. I'm forced to believe that the $43,000 is just for the storage device, and that the cost of the entire reference architecture would be somewhat more than that, making it far from an apples-to-apples comparison with Tintri.

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Apple breaks ground on massive Oregon data center

Tom Maddox
Joke

obHeadline

In keeping with current El Reg editorial standards, shouldn't the headline say "Apple BREAKS GROUND on MASSIVE Oregon Data Center"?

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Tintri, it's the marmite of Virtual Desktops

Tom Maddox
WTF?

Cheeky

Max Gill says: "With persistent desktops you are now using an unproven storage provider to store what is now critical data."

Of course, with his solution, you're now putting an unproven storage provider *in the way of* critical data, which is not much better.

Another piece of the environment is non-VDI workloads. With the Tintri or other storage solutions, you can put virtual server workloads on them as well; can the same be done with Atlantic's solution? The "unnamed IT Manager" says that Tintri is a point solution, which is true insofar as it can only be used for VMware, but at least you can put both desktop and server VMs on it.

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