* Posts by Tom Maddox

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RSA crypto defiled again, with factoring of 768-bit keys

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Well, now

I await the many comments blaming "Micro$oft" for this shocking revelation.

El Reg sparks international incident with Olympics committee

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Flipping out

The local subway system is plastered with Flip ads which give the impression that the Flip is targeted at the young, vain, and stupid. So, um, I can only guess that it will be massively successful. If only Cisco had colored it white and called it the iFlip, they would have had an absolute slam dunk.

Hacker pierces hardware firewalls with web page

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Newflash!

People sometimes use phrases which are not strictly semantically correct and yet remain common parlance. Ric Romero has more at 11.

Firefox 3.7 to feel need for speed with multicore boost

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translation plz

canipleasehaveatranslationoftheabovepostkthxbai

VMware: virtualized SMBs do it better

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Close, but . . . no, not even close

With the right approach, DR is much simpler with a VM than with a physical machine. As long as you have an appropriate host (ESX or whatever) available, you recover the VM image and go, rather than having to work with some vendor's notion of "bare-metal recovery" (possibly onto incompatible hardware) or having to reinstall the OS and then run the recovery and hope that it works. Furthermore, products like VMware's Site Recovery Manager and Platespin Protect facilitate automating the backup/recovery process, allowing a push-button recovery of your whole environment.

Other than that, you're spot on.

RockYou password snafu exposes webmail accounts

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Shocking!

By which I mean it's shocking, just shocking, that an old codger finds the youth of today to be vastly inferior to the youth of, er, yesterday. Enjoy your memories of your two-way hike uphill in the snow.

AMD cuts to the core with 'Bulldozer' Opterons

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Delays

These delays are most likely due to i/o latency, specifically network or hard disk, so throwing more CPU at the problem will not help. Windows having a more streamlined (or multi-threaded) i/o model would help. Or you could just run SSDs.

RAF's new military airlifter finally lumbers into the air

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Wrongo

Perhaps you've seen his screeds on the Type 45 destroyers or the useless carriers procured by the navy? Oh, sorry, your RAF bias blinds you to anything you don't want to see.

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Not that big

170 ions is not terribly big, even for atoms high on the atomic scale.

Top security firm: Default Windows 7 less secure than Vista

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WTF?

Didn't have that problem . . .

I just performed two Windows 7 installations, and both instances warned me about lack of firewall, antivirus, and having Windows Updates turned off until I either rectified the issue or explicitly disabled the warning.

Apple's alleged Kindle-crusher set for spring release?

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That's that, then

An anonymous poster (and a furry-toothed Linux geek, at that) on a tech comment board has expressed his disinterest in a product. Time for Apple to shut down production!

Boffins: Stress of family Xmas can cause fatal diseases

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Where's the camera?

Clearly, these "boffins" have been spying on my family Christmas! Well, I've got them beat this year--I'm staying home with a carton of egg nog and a bottle of whiskey, and I'm not leaving.

Office 2010 fights Google with SharePoint bloat

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Xobni (Spam)

Spam? Spammity spam spam spam. Spam. Spam spam spam spam. Spam, spam, spam. Spam! SPAM. Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam.

Baked beans.

Spam.

NASA: the Moon is a hydrated mistress

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Gallons

Glad to see The Reg is using proper units. I came to www.theregister.com, not www.theregister.co.uk or some such nonsense!

Cross-platform Safari update shoots down multiple bugs

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So, yes

In short, it is just like Windows, since the reason for Windows needing to reboot is because software updates (wait for it) binary modules which are part of the OS! Windows needs to reboot much less than it once did, while Mac OS needs to reboot more (apparently).

Dell unveils exclusive Microsoft-branded Ubuntu OS

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Support costs

I'm guessing that Dell's qualifications come from being burned by consumers buying Linux PCs and then freaking out because they aren't running Windows.

@Lord Elpuss, Open Office is not MS Office, and the UI and functionality are sufficiently different to make the disclaimer worthwhile. You can do the "same job," but you can't run the *same software* which is a non-trivial distinction. I just love how the Linux crowd cry "FUD" as a knee-jerk reaction to anyone who doesn't have their lips firmly wrapped around Linus' pole. Don't forget to cup the balls, guys.

Early adopters bloodied by Ubuntu's Karmic Koala

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So, let's recap the fanboi comments

If you reported problems with the upgrade:

1) You're lying.

2) You're spreading FUD.

3) It's your fault.

4) You should have done a scratch install instead of an upgrade.

5) You're obviously too clueless and incompetent to use a computer, much less run Linux.

Glad to see that, whatever changes Linux itself has undergone in the past few years, the community remains just the same.

Free Microsoft security tool locks down buggy apps

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@AC

I think the Pope should hand out free condoms, but that's not likely to happen either.

WTF is this country called America?

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Setting the record straight

The USA = America, which is in North America, which is one of The Americas.

Canada = the 52nd State of the USA (Britain is #51).

Windows 95 to Windows 7: How Microsoft lost its vision

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Heart

Came for the frothing fanboi hate . . .

. . . leaving satisfied.

Google spins Docs preview into Gmail

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FAIL

Grrr

obSpellingNitpick: voila is a purloined French word meaning, roughly, "there it is." A viola is a musical instrument.

Federal boffins: 'Giant invading snakes' will soon rule USA

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"As far north as the Mason-Dixon line"

So, nowhere important is at risk, then.

Bing advertisers on wane, says report

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FAIL

I guess it's true...

Bing

Is

Not

Google

Firefox 3.6 beta set to ship next week

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@ThomH

Ooh, you slagged Opera. Now you'll pay! Await the wrath of the small but vocal Opera fanboi community!

Game censorship crusader sues Facebook for $120m

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@JimC

Good cast . . . now reeeeeel them in, nice and slow.

Microsoft's web world shrinks

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I see . . .

that both of the Opera users have weighed in. Here's some beer for you to cry in.

Brooke Shields pic exposes real/online rift

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Crown Prosecution Service

I read that as "Clown Prosecution Service." I'm guessing I'm not the first one.

OMG US states to ban txting + driving

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@Mad Hacker

Two problems:

1) Once someone has already caused an accident, chances are good that someone else is dead or injured, so penalizing someone after the fact is of no use to the injured party.

2) No one thinks that he/she is the problem, so removing the penalties for dangerous behavior will, in theory, cause an upswing in the behavior, resulting in additional accidents.

Operating a multi-ton vehicle is a privilege, not a right, and dictating safe behavior when doing so actually seems to me like a reasonable use of government power.

Facebook kills 'Kill Obama' poll

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FFS

Nothing like a political article to bring down the level of intelligence, coherence, spelling, and grammar in the comments. From what benighted hole did you guys crawl?

Flickr!: Now! with! added! Yahoo!

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Proof that the Internet makes you stupid

Dear Flickrers, Flickr was created to *make a profit,* you fucking ignoramus dingleberries. The founders have succeeded in this goal by selling the company off to Yahoo!, pocketing (sorry, trousering, forgot what site I was on) shedloads of cash and leaving you sorry bastards to whine impotently on the forums. You now have two choices:

1) Suck it up

2) Start your own Web site

You can forestall #1 with continued whining, but we know that you're all too bloody useless to do #2 (except for poo-flinging purposes, of course).

Microsoft apes Google with chillerless* data center

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Two things

One: In before the complaintards bitching about the use of Fahrenheit in the temperature.

Two: On a more serious note, pity the poor engineer who has to work on hardware in that environment! 90 degrees? Oh, hell no. The pathetic meatbags are going to be the ones who need coolers, never mind the hardware.

Mozilla plans to tie Firefox 3.7 pigtails in pretty Ribbon

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To summarize

At the moment, no comments have been posted, so let me see if I can summarize the salient points of this thread before any show up:

1) Firefox has become bloated and inefficient, and the developers should go back to the 2.x/1.x/0.x code base.

2) Opera did it first, back in 1975.

3) "Windows sucks anyway so this is just one more reason to use FreeBSD Linux."

4) Generalized Ribbon interface hatred followed by repeated posts pointing out the obvious fact that changing back to the menu-driven interface will be simply accomplished by switching the theme.

I'll check back later to see if I missed anything.

IBM Linux chief: Chasing desktop Windows a 'dead-end'

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It's just . . .

Games

CAD

Excel

Drivers

Devices

Etc.

The fact is that Windows has better support for all of these things. Linux is slightly more stable (as long as you have the right drivers and kernel modules) and ideologically 99.44% pure (not as pure as GNU Hurd, of course, but close), but the Windows ecosystem is much broader, and that alone keeps people attached to Windows.

Does the Linux desktop need to be popular?

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Fuck Ubuntu

I just installed Ubuntu 9.04 (Insipid Imbecile or whatever), and Firefox 3.5 isn't in the repository, and in order to install it by hand, I would have to break compatibility with the repository. I also got dependency issues when trying to add, remove, or upgrade various packages. I haven't checked out all the packages, but the inability to even install software in a coherent manner except as provided by the package manager is a massive failure. The GNOME UI still looks like it was designed by a three year old (or, you know, a Linux programmer). I can only imagine that this is considered "good enough" by people who have never encountered "better."

I've made Ubuntu my whipping boy because it's supposed to be the most user-friendly Linux, and it probably is, but boy, as has been pointed out in these comments, you sure (only) get what you pay for.

Canucks crack whip on Facebook privacy

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@MIS and AC

Should we also get off your lawns?

Linux guru: interface innovation is the challenge

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What this has to do with Linux

GNOME and KDE are the most commonly-used GUIs for Linux and closely tied to that OS. Pretending otherwise involves needless pedantry. As Tanuki points out, consistency is key. I would add to that the ability to get useful system administration done instead of having to drop to the CLI for virtually any configuration task. Not being fugly would be good, too.

DARPA seeks 'Precision Electronic Warfare'

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Wrong acronym

By the time this gets approved, I doubt that I will be the first to point out that the correct acronym is obviously PEW, as in "Pew pew pew!"

Firing lasers . . .

Opera 10 hits release candidate status

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Record-setting

Are they going to try to set a Guinness record for fewest downloads on release day?

I'm going, I'm going.

Mozilla makes rough notes on Firefox 3.6

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@John J

There's links or lynx for your purposes. Who needs graphics, anyway?

Irish charity gets millions from Gates Foundation

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Can't wait . . .

. . . for all the comments saying that, no matter how much good Gates does, he's still made of pure evil for the heinous crime of being tremendously effective at selling mediocre software.

HP excessive packaging world record put to the test

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HP - ditto

I ordered a bunch of VMware licenses from HP, who shipped out a giant box . . . containing eight smaller boxes . . . each containing a plastic CD holder . . . each containing a VMware license redemption code. Not the license itself, mind you, which would have been almost useful, but a single-use code allowing me to get my licenses from VMware which were--wait for it--delivered electronically. The giant box was also packed with inflatable cushions, lest the effectively-empty boxes within be damaged.

I'm now sad I didn't take pictures.

Cameron condemns Tweeters as tw*ts

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Twitter

Twitter == twat + litter

Sun tripling RAID protection

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RAID-DP

I'm less knowledgeable about the guts of RAID algorithms than other commenters, but I do know this: RAID-DP is not the same as RAID 6 in that RAID-DP is proprietary RAID algorithm belonging to NetApp. In any case, there are solutions beyond throwing more expensive disk resources at the problem; Xiotech, for example, has architected their solution to bypass one of the causes of the bathtub curve, namely vibration resonance in disk enclosures. They also allow for much more efficient use and reuse of disks. Not that I'm intending to be a shill, mind you, I just think the technology is cool.

Facebook slaps faces on ads

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Facebook usage

I just wanted to take the time to point out that the way I use and configure Facebook is superior to the way everyone else does it, and all those people are clearly idiots.

AVG update gags iTunes

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iTunes

Came for the comments about iTunes being a virus, leaving satisfied. Although, in fairness, most viri are much more efficient and cause less load on the system than iTunes.

Drobos flying off the shelves

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DIY

To those of you advising building a NAS with ZFS, you seem entirely to be missing the point. Drobo is not targeting DIY geeks who are happy to cobble together a fileserver out of spare parts but rather the other 99.9999% of humanity.

Apple's panties in bunch over Microsoft ads

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Panties

Getting Mac users' panties in a wad is about as hard as getting to spend a night in Paris.

Vulture Central plans Brit-Yank dictionary

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@Chris Morley and others

A tautology is a circular argument. If British English doesn't have a word for "redundancy," that would explain why Americans had to repurpose it.

What's interesting to me is that the French-hating English (the people not the language) have opted to keep their language as close to French as possible instead of allowing it to evolve away as America has done.

On a more serious note, American English is a dialect, not an accent.

Amazon sued for cracks in Kindle

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@Michael C

You just missed the perfect post there; if only you had closed with "Now get off my lawn."

iPhone makes eyes at T-Mobile and Orange

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Orange?

I'm sorry, I pointed my browser to http://www.theregister.com, not http://www.theregister.co.uk. Why am I having to read about this pointless Limey cell carrier nonsense?

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