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iOS lauded as top moneymaker

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Joke

"And web users are the least profitable on all levels."

I find that hard to believe, as it would imply that Web users assume they can just get premium content and applications without paying for them.

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Assange: Facebook a ‘spying machine’

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Black Helicopters

Oy

The tinfoil hat brigade is out in force today.

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HP to show off next gen EVA on the Vegas Strip

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Coat

Hmm . . .

And here I was thinking it might be some kind of giant robot piloted by a whiny kid.

Right, I'm going, I'm going . . .

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Oracle tests find NFC lags in execution

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FAIL

Let's see ...

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=nfc&l=1

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Canonical delivers second Natty Ubuntu beta

Tom Maddox
Grenade

Oh hai

Is this the comment thread where we assert our personal superiority based on operating system preference? I still run BeOS, bitches! Suck it!

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Wireless devices to break one-billion barrier in 2011

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Coat

Hot stock tip

Invest in tinfoil-manufacturing companies.

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So, what's the best sci-fi film never made?

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Alien

Ringworld

Ringworld, by Larry Niven

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Facebook's data center play sidelines Google, Apple

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"OMG, I hate Facebook!"

... seems to be the knee-jerk response. The point here is that Facebook has done an awful lot of work figuring out how to make its datacenters tremendously energy-efficient and has made the fruits of that work public, as opposed to Google, which has not. Presumably, there is now an option for other datacenter customers to ask their providers why a Facebook-style environment cannot be created. The market will not change overnight, but it probably will change, allowing more cost- and energy-efficient datacenters to be created, resulting in non-trivial cost and energy savings for everyone.

Yeah, that's kind of a big deal.

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Microsoft's first Window 8 tablet app spotted

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Supercilious Fanoi Arrogance?

I think I saw those guys at the Warfield. I thought it was going to be pretty rocking, but it turned out to be a bunch of guys in turtlenecks and horn rim glasses talking about their jobs.

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Nokia launches new corporate font

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FAIL

Well, I'm convinced!

There's some decisive action! I wasn't considering buying a Nokia handset, but this new font really has caught my eye!

There's a special pomposity about font designers, probably a result of someone being forced to care much about something so small and irrelevant (insert dick joke here).

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Firefox 4 debuts: The last kitchen sink release

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@The BigYin

And I do what when I'm not at home?

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Tom Maddox
Go

NoScript

Install the NoScript plugin--it really does make Web browsing faster, and you can easily enable/disable it for specific sites and sessions, plus it gives you added protection from malware-infested sites.

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Converting between backup formats is possible after all

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How long . . .

. . . will it be before these guys are bought by CA/EMC/Tivoli and quietly vanish?

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SpectraLogic adds tape 'validation' to fight silent decay peril

Tom Maddox
Grenade

One small problem

As mentioned in the article, tape is now primarily an *archival* medium, which means that the tapes are usually stored offsite. The only way to validate the tapes therefore is to periodically recall them and run them through the tape library for analysis. Sounds fun!

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Microsoft+IE9: Holier than Apple open web convert?

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Stop

I'm with stupid

Do you just keep that post in a document editor ready to auto-post whenever IE is mentioned? I think most human beings would consider an operating system *without* a browser to be worthless, so it would be profoundly stupid of Microsoft to ship Windows that way. They could include someone else's browser; for example, I hear there's a crappy Firefox knockoff that comes out of Norway (sorry, that was gratuitous, but I just couldn't help myself), but that leads to other issues of bundling and favoritism, and of course, there's the issue of the browser code being outside of Microsoft's control.

It is not illegal to bundle the browser with the OS, otherwise Apple and Ubuntu would also be in dire straits. Commingling the code is not illegal either; the developer of an OS can do whatever they want with the code. What *is* illegal is using that technology combined with monopoly power to squeeze out competition. At this point, there is sufficient competition in the browser space that arguing that Microsoft has a *browser* monopoly would be difficult. In any case, you can 1) remove IE and 2) install any other browser, which was not the case when the original anti-trust case went to trial.

I feel like I should address the "directly harm" bit as well, but I'm struggling to come up with an argument that doesn't involve insulting you. Suffice to say that you have not demonstrated harm in your post.

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NASA aims for space tests of Mars-in-a-month plasma drive

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FAIL

Presumably . . .

You decelerate the way a regular rocket would: turn the ship around and thrust in the opposite direction. You just would have to do it for a longer period. Rocket scientists, being rocket scientists, will hopefully have thought of the whole "needing to stop" issue and planned appropriately.

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EMC blows benchmark away - again

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Grenade

I spotted the EMC employee!

What do I win?

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Chrome 10: Google whips out its Crankshaft

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FAIL

Because . . .

. . . you didn't provide enough context in your post to diagnose the issue? No, wait, that's what's wrong with your post, not Chrome.

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Rogue AV pimps finally show love for alternative browsers

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Troll

I await . . .

. . . the Opera users who, failing to understand the methodology behind this approach, erroneously attribute Opera's absence from the list to be a sign of its superiority rather than its obscurity.

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Amazon confirms the terms of its declaration of war on Netflix

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Grenade

Pedantry fail!

Even in the US, there are no fewer than 51 capitols--let's see if you can guess what they are!

Hand grenade icon as the modern equivalent of the petard by which you have been hoisted.

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Android phone to replace shop till

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Joke

That's crazy talk

Imagine the logistical challenge of trying to keep track of countless tiny pieces of paper or metal. Why, you'd have to have an entire industry of people devoted to the task, and just imagine the shenanigans *they* could get up to if they decided to manipulate the system!

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Stop

Putting it mildly

"There are also significant security considerations, which aren't addressed by the company's demonstration."

Ya think? How can NFC be secured against skimming in, for example, a crowded subway car? They can have my physical wallet when they pull it off my cold, dead--uh, never mind.

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Antennagate Redux: Consumer Reports condemns Verizon iPhone 4

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Jobs Horns

Not entirely

It would also have to be monochromatic and be called an iTurd.

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Doctors warn on patient data

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Juniper flat-packs data centre networking

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WTF?

960MBit/s of switching capacity

Unless I'm missing something, I really hope that's 960 GBit/s, otherwise I'll stick with a Linksys four-port gigabit switch, thank you.

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Chemists create current-bearing plastic

Tom Maddox
Joke

Interesting

The picture in the article implies that this technology is already being used in Apple products.

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FOSS maven says $29 'Freedom Box' will kill Facebook

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Joke

Ha

Like I'd trust the French with my data . . .

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AdBlock Plus: Open source for fun (not funds)

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FAIL

I wondered how long

it would take before an Opera fanboy revealed that he *still* doesn't understand AdBlock+.

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Google Chrome extension bars domains from search results

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FAIL

Lighten up, Francis

Or perhaps, gosh, I don't know, it was a joke? Unfortunately, even HTML 5 doesn't provide the <joke> tag, so parsing non-literal semantic content is left to that thing between your ears, which you apparently use for cold storage.

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Google brings 2-factor authentication to Gmail

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Joke

Good point!

However, I hear that you can prevent Google from getting that information if you just wrap your phone in tin foil. Or maybe it's your head. I can never remember, so I guess you better do both!

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'Race against time' to find LOST TREES from the MOON

Tom Maddox
Joke

Easy enough

He just opened the capsule window and stuck his hand out with the seeds in them.

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Superphone system-CRACKING cable of DOOM ... is quite handy

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WTF?

Okay, you win

I've worked with some paranoid security guys, but that's taking it to extremes. OTOH, that's kind of the nature of academia, so it makes sense.

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Tom Maddox
Joke

HA HA!

This is why I superglue shut the USB ports on all my computers and still only use PS/2 connectors for keyboards and mice!

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Converged stacks will retard storage innovation

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Not so hard

As long as the storage appliance can be configured to receive the traffic coming out of the enclosure, the appliance can sit logically in-line between the storage enclosure and the storage and provide whatever feature set is required. The only way this would not be possible would be if the storage actually sits inside the blade enclosure.

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Facebook moves into Sun Microsystems carcass

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Thumb Up

Yep

To say nothing of the risk of making it through East Palo Alto in one piece.

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First fondleslab found in 1970s kids TV sci-fi gem

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True

For example, no science fiction show has ever predicted the dreadful inability of forum commentards to detect irony!

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Superphones: A security nightmare waiting to happen

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FAIL

You're Doing It Wrong (TM)

"You’ll likely be reinstalling your PC at least once a year."

For my part, I only reinstalled XP on my six-year-old laptop because the drive needed a reformat due to hardware degradation, and my company's help desk only does so as an absolute last resort. XP can certainly benefit from the occasional reinstall, but there are plenty of tools to freshen an install without a complete wipe, and Windows 7 is significantly improved in the area of "creeping Windowsitis."

The issue of the personal smartphone/tablet is a tougher one to tackle, but I find a decent sledgehammer to go a long way in that direction. A good three-pounder only needs one hit, two if your arms are exceptionally flaccid.

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ROBOT COP scatters LIVE GRENADES in San Francisco STREET

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Thumb Up

Sure

You go first.

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Open source to bust up Cisco Borg collective?

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FAIL

Hmm, if only there were a way to look that up

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=chutzpah

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Official: PhD in 'Essential Oils' or 'Natural Toiletries' = 'a Scientist'

Tom Maddox
Dead Vulture

Oh dear

I trust you'll be cancelling your subscription, then?

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World shrugs as IPv4 addresses finally exhausted

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Coat

NOOOOOO!!!

It's the Apocalypse! THE APOCALYPSE!

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Marry Microsoft, analyst tells Nokia

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Troll

Not a valid point

If Germany were an opinion leader, we'll all be listening to David Hasselhoff and eating sauerkraut.

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Apple clips publishers' wings

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Coat

True

The correct descriptor is "fanbois."

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Google algorithm change squashes code geek 'webspam'

Tom Maddox
Grenade

Alternately

They could just send a brute squad around to so-called SEOs and whack them in vital bits until they agree to stop.

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Hubble squints at most distant galaxy

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A valid point

All purely theoretical, but the ramifications are fascinating.

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FAIL

Let me refer you . . .

. . . to the notion that nothing travels faster than light. The light will always get to us eventually.

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NYT casts Assange as 'arrogant' (with a little 'Peter Pan')

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Okay, then

All right, Skippy, let's hear what *you* consider one of the best traditions of the USA. I await the sound of crickets from your direction.

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Backup: It really should be easy

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Stop

Exactly

"if there is ever a problem and the truth is, 9 times out of 10, it will work." It's that 10th time that you want bulletproof data protection, and the discerning IT practitioner will want to ensure that the methodology is well-known and tested, which is hard to do when the data is "in the cloud."

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Matrix 4 and 5 in works, threatens Keanu

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Thumb Up

And, best of all

No Keanu.

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US Navy puts stops on server spending

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Stop

And that's what they're doing

If you're not implementing virtualization, you're probably doing something wrong.

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