* Posts by The FunkeyGibbon

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Ransomware crims drop Bitcoin faster than Google axes services

The FunkeyGibbon

Small companies

A lot of SMBs and the crappy MSPs that do their IT wouldn't know a good backup methodology if it bit them square on the arse. They are the bread and butter to these criminals.

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Microsoft to offer special Surface 3 for schools

The FunkeyGibbon

Back in my day...

...you were lucky if you got to the single Acorn rather than the BBC Micro machines in the class. These young whippersnappers have no idea how good they have it! #SeriouslyOldMan

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Apple: We could expose our WHOPPING 12 INCH iPad - but it's not real

The FunkeyGibbon
Trollface

So that's the level of innovation is it?

A bigger screen? It's like the MHz wars of the 90's all over again.

Also are Apple really going to copy the Surface3? Because that's just dominating the market...

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STOP! Pebble Time: New color watch clocks up $5m on Kickstarter

The FunkeyGibbon

It looks impressive

But how essential is it? I mean I can't imagine living without my smartphone but I'm finding it hard to believe that this device or the Apple Watch for that matter, trancends the category of 'niche non-essential gadget'.

How do people here feel about the previous version or alternatives like the Moto360?

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LinkedIn values your privacy at ONE WHOLE LOUSY DOLLAR

The FunkeyGibbon

Once again

This shows how little some companies think of the people who's data makes up the meat of their business. If they had been robbed of access to actual physical items the furior would have been greater but because it was 'just' data there appears to be less concern about the seriousness of the breach.

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Wake up! BlackBerry QUIETLY updates BB10

The FunkeyGibbon

Re: There are still Blackberry users?

You too sir. I have a distaste for the Blackberry but I am not against others using it, just surprised people do given it's lack of stand out features.

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The FunkeyGibbon

Re: @ The Funkey (can't spell) Gibbon: There are still Blackberry users?

I'm well aware that my handle isn't spelt correctly. Have you also sent an email to Flckr and Netflix to point out their egregious spellings or have you worked out that in the Internet age sometime accurate spelling is sometimes sacrificed for uniqueness?

I wasn't actually berating people for their choice in device, just surprised given how Blackberry have been sabotaging their own brand and producing uninsipiering products for a while now that anybody was interested enough in them to part with actual money for them. QNX licensing aside they aren't exactly providing much competition to the other players in the market, something the stats bear out.

But don't let that get in the way of a bit of self-righteousness, eh?

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The FunkeyGibbon

There are still Blackberry users?

Really? Wow.

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What's the hot domain dot-news? Er, it's .news

The FunkeyGibbon

Oh goodie

So many new domains to buy to protect your brand and with so many of them being relevant too! I look forward to being able to type Apple.news or Apple.ninja and have it redirect to Apple.com.

This launch really is creating a wonderful new future for the Internet where lots of individuals can have meaningless domains with 'Under Construction' banners on them, just like the mid 90's.

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Sony's super-frumpy SmartEyeglass goggles are $840 Google Glasses

The FunkeyGibbon

Wow

That video made wearables look about as cool as herpes...

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SCREW YOU, BRITS: We're going through with UK independence ANYWAY – Scotland

The FunkeyGibbon

It's all a bit meaningless

After all Tuvalu have more country specific domains out there than a huge number of other countries. It doesn't mean anything about them as a country.

So what if .Scot is in use, ultimately it makes no difference.

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A cookie with a 7,984-year lifespan. Blimey, Roy Batty only got 4!

The FunkeyGibbon

All this talk of cookies...

...has made me hungry.

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Ugly, incomplete, buggy: Windows 10 faces a sprint to the finish

The FunkeyGibbon

Re: Oh No!

Wins how? Windows will still be the de facto standard for business.

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The FunkeyGibbon

Re: looking for apps

Always somebody from the Linux crowed around to suggest that they did something first\quickest\best.

Of course even if it's true they totally miss that because nobody in the Linux sphere can agree on anything (Apple = Desktop, MS = 1 Desktop, Linux = 8+ desktops) and so they remain at the fringes of the mainstream. My 6 year old son has used iOS. Will I ask him to try KDE\Gnome\Unity\Xfce\MATE\Cinnamon\Xmonad? No. Is he missing out on 'superior performance and features'? Maybe but then again maybe it doesn't matter if those features are hooked into such a niche OS.

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The FunkeyGibbon
FAIL

Microsoft shoot themselves in the foot...

Microsoft shoot themselves in the foot by insisting it is possible to have a universal OS for desktop and touch. Has there been a better time for Linux to capitalise on the weakness of Microsoft's offering? No. Will there be a swing towards Linux? No. Why? Because no corporation with significant funds stands to gain from Linux. This is why it will ALWAYS be the fringe OS and Microsoft can move from blunder (ME) to blunder (Vista) to potential blunder (10?) without any serious challenge to it's position in the desktop market. Apple are happy with their elitist niche they've carved out, who else wants to be in the OS market? Nobody. The potential of the hardware we have is shackled to the imagination of Microsoft's engineers and marketing teams. It took the emergence of iOS and Android to show that Microsoft needn't be the only game in town, that there could be innovation in the OS market, now what is needed is somebody to challenge them in new markets but to take them on in their own back yard. It won't happen any more than Linux can get a coherent act together either but I can dream...

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Ordnance Survey intern plonks houses, trees, rivers and roads on GB Minecraft map

The FunkeyGibbon

Re: I'M NOT BEING FUNNY BUT...

It's fun.

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Icahn trousered $700m from Netflix stock sale?! Er, it would appear so

The FunkeyGibbon
Meh

Rich man makes money...

Woo yeah. *yawn*

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Microsoft plugs Xbox One consoles into its cloud - what could go wrong?

The FunkeyGibbon
Alien

Re: Super Computer?

Run SETI@HOME while shooting aliens on-line for an irony achievement?

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Send dosh (insecurely) via email, Jack Dorsey's Square tells punters

The FunkeyGibbon

You're kidding, right?

This is either too early or too late for a April Fools.

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Cannabis can CURE CANCER - cheaply and without getting you high

The FunkeyGibbon
Happy

Hmmmm

Maybe, just maybe, this explains Keith Richards longevity. Then again...

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Assange: 'Ecuadorian embassy staff are like my family'

The FunkeyGibbon
Boffin

Re: Deluded

Speaking of deluded...

"that would not be even a punishable or fine-able offence in the rest of the civilized world."

You don't get to select the rules you live by, the countries In large parts of Africa homosexuality is illegal. This is a morally repugnant and regressive set of laws that would not be even a punishable or fine-able offence in the rest of the civilized world. But if you go to Cameroon and have sex with your same sex partner and are caught, then you don't have much right to complain, that's the law. It might not be morally defensible in the eyes of most people but if that's the rules they have chosen to set you have to respect them.

Assange has to accept he has committed a crime in the country where the act took place. Unless he thinks he is above the law...?

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The FunkeyGibbon
Facepalm

Deluded

"I assume the Swedish case will disappear of its own accord in due course,"

Sure, because two women who accused you of rape will just wake up one morning and think "I'd quite like to be arrested for making a false accusation and spend the rest of my life vilified by other women for making up a claim that I'd been raped thus causing doubt for the next person who comes forward."

No Julian, this isn't going to disappear, you are just kidding yourself. Face it you are either going to have to live in that embassy for another 30+ years or you're going to have to be a man and fight your way out of this situation.

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PLEASE let us build Fruit Loop Central, Apple begs Cupertino City

The FunkeyGibbon
Black Helicopters

Is it me or...?

Is it looking like the top of a massive Mac Pro? Could they be building the biggest super computer ever?!?

http://images.apple.com/mac/home/images/promo_lead_mac_pro.jpg

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Oz bookshop to deliver by drone

The FunkeyGibbon
Joke

Re: cool.

Exactly. There is a website the once started by delivering books and branched out a bit and they've done ok. What were they called? Oh yeah, Amazon. :-)

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Control panel backdoor found in D-Link home routers

The FunkeyGibbon
Terminator

SHODAN

"Welcome to my world, insect."

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Murdoch calls for world+dog to 'expose' Google

The FunkeyGibbon

Anyway...

It's not as if anybody in Murdoch's empire has ever cynically deleted voicemails on a phone of a dead girl thus making her parents think she is alive, is it? After all that would be really evil, no?

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The FunkeyGibbon
Joke

Re: I don't want him to do a Maxwell

Andy Coulson is going to get John Culshaw to impersonate him and do his time under then name Mr Coulshore? The devious bugger!

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Assange: 'I'm fond of your work, Cumberbatch, but let's leave it at that'

The FunkeyGibbon

Re: It's a movie

Not the ultimate truth, no .That would be impossible. What I think it will do is bring up the subject of Assange's ego which is uncomfortable for him and is at least a facet of the truth that I think his is 'uncomfortable' with.

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The FunkeyGibbon

ASSANGE: 'I'm fond of the truth but only when it's the truth I approve of."

Regardless of what WikiLeaks did or did not do Assange has a very different stance on truth when it comes to himself. Strangely he quite likes to control what is or isn't seen as true about him and seems to value privacy.

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Facebook RIPS away your veil of privacy, declares NO MORE HIDING

The FunkeyGibbon

Would I miss it?

I wonder how much I'd miss Facebook if I closed my account. I get the feeling it wouldn't be much. What frustrates me is that there are pictures of me with the ex-wife out there that other people have taken and I'd quite like to see gone but I can't ask them to get rid of them because it'd look bitter and petty. So even if I leave it's too little too late for at least some of my data. :-(

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NHS tears out its Oracle Spine in favour of open source

The FunkeyGibbon

Can anybody explain to me...

Why Open Source is automatically fêted as the best solution with little or no opposition? Surely there are as many terrible Open Source projects as there are great ones? I'm not saying there *are* or that FOSS\GNU\GPL\whatever is bad just that I'm surprised how many people seem to assume that it's the right choice because 'Oracle = Bad and FOSS = Good' without seeming to question if this is truly the case.

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Brew me up, bro: 11-year-old plans to make BEER IN SPACE

The FunkeyGibbon

Re: Interesting

My God, Richard Garriott de Cayeux! I wondered what he'd been doing since he gave up trying to replace WoW...

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Instagram: You'll LOVE our 'enjoyable' new feature. Yes, it's adverts

The FunkeyGibbon

Whatever happened to...

Having a business model that worked and then building a rep on it rather than having it the other way around?!?

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Samsung: Sod off Apple, we've made gold mobes for way longer than you

The FunkeyGibbon

Samsung vs Apple!

It's like Coke vs Pepsi but with 100% less Michael Jackson (sadly).

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The FunkeyGibbon
Boffin

Re: Not unlike real gold

Mechanical property advantages, no. But there are certainly advantages to using it such as it being a highly efficient conductor and the fact that it doesn't suffer from corrosion.

Well that and showing the owner of a gold phone as somebody with immensely poor taste...

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Full Steam Ahead: Valve unwraps plans for gaming hardware

The FunkeyGibbon

Linux based AND upgradable?

What, Steam are going to write a driver for every bit of hardware on the market? No? Then it's doomed. There isn't a disto available that 'just works' (dons flameproof suit) and all that will happen is that users will install SteamOS on their Franken-PC and then find that there isn't a SteamOS or Linux driver for their specific hardware and that's game over.

It's Moblin\Maemo all over again...

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Fanbois shun 'crappy plastic' iPhone 5C

The FunkeyGibbon

It never ceases to amaze me

I never understand why people want to be 'first' with these things.

[OldMan] Back in my day we called 'em early adopters and they worked out the bugs for the rest of us, hehe![/OldMan]

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You thought NFC tags were Not For Consumers? Well, they're in Maplin's

The FunkeyGibbon

I don't suppose...

NFC could be used to set phones to turn off, say in a Cinema or Theater?

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New iPhones: C certainly DOESN'T stand for 'Cheap'

The FunkeyGibbon

Meh

Neither of these make me want them and that's a problem for Apple as their business is driven by desirability.

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It's the software, stupid: Samsung Galaxy Gear smartwatch bags big apps

The FunkeyGibbon

Other than pretending to be Dick Tracy...

... I am not seeing much use for this. It'll be gathering dust in the cupboard next to the pager, Flip video camera, Apple Newton and Zip Disks before too long.

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Microsoft buys Nokia's mobile business

The FunkeyGibbon
Black Helicopters

Conspiracy?

I love how everybody seems to think that this is one big conspiracy rather than a company that made a number of miss-steps despite once being a leader in the market being eaten by a partner.

Nokia are just Palm all over again, it's not like this story is without precedent.

Choppers coming to take away the nutters (hopefully).

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Myst: 20 years of point-and-click adventuring

The FunkeyGibbon

Myst was the game Michael Bay would have made...

Full of the best effects achievable but utterly devoid of any content of any note. Lucas Arts games didn't look this good but they were far more entertaining.

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'World's worst director' plans Snowden-inspired movie comedy

The FunkeyGibbon
Facepalm

"Children getting shot? that's comedy gold!"

*Shakes head sadly* Oh dear.

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Microsoft takes second run at platform cloud

The FunkeyGibbon
Thumb Down

Re: I'd prefer the term 'Faffing'

"VMWare are likely to end up as a niche player"

Care to put money on that? I don't disagree that there is a fight in the marketplace but unless you can see the future, I think you're prediction of marginalisation of VMWare seems a little premature.

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Hey, Bill Gates! We've found 14 IT HOTSHOTS to be the next Steve Ballmer

The FunkeyGibbon

This is the perfect time to split up

Microsoft should consider having separate companies that focus on their own strategies. Trying to make everything have one interface (Surface, Windows, Phone and Xbox) has looked forced and unwieldy. The best thing they could do is separate certain arms of the company (Phone, Windows, Xbox) and get the appropriate leader for each.

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Nintendo is FLATLY UNHINGED: New 2DS is a handful of game

The FunkeyGibbon

Fugly

It also won't fit in a pocket. The mis-matched screens are more prominent now and the whole thing looks like somebody at Fisher-Price threw away an idea and 'Ninty' (hateful word) dusted it off.

I hope this crashes and burns and Nintendo actually start to try again....

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Bit9 hacked after it forgot to install ITS OWN security product

The FunkeyGibbon

Oh bravo!

http://i.imgur.com/5zKXz.gif

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Montana TV warns of ZOMBIE ATTACK in epic prank hack

The FunkeyGibbon
Facepalm

And then I thought, 'Wait. What if?'”

Yeah, what if?!? Imagine if THE LAWS OF PHYSICS WERE BROKEN! Dumb ass! :-D

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Michelin critics to football blogger: Salaud! Unhand that URL

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Thumb Up

Gotta agree with the majority here

If Mchelin were so slack as to miss this then it's their fault and they need to make a reasonable offer for the domain.

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Paper computers: Not mere pulp fiction

The FunkeyGibbon
Happy

I like both - Shocker!

My Kindle is a very nice and convenient device. My paper copy of Good Omens (signed by Terry Pratchett but sadly as yet not Neil Gaiman) also makes me very happy and I love the fact that I have both.

What is it about humans that means we always have to polarise into opposing factions? I think it's pretty obvious there are advantages and disadvantages to both paper and electronic books, so why not enjoy them both as different? Arguing about a content delivery method seems to be futile.

I don't remember the argument for printed pictures vs Flickr et all.....

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