25 posts • joined 4 Jun 2007
I've never succeeded in getting Office 97 to read *.---x formats either. I must be doing it wrong, but I'm reasonably computer literate and have had several goes at it over the years. I'll refrain from adding an anti-Microsoft conspiracy theory at this point...
To what degree are the following used in an 'official' and 'unofficial' manner *across your workforce?* (my asterisks)
I was answering the survey quite happily, but had to bail out when I reached this one. Do you really expect me to poll everyone in my company and present a median?
Forgive me if I wasn't expected to take the question literally. I'm an engineer and can't help myself.
Maybe the world has ended, after all
I never thought I'd find myself taking Yahoo's side...
Or is Garter keeping us in suspense?
I see what you did there. :-)
Direct them to the Morons in Webspace site
If their method relies on detecting near-infrared emissions of the planet's super-hot atmosphere, presumably it won't therefore work on a planet that doesn't have a super-hot atmosphere. One that would be more likely to support life, for instance?
How does one get to be an explosive reactions expert?
I want that job! Has Pete got a Licence for that?
I'll get my coat.
No actual hacking required
Spoofing the "from" field of an e-mail hardly counts as hacking, Shirley?
iPhone - all your survival needs in one environmentally friendly package (phone excepted).
The Final Act of a Visionary
Why say that Bill is not a visionary? His decision to, if not actually leave (thanks richard for that incisive commentary), then at least edge a little closer to the escape chute, may prove to be a fine piece of foresight.
Moderatrix for PM
I can't remember when I last read so much common sense advice in one place. More, Moderatrix, more!
At 12:20 the site had slowed to as near absolute zero as makes no difference...
What about when they put their thumbs behind their lapels and bend their knees? That will play havoc with the recording. So will whistling, holding their bellies while laughing, and many other commonplace police activities.
What's that you say? It isn't the Fifties any more? Bugger.
To paraphrase: at launch it carried five ISPRs, including the European Physiology Modules Facility, European Drawer Rack and European Transport Carrier. If those three things with "European" in their names weren't a European foothold in space, why is this fourth thing with "European" in its name being hailed as such?
Now see what you did
The link is down already - and the album isn't even released yet...
And the real culprit is...
I reckon it was Boeing's 'relevant battlefield laser' undergoing trials. See? It *does* work.
A few pants never did Tom Jones any harm
I dunno, they don't make despotic military juntas like they used to. Now in my day... (Quasi-nostalgic rant deleted)
Call me Bruce - it will avoid confusion
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, [some versions have 'Schopenhauer and Hegel']
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.
(Yes, I know New Zealand isn't Australia, but when national stereotyping is involved accuracy goes out the window)
I've played Asteroids, so I know
I hope they have someone with a quick trigger finger at the controls if they hope to go on to Pluto. It's dangerous out there.
Safe egress route
It's all very well completing this back-up drive over the crater rim to prove they can do it, but the only way to do that is to drive into the crater in the first place, Shirley? What if they *hadn't* succeeded? NASA could hardly find some Martian farmer and offer to buy him a beer if he brings his tractor over for a quick tow, could they?
There is another theory which states that this has already happened
"...it's a wonder we haven't already picked up some kind of eternal synthetic version of Big Brother already, pumped out from relic production machinery left running by a far-off, long extinct alien race..."
Do you have any tips on how to tell the difference?
An unfortunate coincidence
David Gelernter, the polymath and computer scientist whose book "The Muse in the Machine" dealt with the practicalities of machine intelligence in compelling detail, was a victim of the bombing campaign mounted by Theodore Kaczynski, later known as the Unabomber.
I'm not sure where this comment can go from here, except to say that Phil Laak could conceivably have picked a better nickname. I felt the coincidence should not go undocumented.
Do as I say, not as I do...
This is probably unfair comment for a number of reasons, but it's amusing so it's justified. During a visit to the book's website (http://www.whysoftwaresucks.com/) I wanted to leave a comment; but when I attempted to follow the comments link, I got a page full of incomprehensible error report which is clearly aimed at the site's developers, and is no use to the visitor.
Bigger version this way...
You can find out more from NASA's Chandra site here: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/chandra/main/index.html
Somebody needs a hug
Within acceptable guidelines, of course...
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