* Posts by taxman

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Don't Menshn the snore: Chick-lit queen's jabber site killed in its sleep

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Perhaps

if she had hosted it on TVAlways it might have had more success

Why you need a home lab to keep your job

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The Who?

Girlfriend.

Squeezebox.

Yes I see it now.

Space station 'naut supplies Reg with overhead snap of Vulture Central

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Re: Made me realise

That you can fit two Isle of Dogs into the same space.

Maidenhead shows up well too - just.

3 Brits banged up for £300k VAT scam

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Re: 3 out of 1000's

In which case you have a moral duty to tell them about it.

That is if you really did give a damn.

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Damned if they do

and damned if they don't from the looks of it. As for living off the proceeds I seem to recall several reports in broadsheets that showed HMRC always went for a POCA. A nd the perps didn't pay up more time in the chokey until they did.

Kickstarter project says open source can blast Death Star costs

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Too many

rounded corners.

Nuf said

Tracy brothers are back: Thunderbirds Are Go! again in 5... 4... 3...

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Re: UFO, closely followed by

Space 1999

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No strings attached

"CGI animation" - Pah! They'll ban the 'puppets' from smoking next.

Oh and I found that a lot of the 'incidental' music in TB appears to have been started up first in Fireball XL5. Gerry sure did re-use good things.

Australia joins hunt for corporate tax dodgers

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World gangs up on....

http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/press/excom.htm

Look who works for the UK tax office now. Any views from the grassy knoll on similarities in approaches by UK and now Australia on Corp tax affairs?

Apple loses bid to 'cut in line' in Samsung patent dust-up

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Return on Law fees?

Just wondering how soon the 'ostrich head' will be pulled out of the sand to see how effective these law actions are now.

Just asking like.

Samsung: Never mind Steve Jobs, let's snap off a piece of stylus biz

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Happy

Re: Vibrating pen? Interesting.

For bean counters surely!

Symantec: Don't blame us for New York Times hack

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Smell the sh

innanigans that goes on in Board Rooms when they ask why should they spend money on IT Security - it doesn't provide any income.

Yeah, but it stops losses - as long as you have defence in depth. And for that these days should be starting outside your front door.

Oh and how about some regular deep dive helath checks?

When will VPs, CEO etc realise that Security costs - a bit like insurance. You hope you will never need it, resent the cost because you don't use it..... but round that corner

Boffins propose satnav tracking for 'KILLER KOALAS'

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Re: Spoiler alert? Seriously.

...that Santander isn't really a bank?

New York Times probes China's Premier, gets hacked by Chinese

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A number 17 and 39 please

*infiltrating US university computers first and then routing their attacks through them*

Thought the US institutions would have had their networks locked down - what do they pay their IT Dept to do?

* Malware was installed on The Times' computers to open a backdoor for the attackers to remotely control the compromised machines,*

What and how?

A bit light on information and much on sensationalism. Daily Fail material

Car dashboards get Nokia HERE without a phone in sight

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The Toyota Aygo

already has a TomTom package in it with a removable flip up unit on the dash!

Forget cupcakes: What you find on Facebook and Twitter is TARTS

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Found you

on FB (or as my daughter calls it - F**kbook, rather apt now). Do you take payment in Coins?

LOHAN teases with quick flash of spaceplane

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Oooooh Ahhhhhhh

Light up the sky with.......

A nice challenge to try to mimic using Estes kit bits and pieces!

Muslim vid protest hackers turn web-flood hosepipe away from US banks

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Re: bring back the crusades

Ni

Report: DDoS attacks now MORE ANGRY, complex and targeted

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FAIL

Tut tut

This story was published by SC Magazine on the 29th!

Come on El Reg, keep up!

Help us out here: What's the POINT of Microsoft Office 2013?

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SkyDrive?

'There is also a bit more cloud in Office 2013, which hooks into SkyDrive so users are steered towards cloud storage. The advantage is that documents will be available across all devices.'

Steered......as in default and has to be changed by the user (and how many PICNICs have you come across!)

Yeah, great, wonderful........until something (insert disaster of your choice) happens to your Interweb connection or you want to retrieve a doc on the move and there's no signal for for dongle (and there are places in the UK where that happens) or you don't have enough credit left on your download.

Is your Surface Pro a bit full? Slot in an SD card, it's not from Apple

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Limited capacity

causes limited uses - particularly in the Corporate arena.

HDDs can be encrypted and locked down. Great, so there is potential for use in Public Sector.

Tablets? Well to some extent yes. But you cannot lock down SD cards securely - and they are more likely to be lost than USB flash drives. And use of WiFi.....unless fed through a VPN I'd rather have it disabled.....which is damn near impossible on the iPad (yup 3G is ok if using the fruity provider).

So although there are clammerings from the masses for new shiney toys, for anything that is being used out of an office I'll stick to a laptop thanks.

Until matters improve.

YouTube's hilarious cat videos could soon cost you $5 a month

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Childcatcher

Oh I so hope so!

This may be the means of finally eliminating, or at least reducing, costly bills incurred by parents when their offspring go over their web download limits by watching drivel on YouTube over and over (et al) again.

I say this as one whose offspring are no longer my responsibility financially (at last!!!!) but i have to listen to others at work who go through this.

Yay for iOS 6.1, grey Wi-Fi iPhone bug is fix- AWW, SNAP

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Yay! No WiFi

Could this be why iOS6 is considered more secure than Android?

Apple releases iOS 6.1, adds LTE carriers, tweaks security

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Mustard coloured Allegro 2 1500.

Well someone had to have one!

Big biz, expensive beancounters write UK tax law, says senior MP

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This is news?

Really? And it's been going on for how long?

Governments far and wide, past present and future have and will use 'people with knowledge' to help 'guide' them.

The Oric-1 is 30

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Less of a Tangerine Dream

more of a nightmare.

Then again I surcame to the misfortunes of the Camputers and the Lynx.

Spammers joyride Doctor Who's Twitter TARDIS, turn man into Shirley Temple

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Twits Twocked

Yet another loses control?!

Perhaps the UK Gov should follow the French and contemplate taxing use of this 'social networking' illness.

Please!!!

Chinese boffins crack cloaking tech for camouflage

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No Unicorns but

any chance of these concentric rings of SRRs chinking when they move?

Cabinet Office chucks hefty rulebook at paper-chewing gov bods

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Expensive train crash to come?

How on earth are these guys going to ensure that the person connected to the data is the correct person basing it on name, DoB and address? Son/daughter named after father/mother at same address? Young children already getting voting papers? What about people already signed up for services - are they expected to re-register or will they be migrated over (heaven help us there too!).

Oh and not to forget coporate users - will these be linked to a company name or an entity within the company. Oh and agents. mustn't forget about them. See they haven't even been brought into the equation yet.

And notice the lack of any Bank names who typically deal with customers electronically except.....PayPal?! Remember this is intended as an assured identity sufficient to securely link an online identity with a Government service?!

And who will foot the bill if there is a case of an 'unauthorised' person/company gaininig access to a users account and getting benefits etc fruadulently - let alone get access to a load of personal data!

Whoever is guiding the Cabinet Office on this is really out on a limb!

'End of passwords' predictions are premature - Cambridge boffin

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Re: Biometrics?

And really biometrics are only as good as the metric exists. Unfortunately accidents do happen and limbs/body parts do get damaged/lost.

Passwords are something that YOU control fully, you can even (roll of drums for innovation) change them if you think they've been compromised. You can't do that with biometrics - and there are reports that fingerprint scanners are now being compromised.

We trust computers to fly jets... why not trust them with our petabytes?

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We trust computers to fly jets

What?!

Do we?

This week's BBC MELTDOWN: Savile puppet haunts kids' TV

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Re: What was more shocking was

You missed the word *alleged* (unless you take the 'innocent until proven guity' police point of view)

Happy birthday, Lisa: Apple's slow but heavy workhorse turns 30

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Re: Happy birthday Lisa

Doh!

Security audit finds dev outsourced his job to China to goof off at work

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Big Brother

Fallen star

Really , really suprised that if this guy was *a star programmer* that he didn't realise that security audits of logins would take place after making VPN/work at home available! Standard security practice - check up where your workers are logging in from - home network or offsite. Tsh!

Vibrator guru on pleasure tech: 'Of all the places you'd want a quality UI....'

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Happy

Who cares. It's got rounded corners!

Ten stars of CES 2013: Who made the biggest splash?

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Facepalm

there now follows numerous postings that basically are all about an object that is a phone.

Look around, there is one out there somewhere that nearly meets all your needs. and you can speak to other people on it too! How's that for novelty?

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Seagate Wireless Plus

Possibilities of portable cheap NAS in the offering soon. 1TB is a reasonable size for such a device - in infancy. What would have been nice to know is transfer rates over WiFi for data and video files.

Toy train company bids for West Coast Mainline

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Branch Line

Perhaps, with a slight name change for a subsidary, they could also consider putting in bids to save our pottery industry?

US nuke lab drops Chinese networking kit

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Re: A back door Chinese vendors can access without users' knowledge.

You would have thought that with John Suffolk now Global Head of Cyber Security at Huawei that such suspicion would begin to evaporate. Particularly after such an illustrious career:

http://cn.linkedin.com/pub/john-suffolk/0/b72/b21?trk=pub-pbmap

Then again....

Sculpted 66-pound jubs survive lightning blast, 26ft drop

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Pint

I wonder

how long it takes to think 'why wasn't he holding the other one?'.

But the comment on the comment about mounting them.....sheer joy!

Anonymous turns private eye in Ohio rape case

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Big Brother

But hopefully it will be those recordings that will be found and bring to justice those.....sorry, can't call them people.......<insert word(s) of choice>. Without that evidence it's easy for justice to get buried by those with influence.

Up your wormhole: Star Trek Deep Space 9 turns 20

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Re: More than a B5 Ripoff

And not forgetting Bill Mumy and Pat Tallman were also in both B5 and DS9.

Apple loses round to Amazon in 'App Store' name dispute

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S'il vous plaît excusez-moi, mais

App Le Store?

Ubuntu for smartphones aims to replace today's mobes, laptops

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Re: Anything but Unity

Odd you mention Nexus..........as the BBC says 'The code will initially be released as a file which can be installed on Samsung's Galaxy Nexus phone, replacing Android'.

Are El Reg staff still suffering the joys of the New Year with their news of 'The company did not say which device makers or carriers it has partnered with to date, nor which global markets it will try to crack first.'

Divorce lawyer spots increase in Christmas 'text message bustings'

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Childcatcher

Password required

Why do I have a password/swipescreen on my phone Dear? Well, it's to stop anyone using it if I happen to lose it.

Why don't I tell you what it is Dear? Well why on earth would you need to know when you have a phone of your own? I mean, who would phone/text you on my phone?

Swedish teens GO BERSERK in Instagram sex pic slut riot

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Gym slips & hockey sticks

Plusgymnasiet high school - the Swedish equivalent of our St Trinians?

(Where's my wallet?)

Fish grow ‘hands’ in genetic experiment

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Re: Dear El Reg

Not just hands but a nose, big mouth, two legs.........and a big belly. Must be a Greggs girl.

Polar drilling effort hits snag: Boffins' search for life put on ice

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Black Helicopters

It's not a remake

of Ice Station Zebra is it? (yes ok North South issue.....)

Australian State launches IBM probe

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Angel

Australian State launches IBM probe

Is that to prove that it's not just the North Koreans who can.....

In a mobile data eating contest, Brits would win - Ofcom

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Joshing aside

No TV in this house, not until licence fee scrapped. I have no option but use my time, and combat our crap weather, by keeping warm. Not that I complain about the method used ;)

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