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* Posts by ElbowNi

11 posts • joined 14 Sep 2010

Ten reasons why you shouldn't buy an iPhone 5

ElbowNi
Trollface

Totaly Unbiased reporting- fewww

At last a report that has been based on the facts rather than an likes or dislikes of a specific technology company ;)

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Mighty trash-bag balloon cluster soars above Nevada

ElbowNi
Happy

5p

Good job he didn't try that in Wales, each of the bags would have cost him 5p it would have killed his budget!

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Social networks likely to snub Home Office in riot confab

ElbowNi
Black Helicopters

Hold on...

If social networking is so good for organising groups of people, rather than shut it down perhaps the Police should start using that instead of their current Command and Control systems. If it works for the unruly massed ranks of chavs, surly using the subversive twitter feeds the police would have no problems policing the flashmob!

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David Cameron turns water cannons on social networks

ElbowNi
Joke

Is that what MPS do on there holidays

"when he told MPs – who were forced to cut short their holidays following four nights of looting, arson and violence in England"

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Vodafone's network knackered by thieves

ElbowNi

"communications network"

So i should not use just tcp/ip on the LAN because its a single topology,

I shouldn't use one manufacture of Hardware even though they are biggest.

Perhaps I should look at getting the coffee from three different sources in case one stops brewing

Either you work for VodaFone or a government establishment where cost is not a concern. We use VodaFone, the biggest supplier of mobile networks in the country, in order to minimize the ongoing admin and management costs of maintaining a fleet of phones.,

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ElbowNi

"Surely a mixture"

Come on join us in the real world where we actually all have four fingers and a thumb.

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ElbowNi
WTF?

Intermittent

Intermittent my Arse... I got a "curtsy call" at 04:15 from ADT to say the alarms PAC (GPS) signal was down, that is obviously when the scroats kicked the door in.

I now have an entire work force with no mobile communications. Does the phrase "single point of failure" spring to mind.

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Facebook exploit toolkit dumbs down rogue app creation

ElbowNi
Grenade

Would you..

So let me get this straight

Script Kiddie goes to site, sees malware kit and thinks good idea I will buy that!

Dodgy Site Owner thinks, great numpty wannabe hacker ;)

SK gives Credit card details to DSO

DSO Empties SK's bank account and sends anonymous email to police with SK's ip and has just got the guys money and removed a competitor.

I think the FBI/CIA/Mi5 should start up in business selling fake malware kits...

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Ubuntu's Narwhal rides OpenStack cloud

ElbowNi
Linux

WTF indeed

AC, either the story has been edited since your comment or you are losing your mind, there are no longer any references to 10.4.....

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US politician: 'homosexual agenda' behind TSA groin grope

ElbowNi
Paris Hilton

Slightly different issue

Why is there a rule about male on male and female on female pat downs. Are they saying that there is a sexual element to the pat down, if not why does it matter the sex or sexual orientation of the person conducting the search?

I for one would much prefer to be patted down by a member of the opposite sex as they are more gentle and less likely to break any of my delicate parts...

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Do the Webminimum

ElbowNi
Happy

re: And out of the woodwork they come

Peter, have you been working on your people skills again ?

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