* Posts by Alex

109 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Jun 2007

P2P uploader hoaxes leading BitTorrent blog

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@Chris

I'm just curious. Apart from the S Club 7 - Ronnie Hazlehurst business, what other examples of blog-sourced 'research' are you thinking of?

ISPs demand record biz pays up if cut-off P2P users sue

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@Decryption not necessary

"Connect to "britney spear's greatest hit" torrent, find out all the other IP's that are seeding / leeching and then notify their ISP"

But why would ISPs be forced to believe an appointed BPI torrent-watchdog? Unless that watchdog contacts the ISP immediately, which is then compelled to check the torrent itself to catch that IP in the act.

Wikipedia ruled by 'Lord of the Universe'

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Happy

As predicted!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Conflict_of_interest/Noticeboard#Register_article_is_bad_editorial

My favourite quote must surely be:

"First off, it's titled "Wikipedia ruled by 'Lord of the Universe'", which is your first red flag. It's extremely sensational. It assumes that Wikipedia is ruled by someone, that this someone is the "Lord of the Universe"".

Sensationalism from The Register? How could you! For the purposes of humour, for the schmerposes of humour.

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Last time

The last El Reg article about Wikipedia lit the Gary Weiss article up like a Christmas tree. It was a very entertaining few days of watching the farce unfurl over there.

However, The Register paid for its arrogance by falling further out of favour with the hive mind generally and the ruling elite in particular. I predict a few 'revisions' will make their way into their own article.

Ryanair battles ASA over 'saucy schoolgirl' ad

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@Name

Have you ever been to a 'school disco' themed-night at a club or similar? It cuts both ways, men and women are attracted to other men and women who dress in a way that reminds them of a highly sexualised time in their life.

And whilst it might go against some of your sensibilities and mine, a 16 year old girl is legally entitled to do what she wants to do and with whom. I think it's more hypocritical for the ASA to pretend she can't.

So, "why is it acceptable generally for us to be attracted to, and 'joke' about, women who are above school age but wear school uniforms"?

Because they are women who are above school age.

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What am I missing?

So the ad "appeared to link teenage girls with sexually provocative behaviour"?

Somewhat akin to linking ursidae mammals with habitual woodland defaecation?

All enjoyably farcical. My favourite bit is when Ryanair says "nah, we're not gonna". I bet a lot of other advertisers didn't even realise that was an option...

PS3 capacity boost claims are claptrap, says Sony UK

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Now that Sony have confirmed that it's being released...

I'm more interested in what other features it might have beyond a bigger HDD and DS3. As so many have said, it's easy to upgrade the HDD yourself so that's not very interesting but since the 20GB/40GB/60GB/80GB all have different feature-sets (most readily recognisable from the HDD size), might this be a predictor that the 120GB/160GB are also different?

Monster-capacity PS3 in the pipeline?

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Joke

Good

I think I speak for everyone when I say that I am glad to hear of the possibility of further iterations of the PS3. The one thing lacking from the current console market is choice. With only 4 versions of the 360 and PS3 made so far, it's not easy to choose a console that fulfills one's needs.

RIAA told to pay legal fees for harrassed defendant

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RE: RE: Change the law about who pays fees

I'm playing devil's advocate somewhat since I don't despise lawyers but if we extend your analogy: even if a rottweiller were encouraged to eat a baby, it would still be put down (and the owner arrested).

Tom Cruise Scientology vid leaks onto net

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Possible evidence

I don't know about other sites but when I tried the youtube video yesterday, I was told it was no longer available due to a copyright claim by the Church of Scientology International. Lovingly uploaded by someone else:

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m144/zomgbbqlol/Whoa.jpg

Does youtube have a pretty tight system for avoiding any Joe under an assumed name telling them to pull a copyrighted clip? Anyway, it's back up there now and we can all enjoy the frighteningly bizzare ramblings of this 'confused' individual.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3orDPL-Q5eQ

Possibly restored because CoSI has no copyright just because it features one of its members talking about it?

Tekken set to kick big screen ass

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Bated breath

"The film plays out as a science fiction story set in the near future, about a rebel who rises up against the Tekken Corp. to seize freedom for his people. It's a gladiator story, but the videogame has a complicated enough storyline that it provides the template for a martial arts spectacular"

That would make it f*ck-all to do with the game then apart from the use of the word "Tekken". It's a bit like that other film based on a game, 'Hero'. I gather it's inspired by Guitar Hero.

Microsoft spits out final XP service pack, beta version

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Black Helicopters

Cynical thought

Suppose SP3 just happened to irretrievably break some parts of some peoples' XP. Incentive enough to 'upgrade' to Vista?

Conspiracy theories are fun (and sometimes hard to easily dismiss).

Wikipedia black helicopters circle Utah's Traverse Mountain

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For the interested (or bored)

"The Register is a tabloid blog with a tiny audience and of virtually no importance outside a certain subculture" - Jimbo Wales

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Overstock.com

I...I can't get enough of this stuff...

Will reality adjust to suit Mr Wales' vision, please?

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@Maury

"You can't simply ignore these problems and say that's not the issue. This IS the issue. "Old media", of which El Reg is a member, _is_ one of those "gatekeepers of truth", one that makes pretensions far in excess of anything the wikipedia has ever claimed. The wiki has problems dealing with conflict? Big deal. Aren't problems accurately reporting reality just a tad more important?"

I disagree with the second sentence. Allow me to quote Jimbo, from his user page:

"Imagine a world in which every single person on the planet is given free access to the sum of all human knowledge. That’s what we’re doing."

I think that is somewhat more pretentious than this site, self-deprecatingly referred to as "hack-central". And if you were saying that The Register is a "gatekeeper of truth" unlike Wikipedia, I note that if I google naked short selling, Wikipedia is the very first result. If I google Gary Weiss, Wikipedia is the fourth result (although a Gary Wiess blog about wikipedia is 2nd).

In that context, the biases, conflicts and political games (for both sides of this Judd Bagley issue and beyond) in Wikipedia's editing process is a big deal; it sets itself way above 'old media' and is massively more prominent than most other websites for virtually all proper nouns and technical terms. People are often well aware that The Daily Mail is feeding its readers bullsh*t about immigrants and house-prices and the smelly EU and readers are appropriately critical. But they don't know what really goes into Wikipedia. To quote Jimbo again:

"[Wikipedia is] like a sausage: you might like the taste of it, but you don't necessarily want to see how it's made."

An apt metaphor because, like a sausage, the consumer will have no idea about the nutritional content either without guidance.

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Teehee!

Good spot, Just Some Dude. It's been reverted already, FYI. I note that none other than David Gerard contributed to that article and talk page way back in '04...Maybe I'm falling down the rabbit hole here.

Alex

Oh noes!!

I've been following the Gary Weiss talk page on Wikipedia with a borderline obsession. It seems The Register is now being purged as a reference as it's now considered an 'unreliable source'. The Hive-Mind feels you can now no longer authoritavely say anything regarding Weiss/Overstock/Bagley etc.

Sorry to break it to you.

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@Alison

Hello Alison, thanks for taking the time to contribute.

I was wondering, since you've already been good enough to add to this discussion, whether you could clarify point 2 a little. Specifically, should David Gerard be called upon to justify his actions as an editor, would he be subject to the same degree of scrutiny and accountability as any other editor? If so, would you be able to give some idea of the systems/checks wikipedia has in place to ensure this?

I hope you will have the time to reply; I appreciate you must be busy.

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This article

Absolutely fantastic!

..That is all.

Brown knew data loss was disaster waiting to happen

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But

I'm no big fan of Brown but I can't see the bit that shows he knew about the security risk. In other words, can the Guardian, NotW or El Reg confirm that he was in the address list of this e-mail?

"He should have known, he was the chancellor" etc not withstanding.

UK gov bans 'terror' suspect from science class

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@Matt Bryant

FACT1 - You get on the list because the police have credible evidence? Says who?

FACT2 - So, on the basis that that happened to a colleague of yours and the police say there are others, it would be sensible to assume that this specific 'suspect' is also lying about who he is?

FACT3 - Some would say there are alternatives to bad ideas implemented badly that would also be effective against violence.

Am I just feeding a troll here?

EU fines videotape manufacturers for alleged cartel

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What's with all this 'alleged' business?

If they got fined by the Commision, surely this was because, in the eyes of the Commision, they engaged in cartel behaviour. Not because they were alleged to have engaged in cartel behaviour.

IAKAL but during an ongoing investigation or court case wouldn't you throw in the word at every opportunity to prevent prejudice (not to mention arrest for contempt of court)? Since they've been fined, the investigation has concluded; couldn't you call them mad, scheming b*st*rds if you so wish?

Makes it sound like you have reason to doubt the Commision's conclusion...

The broken terror systems that killed de Menezes

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@Logically flawed

Actually, I'd say it's a shoot-to-kill policy that's logically flawed since it's trivially easy to make a dead-man switch. In this scenario, either the bomb goes off when the bomber chooses or when he's shot/killed. Horrible as it is, there is virtually no possibility of a bomber not detonating once his bomb has been armed.

Maybe the police have good reason to think that terrorists don't use these; I certainly hope so. However, terrorists KNOW that the Met has a shoot-to-kill policy so there's yet further incentive to incorporate dead-man switches. If someone has evidence as to why the police don't make this assumption, it would set my mind at rest:

@The ignorance of some commentators is becoming tiresome...

Pointing out a logical flaw in policy is not pouring scorn on the officers' motivation or integrity any more than criticising the tactics of First World War generals diminishes the heroes that died executing those tactics.

Surge in encrypted torrents blindsides record biz

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My apologies

The link for that quote is:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/08/0810_riaa_comment/comments/

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@Andrew

I'd like to see you enable comments more often because I enjoy the kinds of articles you tend to write about, and like to hear the perspective of other members of El Reg's readership, even if I don't see the need to contribute. I imagine a lot of your readership feels the same.

Seems a bit unnecessary to suggest your readership go to some random blog to make a 'statement' when you could simply turn on comments here. Also, there's a bit of a discrepancy between these two quotes from yourself:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/05/riaa_wins_first_music_sharing_jury_trial/comments/

"Finnbar - what makes you think journalists read the comments at all? It's a great way of ignoring people like you."

Which is at odds with "If you use your noggin for a second, you'll see I can't really avoid reading reader comments - something to think about".

So, if you don't read comments then what's the problem with enabling them?

Or if you do read comments but you don't care what the idiots think then again, what's the problem with enabling them?

Do you see comments essentially as messages to yourself? Because I'm pretty sure the readers of El Reg see them as being messages to other Reg readers.

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RE: RE: Good Article

Agreed.

My thoughts on this article? Because you were all dying to hear them...

RE: The last paragraph.

The protocol from The Pirate Bay won't materialise. It's pretty much science.

Yahoo! Mail and Hotmail strike out Iran

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Obligatory sarcasm

The US governments stated aim of promoting democracy in Iran surely sits well with limiting free speech in the country. And, as has already been said, it won't even make a difference if it only means Iranians have to pick another country to sign up. Or they can just go elsewhere.

@Andy B

I've noticed the lack of comments sections Mr Orlowski's articles too. The first time I it was puzzling. Now it just seems melodramatic. Oh well, they're his articles...

Manhunt, mods and maddened mothers

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Sanity has prevailed

http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20071102-esrb-president-rockstar-complied-with-our-guidelines.html

Teflon top cop evades justice, responsibility

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@Richard Neill

Yes, indeed!

I have to admit I'm still confused by the Met's shoot-to-kill policy (assuming it hasn't been quietly changed in the aftermath of this poor man's shooting). In fact, in a world of dead-man switches, a shoot-to-anything policy seems incredibly risky given how easy such switches are to design and make.

I came up with a design for such a switch with 5 minutes of idle thought and I'm hardly an engineer. A terrorist capable of making a whole bomb should have no trouble with a button that completes a circuit when it's depressed rather than pressed.

I suspect I've added nothing to your original comment but I think it was worth reiterating...

Pirate Bay aims to sink BitTorrent

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Before I jump into the shark-infested waters

How's their uncensored image hosting site doing?

Or The Video Bay?

It's not that I don't think a PB p2p protocol would be successful if they released one. It's just that they probably won't release one.

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@Alex (zounds! ye gods!)

I think you will find, Sir, that it is you who have been downloaded to another computer to comment on my joke. :-P

In some seriousness, I think the duplicate usernames are allowing several people to claim to be amanfrommars. Seems a shame that "his" distinctive contributions are being watered down by cheap imitations...

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Joke

How exciting

I'm sure this will be very successful once they've finished development.

And I'm sure their purchase of Sealand is progressing smoothly.

Rhys Jones 'killer' named on YouTube

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He used a word, the meaning of which was obvious in context

Get over it?

Becks shows Scientology some rispek

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Mars

amanfromMars

I've long suspected that the original amanfrommars has since retired and a string of pretenders have cropped up, much like Dread Pirate Roberts. This would explain the frequent lapses into coherence that "he" displays.

TV-Links man was arrested under trademark laws

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Not really analogous

I don't think this situation is like saying you can get Heinz baked beans at www.tesco.com since Heinz gives Tesco permission to sell their beans.

A better analogy might be that it's like telling people you can get flawless copies of Heinz baked beans without paying Heinz (or anyone) from www.allurbeans.com.

Ditto with Hovis ;)

Watson suspended by research lab after race row

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Quick note

Fans of "The Bell Curve" might want to read Stephen Jay Gould's "Mismeasure of Man" before claiming that there is solid evidence for differences in intelligence along racial lines.

The RIAA will come to regret its court win

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Dead Vulture

Hi Andrew

Please don't mistake me for one claiming you have any kind of balls deficiency but I was sorry to see the lack of a comments section on that article as well.

Your call for more perspective on filesharing could have prompted some saner people to come out of the woodwork. I'm sure many people would have misinterpreted your position, but surely that's inevitable regardless of the article?

As you say, you don't even have to read the comments, in which case what was the rationale? Bandwidth considerations from all the nutters flaming what they think you said?

Oh well, just seems a shame to stop such a potentially interesting Reg discussion before it started.

Microsoft and Bungie part ways

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Well

I'll be damned, never thought it would turn out to be true.

I'll take my word-filled slice of humble pie on the patio, thanks.

Facebook 'friend request' lands UK man in jail

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@Jack

That would explain it! I'm pretty sure that auto-spam wasn't a "feature" when I signed up to facebook. That sets my mind at rest; thought I might have been quietly infuriating some people who'd rather not hear from me again. :-p

Alex

I don't follow...

Why would facebook send a friend request for anything to do with looking at a friend's photos? And why would that be linked to a confusing sign-in process?

Will Bungie jump from Microsoft?

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But

Aren't Bungie entirely owned by Microsoft? In which case this rumour is dead in the water.

I suppose there could be a developer exodus from Bungie, leading to the formation of separate studio similar to the Rare/Free Radical situation, but that's hardly the same.

First RIAA file-sharing trial begins

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RE: The RIAA can't lose

"If they win, they get a legal precedent, even if the defendant is only fined one cent per song"

True, but if they lose then future defendants get a legal precendent as well. The prosecution will apparently involve many of the standard arguments the RIAA has used in the past to obtain settlements. If the court finds these to be big hairy ones then the RIAA has to find a new revenue stream.

You seem to have already formed your conclusion despite the fact that the case has only just started; I am respectfully hopeful that you are not on the jury. ;)

Koreans promise WiMax gaming handheld for Xmas

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Also

"a WiMax-compatible games console which it claimed is the world's first online games console. Perhaps it forgot about both the Sony PSP and the Nintendo DS..."

Also preceded by the Wii, Xbox 360, PS3, Gamecube and PS2 (technically) and Dreamcast (IIRC).

Perhaps the phrase "online-only" and "handheld" was lost in translation?

So, what's the first rule of Reg Club?

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Thou shalt

refer to "frickin' laser beams" whenever lasers are mentioned in an article.

EU online gambling firms demand $100 bil in WTO dispute

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"Change"

I can't see Antigua getting invaded or labelled as part of the Axis of evil (but then what do I know?) on the back of this but can someone convince me that a covert coup in Antigua a la Operation Ajax would not end this problem for the US?

AVG cries wolf at Adobe Reader

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FF7/FEAR

Actually, both are legal and totally safe. They just sat on my HD for years until one day they were flagged as viruses/virii. AVG aknowledged them as genuine false positives.

They were good enough to contact me after I'd e-mailed a password protected zip with the "malicious" file to them for examination. It IS free so I'm not massively fussed but since this software has worked with AVG for years, it's a bit much to put the burden on the publishers to predict when one particular anti-virus decides (albeit as a blip) to go silly.

I take your point that software ought to be tested and proven to be compatible with a pool of common AV software before release but as soon as an AV updates its definitions, it becomes a two-way street and GRIsoft et al. have to take some responsibility (which, happily, they do).

Not that this is anything but moot anyway; I doubt Adobe Reader is still getting flagged as I type this.

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Interesting

After years without a single false positive, I've got 3 from AVG in the past month or so, .exes for Final Fantasy VII, Bioshock and F.E.A.R. all misidentified as virii.

Initially, I assumed AVG had moved into game reviews but I see they're being more general than that

Sony threatens to evict naughty gamers from Home

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Maybe the answer's obvious but...

How could Sony know where I live?

Do they think they'll obtain a court order to get my address from my ISP (via my IP)?

Do they want to do the same to get my address from the company that delivered it (if it's not bought in store)?

Do they take my address when I register with the service (Nowhere Street, Anytown or just fake a real one)?

Or do they have sophisticated transmitters that connect to Sony's spy satellite network and relay the location of every PS3 in world back to central HQ as part of their efforts to make their customers more hostile towards them?

Line rental cost a barrier to broadband

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Interesting first point.

Sorry, the authors of this study have lost me with their first point...They're saying that increasing the cost would mean fewer people buy the product..?

My head hurts.

BBC Trust backs calls for Linux iPlayer

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Hehehe

We all have the luxury of access to a computer. Not every person does and some of those people will nevertheless be license payers.

They can't access the BBC website that they help to pay for, they deserve a rebate, right?

They might not have a freeview box, so they miss out on BBC3 etc. They deserve another rebate, right?

They might not own a radio, or may ONLY own a radio, they deserve yet another rebate, right?

Not all BBC services are available for all license payers who can't/won't pay for the necessary kit and never have been. Obviously, that’s not entirely fair but it's the only pragmatic way to roll-out the services that the majority of us can enjoy.

Vote now for the ultimate 'nom de sex'

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Bah...

I wish I'd added mine. I think it would have been in with a shot...

"Max Hyde"

Oh, yah.