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41 posts • joined 6 Sep 2010

My TIGHT PANTS made my HUGE iPHONE go all BENDY!

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Good to see Bono even managed to get in the video.

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Ancient telly, check. Sonos sound system, check. OMG WOAH

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There has been a lot of promo for the PlayBar of late. Makes me wonder if they are shifting surplus stock for a new model that supports an HDMI input and this decade's surround sound formats.

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FANBOIS' EYES ONLY: United Airlines offers FREE MOVIES on iOS kit

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Free access to porn for Android users.

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I'm in: Peter 'Dragons' Den' Jones launches bid to buy out Expansys

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Never trust a man who doesn't wear a belt.

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You're fired: Lord Sugar offloads faded PC builder Viglen to XMA

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SidJamesonabike!

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Air mattress blast blows German man across room

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He was only supposed to blow the bloody bed up

This is merely a tactic to make us avoid German sunbed areas around hotel swimming pools.

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Come and get it: Feedly Pro hits general availability

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I signed up to Feedly Pro a few minutes ago, reached my Register feed, clicked preview on this article and got a blank screen. Great start!

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Google lifts skirts, reveals Play All Access to UK market

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It's great but I have around 35,000 tracks. I wish they would allow me to use my paid for storage to keep the lot on there.

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Great For Amazon!

I gave it a spin this morning and instantly fell in love with Radiodread by the Easy Star All-Stars. Having a Sonos system at home I wanted a top quality version so I go along to Amazon and buy the CD for later ripping to FLAC and through the powers of AutoRip I have an instant copy I can download. Until, and it will never happen, Google sell CDs or at a minimum FLAC CD quality downloads Amazon will get my real money.

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Google gobbles map app Waze

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Just downloaded the Android app, you can log in with a Facebook account but not a Google one!

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'You can keep it' - Brit's nicked laptop turns up on Iranians' sofa

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I would have published them like Dom...

...but am touched by his generous response whatever the underlying plot. Well done that man.

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Yes, hundreds upon hundreds of websites CAN all be wrong

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Jessie J

Whenever I get bored I go round the web correcting articles that assert Jessie J was born in Essex. It doesn't help that she states this in the first page of her autobiography.

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Adobe's revenge on Steve Jobs: HTML5

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Rovio make Angry Birds, Roxio rip CDs and DVDs.

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iPhone 5 unlocked US prices placed on Apple website by accident

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Or $299 for a Nexus 4 unlocked

It's an expensive business being a fanboi, maybe this explains why free wifi is slurped by such a high proportion of iMac users.

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UK electric car funding - another subsidy for the RICH, say MPs

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Re: "how far you can poke ... out"

The key aim of cycle lanes in many areas is not to achieve a safer means for cyclists to get around but merely to add to the mileage of cycle lanes the council can boast about. I've seen bits of lane as short as 2 metres, utterly pointless but 2 more metres added to the green credentials so that's OK!

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Re: "how far you can poke ... out"

That's what I used to think but every morning and evening cycling along those so-called Superhighways I see the true purpose of the blue paint.

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Spend it on paint instead

A far better use of the money would have been to paint a strip of blue along the side of the roads like they do in London. These blue strips are very useful for drivers, they indicate how far you can poke your car out from a side road when waiting to join the main traffic flow without getting clipped by another large box of metal driven by somebody else too posh to take public transport or cycle or walk.

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Who queues for an iPhone 5? Protesters, hipsters and the jobless

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I was thinking yesterday about those continental cities where they hose down the street late at night, Regent Street looking a bit dusty!

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Power Source?

Being technology nuts what do these guys do for power? Does somebody from the Apple Store run out an extension cable for them or do they simply have to switch off their igadgets?

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Lightning strikes fresh iPad Mini shots

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It would be handy if they could launch a new iPad in the next three weeks. The Regent Street fanbois could buy their new phones, walk outside then join the back of the queue to form a new queue.

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Motorola Razr i hands-on review

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Thrice shy unfortunately

It's a lovely looking phone and the strength of the case and screen would make it an ideal present for those clumsier people on my birthday list. But it is a Motorola phone so the chances of getting timely software updates in the near future and any whatsoever after a year or so are remote. I bought the original Milestone, got sick of waiting for Android updates. Bought a Xoom, turned out the Google Experience was only felt within God's own country and have never seen as much frustration on any technology subject as that expressed in the Motorola forums.

Even if it had a virtual keyboard and holographic display like the fanboi's iPhone that fooled Fox 5 in New York the name Motorola on the phone will ultimately end in tears.

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iPhone 5 wait drives record Samsung smartphone sales

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Re: funny thing that!

I'm not very impressed with Apple announcing the announcement date for the iPhone 5 as 12th September before the Paralympics have ended. A far higher number of disabled visitors to London than normal will have to contend with fanbois camping out and blocking the pavement outside the fruit shop on Regent Street.

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Re: All this proves is Samsung have more products, its hardly rocket science

Then the patissier sues the boulanger for using the same oven-based technique for cooking food.

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Re: funny thing that!

So the ultimate measure of a phone's quality is the number of people camping outside phone shops prior to the release date? They need to get an iLife.

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Re: Although i'm not a huge fan of fandroids/androids...

Comparing like for like pop along to Amazon and you have a 16Gb Galaxy Nexus at £295 or a 16Gb iPhone 4S at £495. Could be a clearing of the decks prior to a Galaxy Nexus 4G (i.e. one advertised as 4G that actually works with the 4G available in the country in which it is sold) but either way 40% cheaper is one hell of a difference.

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Re: Nonsense fake numbers...

iJoerg, Android is no joke. I bought an Android G1 followed, a few months later, by an iPhone 3GS. I gave the iPhone a chance, honestly, but more and more it sat in my bag while the pioneering G1 allowed me to do real things well. Come the Motorola Milestone I passed my iPhone on to a sucker at a premium price who has since himself ditched it in favour of an Android phone and tablet. If you want to ask people on Twitter what time X Factor starts then an iPhone is great, if you want to find out for yourself while still enjoying your timeline then get yourself in on the joke.

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How do you measure up at the Olympics?

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Reminds me of the English Schools Senior Boys 400M Hurdles semi-finals in 1975. First time around I qualified for the final. Then it was revealed that one set of hurdles in my race was on the wrong marker so they moved them in time for the second semi. Their times stood, we had to run again 2 hours later, bear in mind this is not the easiest of events to recover from. My time was slower of course and I didn't make it through as a fastest loser. I also had a leg of the 4x100M relay in between just to add to the fun.

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Second win for Apple as Galaxy Nexus sales banned in US

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Re: Apple

It was released over 6 months ago and being a Google experience device is probably well beyond the peak for sales.

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Brits get to fondle Google Nexus 7 slab in just a fortnight

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It's a shame it won't make the most of that enormous catalogue 2048x1536 resolution movies the fanbois slobber over.

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Canon PowerShot G1 X compact camera

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Sound?

As ever I read a review touting 1080p but not a single mention of sound options. I had a G9 which worked well with loud volumes but mono, G12 I now have is stereo but loud volumes are hopeless. I have approaching 3 million live concert hits on YouTube but have never seen a compact camera review cover high volume handling so simply buy blind..... err deaf.

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Ssssh. Apple quietly mashes monster MacBook Pro

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Re: @Gashead

@steveK Recently I took out Southbank membership which includes the top floor members only Royal Festival Hall bar. I was expecting to find a meeting place for beardy intellectuals discussing the latest work from up and coming artists. No, the prime seats looking over the river were exclusively people on Apple laptops blagging free wifi and as many seats as they could occupy.

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True Jeff! My stepson recently alerted me to the dickhead sub-culture having previously noted the ubiquitous single-speed bikes in East London, have to say it is a bit cool!

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Upwards of £1,800 is a hell of a lot of money to pay just to take up two seats and a table in Starbucks trying to look cool and staring at passing women for 3 hours while consuming one solitary coffee or whatever they call them these days.

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Apple pulls in TomTom, kicks Google off iPhones

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Ah yes, TeleAtlas. Google Maps used them. It took almost two years for them to change the fictional Lugsmoor Lane in SW1 to the actual Cleveland Row after i reported it. London walking guides are full of references to the fictional Lugsmoor Lane, rather gives away that the person who wrote the guide had never actually done the walk and taken notes.

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail on Blu-ray

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With all that space for extras it's disappointing to see nothing about the Swedish Du-reformen and it's relationship to The Knights Who Say Ni.

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Ten... alternatives to Samsung's Galaxy S III

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The next Google Experience Nexus device most likely to excite my debit card. Tempting though Samsung and HTC phones may be there's nothing quite like having a vanilla Android phone with the latest OS and none of that annoying waiting around for manufacturer customisations to be tested.

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Hanging's too good for 'em - so what do you suggest?

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Get Geoff Shreeves to interview them and point out in his own special way that they will be locked up for the rest of their life.

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Apple Beijing store egged in botched iPhone 4S launch

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Siri?

When they do start selling it I suspect the Chinese fanbois will describe the voice control feature as "silly".

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Philips 21:9 Cinema 58in LED backlit TV

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Or maybe just go for the older model

The 56PFL9954 is a 5p under a grand at Richer Sounds.

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Boney M frontman checks out at 61

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Same Date And City As Rasputin...

..who died in the then Petrograd in 1916.

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iPad scammers hack Kirstie Allsopp's Twitter

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Key technology guru Allsopp

I would suspect password guessing. When Kirstie got an iPad one of her first Twitter comments was a complaint that Flash wasn't working on websites despite this fact having been mentioned in every single review. Then there was the day she turned up at Legoland with kids to discover it was closed, obviously hadn't checked first.

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